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GTA San Andreas - ALL Breakup Phone Calls 

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''You treat me like shit! You dress like shit, you wine and dine like shit! Like a big round shit!''
''I deserve better than you...''
In this video, I'll be showing all of the breakup phone calls for CJ's girlfriends in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. These phone calls are presumably removed, because I've searched the internet, played the game none-stop, tried special methods, but no luck, I just couldn't activate these phone calls.
So, I just decided to showcase them in a simple way - copying the dialogue from the american.gxt file and recreating the phone calls in the famous ''Design Your Own Mission'' mod, and this was the result :D!
These are the location's on where you can find the phone calls:
Denise Robinson:
GTA San Andreas\audio\SFX\SCRIPT\Bank_118
Katie Zhan:
GTA San Andreas\audio\SFX\SCRIPT\Bank_142
Barbara Schternvart:
GTA San Andreas\audio\SFX\SCRIPT\Bank_115
Millie Perkins:
GTA San Andreas\audio\SFX\SCRIPT\Bank_130
Michelle Cannes:
GTA San Andreas\audio\SFX\SCRIPT\Bank_129
Helena Wankstein:
GTA San Andreas\audio\SFX\SCRIPT\Bank_122
And here ya go :D! Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed today's video, thanks for reading this and peace out!
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CREDITS:
TOOLS USED:
Design Your Own Mission [DYOM] (to recreate the scenes)
Alci's SAAT GUI FrontEnd [SAAT] (to extract the audio)
GXT Editor 1.2 (to copy the original dialogue into DYOM)
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Additional Credits:
Design Your Own Mission [DYOM]:
www.gtagarage.com/mods/show.ph...
Alci's SAAT GUI FrontEnd [SAAT]:
www.gtagarage.com/mods/show.ph...
GXT Editor 1.2:
www.gtagarage.com/mods/show.ph...
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Комментарии : 2,6 тыс.   
@skornie123
@skornie123 6 лет назад
CJ: *jumps of a building to commit suicide* *Immediately finds money on the ground* "Can I have this?"
@sayonara_
@sayonara_ 5 лет назад
Now i get it
@thriquinox
@thriquinox 5 лет назад
Lel
@pcpollychan1266
@pcpollychan1266 5 лет назад
To commit jump off building
@vkilat
@vkilat 5 лет назад
i think this "cAn i hAvE tHiS?"
@rock-io8sg
@rock-io8sg 5 лет назад
To commit not alive
@mifutakato788
@mifutakato788 5 лет назад
for those who are confused why cj was on the roof, its because he needs signal for him to recieve the call
@relaxationent6886
@relaxationent6886 5 лет назад
TaigaKuroko 11 wow 😮 really
@skuglious
@skuglious 4 года назад
What's he using? Vodafone?!😂
@skuglious
@skuglious 4 года назад
@AlexMalex2 okay okay....hutch
@Literallyryangosling777
@Literallyryangosling777 4 года назад
69 likes nice
@DashO51
@DashO51 4 года назад
yeah for sure
@alexandreraimundo2850
@alexandreraimundo2850 5 лет назад
All you had to do, was date the damn girl CJ
@marcio2884
@marcio2884 4 года назад
eh foda
@8ACESEISEMUZIKC
@8ACESEISEMUZIKC 4 года назад
Genius
@john_gaming_tv2002
@john_gaming_tv2002 4 года назад
Denise was saved by him and she talks him like that she is ungrateful
@finnmonator5389
@finnmonator5389 4 года назад
Haha
@johnatanserratosgutierrez7177
@johnatanserratosgutierrez7177 4 года назад
@@john_gaming_tv2002 CJ burned the house, then saved her. Lol
@AFGuidesHD
@AFGuidesHD Год назад
"Who is this?" CJ doesn't even recognize his own "girlfriend" lmao
@petersinkworking6198
@petersinkworking6198 11 месяцев назад
Which of the 6 he has
@buincqv67
@buincqv67 10 месяцев назад
Funny thing there is cut dialogue of kendll telling Carl how he treats girls poorly , and then Cesar tells her to chill . It's the impound mission . cj canonically is a bad romance. lol also if you don't take Denise on dates up until you get another girlfriend like Michelle or Katie then you can also get caught cheating. So the game implies that cj is horrible at dating.
@namehere903
@namehere903 10 месяцев назад
@@buincqv67he a playa 😂. Bro can have 6 girls at once 😭
@AnimationFanboy2k4
@AnimationFanboy2k4 9 месяцев назад
Yoooo
@iim4xii129
@iim4xii129 7 месяцев назад
Hahahaha "lmao" lol Fuckin cringe.
@carljohnson7739
@carljohnson7739 6 лет назад
I am alone forever 😣😣😥😥😣
@shermheadkongfoomasta2634
@shermheadkongfoomasta2634 6 лет назад
Carl Johnson Busta....straight busta
@carljohnson7739
@carljohnson7739 6 лет назад
ryder Well Thanks Ryder XD
@vasotomovic667
@vasotomovic667 6 лет назад
ryder Leave him alone Ryder. Do you have a Girlfriend anyway
@vasotomovic667
@vasotomovic667 6 лет назад
Carl Johnson Don't worry CJ. There is always a another girlfriend to find.
