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Guaranteed* Audio Episode 10: Dinosaurs! 

Neil Cicierega
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@impwolf
@impwolf 6 лет назад
LET NEIL SAY DANG
@flamingolegs
@flamingolegs 6 лет назад
is it bad that i actually repeated "theres no such thing as dinosaurs"
@GuaranteedVideo
@GuaranteedVideo 6 лет назад
No, that means you helped!
@flamingolegs
@flamingolegs 6 лет назад
LOVELY!!!
@tjzambonischwartz
@tjzambonischwartz 6 лет назад
I was shouting "FUCK YOU ASSHOLES," but I'm a paleontologist so I take that shit kinda personally...
@GuaranteedVideo
@GuaranteedVideo 6 лет назад
@Mr__Joe
@Mr__Joe 6 лет назад
I did too lol
@bananajam2208
@bananajam2208 4 года назад
3:27 neil just.. picks up his leg to cross it
@cryptid221
@cryptid221 3 года назад
Neil isn’t real
@_t0xikk
@_t0xikk 3 года назад
@@cryptid221 what
@cryptid221
@cryptid221 3 года назад
@@_t0xikk T’is a hologram
@meli_lemon_real
@meli_lemon_real 3 года назад
it was probably asleep bc when my leg falls asleep i do that
@cryptid221
@cryptid221 3 года назад
@@luvedd that’s for you to find out :)
@adamsuniverse
@adamsuniverse 6 лет назад
The production on this is A+. Most podcasts are audio only in a dingy apartment
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 6 лет назад
Adam's Universe Thanks man. We try.
@waterPsychiatrist
@waterPsychiatrist 3 года назад
We got the dinosaurs we just need the orchestra now
@monoclese
@monoclese Год назад
It’ll appear on his roof very soon
@twinfantasytowers
@twinfantasytowers Год назад
Yup
@spooky_k6168
@spooky_k6168 6 лет назад
When Neil pulled out his notepad instead of a phone to look at some notes he made, my heart got a little fuller. I don’t know why it was so heart warming to see but it really made my day haha. The podcast was fantastic!
@GuaranteedVideo
@GuaranteedVideo 6 лет назад
Ongoing & previous episodes of the show are over at THIS RU-vid channel (Guaranteed Video). We figured we'd make episode 10 a bigger video production than your run of the mill podcast, hence why it ended up here. Thanks for watching/listening!
@EhvinnTee
@EhvinnTee 6 лет назад
Guaranteed* Video Will you do this for every 10 podcasts? That'd be pretty sweet! Sweet-tacular, even!
@GuaranteedVideo
@GuaranteedVideo 6 лет назад
Evan Tsilimidos Maybe! The traffic was so low on this we might need to reconsider video versions going forward. We did a bare bones video one for episode 7, which was fun. We want to do a video component for #12, too.
@EhvinnTee
@EhvinnTee 6 лет назад
Guaranteed* Video Well maybe just upload some form of video highlight reel, or just a specific segment, on Neil's channel, and the full podcast on the Guaranteed channel. Double Toasted does that with their RU-vid channel. But it probably isn't worth it if setting up for video is such a hassle. I mean the set dressing alone in this one podcast is top-tier!! You could make the full video podcast a Patreon thingy, and post titillating moments on the Neil channel to ENTICE the good people!
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 6 лет назад
Evan Tsilimidos Very true. We probably should have done that with this one.
@alphabassist
@alphabassist 6 лет назад
Guaranteed* Video thanks for posting this on Neil’s channel! Since this was posted, I’ve gone on to discover Guaranteed*Video and binged all the previous episodes of the podcast.
@YouBredRaptorsMusic
@YouBredRaptorsMusic 3 года назад
It still bums me out how much time went into this and how FEW people have watched it. We can do better as a planet. I know we can.
@008TheDen
@008TheDen 5 лет назад
Funfact: In the a deleted scene we learn how Professor Screweyes lost his eye. He was sleeping next to a berry bush when a berry fell on his eye and then a crow pecked out his eye to get the berry. So first off, nice job remembering that Neil, and second that is such a dumb origin and a horrible reason to turn evil.
@CherrygroveCity
@CherrygroveCity 6 лет назад
Neil has risen
@elliot._.119
@elliot._.119 3 года назад
3:27 I’m sorry I love how Neil picked up his leg to cross it I don’t know why I just found it funny
@felFiles
@felFiles 6 лет назад
omfg when Neil started listing the random plot points it made me realize I've seen this movie?! Oh man I remember being confused out of my mind as a kid watching this horror
@AIOctober
@AIOctober 6 лет назад
I have never wanted to revisit “We’re Back: A Dinosaur’s Story” more than right the hell now, mission accomplished boys.
