Guessing Your U.S. Hometown | ASMR 

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I bet you'll never guess that I live in *insert personal info here*

Make this a series! Guess hometowns from a variety of countries so we can all be amazed by your psychic powers.

*lives in Illinois* *doesn’t hear my county* “Welp”

Bruh we got butchered in Louisiana. Lol

Me: Wisconsin Him: WisIngTin

Him: “Where is Jerusalem? Somewhere is Europe” Me, living in Israel: not exactly, but close

Thought I was tripping out when you opened and closed your glasses about 15 times lol

was there actually a loop of him closing his glasses for 30 seconds or am i just hallucinating

Me: Skips ahead to find my state *Finds ER casually playing with a grenade*

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Would've been funnier if, after all that, you just put the glasses back on.

-welcomes “customer” “Hello, before we start, can I offer you some rubber chicken?” *Customer walks away*

Me, a german person who's never been to the US: *still has hope he'll say gelsenkirchen* I'm late but whatever

1:33 “Can I offer you something? Would you care for some rubber chicken?” Yeah can you just stroke it first? “Sure not a problem”

*lives in State mentioned* *has heard of literally none of these towns* me: I’m sorry ʷʰᵉʳᵉ?

Wrong, I live in a state of constant depression

"Guessing your US State" Me: *Laughs in British*

When you’re playing the video of your life and you have shit internet 1:17

0:07 Jacket sounds 0:23 “Hello, I hope you’re doing well” 0:46 Glasses 1:36 Rubber chicken 4:40 Alabama 5:43 Alaska 6:50 Arizona 7:56 Arkansas 8:58 California 10:17 Colorado 11:22 Connecticut 12:35 Delaware 13:40 Florida 14:56 Georgia 16:21 Table tennis balls 17:23 Hawaii 18:18 Idaho 19:21 Illinois 20:40 Indiana 21:51 Iowa 23:05 Kansas 24:38 Kentucky 25:45 Louisiana 27:29 Maine 28:41 Maryland 30:22 Pineapple grenade 31:31 Massachusetts 32:46 Michigan 33:51 Minnesota 35:07 Mississippi 36:18 Missouri 37:31 Montana 38:44 Nebraska 39:52 Nevada 41:05 New Hampshire 42:10 New Jersey 43:24 New Mexico 44:38 New York 45:57 Lightbulb 47:30 North Carolina 48:42 North Dakota 49:53 Ohio 51:05 Oklahoma 52:09 Oregon 53:24 Pennsylvania 54:44 Rhode Island 55:58 South Carolina 57:11 South Dakota 58:22 Tennessee 59:33 Texas 1:00:43 Utah 1:01:48 Vermont 1:03:04 Pestle and mortar with salt 1:04:11 Virginia 1:05:30 Washington 1:06:42 West Virginia 1:07:54 Wisconsin 1:08:52 Wyoming Did he guess your city?

Did anyone else trip out over the glasses?

"Would you care for some... rubber chicken?" "How about I offer you some... table tennis balls?" "I would like to offer you at this time... some pineapple grenade." Well that escalated gradually over the course of half an hour

I love how he basically pronounced every state incorrectly

I have watched full video. Then i realized i'm not from U.S.

If Ephemeral Rift lost control of a car, would he be Ephemeral Drift?

He should do one called “guessing how many people you’ve slept with” and its just him counting up but always having a surprised look on his face

16:05 what

He moved his glasses 40 times in case you were wondering.

This video would’ve been perfect, except there was one major screwup. We all know Wyoming doesn’t exist, Rift. Don’t pull that shit.

It’s such a surreal feeling when he gets to your state and then lists a bunch of places you’ve never heard of

I think he is pronouncing them wrong to trigger us It’s working

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Can't say I live in the states but I chose a random American hometown so I could join in. Can't miss out on the tingles.

When he guesses your town at the beginning but it's a different state.

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I thought my wifi broke 1:17

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you genuinely made me feel drugged when you closed your glasses 20 times oh btw I counted, it's 20

dude. I was just a lil high when he opened and closed his glasses like 50 times. just take a guess as to how I took that.

“Massacoosits”, That’s where I live!

