Greetings From Iowa by Presley Cash 

Verse 1
He said you’re the reason that I’m sane
and I said listen honey
It normally goes a different way
About you I could say the same
There is really nothing I could complain
Pre Chorus
But anyway how’s the weather
Where you are
Break up some more fights inside of bars
And tell me honey
Dude where is your car
How are you doing superstar
Chorus
You don’t have to go home
but you can stay right here x3
Here is the reason that I’m
Sane it is you
It is new
And hey pretty baby I could say the same thing about thing about you
Saturday night in this small town
we’re gonna scoop the loop
We’re gonna figure it out
And no that’s definitely not what this songs about
Verse 2
Well listen
He sat down on my right side and said hey do you know the electric slide?
What are the cool dances these days?
And in a comedy club you have to laugh
So I did
And it was rad
And for a moment my life wasn’t so bad
Pre Chorus
Chorus
Is this heaven! No! It’s Iowa!
Ending
Sitting laughing having a ball
Yeah that’s right I’m pretty tall
blonde hair green eyes you’re not like the other guys
Yeah that’s right I stood on a glass table
I’m a medical marvel
a medical marvel
and when they haul my ass away
this song will begin to play
and on my tombstone
You know it’ll say
for all that she was lacking
She died laughing
Greetings From Iowa!