@quantumblauthor7300
@quantumblauthor7300 4 года назад
Until the scenes where the guy falls apart into screws and the mind breaking starts. W h y
@stillnesssolutions
@stillnesssolutions 6 лет назад
I've been following you guys for like a decade (as in internet following, not in-person following) and I still love that you guys are creating content together to this day :) keep up the good work!
@llamallover1057
@llamallover1057 3 года назад
I'm sure they appreciate the clarification
@FishSticker
@FishSticker 2 года назад
@@llamallover1057 agreed
@etremely
@etremely 6 лет назад
mr cicierega i would die for u
@Ticklebrush
@Ticklebrush 5 лет назад
god me too
@pawdragon1781
@pawdragon1781 4 года назад
Yeah same
@spxnel8402
@spxnel8402 4 года назад
etremely man i would too.
@spxnel8402
@spxnel8402 4 года назад
etremely i would too.
@shrimpfriedhuntling
@shrimpfriedhuntling 4 года назад
me too bro
@StateOfTheArt
@StateOfTheArt 6 лет назад
Thank you Neil, Very Cool!
@aAaAAA-ppgg
@aAaAAA-ppgg 4 года назад
A.E.I.O.U. :)
@LSmallButera
@LSmallButera 6 лет назад
CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HIT PIECE
@neilcic
@neilcic 6 лет назад
Looks like audiences won't be coming "back" for more "We're Back". This film really turned the screws in our eyes. A true dino-snore's story.
@pineappleindie
@pineappleindie 6 месяцев назад
@@neilcic hilarious, made me roll on my floor, reading this made me flabbergasted, bamboozled, gobsmacked even, I cannot breath due to the hilariousness of this reply on the video name “Guaranteed* Audio Episode 10: Dinosaurs!” On the online platform used for posting videos named RU-vid on a place called the internet where other websites are seen. Thank you for making this hilarious comment Neil, you are the best!
@ellesmellz9480
@ellesmellz9480 3 года назад
they just… gaslit the dinosaur out of existence ???
@srgtnoobkiller
@srgtnoobkiller 6 лет назад
i love neil's tiny notebook
@BellaExclamationMark
@BellaExclamationMark 6 лет назад
I'm gonna smoke jazz cigars because Rodney Dangerfield said it was a good idea!!
@stupchek6140
@stupchek6140 6 лет назад
I am not much of a podcast person but I really enjoyed this! Thanks guys, love the formal attire.
@MrStarman926
@MrStarman926 6 лет назад
That was the most exciting and interactive podcast opening I’ve ever experienced
@ZazoBeck
@ZazoBeck 6 лет назад
This is actually quality content though. I'm constantly impressed by you guys. Congratulations!
@BrightAGen
@BrightAGen 4 года назад
42:17 Pterry was not a pet. PeeWee could not confine his power. Pterry could take over the playhouse if he wanted.
@sillylittlejuno
@sillylittlejuno 7 месяцев назад
first podcast that actually cstches my interest
@abnt_official
@abnt_official 6 лет назад
The fact that this channel has 560k subscribers and only 9k check out a new upload goes to show how long Neil has been doing this. A large majority of those 560k accounts are so old that they're abandoned.
@furiousmagician5912
@furiousmagician5912 4 года назад
and now 666k
@redmantis3336
@redmantis3336 3 года назад
Now 727k, and 31k have watched this
@theoyourecool
@theoyourecool 6 лет назад
Aww nooo Hereditary was so good! To be fair I think it's that I'm not a huge horror movie buff, and I liked the emotional horror that went on throughout Acts 1 and 2 moreso than the classic horror they shoved in there at the very end. I did have a lot of gripes with the fact that they tried to be both, because they made me invested in the characters only to treat them the way they did towards the end, it just didn't feel like a satisfying ending.
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 6 лет назад
Theo I just saw it and liked it a lot.
@theoyourecool
@theoyourecool 6 лет назад
hell yeah
@octangula7914
@octangula7914 6 лет назад
I agree! I do think that they did a bad job advertising the movie though.
@kyzf
@kyzf 4 года назад
Hereditary was like what a four year old with an unlimited budget would make after watching ten horror movies.
