Guessing Random Things About You | ASMR 

Not even a gorilla can survive 10,000 gerbils continuously biting you…

I may get weird dreams about giant microwaves, mountain chickens and octopuses living in trees. Looking forward to it.

Your hard work will pay off bro, Thanks for the vids

I'll be honest I think 10,000 gerbils could beat any lone animal on the planet. I think people underestimate the sheer volume of 10,000 gerbils. Even like an elephant would drown in that number of gerbils.

"is Captain America your favourite superhero" me: *literally wearing a Captain America hoodie rn*

Good job me - I have found a new gem

10K Gerbils 🐁 because they overrun the Gorilla 🦍

I think if a gorilla and 10,000 gerbils were intent on killing each other the gerbils would probably win. obviously not without losing a few good gerbil men but that would just make them more keen on killing the gorilla, thus winning the war

hold on bru i had a left ankle injury years ago from basketball. u gotta chill my guy ur like 3/3 rn

gerbils would win

The fact that this is inspired by Ephemeral Rift makes it all the million times better. Glad I found this channel

I love how your t shirt blends in with the background, it looks as though your head is floating 😂

something about your voice just makes me sleep, i love your asmr so glad i found you

Dropping a comment for the algorithm and while I’m doing it I might as well remind you and anyone else reading this that you are awesome and provide so much to the well being of your peers. Love to all! Things do get better (at least I hope so bc I’m in a shitty situation myself) As always, great video. Criminally underrated channel.

23:37 This question sent my brain into lockdown mode

"are you comfortable right now?" Me:yes Him: * types down the first chapter of winds of winter *

Blank space for you!! Goodnight

4:37 the answer is obviously apple juice

i still dont get how you only have 38k subs like youre an amazing asmrtist

These questions are relaxing and hilarious 😂😴

New favorite asmrtist!!! FANTASTIC WORK MATE!

What were you typing?

This man is a hidden gem, you deserve more love bro, keep up the good work!

keep going, you have one of the best asmr channels out there!

0:04 seconds in and I've got the relaxation mood

gerbils would destroy the gorilla

These questions are hilarious. Please make another video like this! As far as the aging question goes, I'd choose to age from the neck down not just for beauty but to avoid developing dementia later in life.

My Answers: 1. Eh kinda comfortable 2. Yes 3. The universe is too big for there not to be aliens somewhere 4. Yes, they sometimes move when they're asleep so they probably dream 5. No idea 6. 1 pillow 7. Neither 8. Be confused probably 9. Depends on how far the titanic is from the iceberg 10. Neck down, I have a baby face and I don't want my body to hurt even more than it already does when I'm older 11. Only Cornflakes with nothing else added is very plain 12. No, only because I like a lot of music genres and can't choose a favorite 13. Nope 14. Yes 15. Don't have one, too many good ones, can't decide 16. / 17. Mitochondria 18. What? No idea 19. / 20. Nope, not subscribed 21. Who??? 22. No 23. Having freedom is the most important thing, even if people choose to destroy themselves with it, we cannot take their freedom away just cause they might destroy themselves 24. No 25. Thieves look like raccoons, not raccoons look like thieves 26. Nope 27. Frog 28. Probably not 29. No, I've never tried that 30. Did he have a 7nth wife?? 31. Sometimes it doesn't sound like me 32. I don't floss, it always gets stuck in my teeth and I hate that 33. Too lazy to do math right now 34. There was probably a Richard who was a dick 35. No 36. Cold 37. Neither, don't like either of them 38. Huh? I probably wouldn't be able to lay down comfortably or put on shirts for 3 days 39. No idea 40. Yes, yes and yes 41. Too many good ones, can't choose 42. No idea 43. / 44. 0 times 45. Aren't they called printers? 48. Be happy that I can suddenly speak 10 languages 49. Thats not true 50. No idea dude 51. No way, my sneezes can't warp reality 52. No idea, I am sad that junk food isn't healthy 53. I don't know, they should probably put their roof up 54. 5 feet 2 inches 55. I Don't consume milk 56. Big milk wants you to drink a lot of milk 57. Broccolis just cool 58. Science is weird 59. I have no idea why it's called fast-food 60. Someone probably thought they looked like sperm 61. Yesn't, I had some but never collected them. Did you read all of this? Probably not.