@cjthemanthelegend
@cjthemanthelegend 6 лет назад
Carl Johnson We are alone now brother ;(
@m.farrelfahrezi4301
@m.farrelfahrezi4301 6 лет назад
step 1: find high building to answer the phone calls
@Dark_Voice
@Dark_Voice 6 лет назад
Having full Max health is inadvised :D CJ jumped from Chilliad and it didnt kill him :D
@Super-wx6br
@Super-wx6br 6 лет назад
Fahrezi Farel That's where the best service is
@megatranslate6921
@megatranslate6921 6 лет назад
step 3:respawn in hospital
@nitsu2947
@nitsu2947 6 лет назад
Fahrezi Farel then ??
@SvetoslavLOL
@SvetoslavLOL 6 лет назад
Step 2:Jump from that building XD
@34siegfriedgamaliel65
@34siegfriedgamaliel65 4 года назад
1:14 CJ: *depressed* "Goodbye world." *jumps* Also CJ: *Sees money* "Can I have this?"
@emnanabi9607
@emnanabi9607 4 года назад
He wanted them for meals, guns, car upgrades, etc.
@deeptichowdhury3144
@deeptichowdhury3144 3 года назад
😂
@CarlJohnson-iv7sn
@CarlJohnson-iv7sn 3 года назад
Shut up dude. Leave my man alone. He needs money to cope with his depression that's all.
@andrewf4623
@andrewf4623 3 года назад
*Haaa this
@0omaniao_054
@0omaniao_054 3 года назад
When money is more satisfying than a relationship.
@freddyfazbear6070
@freddyfazbear6070 5 лет назад
woulda been cool if after barbara's break up call cj instantly earns 6 star wanted levels
@john_gaming_tv2002
@john_gaming_tv2002 4 года назад
AEZAKMI
@sonnycrockett6992
@sonnycrockett6992 3 года назад
@LeEpicPlayz Bacon Pay'n'Spray*
@kuntakinte1416
@kuntakinte1416 3 года назад
I was thinking about that !!! 😂😂😂
@alizain3834
@alizain3834 3 года назад
Yes
@zonnodon163
@zonnodon163 3 года назад
The ultimate karen move.....
@ShepardOfSheps
@ShepardOfSheps 6 лет назад
I knew CJ was only using Barbara so he could keep his guns when he gets busted
@alexanderticonuwu7591
@alexanderticonuwu7591 4 года назад
Didn't we all?
@arsyam_7
@arsyam_7 4 года назад
I know, right.
@chelle3847
@chelle3847 4 года назад
@Car Numba One nah, I think he likes Katie, he doesn't like Millie and Barbara
@omarfaruque1095
@omarfaruque1095 4 года назад
Can you seriously do that?!
@chelle3847
@chelle3847 4 года назад
@@omarfaruque1095 Yeah, when you date Barbara you keep your guns if you get busted
@ZEND3L
@ZEND3L 4 года назад
Plot twist: All of them are Catalina. voice changer
@nickenhead500
@nickenhead500 4 года назад
MeteoriteX Wow are you serious !
@guardianofh5205
@guardianofh5205 4 года назад
@@nickenhead500 he isnt
@deadchannel1250
@deadchannel1250 4 года назад
Si
@HakimTS
@HakimTS 4 года назад
@@deadchannel1250 The man behind the slaughter
@manifestmeee
@manifestmeee 4 года назад
Lol
@piccolo9365
@piccolo9365 4 года назад
I’m dead at his Tenpenny PTSD kicking when he said “do NOT say ‘like a donut’”
@nickolas78gr24
@nickolas78gr24 4 года назад
i knew i wasnt the only one
@christian9146
@christian9146 4 года назад
See you around like a doughnut Carl.
@aaradhyasingh6856
@aaradhyasingh6856 4 года назад
Oh damn 🤣🤣🤣
@hakkai5819
@hakkai5819 3 года назад
#VpAUSZX lmao
@shanemurphy415
@shanemurphy415 3 года назад
😭😭😭
@flaming3652
@flaming3652 4 года назад
That Barbara conversation was hilarious that actually felt like a real live breakup.
@columnedfox5508
@columnedfox5508 2 года назад
the part where CJ said *SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH* was the funniest..
@Leaf219
@Leaf219 6 месяцев назад
Yeah. Sad for real life people who go through lot of pain like Barbara
@CosmicFlareYT
@CosmicFlareYT 6 лет назад
Something tells me CJ hates Barbara's guts ever since they met, because she is a cop. And CJ already showed a strong dislike to cops.
@Dark_Voice
@Dark_Voice 6 лет назад
Well try to prank your girlfriend. CF real badass, the crime wave and round ghetto star. (CF being your name from Cosmic Flare) See her response. For her its especially bad since shes a cop dating a gang ghetto member.
@rhiannam4895
@rhiannam4895 5 лет назад
Yeah and she was so picky with the way he looked, always wanting him to eat more or get bigger in the game. She was a hassle to deal with in the game when it came to cj wanting to date her.
@singhanmolpreet5935
@singhanmolpreet5935 4 года назад
@@rhiannam4895 how do you even start a date with her?
@weirdface1846
@weirdface1846 4 года назад
im actually glad he was roasting barbara
@john_gaming_tv2002
@john_gaming_tv2002 4 года назад
@@Dark_Voice imagine breaking up with her and your wanted level goes 6 stars instantly
@lyndonsamazing
@lyndonsamazing 5 лет назад
1:58 if you're in a relationship and you still answer the phone like that, you deserve to be single😂😂
@nikos9804
@nikos9804 4 года назад
😂😂😂 True
@orewaningerayameruzojojo4021
@orewaningerayameruzojojo4021 4 года назад
Haha this is 1992
@Aven-Sharma1991
@Aven-Sharma1991 4 года назад
Ok Oprah.