@Dielawn69
@Dielawn69 3 года назад
@@kyzf haha sure buddy...
@heatherm00ch
@heatherm00ch 6 лет назад
I've been a loyal fan since at least 2007, I'm really enjoying your change to the format of your channel! I think it's a great, smart, and adaptable move!!! Love you
@surreptitiousbox6903
@surreptitiousbox6903 6 лет назад
This is the greatest thing I've discovered this year
@ahoy1014
@ahoy1014 6 лет назад
There's no such thing as dinosaurs.
@ntgm8
@ntgm8 6 лет назад
Best opening ever
@iamapie13
@iamapie13 3 года назад
I remember in halloween it was dress up day in my school and I didn't care enough to dress up, but then they said that anyone with a costume could get out of class and all my friends had costumes, so I went to the culinary teacher and asked if he had an empty cardboard box and I wore it around my waist and pretended I had a costume, somehow it worked and they let me skip class. next year I went dressed like a hobo and carried a sign that say's "can you spare some candy?"
@Guruc13
@Guruc13 6 лет назад
Holy cow, this was a blast from my past. I love this new perspective on my childhood, haha! Thanks gang!
@spencercain8679
@spencercain8679 6 лет назад
I had We're Back: A Dinosaur Story on DVD and I have weird feverish memories of finding it boring and resenting my family members for playing it. Don't remember anything that actually happened in it. I'm actually a little glad it's been brought up now so I know it was real.
@mikaelizabeth
@mikaelizabeth 6 лет назад
Also, I'm not sure if anyone else has said this, but if you guys haven't seen HBomberguy's dissertation on Lovecraft, his writing and his (terrible) beliefs, you should totally check it out!
@hyper-thermal
@hyper-thermal 6 лет назад
Great episode! However, I disagree with Ryan's views on the movie Hereditary, especially since I personally thought it was really effective. I would like to know a bit more about why it fell flat for him so that I can come to a better understanding of the film from a more complete perspective rather than just my own. Also, on "Smart Horror" being a trend, I do agree that it started strong, but I also think that by having more of a spotlight on it will inevitably lead to even greater films of that specific type being made, what methods are best suited for the production of such films, and so on.
@mobius273
@mobius273 6 лет назад
that rodney dangerfield bit was WILD
@GuaranteedVideo
@GuaranteedVideo 6 лет назад
mobius We just posted it standalone on the Guaranteed* channel.
@obscurideer
@obscurideer 6 лет назад
i saw a dinosaur yesterday
@sean..L
@sean..L 6 лет назад
your mum is a dinosaur!
@obscurideer
@obscurideer 6 лет назад
This guy I haven’t seen my mom in ten years :(
@sean..L
@sean..L 6 лет назад
Henry, I’m sorry to hear that.
@ezrawyrd9275
@ezrawyrd9275 6 лет назад
Dreadful creatures
@DannyDevitoPNG
@DannyDevitoPNG 6 лет назад
That movie sucks
@orinami3310
@orinami3310 6 лет назад
This is the content I need at 4 am. Thank you guaranteed* audio!
@BellaExclamationMark
@BellaExclamationMark 5 лет назад
56:00 now I'll NEVER know what it looks like because you guys forgot to put it in the video! Oh no!
@CowboyLibrarian
@CowboyLibrarian 3 года назад
Cought the subtle Venkman quote from Kevin during the quiz, “No studying.” Well played.
@tobey7246
@tobey7246 6 лет назад
i love you neil
@onychophorum
@onychophorum 6 лет назад
*YOU*
@picklejar7236
@picklejar7236 5 лет назад
@@onychophorum us
@crassinula
@crassinula 4 года назад
Me too
@theonlyenicfanever5346
@theonlyenicfanever5346 6 лет назад
This is incredible
@Rangernewb5550
@Rangernewb5550 6 лет назад
I watched your podcast before I watched the latest RLM episode. You better be thankful.
@fireballninja01
@fireballninja01 Год назад
fuck i want more guaranteed audio
@NoName-lm2bs
@NoName-lm2bs 6 лет назад
My enjoyment was severely impacted by your folded orange foam.
@lightbluepika2175
@lightbluepika2175 4 года назад
if neil came back everything would be okay again 😔
@kaylovescats__
@kaylovescats__ 2 года назад
I laughed at the huge ass dinosaur walking casually through the door
@strideryourself
@strideryourself 3 года назад
YES ITS MY THREE FAVORITE PEOPLE!!!
