Greer Barnes Imagines the Day Black People Leave Earth - This Week at the Comedy Cellar 

On god

FR probably a lot of them hiding 🌪🌠

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​@@yazajagexactly 💯 😅

🤔... You can't come!

Hey, some skinny ones too 😖😜

Asian girls too. They into black guys now.

stryfetc1 There was a shift from white guys to black guys apparently. I've only heard it from a few people 😂.

OH!!

LOL!!!

Absolutely!

Come on now!

That's a real thing to come... Them folk just don't know it! It's all funny now, but they will see us in a different way here soon! They take for granted our contributions to their everyday present and past life...

Yessir. This joke ain’t random

Can I get a window seat!

There is truth to this joke this guy knows what is up

@@HomieDaClown. Oh, come on man.

nice bye bye

@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 That's the dumbest shit I've read on a RU-vid comments section in a while. Just because you type it in all caps doesn't make it factual.

Am I supposed to miss half the crime good. I hope the aliens know to straighten y'alls from fucked up attitude problem.

Eman Gamer Oh no. We’re going to leave him, Larry Elder and Ben Carson.

SCSilk 💯

@@SCSilk don't forget jesse lee peterson

Leonidas 024 never heard of him.

Were leaving sheriff David Clarke too

Oh shit they did do that XD

I had the exact same thought lol

She aint fat tho. She Thiiiiiiicc

Deante! 😭

You damn right she is past me

The spaceship doesn't make any sound.. not the huge one I saw that came out of nothing. The sky just opened up like curtains

​@@petersellers9897 As the Bible said it rolled back like a scroll!

yeah, they sound exactly like an alien spaceship

15-13 in overtime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

He must be a beat boxer in his free time.

Always

sharebeartay It's the only thing good about him.

On everything it is lol

Y'all can't come 😆

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Reminds me of samurai champloo beatbox track

That God damn boom bap😂😂😂

Black people are treated like aliens on this planet so it’d be nice if we could actually escape this fucking hell and go back to our own planet (the home we must have come from) to live in peace.

And the clenching part is most of them don't even know it.

@Dean Gulberry research it like you did to write your last comment.

One if my comments was deleted by RU-vid. I guess truth hurts.

@Dean Gulberry Ethiopians are Cushites. They descend from Ham. One of Noah's sons after the flood. So called Negroes are Shemites. They descend from Shem, one of Noahs sons after the flood. History will have you believe that black people are of African descent however that is not true. Black people or so called Negroes are Isrealites. Abraham, Isaac and Jacob of the scriptures are the forefathers of the chosen people. Black people are the Isrealites of the scriptures. The actual chosen people. If you want, give me your email and I can send you some research info.

If you know you know !🔥✊🏿🔥

Cuz he a og and aint no tape from untaped shows

Lazy?

Because people who speak truth are America’s natural enemy

He was on def comedy jam

Greer an underground legend, and I think he likes it that way

Kenneth Bonney😭😭😭 12/13/18

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BBC

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More like De' aunté

Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-s16YL_yIVoY.html

Right! He could go on and on. I wanna hear the rest :(

😂😂😂😂 once u said it I heard it too

Mannn what 😂😂😂

😂😂 i cant unsee that now

That confused me so I clicked on the video lol

Was about write the same thing 😂😂

Lol that's not him.

Doug Dimmadome that’s who it look

I swear.... 😂😂

Please leave the jokes to him. It sounds racist when you try to do it. Hope this helps!

Hiker sthu. Moron.

@@elianayisrael82 You shut your racist mouth!

Hiker no, you stfu devil.

@@hiker2742 how is she racist?

No only white sex girls

Or experience to have

Wow

read about the syrians its supposed to be a race of black aliens its actually interesting to read, it is part of conspiracy it was just entertaining to me got me thinking.

Space traders.. from Faces at the Bottom of the Well

@@ABlackGuy10 , are you talking about the Anunnaki?

Oh I bet if they killed off a couple hundred thousand whites, asians, latins, arabs, and east indians, before our departure, you'd hop right on! I love still your comment tho.. Because it's smart.

such an under rated joke haha

exactly bro

@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 wth is this comment even so supposed to mean? That black people embrace genocide? That’s a cool theory but that happens to be the HISTORY of white people

LMAO!!!

