Greek Mythology Family Tree 

Bro, this would also be cool on a shirt.

That would be sick

Their family tree started with KHAOS , and don't say it was just a gap or nothing , she's hermaphroditic mostly a female the top Goddess 😂😂 that's judging and cutting out because of gender confusion , well she's an alien duhh , and Romans were not gods , don't blend yourselves in that's blasphemous to Royal real supernatural superiors

Every picture I find of me seems to be of my bad side...

@@styxdragoncharon4003 since when were you ever a god

funny not

Y’all hating?

I like this joke

It makes no sense but I see what your going for

more like hold my condom

actually, babies as a result of incest and inbreeding are more likely to be born with deformities and disorders because of how it affects the human's gene pool. its not surprising deformed monsters were created because of the gods' incestuous tendencies jkskfasdkjf

kiko killa that’s... the joke

@@kikokilla9405 r/woooosh

kiko killa Yeah yeah okay- hmmm. What the, huh? What, where? How the- what?! Hmmmm, that’s weird, I- *I cant seem to find who asked.*

@@kikokilla9405 i see

God of Foresight would have been even funnier.

like how Hera's last child was the goddess of easy childbirth lmao

@saber 1616 I don't recall Artemis being Hera's child

@saber 1616 yeah, so I don't think aceofjacks is referring to her when talking about goddess of easy childbirth

@saber 1616 in one of the stories hera put a curse on Leto,making her not be able to give birth on land that grows idk,so she went to delos,then Leto gave birth to Artemis first,and artemis helped her mother give birth to her brother,apollo

The Apollo I'm thinking about would be more like: "yeah, i wanna have fun. No, you don't get your job back. I can do it all, and much more, because I'm THAT awesome. It's haiku time! 'Apollo's the best Yeah, everyone would agree Fuck of, Helios! ' Yes, I do have time for autographs. Praise me, mortals!"

@@liorgefen1511 but still, Helios is the god that is mostly realted to the sun (for example Helios was the one that gave Hercules his chariot to go to the Hesperides)

@@nixodian108 yeah, i know, i meant in the series 'trials of apollo' he has a... Unique... Personality that i think would fit it... This is a joke, as a fan of pjo

​@@liorgefen1511 that personality was present all the way back in the Titan's Curse I mean honestly the first big thing we see him do is let a 15 year old take control of his chariot, which is the sun, and drive it almost burning and freezing New England in the matter of minutes

@@liorgefen1511exactly how he acts in trials of apollo

Underrated😭🤣🤣

He swallowed to Olympians whole

Crispy crispy

and thus... crisps were born. Rice crisps to be exact

@@Kiyomi1238 LOL

Oof

Actually there are some myths which said Zeus tricked Cronus into returning his siblings ( not exactly return, the truth is gross)

He was forced to do that

No, by the curse

Zeus' first two children: Hi- Zeus: *eats Metis(his wife)* Athena: I live The child to overthrown Zeus: *not born*

Yeah that’s basically all this summed up lmao

OMFF FYES

No but In one story Zeus had a daughter with his sister (Demeter) which was Persephone but then while she was married to hades he pretended to be hades and did it with his own daughter

@@lachlancarter2468 omg thats...

Gaia actually made babies with all her children.

Gaia is mother earth. I think it is a metaphor. In Christian religion this is known as the immaculate conception. The Earth "gave birth" to the land, sea and sky, which in turn "gave birth" to life, (aka Mortal beings) without sexual relations.

I like the Primordials best. I like some Olympians, Athena, Artemis, Hestia, Themis... Fave Primordial is Nemesis 👌

DRUNK is the best (imo) just cuz i like hades....i also like shitting on zeus cus he can't keep it in his pants

Facts

@@guarine5913 what about Aphrodite

@@queenestherthe1st342 Aphrodite is pretty much an asshole.

Have you met TheMythologyGuy?

😂

As he tends to do. Bet he was an animal while doing it to.

One of those was my co-worker. 😂

To quote from Overly Sarcastic Productions: "See every myth where Zeus couldn't keep it in his pants, also known as: every myth."

will it make a udapte taking into account the "Percy Jackson" book series? ^^

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The Greeks invented ship names long before fandoms did-

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@@Sanas_Shy_Language lol that's a good one

@@Sanas_Shy_Language i hate that this is a joke within a joke

-so what should we name this beautiful creation? •idk babe let's name it after you🥺 -your name's prettier tho🥺 •no u🥺

HE HURLED HIS THUNDER

Bolt

He zapped! locked those suckas in a vault

I can say it shorter: Zeus sleeping around. Don´t argue with me. I have to know, I`m the goddess of the underworld!

