GTA 5 Roleplay - DOJ 285 - Getting To Work (Criminal) 

That poor cop, he was so patient and in the end he got his car pissed in 😂

“Did I win?” “Yes did you won, a trip down to the station!” “WhoOoOo” “Congrats on your prize!” 😂😂

"I have my hazards on go around!" Best part!

Officer Darien: I didn't ask you to go around ramming people Martinez: Well i...i..id..didn't ask you to go around chasing people Officer Darien: That's a fair point, i'll give you that one. Me - lmao

Polecat: “I FOUND YOUR DOG!” Buggs: “Wait...” Buggs: “It says ‘dog is dead’...” *laughter*

That beginning already😂😂 "Lost my dog" Polcat: "found your dog but dead"😂😂🤙🏼

I would've lost my shit if when the cop said "or we'll be forced to open fire" Buggs Would be said in his drunk voice "open fire? you should probably call the fire department"

27:11 "Sir, I didn't ask you to go around ramming people." " *I* didn't ask *you* to go around *chasing* people." "Okay...I guess that's a fair point...I'll give you that one." Darien is the real MVP

That intro with the dog posters was hilarious! I love how Rockstar does stuff like that

“Did I win?” “Yes sir you won a trip down to the station” “ woo hoooo”

Darien: SIR NO SIR NO SIR NO! Buggs: Hold on I’m pissin

when you started pissing yourself the cop almost lost it

Buggs: I gotta piss Officer: can you hold it? We're almost to the station Buggs: *starts pissing* Officer: Sir, step out of the vehicle, SIR NO!!! SIR NO!!! SIR!!! 😂😂😂 DEAD😂😂😂

Lmfao well 3 mins in and this already went from two posters to a quadruple murder lol gotta love buggs and polecat

you should have upped the speed on the dozer and and said "hey, look what I did to my bulldozer" then speed off at 200mph lol

Man bob the builder really let himself go.

Props to Darien for trying to make the best of a very bad situation.

Darien F great role play. SSGT Nick B, not so much...

Is it me or am I rewatching these even in quarantine

Officer: I didn't ask you going around ramming people, Buggs: I didn't ask you going around chasing people. Lol

You guys should do that ( lost dog ) bugs can be the dog and the rest have to be the owners and they have to find you😂😂

I like the way they block the road,he's in a bulldozer he's either gonna plow through u or go round u🤦🏻‍♂️

I love how the officer try’s to roll play seriously but he couldn’t keep from laughing when you started to piss

Watching this again in 2020. Still one of my favorite episodes to date!

*thats the fourth time this week!!!!*

Most intense 12 mph police pursuit! I'd watch this for a whole week 😂

Hammer scene was hilarious

24:40 "focus right here, the guy with the tie on" 1 problem, there are 4 people wearing ties

anyone see the chat at the end? "**Washes piss from car" That's priceless XD

Darien F was such a good rp player and so funny lmao

The lost dog bit got me 🤣

“I got my hazards on go around” made me lol

That must have been one of the slowest pursuits i have ever witnessed.

Polecat’s random acts of violence are awesome. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Just the start of the lost and found dog had me rolling

*Can we have an award for Darien? Best cop of the year* 😂

Any else die laughing when bugs did the breath a lizer and the offecer said u win a ticket to the station and Bugs said wooo😂😂😂😂

Holy moly that cracked me up at the end! 😂 Nice going Polecat! 😂😎

"I got my hazards on go around" Best way to get out of a pursuit lmao

Normal people: cactuses Me, an intellectual: cacti

*DO A FRIDAY THE 13th SERIAL KILLER SPECIAL*

Using a blackout as an excuse would be fun. Tell the cops " i was drinking earlier and passed out. Next thing i know you guys were shooting out my tires. I think i was drugged. I wanna file a report!"

Darien was brilliant in this episode! Relatable, sympathetic and professional. Good work!

Can we just take a moment to appreciate these cops though? Genuinely sounded like they wanted to try there best to care about your life and safety, nowadays it feels like I'm watching roleplay where the cops are hungry to win and it's all just toxic and no fun, these dudes were great

When the cop said "driver driver turn off the engine" it sounded like he was goung to sing lmao

Never though I see killdozer in gta 😂

I just realized I’m watching is exactly one year after came out. the date is October 13 2018

That guy Darien was funny😂 "That's the forth time this week"

Episode idea: Jeff is a foreign diplomat with immunity who goes around committing crimes and Polecat and Buggs are the FIB handlers that have to keep him out of trouble with the cops.

that hammer at end made my day wtf

(Buggs Laying in pool of his own blood) Officer "It doesn't look like the hammer broke the skin" Seems legit.

