Grounded is fun 2 

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J stays chilling while Derp fights for his life

Ok, on TWD thing, Kenny didn't even kill his wife, she shot herself because she couldn't handle the prospect of killing her infected son. And Kenny didn't even kill his son ether, if you go by the choices people made, because fucking ***100%*** of people had Lee do it in the first couple days, making it the only choice in the history of Telltale that literally everyone choose and there was no legitimate reality where the other option was picked. So the scenario is really; -someone who pretended to murder a baby to prove why the other person was bad VS -someone who had to watch his wife kill herself and couldn't bear to mercy kill his son himself when he was literally seconds away from turning into a zombie. Real tough fuckin choice there. I get not liking Kenny as a character, he definitely shouldn't have run away with duck and instead just tossed him out of danger, and I honestly still think his treatment of Ben was overly mean to a traumatized child who watched his best friend and only living parental figure both die horrifically in the span of 10 minutes before being thrust into a group of strangers that mistrusted him, but the only reality where Jane is a better person is the reality she constructed in her mind.

"Derp, say something topical." Derp: Does a sick Tom and Jerry impression

They were lucky JFJ didn't get his hands on a shovel

Jfj don’t forget she ran off with the baby too leaving you to die in the car just to prove that Kenny is unstable how would she know you would’ve went to the exact location Clem could’ve walked in the opposite direction and die from hypothermia because Jane left her in the car to go off a set up a stupid plan that gets Kenny to kill her

Is Grounded legit just 'Honey I shrunk the Kids'but as a survival game?

JFJ: “This wolf spider is a magnificent, and DEADLY creature! One drip of its venom from a bite and I could DIE!.....Ima poke it with this stick!”

Jfj: how did you die? “I was eating those beans”.

J getting into a 3 v 1 with spiders and killing 2 is a certain tier of Chad energy

The nerdy character really just melee’d 2 spiders with his fists, *goddamn*

"Commies can get bent" based JFJ

The song, "The Only Thing I Know For Real", which was used by JFJ during the Broodmother fight, is originally from the popular game Metal Gear Rising: Revengance. The song pertains to the rival of the main character's rival, Jetstream Sam. The song itself is a reflection of how Sam has lost his identity in his pursuit to hone his skills and bring justice to the world, with the song title itself and the chorus referring to how the only thing he knows for certain now is the violence to come. JFJ's usage of this song was perfect, reflecting on how he himself has lost his path, but unlike Sam, he finds comfort and certainty in his violent actions. This was expertly built up to with the spider genocide seen throughout this video, in which JFJ becomes increasingly more drawn to. In this essay, I will detail how JFJ's rise to prominence as the Broodmother Slayer is similar to the downfall of Jetstream Sam, as well as possible usurpers much like Raiden was to Sam.

J: "Derp. Don't do that." Derp: "I'm going to do that."

FUN DINOSAUR FACT!!! After years of debating, Brontosaurus was re-assigned to its own genus. A long while ago Brontosaurus was assigned to the genus Apatosaurus due to their similarities. A while back some differences in the skull (and vertebra I think) distinguished it from Apatosaurus, making it in its own genus once again. As for Stegosaurus... umm I need to think of a fun fact. Stegosaurus has armor underneath its neck to defend it from attacks from predators such as Allosaurus, Ceratosaurus and Torvosaurus.

The fact that he got double-teamed by Orb Weavers AGAIN, and I didn’t hear a NOTE from “Rules of Nature…” You have failed us, Sock Man.

That first song in the background, once you were in gameplay was that a remix/loop or something of 'the greatest adventure'? I swear to god J, I haven't heard that in years. Now I want to go watch it. EDIT: And then there's 'old fat spider' later. J, You have either dated yourself, or given a strong indication that your taste in cartoons is similar to your taste in women.

J goes from fearing an orb weaver to single handedly taking down brood mothers

I did not know if jfj was talking about a diffrent jane and kenny but then I figured it out when he said wife and child

Glad to see you've came back to Australia

a lot of People talked shit about this game saying there was too little Content, Looking at this new Update and the next to come, I'm pretty sure they ate their words

Grounded: a game that can give people arachnophobia in world record speed

J has perfected that double-take before screaming in terror. Gets me every time, no matter the game.

Those bugs didn't know who they are messing with

"Commies can get bent" this man is so based I love him

He’s scared of the koi, y’all remember what happened the last time he was close to a koi fish-

I love how Derp is wearing a literal leaf as a hat in the thumbnail

WE STAN KENNY

27:49 JFJ making an ERB reference completes my life

J, thanks for playing this, I wanted to play it, but legitimately, my entomophobia goes nuts. Like, the spiders literally give me chills and the sounds shit makes makes my skin crawl, I played for like ten minutes before the anxiety of being surrounded by giant bugs made me quit the game. In fact, since both orb weavers AND wolf spiders are native to my area, this is WAAAAAY to close to home for me.

I really appreciate the music in the intro and the end. Glenn Yarbrough doesn't get enough love

Its all fun and games in the pond until you get assaulted by Nishiki.

"Say something topical!" *screams in xbox live mic*

I love watching j fight the spiders. it comes off as such a good battle between him to where he can take on 3 and make it super entertaining

The nostalgia when JFJ queues the mirror's edge theme hits me like a truck

I love when Derp gets so upset that his mic just starts crunchatizing whatever he says

"water droplets don't bounce" surface tension begs to differ.

