Greer Barnes: “If I Was a White Woman, I Would Rob Black Dudes” - This Week at the Comedy Cellar

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Greer Barnes admits that walking behind white women at night makes him feel uncomfortable. (Contains strong language.)
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@dogsandyoga1743 5 лет назад

What he said about being uncomfortable walking behind white women at night is actually very true...

@sholeroy 5 лет назад

It's almost the same feeling as eating a piece of chicken in a white restaurant.

@ubon11 5 лет назад

Just try being a white dude walking around Beale St at night. I wouldn’t describe it as uncomfortable, I’d call it damn near frightening and I’m probably lucky to be alive.

@mikemugs7 5 лет назад

I’m a white guy and I feel uncomfortable

@ubersteve3265 5 лет назад

Yep. And when you see them grip their handbag or move it to the arm furthest away from you. I always tell them "nobody's going to fucking rob you"

@k4ze7 5 лет назад

Bro you rname is Dogs and Yoga, I think you got a lot in common with them.

@jaxsong2867 5 лет назад

How is nobody talking about how fire his beat boxing was?

@buffywasright 5 лет назад

Love Train Not as good as his ping pong though 😄 I’m sure you can find the clip here somewhere.

@elewojo 5 лет назад

It comes to him naturally. He was born able to do that.

@Djzen312 5 лет назад

Oh I thought a dj played each time oops

@AhYes-it3mr 5 лет назад

Got his beats on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@humudu 5 лет назад

Wait everyone can't do that?

@streq9199 4 года назад

Jokes and beatboxing aside, the delivery of this guy is completely unlike anyone I've ever seen. He's just so naturally funny and charismatic.

@JohnJohnson-my8zg 4 года назад

ABSOLUTELY. You can almost believe the nigha was just chillin outside by his demeanor but his material is dope

@mehowkielan1984 3 года назад

He's a pro actor mostly

@MultiAsdasad 3 года назад

yeah only thing that was just a bit weird how he squinted or took his arms in lol he was like laughing internally

@amandabaker2881 3 года назад

Yes! He is great

@hugh2hoob668 2 года назад

Aka he's a black boomer lol

@mackman3871 5 лет назад

"I'm actually not a comic, I was outside the club chilling"😂😂😂

@brokenking5044 5 лет назад

"Do you want $5 or not?"

@jones9309 5 лет назад

He had them dying from the start. 😂😂

@mackman3871 5 лет назад

Killed me from the start hahaha

@oreemmanuel 5 лет назад

Fake or not....I really believe him😂😂

@dariendeloatch4337 5 лет назад

Mack Man 😂😂😂

@SonOroSound 5 лет назад

"Get out of the street brother!" "Vishnu, there are white women everywhere" "Holy shit get in!" That accent killed me! 🤣

@dennisreid9039 4 года назад

😂😂😂

@ricedavone9108 4 года назад

As my name is not vishnu.....tushé nigga.....vroooom #imdead

@wayneshamba6961 4 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@dystopesia 4 года назад

Kinda racist lol

@LivingxPrime 4 года назад

Akber Naqvi Lol a joke on the phrase often used with minority groups (due to less exposure) that they “all look the same.” That touché bit was hilarious!

@kennyhuffman4484 4 года назад

"you have to take care of yourself Denzel" I'm 💀😂

@TruPlayaStatis 5 лет назад

Cop: "So you mean to tell me that a man of your stature couldn't catch her?" BG: "What I look like chasing a white woman?"

@amorag59 5 лет назад

I too watched this here video.

@TruPlayaStatis 5 лет назад

757 AT Yeah, but in this case he wasn't going to be chasing her for pussy. Bih ran off with his money like, "Hi! I'm Sarah. Give me your wallet or I'll scream." Fk was he supposed to do? She left him no other options

@williamduren215 4 года назад

That line is genius. "What I look like chasin a white woman at night?" Fuccin genius!

@Sullaban 3 года назад

TruPlayaStatis This guy is very very good . Way too many of this white woman comics, ALL they (these white woman comics go on and on about sex) tiresome. I give video link you will find it interesting here tis KAMALA HEY! Beatle tune gave (tuvokspock@gmail.com) the idea for this video. - RU-vid

@shadex3736 Год назад

Brilliant!!!!

@frogsplease4165 5 лет назад

“Police men and white women are very dangerous” lmao!

@DM-bv9uh 4 года назад

Facts!

@beareble-lion4446 4 года назад

White's cross the street a lot when I walk home at night. I'm 120 pounds 5'9 an look like white Jesus. An I aways get stopped by police well anytime there's no poor looking brown people around. Maby cop's should be tested for mental health problems often.

@yani2499 4 года назад

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE................