@carlosdiaz9464
@carlosdiaz9464 4 года назад
I don’t get it he just like being friendly towards girl
@plzsubscribefornoreson19ye98
@plzsubscribefornoreson19ye98 4 года назад
Fuck you man
@mrrainbrow423
@mrrainbrow423 4 года назад
Barbara: "I've got friends in force." CJ remembering the thousands of people and cops he killed: *See you around, officer.*
@abstraction6212
@abstraction6212 3 года назад
Barbras a sith lord who might send sith assasins after cj
@navalblitzcommandersof7sea272
@navalblitzcommandersof7sea272 2 года назад
I am in Barbara's force I will put CJ in jail don't worry lol 😂
@diablo666541
@diablo666541 Год назад
I'm surprised they make her out to be Like ten pennies ex or his sister
@shadowking773
@shadowking773 Год назад
@@abstraction6212 yeah just like toni cipriani mom
@Lonystal
@Lonystal 5 лет назад
"You were heartless ever since the day you popped out" Daaaamn
@moiqtheplayer
@moiqtheplayer 4 года назад
'Bitch, you been heartless from the day you popped out'
@weirdface1846
@weirdface1846 3 года назад
BURN
@abstraction6212
@abstraction6212 3 года назад
He shoulda spoke that to catalina at the end of the game
@jimmyhopkins2266
@jimmyhopkins2266 6 лет назад
I only dated Barbara for cop uniform
@AzozGamer936
@AzozGamer936 5 лет назад
ikr xD
@BRUNOvsALADEEN
@BRUNOvsALADEEN 5 лет назад
Jimmy, how could you even date a cop? Go date Zoe or someone else in Bullworth, but not a damn cop! (To avoid confusion, read your own Google+ name/YT channel name)
@xxitz_adianzxx823
@xxitz_adianzxx823 5 лет назад
Me to XD
@Diluc_Ft_Ghost_2450
@Diluc_Ft_Ghost_2450 5 лет назад
Jimmy Hopkins I WANNA SEE YOU IN A NEW BULLY GAME!!
@skwerl4030
@skwerl4030 5 лет назад
Shallow af lmaoo
@UCSPanther20
@UCSPanther20 6 лет назад
"San Andreas Telephone: For those difficult conversations"
@tonykowalski4189
@tonykowalski4189 6 лет назад
UCSPanther20 what radio station is it?
@serg1093
@serg1093 5 лет назад
@@tonykowalski4189 I think it was Radio X
@xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx
@xxxGreyFoxNinja11xxx 5 лет назад
Well any radio to be specific.
@anthonykennedy1198
@anthonykennedy1198 5 лет назад
Lmfaooooooo you've won
@paburo-san6667
@paburo-san6667 5 лет назад
hahahahahaahaha fuck men, that was very hilarious
@ArcySeguraTV
@ArcySeguraTV 2 года назад
"I have friends in the force!" Reminds me of the 12 year olds online saying "IM A HACKER, I WILL HACK YOU"
@Krisztian08
@Krisztian08 2 года назад
"MY DAD WORKS AT MICROSOFT HE WILL GET YOU BANNED" - COD, 2012
@ArcySeguraTV
@ArcySeguraTV 2 года назад
@@Krisztian08 "Your dad is Bill Gates? "Who's Bill Gates?"
@snowbringercult
@snowbringercult 4 года назад
"You're going to jail, Carl!" carl: *is a one man army who stole a jetpack from the san andreas equivalent of area 51 and outruns cops every day, by the end of the game he has taken down a major crack empire, owns a casino, is friends with a basically mafia boss and a rich and famous as fuck rapper, who has connections with a government agent, and is one of the most successful people in the entire state even if he walks around normally:* "Lol fuck you bitch"
@scarletangel972
@scarletangel972 4 года назад
True LOL 😂
@MtCLatte
@MtCLatte 4 года назад
@محمد رائد Sweet IS the grove street leader
@ZidaneGamingPH
@ZidaneGamingPH 4 года назад
@@MtCLatteBUT CJ was the one who found the grove street gang and he's the leader and Sweet too.
@MtCLatte
@MtCLatte 4 года назад
@@ZidaneGamingPH idk if my fact is true but...Sweet was the one who founded grove street.CJ decided to join as the vice leader.But he doesn't appreciate it as much as Sweet.In the mission homecoming,CJ says that the hood is always dragging him down..All he wanted is to get out of the hood.But that just a theory.
@ZidaneGamingPH
@ZidaneGamingPH 4 года назад
@@MtCLatte ohh ok sorry if i was wrong.
@ninelivesbobcat3619
@ninelivesbobcat3619 6 лет назад
CJ: DO NOT SAY "like a doughnut"! Officer Tenpenny: See you around like a doughnut, Carl! CJ: *triggered*
@squarepepper5754
@squarepepper5754 5 лет назад
He got revenge when he said "see u around, OFFICER"
@youraveragejoe2
@youraveragejoe2 5 лет назад
@@rik6147 eat a snickers
@jusesc
@jusesc 5 лет назад
Aw shit, here we go again
@HeTookThem
@HeTookThem 4 года назад
Ah shit here we go again Worse country in the world Ballas high country
@nathanmtz4751
@nathanmtz4751 4 года назад
CJ: (pulls out seeking rocket launcher)
@Yuki_Suoh
@Yuki_Suoh 6 лет назад
Tenpenny: See you around like a doughnut. Millie: See you around, Carl. Like a big round shit.