@@proserpina4448 you ruined the flow T_T it’s a song

Well "Charos" is the Boatman of the underword transfering your soul to it - although, in order to reach the port of the that boatman, Hermes had to tranfer you there. Thanatos is actually the word Death in greek so, i tend to believe he was more of a concept-kind-of-god than having a real duty, since Hades was ruling the underworld. Not that sure about that though. I'm not an expert, just know a couple things out of chance cos im greek haha.

@@eternal___official the way I saw it (and this depends on what canonicity you follow) Thanatos sort of separates your soul from your body when you die (or really, kills you, because without Thanatos you cannot die. See, Sisyphus) Hermes takes your soul and delivers it to the outer shore of the underworld Charon/Kharon ferry's your soul across the river Styx to the shore of the underworld proper (given you have the coinage) Cerberus/Kerberos guards the gates of hades, only allowing entry to those who belong there (and keeping those who shouldn't leave in) And Hades is like the warden overseeing the entirety of the underworld

@@eternal___official "Charos" isn't anything or anyone afaik, tho I assume you mean Charon/Kharon

@@scrungozeclown836 "Charos" is in modern Greek, "Charon" in ancient. Ο χάρων / Ο χάρος.

@@scrungozeclown836 This sounds pretty functioning. I like how you imagine Thanatos - kind of the same way people see the Grim Reaper today, thought it may be inspired from Charos. It makes more sense like this. At least, considering his name (Thanatos) which literaly means "Death" till this day.

So she's a shotacon?

They are gods, it's safe for them. At least it should be...

The same concept goes into Hindu mythology . Father makes a daughter and marries her to make some other gods.

not gave birth pretty sure, just made

@@akshaymishra3674 ummm what ?! What's your proof ?

Completely agree.

it is great but it always makes me think what drugs were these people on writing these star war type of stories and living by it

@@Syisulis I mean it's not like the Abrahamic god, Hindu gods or any other religion make any more sense.

@@sashimster3243 they don't 😂😂🤣

@@sashimster3243 asking me to believe in religion is like asking me to believe in the force from Star Wars

hahaha

I gave birth to you

*ok boomer*

Ok boomers

Clever boomer

FBI wants to know your location

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Welcome to SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Looool

Ouch.

Lmao is it bad that I got it like... immediately

Yeah same, I am such a Greek mythology nerd. I remember when we started learning about it, I had to read every book and watch every film I could find.

@@flowerdolphin5648 that’s bouta be me.....

@@antinoye973 good luck and have fun with it ^^ it's very interesting.

I’m Greek so I learned this stuff in day one

yeah but the also become more inbred making the family tumbleweed of a family in alabama

They are basically hindu(dharmik) gods with slight changes in names. Aafter battle of 10 kings all clans were kicked out of india by sudas. One of them was anu or something which became hellena (greeks). Ancient vedic god were dyaus pitra and and indra. Hence Dyaus pitra and Indra became Zeus pita/ Zeus in greece, zupiter in roman, thor and few others in other viking, nordic ciivilization. Bharat(india) is the heart land of eurashian civilization and sanskrit is the mother of all indo european languages. One other clan was pashrva clan which became persia. There was no religion 4000 yrs ago but just dharma(hinduism). Achamenid empire was Akhamanish empire and the king was kurush(sanskrit hindu) word not cyrus.

@@prafful_sahu all indo european religions came from the same source omfg

There were no humans yet. Maybe that gas something to do.

@@rangaplays2025 yeah like earth and sky became a couple and look at their children 1 eyed and 50 headed ! surely sweet home Alabama

You know I don’t really see the first couple (Gaia and Uranus) to be incest. I think she created Uranus so she could love him, not as a child

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Funnily enough CA, NY, and the District of Columbia also allow first-cousin blood related marriages lol. So is Alabama actually progressive?

Ayyy ..

A God out of incest?? Dont tell me mortals are interfering with transcions.

The gods and titans didn't think of there siblings as siblings they were just other people to eachother.

🤣🤣🤣 I was thinking the same.

😂😂😂😂

I took that class

@@agbagunga8724 Why?

I know right. I was just comparing this video to that book in my head the whole time.

If you really interested in Greek Mythology, there is a book called Theogony by Hesiod

@@MrAadam747 I'm not as interested as I used to be, mostly from percy Jackson, but I'll check it out

@@MrAadam747 What's wrong with Percy Jackson?