@unknownx7252 4 года назад

@@beareble-lion4446 they should.

@angelica21290 4 года назад

Deadasss facts

@pfpublius 4 года назад

"and my name is not Vishnu" I lost it😂😂

@JaneQPublic 5 лет назад

"Hi my name is Sara. Give me your wallet." 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@ZachVanHarrisJR 5 лет назад

😆😅😂

@ds-ut2ym 5 лет назад

Hahaha! "Give me your wallet or I'm gonna scream."

@LWWM 5 лет назад

Stop giving ideas

@MrOMYSTARZ 5 лет назад

Too late for us all! Lol #fucked

@Darkness-ie2yl 5 лет назад

this dude is the business

@Guagex 5 лет назад

This is why I ask stupid relationship questions. Implied concent don't mean shit!..lol

@ThankGodImBlack370 5 лет назад

Scream.

@obviousness8113 3 года назад

"Touché, nigga!" I'm DEAD 💀💀💀😁😂😂😂😂

@bayking408 5 лет назад

People dont realize, Greer used to open for Chappelle. He's hilarious live.

@GyzelE 5 лет назад

Was on Chappelle's show even.

@yourdadsotherfamily3530 5 лет назад

He has a very Chappelle delivery on his ‘here take itttttt’ then slinks away like Chappelle would

@Suprheem90 5 лет назад

That’s crazy I was wondering if Dave influenced him bc I definently caught a similar vibe

@samwest1097 5 лет назад

Yep!! and check his DeNiro impression.

@owenarchibald3398 3 года назад

He’s hilarious recorded too

@itsfreddie7132 5 лет назад

Honestly, i watch a lot of stand up but this is the first naturally funny guy ive seen, 0 effort needed. Everyone else tries to so hard, and hes there chilling and laughing along with the audience.

@illaneecorona 5 лет назад

Bc he's a 55yr old Veteran comic & actor. Lol. All the Vets are comfy esp there at the Cellar where many start at. They know their worth & have perfected their craft.

@mrnigga3429 5 лет назад

Dave Chapelle, Chris D'ellia.. add homeless Idris Elba to the list

@SgtStickyTits 5 лет назад

@@mrnigga3429 Joey Diaz.

@FlukeyKent. 5 лет назад

This guy gets it. He's definitely a true comic. Ngl the people you lot just mentioned.....try a little harder than this guy. Especially they're new stuff. You'll find that their older material was a little better for some of them

@DBL304 4 года назад

Man he always has had this demeanor like he just walked on the stage from the bar and kills it

@yungdreamyvert 3 года назад

“And he drives me to safety” I was dead💀💀

@videovedo36 5 лет назад

Effortlessly clever, he tackles so many issues altogether he could have written a social studies essay, instead he gave us a good laugh in very few words. This is high quality stuff!

@teddykasteel 5 лет назад

I got nothing to add, except that he rocks the grey beanie like a champ.

@bruin1771 5 лет назад

Holy shit get in!!!

@akiba1972 5 лет назад

@Jarred Mueller No it's not just guys you got douchebag women also

@christophermurillo7250 5 лет назад

@Jarred Mueller ummm.. wouldn't that still be considered a social issue?

@paulofurtado4925 5 лет назад

@Jarred Mueller You didnt got the joke did you? that white women (i would say all) can just use their victim card deceitful behaviour to get what they want.

@bootlegcowboys 5 лет назад

He's a legend in New York. I caught one of his comedy specials quite a few years ago and he still slays to this day. Comic genius.

@TryingNotToLie 5 лет назад

I miss this guy. I hope he drops another special..

@onpsxmember 5 лет назад

What's the name of the old special?

@bootlegcowboys 5 лет назад

@@onpsxmember good question, can't recall the title.

@TryingNotToLie 5 лет назад

I don't remember I'll try to figure out and get back to you.

@TryingNotToLie 5 лет назад

It wasn't a special it was comedy central present season 13 episode 13

@sky1luv793 4 года назад

The Amy Cooper incident in Central Park made me think of this set. SMH

@christophersmith3005 4 года назад

Me too. That's why I'm here.

@hannajean8204 4 года назад

you get what like 5 white women calling cops for no reason and a few bad cops and label them all bad? dumb

@christophersmith3005 4 года назад

@@hannajean8204 Ah yes of course. It has only happened 5 times, and there only "a few bad cops" out there.

@M0053yfate 4 года назад

@@hannajean8204 who labeled them all bad?

@GetHers979 4 года назад

@@M0053yfate hannas in denial.

@ajwelsh3191 5 лет назад

Homeless Idris Elba is best Idris Elba.