@KaoticPhoenix
@KaoticPhoenix 6 лет назад
DanishWithAGasMask So that's why CJ didn't want Millie to say like a doughnut 🤔
@Don_Akane89
@Don_Akane89 6 лет назад
Loc has best rhymes
@ionutblaj128
@ionutblaj128 6 лет назад
CJ : See you around... officer
@Victhehomie
@Victhehomie 2 года назад
CJ definitely does not like Barbara.
@Yuki_Suoh
@Yuki_Suoh 10 месяцев назад
@thekrookodilehunter7993 That'd be a stretch. CJ is the one who didn't want her to say "like a donut".
@mrv.rogers1084
@mrv.rogers1084 4 года назад
Barbara: YOU GOING TO JAIL, YOU HEAR ME, CARL?! JAIL! Cj: AEZAKMI
@keithadaikalam7126
@keithadaikalam7126 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@PhysiologyShark
@PhysiologyShark 3 года назад
⭕➡⭕➡⬅🔲🔺⬆
@litelleo
@litelleo 3 года назад
That does not work
@andryanbimz
@andryanbimz 3 года назад
Kmzway87aa
@carsforspeed6684
@carsforspeed6684 3 года назад
idoasiplease
@Kreatin40
@Kreatin40 4 года назад
3:49 CJ needed a moment to think of a good comeback
@lul_alex7075
@lul_alex7075 3 года назад
Lol he’s like , “ fuck wait a sec lemme think.. oh I got it”
@PatrickBateman-hy3zw
@PatrickBateman-hy3zw 5 месяцев назад
Lol
@vectorwuffy
@vectorwuffy 5 лет назад
5:25 That was one HELL of a punch
@skoff_linn8766
@skoff_linn8766 4 года назад
Vector Wuffy 😂😂😂😂
@idvellirdev8329
@idvellirdev8329 4 года назад
😂😂
@deathchanterz3828
@deathchanterz3828 4 года назад
One punch!!!!!!!
@firestorm1238
@firestorm1238 4 года назад
That's the best you got?
@gamergrill4933
@gamergrill4933 4 года назад
He haven't done much of a damage to him tho
@DJ_Thanos
@DJ_Thanos 6 лет назад
There's always Sweet's girlfriend in case of emergency.. That's what brothers are for!
@DJ_Thanos
@DJ_Thanos 6 лет назад
CJ will mock Sweet for "runnin off" :p
@gionfs3hp
@gionfs3hp 6 лет назад
DJ Thanos or her sister :p
@marsy5939
@marsy5939 6 лет назад
DJ Thanos sweet's girlfriend has a sister
@DJ_Thanos
@DJ_Thanos 6 лет назад
But CJ doesn't want her number
@lolmortuary6658
@lolmortuary6658 6 лет назад
DJ Thanos Maybe he will after this
@deez678
@deez678 4 года назад
"See you around Carl" "Do NOT say 'Like a doughnut"
@dripplaflare3356
@dripplaflare3356 4 года назад
"Shit..."
@vinnorafaelino3176
@vinnorafaelino3176 4 года назад
Officer TenPenny 1992
@nicolassottocasa7729
@nicolassottocasa7729 4 года назад
@@vinnorafaelino3176 Oficcer Ben Ten
@thethunderchieftain5464
@thethunderchieftain5464 4 года назад
@@nicolassottocasa7729 Officer Ten Tenny
@kyuketsukomorikirifuda
@kyuketsukomorikirifuda 3 года назад
@@thethunderchieftain5464 officer ben tenny
@Supervideo1491
@Supervideo1491 4 года назад
Barbara: *I have friends in the force!* CJ: *Bitch, you're talking to someone who has fought the SWAT, FBI, and military!*
@john_gaming_tv2002
@john_gaming_tv2002 4 года назад
Imagine breakin up with her and the wanted level goes 6 stars instantly
@john_gaming_tv2002
@john_gaming_tv2002 4 года назад
@Sedgwick2K right
@nonameguy3665
@nonameguy3665 3 года назад
@@john_gaming_tv2002 then he will use AEZAKMI
@abstraction6212
@abstraction6212 3 года назад
Or maybe when barbra said she has friends in the force shes probably gonna send jedi knights after cgi
@vinihuebrlives
@vinihuebrlives 3 года назад
Barbara: i have friends in the force! CJ: Order 66 B*tch.