5:54 your thinking of killer bees, also known as africanized bees, they are hyper aggressive bees that live in South and North America, and they have been known to kill bee keepers and people who come across their hives, they were created by cross breeding European bees and African bees in attempt to make a species of bee that is hyper productive, which they were but they were also hyper aggressive, they escaped captivity after a accident and have been running rampant ever since

Cool animated into! I liked it a lot, my compliments to the chef

Really dig the Rankin/Bass the Hobbit theme you added in the beginning! Great film!

Randomly figured out that once you land a hit, especially underwater, but it also works with clubs, just block immediately and you can start another attack instantly. Very fun sometimes

I love how this is the perfect combination of player. One sacred of spider, one says fuck you to all the spider, and both are definitely having fun and competent.

Brontosaurus was originally the name given to an Apatosaurus skeleton with the head of a Camarasaurus. Although I’m pretty sure Brontosaurus is now the name of a real Sauropod

i like how the longer they went, the more they regressed into cavemen

I watched the stream and couldn’t wait until the video came out

That ending music, though.

Love The Hobbit music, just hitting me with the nostalgia

Ok this one is a classic! I just watched 28 minutes of two grown men runing around thier back yard screaming about bugs and enjoyed every second of it.

8:16 Am is worth it for me

This man took on three spiders at once truly he is the spider slayer

JFJ when he sees a Spider: "I could choke slam that..."

I'm so happy to see Derp and JFJ playing together again.

JFJ fighting bugs is entertainment that I live for

"I like your funny words sock man! Nothing bad happens to the Kennedy's" *wolf spider* AHHH-

J fighting the broodmother: “Aren’t you tired of being nice, don’t you ever just wanna go APESHIT?!”

in grounded i'm basically a shroom addict cause all I eat are the mushrooms

when the boss music hits it is just like the biggest vibe

You guys are basically all that's keeping me goin rn

0:15 hahaha you used the blade and sorcery weapon draw sound for it thats amazing.

It's 5am and I'm here watching a Texan scream. Snazzy

I'm so glad my chat during the final fight was the music in the video

Oh I’ve been waiting for this since the announcement of doom and shroom, I’m just about ready to fight the broodmother and this game has come a very long way since it’s release it really has potential of being a fantastic survival game

During the stream he spent about an hour and a half talking about how awesome Kenny is and how big a shut Jane is from telltale walking dead

4:17 For anyone wondering, Lithium can do that

they actually removed a lot of the stuff in the oak lab recently and i miss the puzzle, it was fun to see who was smart and who not so much so i can work around them

Jfj when fighting two orb weavers at once "IM READY, HOW BOUT YOU!"

I have horrible arachnophobia and I want to get this game and get my friends to get it so that we can all scream together

derp randomly screaming as he runs into spiders is something that I relate to on many a level (edited because reasons)

Jfj yawning in this video makes me yawn every time without fail.

Now I’m wondering if J would like “Ark Survival Evolved”

J’s whole rant about TWD season 2 is my favorite part of this video

You know that seed in Star wars when Lord palpatine says henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader yeah JFJ henceforth you shall be known as the spider killer/ Wrangler

I've never seen a spiders legs curl up because every time I kill one I stomp it into a stain on the floor

Me in grounded: im gonna make a humble home and not fight spiders Jfj: fighting 3 spiders with his fists and a shield

I was here for this in the live when the spider walked to the door and just left

Texan sock puppet vs spoder 2, Arachnophobia Boogaloo

thank you for giving that few seconds of no commentary so we can actually figure out what that song is near the end

The Jet stream sam theme playing at the boss fight was the cherry on top 😩

also Sockman out here being the spider slayer once again is amazing

Aye Sir JFJ! I love your content! I first met you from your subnautica videos, but you should definitely play grounded again! They've added so much more to grounded since you last played! Anyway, Love your videos! Keep it up! TL;DR : Play grounded again please

As somebody from Ohio, we can guarantee nothing happens with spiders in the summer.

Was waiting so long for this video!!!

It's good to comeback and rewatch this video because I wanted to fight brood mother but the game updated and sent me back before I had my mint mace

Broodmother: exists Jfj: Texan screaming

10:45 jfj is having a rant about an The walking dead character named Jane. Also “A” sounds like an evil person.

Sock plushie came in a few days ago, it’s the best.

Yoooooo jfj drops a video and I see it within an hour after post? Legendary

I need this playlist

i love how aggressive derp sounds.

Song at the end is Old Fat Spider from the original Hobbit

I almost pissed myself when he was fighting those spiders lol

the spider den is the ultimate choom cave LMAO

J: I wonder how dangerous Mosquitoes are? *Approaches* *immediately regrets the life decisions that lead to that moment*

J's reaction to digging up a larva was the exact same as mine

That is one buggy garden.

Great vid j glad to see derp still wants to piss off everything and anything

Hearing the instrumental to The Greatest Adventure from the animated The Hobbit was a pleasant surprise

For some reason the broodmother arena gives me vibes from the last boss in The Forest

I 100% feel derp being basically paralyzed by feat when spawning the Broodmother

Random nostalgia trip to epic rap battles of history at the end there