@nikkisix3571 5 лет назад

Lmao

@elvinasimx 5 лет назад

I thought it was him at first.. 😂😂

@natrlgrl 5 лет назад

I thought it was Irish Elba at 1st

@Darkness-ie2yl 5 лет назад

lol. I thought idris was out here telling jokes

@mirandapow2230 5 лет назад

AJ Welsh right!!!!

@katcabula 5 лет назад

that Indian taxi driver impression tho! 😂🤣🤣

@jones9309 5 лет назад

Katherine Cabula sounds like Sadh Guru

@esotericksoul7156 5 лет назад

"Vishnu" lmao

@TCt83067695 5 лет назад

I was offended on their behalf but I was laughing so hard at the same time

@cobraimploder 5 лет назад

@@TCt83067695 Don't be. He was being anything but racist. In fact the whole bit about "My name is not Denzel...well, my name is not Vishnu" was critical of stereotyping, wouldn't you agree?

@TCt83067695 5 лет назад

@@cobraimploder you're right. Everything was so on point I can't even stay mad lol

@deeceecomedy 4 года назад

Wow... all of a sudden, in light of recent events, this brilliant set is TOTALLY relevant!

@alexiswilliamsinc 4 года назад

Honestly they need to play this before the “Let’s Talk About Race and Gender” mandatory training. At least people can crack up while they get offended. He captures every nuance. Every single paradox.

@hashmesdk8784 4 года назад

Not to try be the least fun person in the party but that is a misuse of the term "in lieu of". The term means "instead of" so you would be saying "instead of recent events, this brilliant set is totally relevant". So I think it would be more appropriate to say "in light of recent events, this brilliant set is totally relevant". Hope this was helpful.

@deeceecomedy 4 года назад

Hashme Sdk Yes, you are the "party buzzkill"...But, you are correct. "In light of..." is accurate and better.

@alexiswilliamsinc 4 года назад

DeeCee Comedy This amicable resolution is so heartwarming I’m like 1:01

@3Brent11 4 года назад

Always has been 🔫

@haileyosaurus 5 лет назад

That was literally the funniest stand up bit I’ve seen in a while.

@vibmeetup1355 5 лет назад

I bet it was

@thagodwecreate5179 5 лет назад

Was it, like, literally, like, tha funniest literal thing you ever, like, literally, like saw? ...OK Sarah

@baevere 5 лет назад

@@thagodwecreate5179 🤣🤣🤣😂 😂 💀💀💀

@madisonschmid2010 5 лет назад

@@thagodwecreate5179 Her name is Hailey... and chill, she really could rob us out here. Don't give her no damn motivation.

@masonic777 5 лет назад

Me too, but look here Hailey, You're not robbing me okay kiddo.. 😁🤔👊👊😝✌

@OmarDiesel9 5 лет назад

That white woman robber bit should be a regular sketch/character somewhere.

@towallomeesgel1703 5 лет назад

Saturday Night Live skit?

@t.l.5755 5 лет назад

@@towallomeesgel1703 Yeah, they should hire him on as a writer and pay him to develop it.

@DirtyRandyTaco 5 лет назад

Somewhat closely enough, on this most recent season of SNL, Idris Elba hosted and did a take on the "Incredible Hulk" where he would turn into an upset white woman. It was actually pretty funny, and fitting in this discussion given that this guy bares a strong resemblance to Idris.

@OmarDiesel9 5 лет назад

@@towallomeesgel1703 I can already picture Cecily Strong rocking it.

@reapwhtsow 5 лет назад

Yes! A sketch of that would be epic and legendary

@d_exiled_1arisen385 4 года назад

This cat is underrated. He leads with, "I'm actually not a comic. I was outside just chill'n." 😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣 "You wanna make $5?" Priceless 🇵🇷✊🏾

@DJK-cq2uy 2 месяца назад

Yea

@maryetuk7628 5 лет назад

“...Give me your wallet or I’m going to scream” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@DM-bv9uh 4 года назад

This is killlllling meee. "Hi, I'm Sara... Gimmie your wallet."

@free22 4 года назад

Trippie Chris “Precious to every race” lol!

@Nyliah 4 года назад

What a turn of events

@marcorubio4628 4 года назад

freemayo legit tho right. Women too. We always treat women straight up different. If it was a trans woman tho. 😓

@wmranson9311 4 года назад

Trippie Chris Black women are just as valuable to us black men sir. We have mothers, sisters, cousins and daughters.

@johnmichaelarnaud 5 лет назад

This is not just good comedy. This is a master class in walking in someone else's shoes.

@HulkCrow 5 лет назад

Without being preachy about it!! That's talent! You empathise and laugh and think. This guy deserves more!

@officialchickenn 5 лет назад

Mhmm

@CarolleRawCovers 5 лет назад

A masterpiece!