@omergoren1736
@omergoren1736 5 лет назад
5:17 "I hope they don't find the bodies"
@Komotau4691
@Komotau4691 4 года назад
The fuck...I never noticed this creepy line :D
@nav5738
@nav5738 4 года назад
@@Komotau4691 That's why CJ punched him lol
@Komotau4691
@Komotau4691 4 года назад
@@nav5738 Yep :D
@r.n.u_mb_4uller_710
@r.n.u_mb_4uller_710 3 года назад
🤣I remember dis nigga wen he on the side walk
@arielnieres94
@arielnieres94 3 года назад
@@nav5738 le dijo "sucio"
@luismaagario6083
@luismaagario6083 6 лет назад
jumps from a building to a girl in the ground and says "Can i have dis?" context matters 1:15
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu
@JamesJohnson-nm5pu 5 лет назад
Lmaoooo
@vanessadelgado4038
@vanessadelgado4038 5 лет назад
I’m weak best comment ever 😂😂
@dar_thegoat
@dar_thegoat 5 лет назад
Consent*
@ltenaz
@ltenaz 5 лет назад
He jumped for the money
@bifecubano
@bifecubano 5 лет назад
ye but shes dead
@racerdemonvalkyrie4342
@racerdemonvalkyrie4342 5 лет назад
First one is hilarious, after learning about the break up, he immediately attempts suicide but then after jumping down, he finds money and says “can I have this?”
@FezCaliph
@FezCaliph 4 года назад
Can I haaaaa dis
@alengeorge4640
@alengeorge4640 4 года назад
5:12 omg a tenpenny reference 😂😂
@forzafan4569
@forzafan4569 2 года назад
Do NOT say, “like a donut”!
@izbillzies4239
@izbillzies4239 6 лет назад
Damn, CJ wasn’t playing with Barbara
@raelb13
@raelb13 6 лет назад
CJ is on tinder now
@generalivan3489
@generalivan3489 2 месяца назад
Fun Fact: Millie and Denise cannot be obtained again since both of the girls are obtained in missions. As for the others, you can easily meet them again by where you found there. I like how both Millie and CJ referenced Tenpenny.
@IrishWannabe
@IrishWannabe 4 года назад
1:20 *Screen goes black* CJ: "Can i have this?"
@1_Limbo
@1_Limbo 5 лет назад
Her : how confident you're about yourself? Me : as much as CJ CJ : *_BADASS CJ, ONE MAN CRIME WAVE AND ROUND GHETTO STAR_*
@maxlin7398
@maxlin7398 4 года назад
HELLO, CARL JOHNSON, FRIEND TO ALL THE LADIES ;)
@vfspectrum4652
@vfspectrum4652 3 года назад
and gets dumped by like 6 chix
@nomoretears_
@nomoretears_ 6 лет назад
Lol he goes pure SAVAGE on Barbara hehehe
@vasotomovic667
@vasotomovic667 6 лет назад
TDempsey1896 Criminals and Cops won't make a great couple obviously XD
@Raphie009
@Raphie009 5 лет назад
@@vasotomovic667 Nor do criminals and lawyers....oddly enough.
@MAGNUSWAKERS
@MAGNUSWAKERS 4 года назад
Cops and robbers...of the heart.
@MrClaude-km5uc
@MrClaude-km5uc 9 месяцев назад
@@Raphie009 Tommy Vercetti and Ken Rosenberg in Vice City?
@javiermc8954
@javiermc8954 4 года назад
6:26 Wasted after Michelle broke up with CJ
@MCGuzman
@MCGuzman 2 года назад
He committed suicide
@nightcrawler2803
@nightcrawler2803 4 года назад
CJ after breaking up with every girlfriend : *Ah shit, here we go again*
@john_gaming_tv2002
@john_gaming_tv2002 4 года назад
I date them for the suits-uniforms
@marmur2909
@marmur2909 6 лет назад
Barbara said ,,I have friends in the force".....Barbara Sith Lord confirmed
@tharegular
@tharegular 4 года назад
That's what I thought 😂😂
@ianbarbieri7159
@ianbarbieri7159 4 года назад
@Brahma Putra No shit sherlock
@iam4026
@iam4026 4 года назад
But then here comes the stupid Rule of Two, where theres only 2 sith lords at once. So Barbara should say "I have a friend in the force"
@jimmyneutron6990
@jimmyneutron6990 4 года назад
Xd
@abstraction6212
@abstraction6212 4 года назад
@@iam4026 Darth Krayt and the Rule of 1 sith would like to have a word with you and introduce themselves.
@yeetomosquito3730
@yeetomosquito3730 6 лет назад
Depression level 100%
@MuhammadSaad-bq5vv
@MuhammadSaad-bq5vv 5 лет назад
Lol
@ulisesrl0
@ulisesrl0 5 лет назад
Misson Passed! Depression+
@baffledbrandon3132
@baffledbrandon3132 3 года назад
4:18 I love how Carl puts the phone away, as if he's sick of hearing her mouth, then takes it back out again just to respond.
@bayremelbach6571
@bayremelbach6571 Год назад
3:49
@S.11Ayers730
@S.11Ayers730 Год назад
3:54 That roast had me dying 💀
@berniegores4ever882
@berniegores4ever882 6 лет назад
Jumps off mountain almost kills himself mission complete plus respect
@randalrichardson4019
@randalrichardson4019 6 лет назад
Ce F'n mello suicide after the break up was the mission
@zackina1489
@zackina1489 5 лет назад
@@randalrichardson4019 how to play that mission?
@berniegores4ever882
@berniegores4ever882 5 лет назад
How did I get 232 likes Probably like boted
@user-xu3sf9xh8p
@user-xu3sf9xh8p 5 лет назад
@@zackina1489 it's DYOM mission. Do your own mission. Don't you get it?
@iman5147
@iman5147 5 лет назад
@@berniegores4ever882 This comment was made a year ago. Of course there were no like bots. You were just with the times.