Ignorant

Fat Corey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

That was really Funny. 😁😂😂😂

Fat Corey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I straight flatlined at that part bro😭😭 perfectly executed indeed🤧

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Lmfaooo

Steven Duece 😂

lmao fr

Just another ship my brother

@@AK33M yeah the ship home

Dr Norman Bergrun says he saw 7ft Black People get off a ship 3 Times the size of Earth near Saturn in Outer Space ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-s16YL_yIVoY.html

Nibiru or planet X. Check out jamal rashad's videos. Very interesting.

shut up and take my money!!!

Bro, I would pay a million to see that movie

It is already. Cosmic Slop

kuroi akuma Cosmic Slop! They did!! HBO look it up, it’s good!!

Theres already a movie

😂💯

Crying about Deonte or D'ontay.

@@bierlichen1 nah Jerome

Naw Marcus or Tyrone...

@V Vito it's D'André...or whatever

Yes I know what you talkin about

What?

Exactly what I was thinking... The context and situation has a realness to it. We are not from here..

Yeah he knows the truth

@@vandarrylhampton3779 what do you mean

You do know that book you called the bible (old testament) actually talks about this right? That's why white people had to go and create their own version called the new testament 🤔

@@MikeTheWeedMan hes an idiot he knows but when it comes to black people they all get insecure , they dont want us to leave lol

XwX the New Testament goes with the Old Testament. Your comment proves you’ve never read it. 🤦🏾‍♀️

So does the rest of the planet.

White people also wish for this alot

oh please ...here we go

@@Avembe Genesis 15 12 And when the sun was going down, a deep sleep fell upon Abram; and, lo, an horror of great darkness fell upon him. 13 And he said unto Abram, Know of a surety that thy seed (Deut.28:15-68) shall be a stranger in a land that is not theirs (Deut.28:36), and shall serve them (Deut.28:48); and they shall afflict them four hundred years (H.R.1242); 1619 ~ 2019 Jeremiah 30 ~ Jacob's trouble 14 And also that nation, whom they shall serve, *will I judge: and afterward shall they come out with great substance.* Recompense & "Reparations" 2nd Exodus~(Joel 3, Obadiah, Zechariah 2, Isaiah 14, Micah 4, Ezekiel 36) Psalm 83 Yeah! "here we go", is right, we'll be gone soon!!

@@TheZenGarden_ ok...let's just see what happens ...

Yep

Im a gentile, i just hope i can get into yah’s kingdom and serve him and the israelites

Facts,now that's a story that needs to be in the movies unlikely or on Broadway,it would be controversial and thought provoking plus brillant

What was it called

Thankyou beautiful

@@Kinobambino "The Other Foot"

@@mannyagrinya1529 thankyouu

I will be out of the B in a heartbeat

lmao until you find out the people piloting the ship are white... just trying to clean up the streets..

It is but it's called NIBIRU the ships are watching and observing us folks that are not 🤴🏿👸🏿 will turn to zombies due to the radiation of RA and our people swirling will start falling out dead

@@LOLBu don't forget you're sunscreen 😉

same but i would also want to be on planet woman too.

Kimberly Robinson 👋🏻👋🏻

I don't blame you.

Cat? Hell nah U trying to have wypipo follow us? Get a space cat foo

@@champureturns227 lmao 🤣

Pet cat as if we didn’t know it was your pet ha

@Aaron Jones, ...start your own list here, ...(the news would be reporting "DHS fact sheets reveal that Altho the ship left with all the Black people, Strangely Food stamp issuing numbers remain the same. ...now re-calculations are being done on WHO exactly was receiving most Welfare after all" ...(back to you Chad

They'd start killing eachother instead of us

Major US cities would be ghost towns. White liberals would lose their purpose in life. Emenen would declared a national treasure. You could leave bikes outside unlocked. We would never hear the word ‘LOOTING’ again. Asian Buffets could actually make a nice profit. Movies could cast people by their acting skills. No Juneteenth nonsense.

"in tonight's breaking news, dogs have been granted full citizenship and voting rights. Chad's live on scene to capture this historic moment of the first dog to cast a ballot for president". *Ad for Subaru plays*

@Spread Love lol.. u probably guess u spread hate. But thanx 4 your opinion ole' wise one..