@michaelgray1803 5 лет назад

Someone else's shoes

@kawgrath1876 4 года назад

This guy could do voice acting with that kind of range, that’s impressive.

@bryanb3203 5 лет назад

He’s been doing comedy for like 30 years he needs a Netflix special.

@osoharlemkid 5 лет назад

I used to sell tickets on 42nd to some of the comedy clubs he performed at. So happy for him!!!

@watup730 5 лет назад

He was on def jam. And on comedy central.

@BisyBackson365 5 лет назад

still one of my favorite comedians

@prosperdomfang4586 5 лет назад

Oh hell yeah

@ernestorodriguez791 5 лет назад

Have you seen his CC special? I personally loved it but it was pretty awkward at times haha But yes he should absolutely do another special!

@enji2988 5 лет назад

dude's looks alot like homeless Idris Elba 👌🏻

@kyivstuff 5 лет назад

But just as charming!

@shiestysean 5 лет назад

I dead thought it was him. He's Idris elbow

@slydtsman 5 лет назад

Idris Elba's smooth talkin' lost American Brother!

@enji2988 5 лет назад

More like Uncle Idris😆

@cyk3003 5 лет назад

If he had changed that Denzel line to Idris I would have 💀

@krissifadwa 2 года назад

02:44 Vishnu: "Holy Sheet! Geteen!" Even Vishnu understands lol 😂

@sterlingkayon84 3 месяца назад

@nonovyobiznez3735 5 лет назад

What I look like chasing a white woman? 😂😂😂😂😂

@dominiccampbell181 5 лет назад

That's a candidate for punchline of the year.

@johngray2511 5 лет назад

FACTS!!!!!!!

@nonovyobiznez3735 5 лет назад

That quote is 2 deep😂

@dominiccampbell181 5 лет назад

@@nonovyobiznez3735 What makes it hit so much harder, is that it don't just apply to brothas nowadays.

@k.t7527 5 лет назад

😂😂😂😂

@Meeminator 5 лет назад

It’s scary how accurate this is 🤣 This guy knows his shit.

@Agbahizzal 4 года назад

This is the 90 percent of the 50 percent of the 10 percent of Americans everyday.

@mybrainsplayinguitar 4 года назад

No, it is not accurate its comedy. Thats why its funny because its not accurate.

@jerico80 4 года назад

@@mybrainsplayinguitar ummm no...its funny because its true. You laugh cause its stuff people go through and we kinda think we're the only ones going through it until someone speaks on it.

@snitox 4 года назад

Comedy is just reality turned up slightly so it's believable but extreme.

@sirslickrock 3 года назад

@@mybrainsplayinguitar good stand up is telling an new story in a funny way. GREAT stand up is telling a new funny story that everyone knows or can relate to.

@mark-gj4mb 3 года назад

Greer Barnes is as great as he is because of just how much fun he's having on stage. He's laughing and having fun while not taking it too seriously

@Ae7herium 5 лет назад

I almost choked on my soup when he called the taxi driver "Vishnu".

@myoldfarmhouse4316 5 лет назад

Ae7herium that's dangerous...l laughed so hard l choked on a sip of my Tea, it went down the wrong tube and l almost died! That's not a joke!

@ChrsGotFourEyes 5 лет назад

Right that caught me off-guard too lol

@SuperVendetta9 5 лет назад

@@myoldfarmhouse4316 We/You; 'two point fingers to the eyes,' *We Know!*" BELIEVE THAT!!!!

@SimplyElan 5 лет назад

He needs to have his own Netflix special! He’s hilarious 😂

@preddyshite6342 5 лет назад

But he didn't even mention his vagina once!

@galaxylucia1898 4 года назад

This was a good set, but seriously tho don’t be giving these karens ideas!!!! 😳they bold enough already.

@williekenk 5 лет назад

The white girls robbing people is the best joke I've heard in a while

@davidbeppler3032 5 лет назад

Usually when white women rob a man it is in divorce court.

@adonis8289 5 лет назад

I'm thinking it might just work. Image a very cute white woman coming up to a black man saying that. He might just pay her to go away

@michaeltrapson3863 5 лет назад

@@davidbeppler3032 lmao

@sibylsaint 5 лет назад

Like, I know. Right?

@TheFunnyCamGuy 5 лет назад

*TOUCHE NIGGAAA* Had me rolling

@K4R3N 5 лет назад

#VISHNU

@heisraeltome 4 года назад

Hell yeah man😂

@Ban_Usury_Worldwide 4 года назад

I know, it's not funny if white people say it tho! hahahaahaah

@bucketrance 4 года назад

What does touché ?

@gregoryambres1897 3 года назад

He does that Indian accent PERFECTLY 🤣

@dumaznbum 5 лет назад

“Touché Niggahh!”