@Dr_Right2
@Dr_Right2 6 лет назад
**Jumps off the mount chillad** **Survives** Mission Passed! Respect +
@zaibatsubalkan411
@zaibatsubalkan411 6 лет назад
Dr_Right2 CJ DABS (slow down the video speed)
@headlass
@headlass 4 года назад
Dr_Right2 busta stright busta
@MrRobotGuyHD
@MrRobotGuyHD 4 года назад
Dr_Right2 that’s the joke... yep.
@OilEnthusiast_USA
@OilEnthusiast_USA 4 года назад
5:17 I hope they dont find the bodies
@PotawatomiThunderNew
@PotawatomiThunderNew 4 года назад
I love how the Millie one is basically open to interpretation
@Stilefty
@Stilefty 6 лет назад
I've been looking for something like this for a while. Good job.
@stanflavius2675
@stanflavius2675 6 лет назад
Its KeV3nSGaMing u forgot about caattaalliinnaa
@DMac4214
@DMac4214 6 лет назад
Me too
@mrsryee
@mrsryee 6 лет назад
Stan Flavius 2 no catalina is a storyline robber they didn't date robberies are not dates...
@nigelsamson8715
@nigelsamson8715 5 лет назад
Stilefty what do you mean?
@a.username5355
@a.username5355 5 лет назад
Stilefty do gta sa 😣😣😣😥😥😥
@Wegss
@Wegss 5 лет назад
5:46 it's Johnson by name, Johnson by nature XD
@fiki705
@fiki705 4 года назад
@Sagar Senapati bodoh single wkwkwkwkkwkwkw goblok
@aiindus9649
@aiindus9649 3 года назад
What does that mean?
@thelavapigsyt7184
@thelavapigsyt7184 3 года назад
@@aiindus9649 it means ur mum
@ayan716
@ayan716 2 года назад
🤣🤣
@The_Isaiahnator
@The_Isaiahnator 3 года назад
5:20 Haha, I love how you responded to that guy after he called you "Sucio!" Perfectly timed.
@sliccbacc
@sliccbacc 4 года назад
1:58 when cj answered the call 😂
@gabrielvicol607
@gabrielvicol607 5 лет назад
1:16 CJ jumped just to get the money not to kill himself
@MustafaSaadi_
@MustafaSaadi_ 4 года назад
Can i have this!!
@MustafaSaadi_
@MustafaSaadi_ 4 года назад
@Andhika Danuatmaja thats racist
@deixos2224
@deixos2224 4 года назад
The medical bill for a broken leg will cost more than that
@FezCaliph
@FezCaliph 4 года назад
Can I haaa dis?
@TheLatiosnlatias02
@TheLatiosnlatias02 3 года назад
I thought money can't buy happiness
@abhishekp4157
@abhishekp4157 6 лет назад
CJ is the best character ever in gta series
@lesspeas551
@lesspeas551 6 лет назад
Abhishek Anil No
@deidara6402
@deidara6402 6 лет назад
Abhishek Anil yes your right
@nattobeans1970
@nattobeans1970 5 лет назад
For getting heart broken many times
@thejojex6600
@thejojex6600 5 лет назад
Tommy Vercetty remember the name!!!
@stepankunevich4597
@stepankunevich4597 5 лет назад
Niko
@khoitrananh6461
@khoitrananh6461 5 лет назад
In conclusion: GTA SA was also a damn good visual novel.
@cometthemountainlion181
@cometthemountainlion181 2 года назад
Denise and Millie are the most painful breakups bc they do not respawn after you find all oysters, unless you start a new game.
@Litovskyy
@Litovskyy Год назад
What oyster has to do with gf?
@cometthemountainlion181
@cometthemountainlion181 Год назад
@@Litovskyy When you have all 50 oysters, the girlfriends other than Denise and Millie will respawn in their original locations if you kill or break up with them.
@Litovskyy
@Litovskyy Год назад
@@cometthemountainlion181 wait so if you break up with katie etc they can't respawn until you collect all of the oyster?
@cometthemountainlion181
@cometthemountainlion181 Год назад
@@Litovskyy Exactly. And Denise and Millie do not respawn at all.
@_maestroX
@_maestroX 5 лет назад
7:45 *Jumps off a cliff on Mount Chiliad* *Survives the suicide fall* *MISSION PASSED!* *Respect +* *Health on the top right corner decreases to default max health* *MISSION PASSED!* *Respect +* *Health -*
@Chiezee
@Chiezee 4 года назад
Task failed successfully
@JustAnInnocentTrollFace
@JustAnInnocentTrollFace 3 года назад
It's DYOM
@chainsmoke34
@chainsmoke34 6 лет назад
Its really nice to see that people still care about this game
@rjpena6273
@rjpena6273 5 лет назад
aw shit here we go again.
@Officialchristophermorris
@Officialchristophermorris 5 лет назад
Hell yeah, this GTA is Unforgettable Asf
@Szmergiel747
@Szmergiel747 5 лет назад
Although I like GTA Vice City, IV and V, but GTA SA, it has this "something", which other GTAs don't.
@Gogetta80
@Gogetta80 2 года назад
Playing the def Ed on game pass now
@omaewamoushindeiru3303
@omaewamoushindeiru3303 3 года назад
CJ really got some skills of introducing himself on cellphone LMAO.