@Spread Love btw, you've got 659 others below us to respond to who thought the same thing. Take ur time, when trying to guess all their races. lol #MightTakeAWhile

He does favor him

Eric Sanito i thought it was him until i read standup comedian. Though, still clicked to make sure.

He does favor him

Lavi Judah look😂😂

Quam Yarsharala! I was just saying the same thing. This Ach has been reading. Peace and blessings from t'town Alabama.

Shalawam Achyem

@Kelly Peace. There are no 'black' people in the bible. The bible speaks of prophecy in which the children of Israel who obeyed the laws, commandments and statutes of the bible in the spirit of 'Christ' are rewarded for their actions. They receive a new world and a righteous new world order under 'Christ'. Peace and blessings

No, this is clever and intentionally funny, neither of which apply to the bible.

Me 2

@Blind Squid Black people would be on the Move On time, Running out the Shawer wet out the house with just Underwear on make it to that Ship🤣

@@orkstark9255 even the ones on the toilet

Shit I'm already on the front porch...bags @ hand!

Last time I checked it was parked in the Saturn system. Not sure what Nibiru is waiting on because the time is nigh.

Anunnaki cometh...

How much you wanna bet you're trippin heavy

You should hear his ping-pong bit. Or his scuba diving one.

They did..part of it was in the matrix.

Just hold on baby. The city-sized airships, will be deployed into this shit sucking planet. We are outta here!

Yes it was

I WANNA RIIIIDE

@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 me too

Shiiiit I guess it's about to go down then

What did she say exactly?1

Ohhh . Tea .. So long, and thanks for all the fish..

@@quanishadavis708 Can’t say too much 🤫

More like Idris and Idris. Where you see Denzel?

Miosioto O swing down i wanna ride

Miosioto O Don’t forget the movie it was on HBO Cosmic Slop!!

@@jesuschristwithajhericurl2739 Let me riiide

Hahaa 😂😂😅 really... If that ever happens I wouldn't want any black person left behind... lol We would rather turn around for them.... And it's not today... 5th of November... lol

Yesss

@Dean Gulberry Its so much to explain it would be a deep dive but I would encourage you to do the research on why we are treated so in human and thats because these people know we are a different species we are not of them nor are we of this world we are otherwordly thats why they are always in fear of us

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Probably so

Why u think they beef wit aliens n movie....notice whites always abucted n possessed

I don't doubt some assholes would attempt that but here's the thing something three times this size of North America crashing into the ocean or anywhere on planet in general would destroy everything

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😂💯!!! Exactly black panther was just a comic book movie and you had some white people angry as hell as if the place really existed, it was hee-larious!!!

“To Serve Man”--???❤❤❤

“To Serve Man”--???

@@Butterfly-og5bh Bingo! It's always a cookbook.

7A we contributed a lot to science foolish crackkkkkkkkkkkaaaaaa

Angels, Demons, Jinns, Aliens, Archons, Reptilians, are all the same. Pay very, very, close attention to words for they are symbols that share a symbiotic relationship between one another. The word Angel, Messenger, and Nagar, are all syndicates of the word Serpent. Perhaps you may have noticed the "NG" existing within each word. I am predicating that the morpheme "NG", symbolically represents the word Naga or Serpent. [messeNGer] [aNGel] [NGr] Notice the way that I have expelled the vowels in the word Nagar? The Phonetic methodologies of the ancient cultures were more so often devoid of the vowel systems that are presented in modern times. Why even the very word English conveys the morpheme "NG". Would this not suggest that the word English is somehow interrelated with the words aforementioned? I believe so... Upon the study of Morphology, one may discover the reciprocal effects of all words and, could even conclude that all languages have been hijacked by the Reptilians. Many words in the English language are ideograms of the Serpent. PERSON SERPON Can you see the anagram?

adon31997 💯

We wuz Aliens

Low Life we wuzz overdosen on opioids

@@dragonknightofamiraka3636 keep going

Crazy

Not crazy at all!.. if u believe we're alone in the universe your crazy!

Yes been looking for a comment like this shit ain't no joke salvation is near

diamondisme100 Exactly, people refuse to think.

kashmanmelanin Yes 🙌