Green Goblin's Master Plan 

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"I even stole your bike!" "I don't own a bike." "I even stole somebody's bike!"

IT WAS ME PETER!

Best villain quotes- -“Why so serious?” -“The power of the Sun, in the palm of my hand.” -“I gave a dog aids.”

He didn’t care. Green Goblin stole some poor guy’s bike and Spider-Man didn’t even care. He really is a menace.

"Is your plan to just fuck with me?" From what I've been reading... yes... Goblin is basically his own version of Reverse Flash. he just wants to troll the hero as much as possible and make life a living hell for him. heck, when someone stole the Spiderman identity, Goblin cancelled a well thought out plan because he found out it wasn't the real Spiderman, therefore, he wouldn't be making Peter suffer. So, yes, Goblin is just Spiderman's own personal troll.

Green Goblin is incredibly close to Reverse Flash in terms of pettiness. Just imagine if he had the speed force. He'd absolutely make Spider-Man's life more hell than it already is.

Honestly, Green Goblin going into a tangent about missing his wife and hearing things Spider-Man didn't actually say feels like something that could happen given how mentally unstable Norman is.

I love how Fast Goblin can piviot on his Speech and make it sound like he still planned it "I STOLE YOUR BIKE" "i dont owe a bik-" "I STOLE SOMEBODIES BIKE!"

“ I miss my wife Spider-Man I miss her a lot I’ll be back” - Green Goblin

Green Goblin is going the Reverse Flash plot of just f$&king with Spidey for kicks.

“You’ll understand when you have children of your own Spider-Man.” Marvel: *Laughs maniacally*

Norman Osborne: "Hey, can I copy your evil plot?" Eobard Thawne: "...Fine, but change it a little so it doesn't look like you copied it." Norman Osborne:

This is reverse flash levels of petty

0:42 Oh my god, Jameson was right! Spider-Man DID raise the price of the pump!

I love how as Goblin gets more random with his master plan voice slowly shifts into a Doofenshmirtz impression. That’s either intentionally brilliant or JJ just can’t maintain his goblin voice over time, and it’s perfect either way

You could even say this was a “master bait” by Green Goblin.

0:58 is brilliant because it implies either green goblin watched Peter go through all this or this never even happened and it was just a hyper specific thing he thought about doing

Not only was the mood change, hilarious but having Spiderman getting more flabbergasted and ticked off by it was great

Instead of raising the gas prices by 10 cents, HE RAISED IT BY 15 CENTS, This man is the most evil villain in history

When he says from the shadows, he means the camera dimension

Raising the price of everything sounds like something Green Goblin would do

"And I'm sure you know about J.J.Jameson and the articles he's published about you.." "Let me guess, your master plan was to give him more believable material for hit pieces?" "I got him divorced!" "... What? I thought that was because he's just sitting at his office chair 24/7." "I- ... Wait like literally?" "Yeah, can't even feel his legs anymore and all that, still won't budge.. why? How did you cause his-" "I did his wife!" "Oh goddami-"

“Do you remember when the Marvel Editorial made that mess with Mary Jane and Paul, but really it was….it was them, I’m evil, not stupid. I’m crazy, but not that crazy.”

I even stole your bike! I don't own a bike. I even stole somebody's bike!

Bro thinks he’s Eobard Thawne.

"What?" "Goodbye." "What?" Amazing writing.

Spiderman checking the script at 1:35 has got to be the funniest shit ever

"You'll understand when you have children of your own Spider-Man." Which children is it Goblin? Harry or the two abominations you had with Gwen that we don't talk about?

1:33 "I miss my wife Tails, i'll be back!"

"You'll understand when you have children of your own, Spider-Man!" Oh, OH now that is twisting the knife JJ

The first part of the video fits Norman's character since the Clone Saga. He keeps creating insane schemes simply to fuck with Peter. One time, he gaslit the boy into believing he was part of the Osborn family and put him in a spare Green Goblin suit to make him believe he's a fellow criminal.

his slight loss for words when he relived his memories with his wife was very well written

Dinkleburg if he did everything Timmy's dad says he did

Green Goblin: “I spoiled your milk!” Spider-Man: “No Goblin, wrong SolidJJ video”

If he had been responsible for removing the line of code preventing Western copies of mario 64 from running at proper fps then he would have truly been evil. A missed opportunity

“It was me Parker.”

Goblin legit just did an SA2 fandub moment "I miss my wife, pete... I miss her alot, I'll be back."

okay honestly that joke about the L is real thing got me in the first half

Goblin said he’ll understand when he’s a father because he knows Marvel will never let him.

Green Goblin reaching Thawne levels of petty. Raising the gas price by 15 cents, wtf.

1:34 "I miss my wife Tails"

Green Goblin going into hiding was ironically a part of his plan in the Spectacular Spider-man cartoon.

I legitimately thought I had this on 2x speed, green goblin was going so fast.

I love the unhinged petty villains. There’s something about it

Green goblin just be doing anything now

Guess you shouldn't have broomed her fast, Norman.