Lahly Bird I don’t know, I’ve never watched the movie/movies, maybe once the first one (I suppose) but it’s been a while

OH MY GOD I CANNNNTTTTT

Haha So true Zeus should not get his toga in a twist almost every times. He is also a dramatic king.

i wanted to like your comment but 420

@Stefano Raul Febles Verastegui how does this have no likes

@@anhedonia4715 *Oh my gods

nj's eighteen at least

@@CecilleCK63 She had 18 children with Uranus. Then 5 children with Pontus. Then over 100 children again with Uranus. Then a child with Tartarus.

So who's her baby daddy for Five rings to summon Captain Planet

@@pugbread3013 x

I mean...yeah, have you seen some of the children she made?

thats true!!!!!!

Her kids are just as creepy as she is

She is like, just darkness

and it is said hestia gave up her spot willingly because she belonged in the home as the goddess of the hearth was the most peace-loving goddess ever which is why we literally have no myths with her as a main character

Yeah, even because in the Olymp many gods tried to marry her.

@@rogerwinters4958 I think the only one where she was prominent is when a god tried to rape her...

@@rogerwinters4958 not true, some Greek lore replaces Demeter with Hestia in the Demophon myth

hestia was ready to risk it all for any god out there

Ophiotauru JAIL

"It sounds funny I know, but it really is so " Many, many years ago when I was 23 I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red My father fell in love with her and soon they too were wed This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life For now my daughter was my mother 'cause she was my father's wife And to complicate the matter even though it brought me joy I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad And so he became my uncle though it mad me very sad For if he were my uncle that would also made him brother Of the widows grown-up daughter who was of course my stepmother Father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue Because although she is my wife she's my grandmother two Now if my wife is my grandmother then I'm her grandchild And every time I think of it, nearly drives me wild 'Cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpaw Oh I'm my own grandpaw I'm my own grandpaw It sounds funny I know but it really is so I'm my own grandpaw (Listen to this now) I'm my own grandpaw I'm my own grandpaw I'm my own grandpaw -Ray Stevens

@@tashajackson7726 magical

I wish I could like this twice

This reminds me of Once Upon A Time

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seizure reading that but love your name

MAYDAY! WE NEED A BIGGER CHART!

fun fact, while Zeus is the most notable example, Poseidon actually had more children! taking "seamen" to a whole new level-

it would just look like one really thick bar lmfao

Dressed as a girl in a bisexual party

@@thebestcicinmage4485 Is that what alcoholics do in college parties?

Don’t forget the purple jacket

@@aziris7257 yes and no

@@julianusalexander6325 same XD except his name is just dion and he doesn’t drink a lot cause we’re all underaged and all

Zefra hahahahaha

Well to be fair the JoJo family tree also is... quite something else 😂 both are confusing as heck.

@@artema. Joestar family tree isn't really that confusing, the only thing that can be considered wierd by people who don't watch Jojo is DIO joining in but explanation is pretty simple: DIO who was a vampire took over Jonathan's body and had 4 kids with random women, his vampirism was overwriting Jonathan's body as his but the process wasn't finished so kids he made are both his and Jonathan's (because a bit of his DNA remained). Green Baby is also kinda related to DIO but it's a monster created from his bone and 36 souls so it's not really his kid.

@@fly672 Look, Giorno (and all other kids of DIO) is Jolyne's great great great great uncle, Josuke is Jotaro's (half?-)uncle, Giorno has 2 biological dads, 1 step dad, 1 adoptive dad and 1 biological mother and it keeps going xD

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ZAS Productions doesnt count as incest cuz the gods titans and demi titans dont contain DNA in their blood

Egyptian mythology on the other hand is full of it, is also the reason why royal families tried to keep their bloodlines "pure" and it's theorised why Tutankhamun died so young

@@asavvsbmg21 Really?

@@DanteMustLearn like Targaryens.

@@asavvsbmg21 explain how demigods work then

yes very yes

"Zeus: My daughters can not be this cute"

And married his sister Hebe! ☺️

@@thiagocalheiro5824 And he even collaborated with Xena in a comeback for some adventures.

Thanks ! I always thought that was Goku

@@innosanto I miss Xena

for me heracles is still a demigod, im not gonna call him a god

No, there is no more Rome for puns in here.

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 you should never apollogize for your puns

@@RunaSunset You're right. Have you heard of the drug Medusa? I heard you get stoned.

@@totallynotafanficreader7850 I heard that its kinda Nero quality

@@RunaSunset the God who made the drug is kind of a Narcissus

Such a great idea!

But he needs people to purchase them, to make money

@@neinno8172 he could sell the posters through his website

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@Just Some Guy without a Mustache Kratos is still no match against Athena’s (the Olympian Goddess of Justice, Wisdom, & War) Gold Saints: Libra Dohko, Virgo Shaka, Sagittarius Aioros, and Gemini Saga; no matter how angry Kratos is.