@daniboiyy 4 года назад

he did the same joke on a late night show, and i was waiting for this part, just to be massively disappointed XD

@Regimeshifts 4 года назад

@@daniboiyy why where you disappointed?

@SaintMu 4 года назад

@@Regimeshifts on what planet can you actually go on national television and say "Touché, nigga" and like, get away with it? lmao Except on planet BlaccBlacc, of course

@daniboiyy 4 года назад

@@SaintMu aye XD

@corvinduguap 3 года назад

“Fvrroooom”

@MarzanWorldwide 5 лет назад

This man has been my friend for over 35 years and he has been a working comedian for the last 25 years. He was in the Kevin Costner film “For The Love of The Game “ as centerfielder Mickey Hart and has appeared on numerous Television shows including, David Letterman, In Living Color, and lately Colbert! He has toured the world and opened for Dave Chappelle and Louis CK, both whom consider Greer one of their contemporaries and a master craftsmen of comedy. If you should find yourself in a place where he is performing Go See Him !!! You will be happy you did!

@rudypooh4218 3 года назад

Dats cool he's hilarious!

@laurenmartin6833 3 года назад

I have grown up on stand up comedy, and have watched so many videos today that have made me laugh. But watching this dude, my side hurts, my face hurts, and I am CRYING. Perfect delivery

@LordOfSweden 10 месяцев назад

boring as F, 5/10, you have bad humor.

@ericwood9513 4 года назад

Funniest thing to me is when comics get a kick out of their own jokes, when they start laughing I cant help but laugh

@thomasmitchell4128 4 года назад

Except when Chris D'elia does it.

@wilfbreezy333 3 года назад

Thomas Mitchell truth

@elmerj112 3 года назад

Me, too! I love that!! 😃

@andrewthezeppo 3 года назад

I think the opposite it always takes me out of the joke when a standup is laughing at themselves

@baxterharris2847 3 года назад

One of my favorite things about Greer. Seems like the dude comes up with material he'd love to hear some other stand-up perform, then performs it himself. Works like a charm.

@72vince27 5 лет назад

Hi my name is Sarah give me your wallet, give me your wallet or I am gonna scream. Hahahah I am dead

@thagodwecreate5179 5 лет назад

Ida slapped her silly before she even finished tha threat

@officialchickenn 5 лет назад

😂😂

@neghiethervil5606 5 лет назад

@@thagodwecreate5179 And you'd end up in jail even though you were the victim.

@thagodwecreate5179 5 лет назад

@@neghiethervil5606 can't even count how many times i been locked up and certainly have no problem going back

@thagodwecreate5179 5 лет назад

@J Jackson naa my skin's not dark enough to be murdered before they get out of their car...i am Sicilian with 2 vowels at tha end of my last name so they'll plant evidence...maybe a gun and a canoli

@amandawrites 4 года назад

I could listen to him talk all day, beautiful voice!

@GloogleGloigle 5 лет назад

Been crossing roads for decades now. First time I realize it’s a cross that many bear. Thanks for the laughs.

@ObsydyanInkTV 5 лет назад

Rush P. That wordplay was low key genius. 🙌

@GloogleGloigle 5 лет назад

Obsydyan Ink TV - Cheers mate 🙌🏾

@ObsydyanInkTV 5 лет назад

Of course! There aren’t nearly enough likes in that comment.

@GloogleGloigle 5 лет назад

Obsydyan Ink TV - Brah, I don’t think it’s genius, or anything. But the standup comic is really good.

@reallyhappenings5597 4 года назад

All decent people who are perceived as dangerous do it. It's highly contextual. No one likes being regarded suspiciously.

@thaintriguing1 5 лет назад

Idris Elba making ends meet doing stand up during a recession

@HaitianBlackGinger11 4 года назад

🤔😀😀😀

@tnbn55 3 года назад

😭

@bismuthcrystal9658 3 года назад

Wow, that's pretty messed up. His name's Denzel.

@DavidJones-si8ig 3 года назад

I thought I was the only one that thought he reminded me of Stringer Bell.. aka Idris Elba

@zam5487 3 года назад

Covid was really rough on him...

@fredano5557 3 года назад

This is the 84th time I’m watching this set. Been a year and the jokes are even funnier now

@rmpriester 3 года назад

I STG whenever it comes in my feed I click an still laugh, I wish he had more material on here. As good as he is, there's only about 15 minutes of different material uploaded

@JLabanz 5 лет назад

Wow you hit the nail on the head with this one. Way to deliver a gut punch of truth with that side of laughter.

@mr.motivation3797 5 лет назад

White men dont walk behind women at night either. Why would you? Thats creepy. Considering men have a bigger step you should pass them. Im white and wont walk behind women. So yea. A part truth aint the whole of it. No gut punch there.