HOW DID HE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING AND EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO ME…. 😂😂

I love your content so much it is so good you never get to loud and you are funny and good at what you do

I’m glad that we relate on the iceberg question

Ten thousand gerbils easy

You’re voice was made for asmr no doubt

Bro looks like ASMR ksi 😂 Not meant to be a roast

Roscoe: are you comfortable right now? Me: yes Roscoe: writes 534 page novel *confused unga bunga*

You are one of the best asmrtist in my opinion, your voice its just too relaxing😴

Sperm whales get their name from their whale oil At the time, white oil from a whale was unusual And, sailors will be sailors

Googled ‘mountain Chicken’ and was genuinely surprised.

Bro you quickly became my favorite ASMR for sleep like better than any others no cap

Shoutout to you this channel is so underrated 🙏

is your voice made for asmr or something? your voice is amazing keep up the good work

omg i was not expecting the typing sounds, LOVE IT

when he said "hows your left ankle after that razor scooter" i was instantly like "is this guy my dad or something??"

the goat has dropped again letsss gooooo

Yessir

Are the gerbils smart

I love your videos so much the help me sleep when I can't ❤️

1 minute in, already falling asleep

19:40: 4,436

🐐

did u get a ps5 for christmas? me:yes shame, maybe next year me:but i…

Brooo this is so good

Dam…. Didn’t know random shower thoughts could make a good video

10,000 gerbils because theoretical probability of the gorilla hitting all the gerbils at once is a 1/27008 probability which would leave the other gerbils who weren’t hit an opening to jump onto the gorilla hence distracting then the other ones that were hit regroup themselves and go in for the final blow destroying the gorilla so 10000 gerbils takes the win and bonus for gerbils the gorilla got 3 stocked

The best person who does asmr 😌

I feel like I could win against 10,000 gerbils so surely a gorilla couls

Great video

WOAH HOLY SHIT YOU ARE UNDERRATED

I thought JJ is now making an ASMR💀💀💀

W

me who got a ps5 and then he says next year

18:25 actually, the voice in my head is Cristopher Lee's voice lol

There’s actually no way you don’t have more than 300k subs. Bro so underrated

Have a good day.

I’m going to be counting to make sure you ask 10,000 questions.

How can u put an iceberg into a microwave 🤣🤣 other than that great video keep it up

Good channel

4435.66872 is the exact square root of 19,675,157

1 gorilla fs 💯🙏

What is the purpose of these unusual questions ❓

YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL!

New favourite same channel

Rip random 10,00 gerbils

Not all have the bread for the ps5 lol.

Him:how is your left ankle all the years after it was hit with that razor scooter? Me:➖~➖ O~O !!! how...did...he...KNOW!!! (P.s. it was a very painful and 🩸'y experience, almost ended in getting stitches i think 😬)

Titanic didn't crash straight into the iceberg, but only scraped it a little, making far worse damage than taking the crash head on. Fun fact: the passengers and staff could've been saved if the captain didn't turn away from the iceberg.

(algorithm comment move on)

Is hiphop your favourite music genre? Me: no i like vocaloid and metal more Him: good choice Me: confusion Also my fav anime must be either devilman(any devilman series) or ace of diamond And im more of a skater type not a scooter so my left ankle is fine ^.^

Bro this helped me sleep thank you bro

The fact everyone else was probably giving full answers then there was me sitting saying "Yeh" "nOoO"

The aging question was so easy I's rather look old than suffer from joint pain

Even though I’ve played this video in full 3 times I haven’t finished watching it because I keep falling asleep before I finish

Here first in 2023

Don’t ask what type of juice. Simply Orange juice

"Are you comfortable" *McDonalds delivery ad plays at full volume*

Are the gerbils co-ordinated, what environment is the fight in and does either have access to support during the fight?

coyg🔴⚪️

Durag

my left ankle is still ruined and shatered from the razor scooter

Gorilla beats all the girbels

Just gonna du a black screen to my self u know.... 🥲😪😴🤤

I think the gorilla would die of exhaustion.

woah im very early

This video made me think abt the meaning of life

best asmr voice i’ve ever heard tbh

I am subscribed now yes 😎

Early gang led go liked and subscribed also roscoe same I love your content

Why was he looking so zesty in the thumbnail

the gorilla wins easy

im eating corn flakes rn