@goddess'god chaos neither the entire greek family. lol.

Lol

Joseph Joestar is Zeus.

Nico Jade percy jackson is like the starbucks of greek mythology

that and I'm came here because of Lore Olympus

yup and also cuz i love greek mythology lmao

Percy Jackson is like a gateway drug to greek mythology

Wassup

Violetine me and you share the same brain huh?

Thats ,e

"What about that guy over there?" "oh that's Freddie, bisexuals go to Mercury"

What about the lesbians?

@@thecookiecrumbsinpercyshai8685 Lesbos, Greece

iGusti NgurahRai nice

@@Kanal7Indonesia What about pans?

Nehemiah Miralo this is what I heard

Nehemiah Miralo lets say he _absorbed_ her, i think that makes more sense as to why Metis resides in his mind

Metis is Jupiter's moon. In fact, that moon will eventually spiral into Jupiter and become part of the planet due to it orbiting faster than the planet spins.

@@chloespinoza8214 Based on what I read it said that Zeus actually swallowed Metis. And for all we know Greek Myth is known for hyperbole stories.

That's so interesting

the chart is very brief, there are waaay more gods

@@jacobw4612 though it is not 100% accurate, you can agree that it is a good job

@@marioskatsaros7837 Yeah, I guess

Well it doesn't matter if you are Greek you are not at all related to ancient Greeks plus you would need years of studying to master greek mythology.

@@mihailojovicevic5576 We study our ancient ways in school from 4th grade. We do history ancient Greek and learn about all these stuff in school. They are my ancestors :)

im supposed to be doing something else too but I'm watching this drama LMAO

yeah screw calculus

Yoo same lol

Frr i have my final exam coming and I'm watching this with much interest

How on earth can kratos beat chaos?

@@BigR2D2. he would find a way

@@Crudecoronet realalistically, kratos would never beat chaos.

@@mr_anone he's still gonna find a way

@@alchemist2461 no he wont stop being a fanboy

That's because there isn't a source which is 100% accurate,as it's depicted differently by many ancient documents.Besides,it's a man-made religion,so it's natural that in each historical period it was viewd with alterations varying from one another.Every myth depicts the gods differently,mostly serving the purpose of that specific myth and not the bigger image;Greek Mythology as a whole and complete lineage of Titans,Gods(Primordial,Olympian,Minor etc),Creatures/Monsters and Heroes.

The weapons of the 3 gods were made by the elder Cyclops by some reliable myths.

@@nekoneko7329 every religion is man-made

@@chrisandrikos3684 I know

@@chrisandrikos3684 ...but the point is, religion reveals deep metaphorical truths about the Universe. Man (mortal being) simply observes what he see's and writes it down. It becomes a religion to the extent that it resonates with ppl as being true, in some sense. It is striking how similarities you can draw between ancient mythology, world religion and the origins of life on Earth, according to mainstream science. They all start with nothing, then light, then stars, then planets, then life, then evolution of life.

It needs to be pointed out that the creators weren't aware that there is a character named Kratos when the game was created. It was purely coincidental.

Based on his description, I think he also might've invented bad faith media criticism.

God dont have DNA

Billy bob married his sister

Kings of Egypt were married to their sisters during all antiquity.

gaia married her own son which is uranus JAV: *"aha, i know u are my ancestor*

Actually he married his mother. This dude's chart is all ass backwards.

Explain chaos then.

Hyas Musica Chaos is but a different interpretation of the original, first being. Sometimes it’s Chaos, sometimes it’s Chronos and Ananke. It really depends on the version you read.

@@hyasmusica9161 chaos is everything and anything in the same tine

@@hyasmusica9161 Chaos is like space. It's nothing which includes everything. Chronos is the word for time in Greek.

This is basically the headache when studying the Big Bang lol. Wtf came before and what do you mean nothing? Time itself had to be created

Nah, we already know his face

Safehavenonice sweet home ancient alabama

What I thought 😂

Incest, the forbidden fruit, Adam eve weren't supposed to eat or do i guess 😅 weird

Bruh.. Put that in after the wars .. This nigga got this past of The Universe steaming ..

Greek myth. : Hold my pandora, and now. KRATOS, WHERE ARE YOU?, YOUR DAD IS CALLING YOU

but whos prophecy? El/YHWH's?

@Uchiha Sasuke i follow Jesus, I AM not saved by genealogy

3. Zeus didn't cut open Kronos. He tricked him into drinking something that would make him vomit the first 5 children, who subsequently also helped in the war.