@kikibummie 4 года назад

“My name is not Vishnu. TOUCHÉ” I literally SCREAMED. That line had me rolling

@rev9434 Год назад

Touche nigga

@GoogleMe_ 3 года назад

This guy’s accents and sound effects are on point. What made his jokes even funnier was the one lady that was dying in the background.

@RealLola2013 5 лет назад

*That White woman impression was DEAD ON* 🤣

@humanbeing5918 5 лет назад

the most deserved $5 ever

@davidbeppler3032 5 лет назад

He ain't even gotta take off his pants!

@Sekhubara 5 лет назад

Most definitely lol

@gangstaaglide4074 5 лет назад

@@davidbeppler3032 im deaaad

@kristiec4301 5 лет назад

Yes lol

@SuperVendetta9 5 лет назад

Much, more dude!😮😯

@Cindy.Gregoriana 3 года назад

I love Greer Barnes so much, he should have a Netflix show, he's amazing!❤

@X3TenshiNoChu 5 лет назад

Alot of "sad but true" jokes in here :) I want to laugh and cry...

@HaylonHarroo87 4 года назад

“You want this five dollars or what?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@henrytawnn8694 3 года назад

Gotta get that cheddar some type of way.

@aperfidiousdane 2 года назад

I love this bit so fucking much I randomly come back to it every few months just to hear it again.

@Luis_Ah_Hoy_Jr 7 месяцев назад

Same here, lol.

@nodonttouchme 2 месяца назад

Sameee

@sdmoparmaninsd6713 5 лет назад

This dude is possibly the most under-rated comic out there... where's his netflix special?

@chakdefiji 5 лет назад

The budget for that was spent on trying to make Amy Schumer funny

@yvesjean7896 5 лет назад

I don't know what his ticket sales are but that's what they base it on. So if he has a tour, his numbers dictate if they'd be interested. He's really good though. 😂🤣😂🤣

@joshbarnes6759 5 лет назад

They gave it to Dave Bautista

@wes1hoskins 5 лет назад

Wouldn't you rather see him in a dark club

@wodartei 5 лет назад

I actually googled 'Greer Barnes' to double check if it's Idris Elba

@Swnsasy 5 лет назад

Willam Odartei Right. Lol! I'm like is this Idris playing a trick on us!?

@wodartei 5 лет назад

@@Swnsasy They should meet before its too late

@infiniteloop8274 4 года назад

@@wodartei Legend says if u meet your doppelganger one of u will die. I'd prefer both these men stay alive. But I if I had to choose which one to keep it would be Greer

@Swavvvv 4 года назад

Willam Odartei lmaooo

@jemalaz7944 4 года назад

That’s Idris Elba from a parallel universe

@intoxicch5352 Год назад

The first 30 seconds of this are still my favourite set opener ever 😂

@heersunshine3453 4 года назад

The conversation between him & the cab driver was legit facts

@amirlee3344 5 лет назад

Damn... he’s right. Imma have to start crossing the street more often

@nataliahellen6509 5 лет назад

Plz do! 😂😂

@shiestysean 5 лет назад

I always have. I'll stop walking to put distance between me and a white woman

@kamenwaticlients 5 лет назад

@@shiestysean I definitely do that. If I'm to close I speed up to pass them keeping my hands near my body I don't want no accidental contact

@nataliahellen6509 5 лет назад

m j I’m glad you feel that way lol

@jones9309 5 лет назад

and getting picked up from a taxi driver 😆

@KingRabid 5 лет назад

i loved this dude from chappelles show good to see him still slayin!!

@rmbstudios7625 5 лет назад

I knew I recognized him

@2ToTheDome 5 лет назад

thats where i seen him! thx

@deebrown4877 5 лет назад

Yep, he is hilarious!!

@blueconversechucks 5 лет назад

Who did he play on Chapelle's show?

@bensinneruggamer 5 лет назад

he was on def comedy jam

@WilkineBrutus 4 года назад

By far one of the best sets ever--- seriously, not line or statement wasted. Gotta admire the build up, the unpredictability, the social commentary, the effortless humor. Even when he "breaks character" it added to his set - it felt like he was laughing at the entire premise with the audience. This felt more like a one-man theater show.

@evanshlom1 Год назад

Accurate. Underrated comment

@backyardanimals777 Год назад

What a great critique. I agree btw.