@lamp4791
@lamp4791 4 года назад
those chairs look so comfy I have nothing else to say
@pbsamanthamarie
@pbsamanthamarie 5 лет назад
I liked the Jurassic Park / Care Bears mash up at the beginning.
@yourdailydoseofbfb__6865
@yourdailydoseofbfb__6865 6 лет назад
0:59 HEYHEYHEY WATCH YOUR PROFANITY!!
@aubreyseaton
@aubreyseaton 6 лет назад
01:08:05 "I had wormed it up for about ten seconds"
@CattyAttie
@CattyAttie 6 лет назад
I feel so thrown off. I'm just waiting for this to suddenly end on an ironic, satirical, cheesy joke at any given second and nothing they are saying is serious and it's all just a long joke.
@roadtriiip
@roadtriiip 5 лет назад
>PODCASTING COMPOUND
@newmusicmark
@newmusicmark 6 лет назад
Yes! Fun soundtrack! Dan Hartman was actually in Edgar Winter Group as well!
@gelotologistgrandma3791
@gelotologistgrandma3791 6 лет назад
48:50 i know it's like a 'goof' or whatever but crack legit owns bonesj
@sirpineapple2486
@sirpineapple2486 6 лет назад
Unpopular opinion: Black Mirror is just the Goosebumps TV show
@thomasnewton7991
@thomasnewton7991 6 лет назад
I want to meet Neil
@Bawgle
@Bawgle 6 лет назад
Only time I ever saw We're Back was when Toon Disney still existed. *Toon. Disney.*
@matamoney
@matamoney 6 лет назад
love you guys
@bartham9285
@bartham9285 6 лет назад
love your vids!
@gobacktomars3785
@gobacktomars3785 3 года назад
I'm a loser, gender neutral clown.
@mikaelizabeth
@mikaelizabeth 6 лет назад
I’ve never been so happy to get a notification!
@kellee101
@kellee101 6 лет назад
I like this, I'd like to see more.
@lola_daytona
@lola_daytona 2 года назад
This randomly played on my tv and that guy Ryan I totally thought he was Nardwaur based on the voice
@ninjabuddy1
@ninjabuddy1 4 года назад
I've come from the future year of 2020 to inform you there is a Highlander anime, and I think the band him is involved in some capacity
@spanospy
@spanospy 6 лет назад
I'm gonna be one of those people that say "make more music instead of this!", but I also understand why you're also doing this. Don't let me stop you.
@neilcic
@neilcic 6 лет назад
I am also making music a lot. I'm just saving it up for the next album.
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 6 лет назад
Neil Cicierega The beauty of podcasting: you can do it while making other stuff! (At least in our case, where we only really do podcast every five weeks)
@scheddoc
@scheddoc 6 лет назад
i can’t believe joe jonas is a fan of neil’s mouth
@snowtoastpro665
@snowtoastpro665 6 лет назад
41:00 the funniest shit ever
@TokuSociety
@TokuSociety 6 лет назад
I'm only here because it had Dinosaur in the title xD
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 6 лет назад
SEO: accomplished!
@spongbros
@spongbros 6 лет назад
Biker Mice From Mars had Snickers.
@Lunar_Atronach
@Lunar_Atronach 2 года назад
I forgot that rodney dangerfield died so i got really sad when i just saw a floating skeleton
@funkilyinsufferability8013
@funkilyinsufferability8013 3 года назад
'you guys should legalize it' haha yeah Oregon moment
@tristenarctician6910
@tristenarctician6910 3 года назад
This is the least viewed neil cicierega video
@wafflesthevilwarrior
@wafflesthevilwarrior 6 лет назад
There's no such thing as dinosaurs!
@guitarbrother1234
@guitarbrother1234 6 лет назад
I'm confused. Is there such a thing as dinosaurs?
@qandrshow-m7k
@qandrshow-m7k Год назад
no
@alacazam5803
@alacazam5803 3 года назад
"Are we gonna stay in our suits" "No"
@ChelseaColeslaw
@ChelseaColeslaw 5 лет назад
Where is the canned laughter from? I swear you can hear it during Zach Galifianakis in Comedians of Comedy. And also Lasagna Cat.