@vegaswithdrawal4132
@vegaswithdrawal4132 2 года назад
Denise is the only one that doesn't deserve to talk shit. She still owes Carl her life and she had better not forget it.
@hoolala1857
@hoolala1857 2 года назад
Bruh Carl set the building on fire tho so technically it’s his fault she almost died
@vwfan53
@vwfan53 6 лет назад
Poor CJ
@NOKIA-vq2dx
@NOKIA-vq2dx 6 лет назад
Big Smoke he didnt follow the damn train
@airslashe9375
@airslashe9375 6 лет назад
Big Smoke i forgot to follow the train and kill the vagos pls dont hurt me with your 2 NUMBER NINE
@lordfantalongus
@lordfantalongus 6 лет назад
*OHHHHHHH*
@vwfan53
@vwfan53 6 лет назад
ibrahim Güçlü *Well, fuck you!*
@vwfan53
@vwfan53 6 лет назад
Superleggera *MY DOG, WASSUP, HAHAHAHAH*
@Aven-Sharma1991
@Aven-Sharma1991 6 лет назад
Even in video-games girls are hurtful too 😂😂😂
@sbj97
@sbj97 5 лет назад
Bitches aint shit
@anna-yh2je
@anna-yh2je 5 лет назад
@@sbj97 uh
@moonstar6123
@moonstar6123 4 года назад
r/niceguy
@Gamerboy-gl7di
@Gamerboy-gl7di 4 года назад
god damn nigga bitches
@fart227
@fart227 4 года назад
As a girl this is fucking true🤣
@galaxyxd_z331
@galaxyxd_z331 4 года назад
CJ : Jumps of building to commit suicide Also CJ : **finds money** CJ : *Can I Ha'd dis?*
@3hreejay242
@3hreejay242 4 года назад
*“Shut the fuck up bitch”* damn Carl gangsta as fuck🤣😈
@DKrueger1994
@DKrueger1994 6 лет назад
The one thing I wished Rockstar would've done if Barbara breaks up with CJ is after the phone call, the whole entire police force goes after him
@stoneyjaye6220
@stoneyjaye6220 5 лет назад
Dustin Krueger yea it woulda been dope if as soon as she hung up he got like 6 stars for no reason at all lol
@john_gaming_tv2002
@john_gaming_tv2002 4 года назад
ΑΕΖΑΚΜΙ
@gamergrill4933
@gamergrill4933 4 года назад
- I knew it! -barbara after hearing carl talking abut his ghetto life: ÷0 Also Barbara when cj runs someone over with his car : -_- I'm asleep
@a4455.
@a4455. 6 лет назад
"Helena Wankstein" I know what you're thinking...
@PlayF0R3V3R
@PlayF0R3V3R 6 лет назад
NotAn Gay xD
@mygeeto
@mygeeto 6 лет назад
explain me please
@mygeeto
@mygeeto 6 лет назад
ahah thanks :D
@Aeropolis707
@Aeropolis707 2 месяца назад
CJ will NOT miss Helena wankstein
@alold1876
@alold1876 4 года назад
Good work on restoring the calls bud
@joaoa13portugal
@joaoa13portugal 6 лет назад
5:26 BEST REVENGE PUNCH EVER
@minidayzfan2856
@minidayzfan2856 5 лет назад
LMAO Poor Pedestrian
@efrenchoquecolque4821
@efrenchoquecolque4821 5 месяцев назад
​@@minidayzfan28565:17 Not so poor 💀
@howardhenry1851
@howardhenry1851 6 лет назад
3:53 bruh I'm done😂😂😂
@thatboijay6692
@thatboijay6692 4 года назад
He snapped
@ciarawarren_4586
@ciarawarren_4586 4 года назад
😂😂
@fuku2215
@fuku2215 4 года назад
Howard Henry 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@derrickmoses1507
@derrickmoses1507 2 года назад
The breakup usually starts with CJ being enthusiastic... Yeah that's how it seems to go
@michaelhermankeen6162
@michaelhermankeen6162 6 месяцев назад
“See you round, like a donut” is the line in the beginning of the game. Amazing they added that joke. I love this game forever.
@mjharris305
@mjharris305 6 лет назад
this explain why im not ready for relationship
@lilirose1195
@lilirose1195 6 лет назад
Mj Harris 😂
@Xrez23
@Xrez23 6 лет назад
Mj Harris that's not the reason its because you can't get in relation ship
@MercenaryFox
@MercenaryFox 5 лет назад
it explains nothing actually.
@siyacer
@siyacer 5 лет назад
changing that pfp would be a good start
@bigsmoke6805
@bigsmoke6805 6 лет назад
0:54 *I didn't do shit I swear!*
@MarcoLognek-
@MarcoLognek- 5 лет назад
Big Smoke 😂😂😂😂
@gabrielleasdfghjkl5539
@gabrielleasdfghjkl5539 Год назад
"You treat me like shit. You dress like shit. You wine and dine like shit." 😩😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣
@thyeweiping9094
@thyeweiping9094 4 года назад
RU-vid: here’s a GTA video. Me: *Ah shit, here we go again.*
@jhonki_47
@jhonki_47 6 лет назад
I almost cry with Michelle's one.... she was my favourite and the cutest for those graphics....