@shanesedwilliams Месяц назад

He reminds me of Richard Pryor, how Richard could talk about uncomfortable parts of real life and have you in stitches. The part about Vishnu had me in tears. 😂😂😂

@rayray1959 5 лет назад

... Couple nights, I'm walking home... I got my beats going. Ion have no headphones, I just have beats 😂😂😂

@Sheriff_K 4 года назад

Vbaire Okugbeni I thought he meant Beats by Dr. Dre until he started beatboxin’.. 😅🤦🏻‍♂️

@rairadio7119 3 года назад

As an Indian woman who does songwriting while walking, this is so strangely relatable.

@kenking2536 5 лет назад

I don't cross the street but I do intentionally walk slower so the white woman can get way ahead of me. I don't want her thinking that I'm trying to follow her.

@shadynumbers8561 5 лет назад

ken king omg, I’ve done that walking down the stairs. I’ll wait an extra flight of stairs so they can get way ahead.

@bennyblanco2091 5 лет назад

As I’ve gotten older I do that on a subconscious level to where I question myself to why I’m walking so slow. Then I look up and go....”oh.”

@kenking2536 5 лет назад

@@Wrestling4404 that's why we try to be as unthreatening as possible around white ppl and especially white women. That's a part of what blk men have to do so we don't wind up in jail on some bullshit.

@otogun3324 5 лет назад

@@Wrestling4404 Yep, the term super predators was indicated to be black men by the Clintons. It hasn't gotten any better for us under this administration either.

@xKalphax 5 лет назад

I swear i do the same man

@uncharted7againblackking256 4 года назад

That intro though 0:06 😂🤣😂🤣 had me dying

@MFSGamePlay 5 лет назад

This was so perfect! " What I look like chasing a white woman?" lol

@Turok1134 5 лет назад

This dude cracks himself up so much! His material is pretty good so I can't blame him.

@KDeek 3 года назад

The timing, the accents, the inflection of the jokes... idk how he's this good 🤷🏾‍♀️

@wildwillow1945 5 лет назад

His white woman impression was spot on. 😂

@RackEmUpButtercup9376 5 лет назад

That Indian Cab driver sound like a very wise, hard working Bane 😂😂😂😂

@jomarkohoward2665 5 лет назад

He was the best part

@TheSpecialJ11 3 года назад

I'm a short white dude with a serious face and I feel uncomfortable walking behind women at night. I can't imagine being a tall black dude. You'd always feel like you're walking on eggshells.

@odinhonour2170 5 лет назад

Asking "what's that?" is a great segue, really smooth

@youmaderoskoe 5 лет назад

His jokes are too real! I actually do cross the street but it could be any color woman, at night. #WALKINGWHILEBLACK 🤷

@kamenwaticlients 5 лет назад

Truth. Make sure to keep that distance or speed up to pass them making sure not to make anything resembling physical contact

@longdirtytoenails1076 5 лет назад

Facts.

@GeneSquires 5 лет назад

Sad to say... I did this this very week. It wasn’t even night yet

@Rhapbus1 5 лет назад

Jokes on you buddy, hands up. You're under arrest for being black in public.

@Elijahluke1995 5 лет назад

I get nervous too but I’m whiter than mayonnaise on snow

@ブラクマト 4 года назад

Hi my name is Sarah gimme your wallet His white girl impression is everything 🤣🤣

@urielpelaez8199 5 лет назад

“What I look like chasing a white woman?” Hahahahah daaayyyum

@ZachVanHarrisJR 5 лет назад

😆😅😂

@pigmentrich224 4 года назад

"What I look like chasing a white woman"? Me: A NFL player.

@1murkeybadmayn 4 года назад

touche niggaa

@marcusbyrd3074 4 года назад

I tried not to laugh

@tombaker8481 4 года назад

umm, white women chase THEM...

@siantelove 4 года назад

@James 😂

@Hibbs4Prez 4 года назад

Then NFL players are much smarter than I gave them credit for.

@gidgetmoore-hopper2286 2 года назад

He said: You don't need to get the cops involved.. 😂😂😂😂😂

@SbSDEFTxSTAR 5 лет назад

he shudda kept dat white women joke to himself cz the scury thing is it'll actually work. 🤣🤣

@SuperVendetta9 5 лет назад

They already do. That's the genius of his "comedy." Every white woman who laughed so hard and anyone white in that audience should go home on notice with the things they do and have done to black people. Dare I say cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug.

@mightylaidlow1 5 лет назад

@@SuperVendetta9 are you saying white people should feel guilty? Pathetic and sad on your part.

@marianvancica6963 5 лет назад

Wtf is a “scury”

@marianvancica6963 5 лет назад

SbS DEFTxSTAR wtf is a “scury”

@Blackwifeeffect 5 лет назад

Already tried it and it was easier than I thought.

@jones9309 5 лет назад

Audience: "What's that? What don't I like I'll tell you." Audience: 😂😂😂😂

@nebulousisgod 4 года назад

Brilliant set. Homeboy should be doin his own Netflix special. Crazy how that became the epitome of success as a comedian nowadays.