@Babypickleroblox
@Babypickleroblox 3 года назад
Guaranteed audio
@Dr_E_Yekley
@Dr_E_Yekley 6 лет назад
As of 11:32 CDT, nobody had officially finished this yet
@Dr_E_Yekley
@Dr_E_Yekley 6 лет назад
Charles Vernon henlo ¶:
@nickmoody3318
@nickmoody3318 6 лет назад
your still great
@joshuavickery86
@joshuavickery86 6 лет назад
I had We're Back on VHS
@transcendentalanarchy
@transcendentalanarchy 4 года назад
Here it is, the least viewed video on this channel
@ilikespacedinosaurs
@ilikespacedinosaurs 6 лет назад
Why have none of your recentish videos showed up in my sub box other than this one? I thought there had been another neil drought
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 6 лет назад
ilikespacedinosaurs I've been asking RU-vid about this on Twitter for months. My suggestion? Click the notification bell.
@ilikespacedinosaurs
@ilikespacedinosaurs 6 лет назад
Kevin J. James I actually did get notified about this video on my phone, but this is the first time it's happened
@lemon.zip2
@lemon.zip2 2 года назад
1:10:13 same thing happened to me but with stranger things a while back and I feel so bad abt it especially since the 4th season just came out;-;
@VillainKinnie
@VillainKinnie 4 года назад
is that notepad actually tiny? or are you just, like, 7ft tall? either way i still value you as a human
@arrolace
@arrolace 3 года назад
Least viewed video
@MegaOctobot
@MegaOctobot 6 лет назад
1:01:06
@TheDemonicHobo
@TheDemonicHobo 5 лет назад
Holy shit did Kevin lose 90lbs
@infiniteregressions
@infiniteregressions 6 лет назад
Wait, I haven't watched the entire podcast yet, so maybe this comes up somehow, but is that the keyboardist from The Workout? (video for reference: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-7z37EBbYzXU.html)
@KevinJamesVideo
@KevinJamesVideo 6 лет назад
It is! Corey rocks- he's worked with me on a few projects (namely The Creed a few years back). He's also worked with Math the Band.
@infiniteregressions
@infiniteregressions 6 лет назад
Awesome! I'll have to check that stuff you mentioned out, thanks.
@theWORKOUTmusic
@theWORKOUTmusic 6 лет назад
infiniteregressions !!!!!!!!! Good eye !
@infiniteregressions
@infiniteregressions 6 лет назад
Thanks, it was a fun experience to see you/him and slowly make the connection. It's been a minute since Bomb Voyage, anything in the pipe line you rascals?
@theWORKOUTmusic
@theWORKOUTmusic 6 лет назад
infiniteregressions actually yes. Shifted members around a little bit. Writing new material, and probably going to be releasing something in 2019 with any luck.
@devadedo
@devadedo 6 лет назад
And got stuck, in the sap
@marcopivetta7796
@marcopivetta7796 6 лет назад
gotta legalize glue first, tho
@Chazer5
@Chazer5 4 года назад
From this distance Neil looks like a lesbian
@Chazer5
@Chazer5 4 года назад
@@lamp4791 As much as I hate to admit it, I'm only funny when people are either sleep-deprived or high.
@gunkymcsplunky
@gunkymcsplunky 3 года назад
There was some actual drama a few years back where some man thought Neil was a lesbian but he obviously isn’t.
@pepperypeppers2755
@pepperypeppers2755 6 лет назад
1:06:20 Toblerone time
@yellojared
@yellojared 4 года назад
He used the imp camel sound DIDNT he
@interweb_loser
@interweb_loser 4 года назад
This is the least popular video Neil has made
@meli_lemon_real
@meli_lemon_real 3 года назад
that’s really sad 😢
@interweb_loser
@interweb_loser 3 года назад
Yes
@itsanicecube8262
@itsanicecube8262 5 лет назад
*dinosaur*
@archadamdır
@archadamdır Год назад
Guess it's time, you better plug in all your nightlights. What's out there, past your darkened door? Just the eyes floating up out of the shore. Hey man, I'm gonna eat your girlfriend, Or maybe turn her into broth, la-la-la la la Kill a kid, cut em up. stuff em up inside of my, secret meat box. Find my, hands across your body slowly peel your skin off. You'll meet your friends, inside the ambulance. Call into the night, to the werewolf. Give all your blood to him, stand under the warm street light. Let yourself be hypnotized. You're just a little snack, and so is your girlfriend. Hey man, I'm gonna tear your eyes out, and then I'll boil your girlfriend, la-la-la la la Kill a kid, cut em up. stuff em up inside of my, burning dungeon. I would give you guys a little break but I'm not Satan.
@willycruger1625
@willycruger1625 3 года назад
Stinky Cheese If you pleasse s
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