@BassiKun99
@BassiKun99 5 лет назад
Yep, Michelle's my favourite too, as second one would be Katie and the third place Helena
@CrustyToaster72
@CrustyToaster72 5 лет назад
Barbara is the best one because if you get 100% you get a police uniform and access to where they keep the police vehicles
@AceGriffin8839
@AceGriffin8839 5 лет назад
Jhonki Gonzalez I can feel your emotion bro!
@alexislezcano4802
@alexislezcano4802 4 года назад
Imo, Helena is the best one
@TheLatiosnlatias02
@TheLatiosnlatias02 3 года назад
I feel for Michelle too along with Denise
@BRUNOvsALADEEN
@BRUNOvsALADEEN 5 лет назад
4:17 CJ should have accumulated a 2 star wanted level afterwards.
@litelleo
@litelleo 3 года назад
0:41 CJ wants to die 1:31 Punch Some Air 2:50 CJ wants to drown 4:34 Gimp Suits are 5 Years Ago 5:38 Angry Phonecall Killed CJ 6:35 Mission Passed off
@FrancisMarcosGaming
@FrancisMarcosGaming 5 лет назад
"Do NOT say like a doughnut" I actually understood that reference.
@alvinnicholas255
@alvinnicholas255 2 года назад
Means referring to 'zero' 'A waste guy' ?
@cesarcantu9001
@cesarcantu9001 6 лет назад
See you around.... Like a doughnut 🍩.
@thitetime2047
@thitetime2047 4 года назад
Oh shit Cj is gonna kill you now
@BlackSnakeHQ
@BlackSnakeHQ 4 года назад
Ahh shit... Here we go again...!
@ryanhubbard4491
@ryanhubbard4491 4 года назад
*AHH* *SHIT* *HERE* *WE* *GO* *AGAIN*
@djblastcubestm2180
@djblastcubestm2180 6 лет назад
I guess CJ seems to really like the word shit
@xman40100
@xman40100 6 лет назад
No shit. :p
@djblastcubestm2180
@djblastcubestm2180 6 лет назад
XD
@saad.f101
@saad.f101 5 лет назад
shit
@mykopickett4701
@mykopickett4701 4 года назад
I like how he has the option to jump off something after every break up lol
@Omo21000
@Omo21000 4 года назад
4:55 “he’s gonna kill me!” 😭😭😂
@snmdiecast1937
@snmdiecast1937 6 лет назад
"Helena Wankstein"
@thecreatoritself
@thecreatoritself 4 года назад
Helena SPANKstein
@KennyBaker6231
@KennyBaker6231 6 лет назад
4:10-4:15. Best part ever😂
@kapitan7357
@kapitan7357 2 года назад
If Barbara ever dated Tenpenny, CJ would be in REAL trouble.
@CJG4L
@CJG4L 2 года назад
Wait, so, if these calls were enabled, Denise's was definitely a hint about the storyline, because she thought CJ was also a pusher working with Smoke, and also kinda sad because everybody knew what Smoke was all about.
@michaelnovak18
@michaelnovak18 6 лет назад
"You treat me like shit. You dress like shit. You wine and dine like shit." 'But... but... well... shit..." "It's unanimous then, Carl Johnson is a shit. See you around, Carl! "Do NOT say, 'like a doughnut!'" "Like a big round shit." "Shit..." I've got just 2 words to say - holy shit...
@SvetoslavLOL
@SvetoslavLOL 6 лет назад
XD
@forzafan4569
@forzafan4569 2 года назад
What a shitty relationship
@CLAUD21212
@CLAUD21212 6 лет назад
About Barbara, her husband the SAPD bike police officer always complains for CJ screwing his ex-wife:"Should have left my ex-wife alone" :)
@warrenkeith360
@warrenkeith360 Год назад
Never put 2 and 2 together. I was wondering why he kept attacking me and talking about his wife.
@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
@justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 4 года назад
I like the fact that CJ's tone is cool despite his girlfriends breaking up with him.
@jham6101
@jham6101 4 года назад
Barbaras phone call should trigger a 3 star chase
@ArthurMuneh
@ArthurMuneh 6 лет назад
1:16 suicide fail
@alittlebitofeverything6648
@alittlebitofeverything6648 6 лет назад
MARKUS. I was waiting for this comment
@ashj8186
@ashj8186 6 лет назад
"Can I have this?"
@kaiorhoads9726
@kaiorhoads9726 5 лет назад
@@ashj8186 😂😶😂😂😂😂😂😂
@MariusBoss11458
@MariusBoss11458 4 года назад
Sup Arthur
@fuku2215
@fuku2215 4 года назад
ArthurMuneh 🤣😂
@AndreRQL
@AndreRQL 6 лет назад
"Do NOT say *like a doughnut!"* 😂
@kachiusa1975
@kachiusa1975 2 года назад
The amount of events that's happening in the background of the first one is just too intense
@amirhomayoonfarmusic
@amirhomayoonfarmusic 2 года назад
7:48 best moment of the video
@TokenHoustone
@TokenHoustone 5 лет назад
Seemed like Denise knew about smoke before they got set up. Lol
@hotheadedguy9108
@hotheadedguy9108 3 года назад
That's why she was in vagos house and cj saved her still ahe did that
@jeremybarron9239
@jeremybarron9239 6 лет назад
Great videos Keep Up The Good work
@cyanthecrewm3622
@cyanthecrewm3622 3 года назад
Congrats on 100k!
@gummychannel8815
@gummychannel8815 4 года назад
Another break up happens Cj: ah sh*t here we go again
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