@atye2097 5 лет назад

I love how he cracks up at himself ... it makes it even funnier 🙂

@LifeofKvsh 5 лет назад

Idk what was funnier, him laughing at his own jokes or his jokes 😂

@Theomite 5 лет назад

Lavell Crawford laughs at his own jokes. If it's good enough for Lavell, it's good enough for Greer.

@thinkbeforeyoutype7106 Год назад

HAHAHA this set never gets old. This was hilarious man

@Kinobambino 5 лет назад

Clicked on the vid by mistake but his first sentence made me stay. This dudes hilarious

@akilipreston135 5 лет назад

Bro i swear i did to no lie

@stewartmullings7139 4 года назад

Trust! That was an excellent opening line.

@DrHardlyKummsz 4 года назад

Welcome to the cool table lol

@Kinobambino 3 года назад

@@DrHardlyKummsz I love being here. Any snacks?

@johnhagans7627 5 лет назад

When his special coming on Comedy Central? Too funny!😂

@andyward8430 5 лет назад

He already had one way back. He’s wearing a camo jacket in it if I remember correctly. It’s really funny.

@BabyBoiQue 5 лет назад

@@andyward8430 We gatta save the bees, lmao

@andyward8430 5 лет назад

BabyBoiQue I’m sitting here giggling just thinking about that set. I’m glad somebody else remembers him. A new special would be cool.

@BabyBoiQue 5 лет назад

definitely

@davidsin263 5 лет назад

That set was amazing

@forbro8301 4 месяца назад

This is one of the best 5 minutes of comedy to ever hit the stage!

@larrywayne8427 5 лет назад

he was actually *110%* right about everything he said!!! 😂😂😂😂

@ericoliver1603 5 лет назад

He's the real deal, this was funny as hell. The black squirrel bit was hysterical.

@Tkieron 3 года назад

He took that look and slowly ran with it. Kept it going. And it's a sign of how good he is that he can use that 1 simple joke and make you laugh the entire time.

@quickknowledge4873 5 лет назад

Love when people laugh at their own jokes.

@jones9309 5 лет назад

Got my beats going I don't got no headphones just got my beats. 🤣

@jangles25 5 лет назад

That wheeze when he laughs tho 😂

@jondunmore4268 5 лет назад

Dude looks like he JUST wrote them when he was "out on the street chillin" so he still finds them way funny.

@blurat0033 5 лет назад

Kevin Hart does it but only to try and get ppl to laugh with him. Not because the joke is genuinely funny

@jesseskd04 4 года назад

Bruh those car sound effects are incredible,🔥🔥🔥🔥

@jehan514 4 года назад

This exact video is what they should teach people in Stand Up 101 classes. Textbook brilliance. Lots of ranges for setups. Its physical comedy, makes great funny noises.

@michaelsabando7962 4 года назад

Forgot his name, wanted to find this set and searched “homeless Idris Elba” and now I’m here

@NewtonSparetire 4 года назад

Same 😅

@kingshaq1761 4 года назад

Really 🤣🤣

@batissta44 4 года назад

Lmao

@mionrugheart2340 4 года назад

Get out😂😂😂

@thisisit8840 4 года назад

That’s actually true, I tried it out and he was suggested 😅

@tylert271 5 лет назад

😂😂😂 I love people that can do subtle jokes like that. Or twist a narrative.

@jacobstamm 8 месяцев назад

This guy’s delivery is so good. One of the funniest bits I’ve ever heard.

@MrArtVein 5 лет назад

We need a movie with him and Idris: 2 twins separated at birth, one a bum the other a millionaire, reunite after assassins attempt to kill the bum. Make it an action comedy. Afro James Bond, then in the Sequel bring it into the Hobbes and Shaw universe.

@st1ck993 5 лет назад

Bro, dont pull me into a project I might actually invest in 😂

@alystee1 5 лет назад

Yyyyeeersss! Good idear

@adrianwilliams9203 4 года назад

Decent plot

@QuinnTheSuperStar 4 года назад

Was with it til the Hobbes and Shaw part. Leave out and it's good with just the brothers👍

@jackdoherty5841 4 года назад

Idris already played someone in the Hobbes & Shaw universe, so I don't think it'd work

@Litewiz 5 лет назад

I thought it was just me! Im quite a big black guy and have a somewhat intimidating aura, because Im so loose and relaxed on the street. I use to always cross the road at night when approaching a woman from behind, to not cause any undue fear or uneasiness...these days I carry right on in my trajectory. Other people's fear is not mine to deal with, I can only hope my easy demeanour is enough to not encite anxiety and that people exercise appropriate caution when out at night.