The panic in his voice when Bay started peeing in the car made me die of laughter!! 🤣🤣🤣

Wait I’m putting up a found dog, I found your dog It says “Dog is dead” 😢 *HaHaHaHa* Me: ???

cop: sir im not shooting at you other cop: 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Love you Brandon, been watching since 40k subs and the lcpdfr days with code 0. I was in 4th or 5th grade and I’m now a senior in high school. This stuff never gets old. Take care man

The slowest police chase that Buggs has had happen to him lol 😂😂😂

The reason you ran was because your dog died

Shoulda sucked on the breathalyzer and said "this vape tastes weiiiiiiiird"

"Ok I'm done" "THATS THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK"

I love how the hammer in the beginning was going with the beat

“Focus on the guy with the tie” (while two other officers were also wearing ties)

The cop who was talking to him mainly was super nice 😂

"hey hey Why don't you go in your Truck go Fuck Yourself" That was Fucking Gold man laughing my ass off 23:41

When he said hammer time I started to die😂😂😂

This episode is fucking GOLD

2020 this was three years ago and still entertaining

Darien is the best cop on the server no doubt. Dude pissed in his car and he is still treating him really nice

Bruh I love polecats laugh😂

Darien, got to love it when he says it's the fourth time this week :D

That’s the forth time this week🤣🤣🤣

14:55 hahahaa "I got my hazards on go around"

"Sir I'm not shooting at you" *Gets lit up*

29:27 the sheriff's reaction when he was peeing on the patrol car was brutal XD

the guy in the police truck HAS NO idea what RP means...

31:13 this by far my favorite part

Darien: "That is by far the jenkest thing I have ever seen...." 😂 😂

"Its the 4th time this week" Best line

*on their way to the station* Buggs: I got to take a leak Darrien:just hold it sir Buggs:but I got to take a leak Darrien:sir just hold it *a few seconds later they arrive at the police station* *buggs starts typing in the chat "starts pissing" Darrien:alright sir step out of the vehicle Buggs:hold on I got to finish Darrien:Sir no step out of the car! Buggs:hold on Darrien:SIR NO STEP OUT OF THE CAR *at this point darrien realizes that this is the fourth time this week this has happened and is utterly pissed*

Got to be the funniest ending I've seen you guys do. When your "wife" hit you with a hammer i died laughing. Keep it up guys!

No idea why these are being recommended to me but I love it.

"Did I win?" "Can I piss back here?" Lmfaoooo

i miss this roleplay.... :(

Some guy did this in real life. They called it the killdozer. Pretty crazy story. Marvin Heemire

“That is by far one of the most Jank things I have ever seen in my life”😂🤣😂🤣😂🔥🔥

14:37 you can hear a Snapchat notification😂 kinda SIKED me

Idk why but this shit is so entertaining.

18:15 did anybody saw that Crash on the other roadway?

25:30 *gets breathalyzed* Buggs: Did I *win* ? LMAO!

"SIR NO NO NO!! AWH THATS THE FORTH TIME THIS WEEK!"

My favorite fucking episode this is the best "hey hey why don't you go in your truck and go fuck your self " 🤣

The cop likes you, I knew it when he said,”lean on my shoulder “

Laughing so hard at the hammer in the police station had me wanting to piss :D

I gotta love everyone coming back to watch these videos

Buggs: *runs over 20 cars and kills 20 people* Also Buggs: oh my god i just obliterating cactuses

The first 5 minutes before they even start driving, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder

Out of every episode Buggs has mad this is the funniest by far. From the lost dog to the guy staring to polcat knocking him out at the end it’s gold

The part where he said "hold on I'm pissing" got me laughing so hard

At 18:22 on the right side of the screen their was a massive wreak that was crazy

I love how bugs is hammering with the beat with the music at the beginning

"sir no, step out of the vehicle, sir no, sir step out of the vehicle, sir" "Omg thats the 4th time this week" part had me laughing😂😂