Fun fact: the constant flow of Florida man news is actually the result of strict laws around the proliferation of news that forces law enforcement to maintain an open public record of all arrests in the state. So its not so much that Florida has an overabundance of strange crimes but rather that most states just don't publicize their own.
Yeah, I looked it up, and I was right. The guy who robbed the Waffle House with finger guns wasn't doing it in his hoodie or under his shirt. He was doing it gangsta style, right out in the open. Real genius there