"Where is this coming fro-" "I think you right Spider-Man."

Green Goblin screwing with Spider-man is GG subconsciously projecting his own self loathing on the closest person he had to a family member (his son been too distant) to unload his frustration on. Unfortunately GGs own denial of his own faults made it impossible for him to realize it and ended up becoming petty and antagonistic towards Peter because by projecting such feelings he in reality deflected the need to face his own inner demons, resorting to an aggressive relationship with the target of said projection.

The gas price on the thumbnail being 5 cents higher than the community post kinda hits hard, ngl. Inflation's a bitch.

You ever wonder why Super Villains focus so much on petty revenge? This is what happens when a super genius loses focus.

“Aren’t you curious why you were suddenly fired from The Bugle?” “I got fired??!”

I like how this is something that Green Goblin would do to fuck with Peter,the man literally once impregnated Gwen Stacy with 2 kids,then took them away from Gwen,then killed her,then raised the kids to be assasins to kill Spider-man

Green Goblin out here scheming like Aizen, Madara and Light Yagami 😂 What did Green Goblin do to the dog!??? 😭

So in other words, Green Goblin is Reverse Flash without any balls... Gotcha

I would say he’s the opposite of reverse-flash, but that would be flash.

Goblin: You'll understand when you have children of your own Spiderman. *Remember that one time when Mary Jane died due to Spiderman's radio active baby batter?*

Always remember Goblin teamed up with Mysterio to prank Spiderman into thinking he piped Gwen Stacy. So this would not be out of character for him

“I miss my wife Tails”

I feel like green goblin was trying to mimic reverse flash level of planning but ends up losing track

Spider man: dude that's not even evil have you seen what the government has done!?

Green Goblin straight up Reverse Flashmaxxing.

yes, to overall fuck with someone is the perfect master plan because they'll think you don't know what you're doing

Someone would have to be truly diabolically evil to enact policies that raised the price of gas.

This is just Thawne pretending to be Norman but getting too lost in the sauce and then having some weird mid-life crisis💀💀

When your nemesis is ACTUALLY a psychopath.

Just wait until he raises the price of groceries too.

"I raised gas prices by 15 cents." *US military and NATO is quickly converging on your position*

"I even stole your bike!" "I don't own a bike." "I even stole somebody's bike!" "Okay."

You MONSTER, both figuratively and literally.

This is such a good parody of the main villain in any fucking serial crime drama. Somehow every episode so far was actually their plan

I love the Eric Cartman dying in a glue trap at the end of the video.

It’s the reverse flash but spiderman, the reverse Spider-Man

The funniest thing about the gas pumps bit is that it implies the Spiderman was wearing his costume while driving a car

Normally I can handle rapid humor without any problem, but here I'm like Peter I have no f*CKIN clue what just happened.

Wasn’t ready for that Mario 64 Lore lmao love it

1:05 expected something else lol

Huh. I think this is the first time I’ve seen a villain fix themselves without the hero having to do anything. And the fucking Green Goblin of all people. What a weird day.

"You'll understand when you have children of your own" is a crazy line for the actions this man did at the end 😭😂

Raising the gas price by 15 cents is evil 😫

So this is just Marvel's "It was me barry"

2:01 "I gave a dog aids" ... I have never, died, so badly, to a single line of dialogue.

"I miss my wife spider-man" SA2 Eggman vibes right there

This has got to be the closest thing to the Marvel version of "It was me, Barry" I've ever seen and heard

The Mario 64 bit was perfection.

2:03 so did he give it to that dog directly or indirectly?

I can't believe he put Luigi in the source code and made fools of us all

I like how they specifically include Joes cause it was in the first Spider-Man movie and Peter lives in New York City

Green Goblin is just Reverse Flash plus Dr Eggman

globby went full reverse really fast, we could say it all happened in a flash

“I have a dog AIDS.” Giving me real “I kicked a puppy” vibes just like 1000x worse.

2:22 I don't think it was the video that gave you muscle spasms. ... I think it was your muscle spasms that gave you this video! ... Yes, all according to plan.

"I gave a dog Aids." Oh WTF, dude!?

I think this is genuinely the best one this channel has ever put out (which is saying a lot, bc i love many, and i have gone back thru the channel to watch them All). Had me crylaughing, ive watched it like 6 times, sent it to 3 separate friends. Idk man. Just the comedic structure of this one is so impeccable.

0:32 "ok"

"You'll understand when you have kids of your own" *cries in ASM* *sweats in USM*

I could definitely see the green goblin competing with the reverse flash for ruining their respective heroes lives.

"My bike got stolen recently. I was pretty bummed about it. But I think whoever stole it was more HAPPY to get it than I am SAD to lose it. The total happiness in the world increased. So, whatever."

*I miss my wife, Tails...*

“I EVEN STOLE YOUR BIKE” “I don’t have a bike-“ “I EVEN STOLE SOMEBODY’S BIKE” That is my favorite joke and favorite delivery on this entire channel now on set up and delivery alone