We need a 'Guessing your Country ASMR', Who agrees... Also, jokes on you, i live in Australia

“Guessing your US hometown” me, a canadian: oh? *clicks*

30:14 that is by far the most normal thing I have been offered in my life

me in a soft voice: wyoming doesn't exist.

ER: would you care for some rubber chicken? Me: Would you start dragging your fingers across it? ER: Sure, not a problem

Can we appreciate that there’s a town in Arkansas called “bigot” 😂

But mister my home is the sanitarium.

video idea: guessing your address, phone number, exact geographical location, credit card number, social security number, your name, your parents name, your ancestors and heritage, your age, your daily routine, where you work/go to school, your nightly routine, your clothing, your favorite hobbies, your favorite food, birth date, favorite ice cream flavor, and favorite candy flavor [ASMR]

*TIMESTAMPS* 0:01 start 4:20 nice 1:11:35 end

ER: Guessing your USA hometown Me a Mexican: Ow now, really?!

I live in Springfield. I don't know what State though, they won't tell me. Praise Papa Rift. Stay blessed.

IDK what’s more exciting, ER saying ur city/town or the DVD screensaver hitting the corner

" I'm going to guess your us hometown" " ok" He then says every single one "Did i i say the right one" "No i don't live in any I'm from the uk"

Everyone: *Talks about their city/town* Me: "cAlAfOrN-i-A"

@23:30 I keep hearing Ken's a**

I'm late but who cares I've just realized there are no states that start with a B

Where is the God that puts all the time stamps

Me: Hey ER what band made the song that goes, "Crawling in my skiinnnn, these wounds will not heal"? ER: 42:54

USA is my town.

Lookin like Michael Scott Season 1

This man is giving me his stand up routine, I’m only half awake and losing my shit.

Now I would like him to say Oconomowoc If your from Wisconsin you know If you aren’t good luck

33:39 didn't expect to hear my own city omfg

Excuse me sir, would you care for some *Rubber Chicken*

West Virginia MOUNTAIN MAMA

ER: Pronounces every state wrong Me, being from Illinois: Oh, he’s gonna pronounce the silent s, isn’t he? ER: Says Illinwaaa like a French person Me: Welp, there’s that

Btw, you should do The Giver as an asmr idea

30:16 causally offers you a pineapple grenade

*Fast forwards to see state* *Sees grenade* Well that escalated quickly.

My dad grew up in sterling Illinois and I frequently visit, if you ever go, try angelos 2 the restaurants garlic bread is impeccable.

New Trigger of mine I discovered. Mispronounced States

That glasses loop tho 💀😂

Sometimes it do be like that Mary Land

You said Jefferson County, Illinois, but I live in Jefferson County, Alabama. I guess I'll give it to you

Glasses, the most unexpected but great trigger ever found.

Why he gotta pronounce Michigan as mi-CH -again. As a Michigander I’m offended

With the state I live in, I have never heard of any of those.

I can't really explain why, but when you mispronounced words, like connecticut it was super tingly. Might be an untapped gold mine there...

I’m in Alabama and never even heard of those cities😂

Me : switching through the time stamp to find my town Er: starts playing with a grenade

England is my city

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ive lived in connecticut all my life and ive never heard of any of the towns you said besides westchester and niantic lol

The Substitute Teacher seeing who’s all here 8:58

0:44 well I’ll have to leave then😂

Haha, jokes on you, I don't have a home.

*florida comes up* oh no *doesnt mention Fort Myers/Lee County* phew

joke's on you, I don't live in the US I live on a small cave on the surface of mars and good luck guessing my address

he guessed pretty close to my town!

Please make a whole video on the grenade

31:32 It took me so long to figure out what state he was talking about until I realized it was my state and I should’ve figured it out sooner 😂😂

Califor-naeh ? Edit : Ok he's just trolling. Love you ER

The whole point of the vid is that he doesn't say any popular towns, only small towns, it's a satire

“Equality, Alabama” How an ironic name

55:14 "Everyone knows Jerusalem is in... Where's Jerusalem? I don't know." I guess not "everyone" knows where Jerusalem is XD

You should do countries next

Joke’s on you I live in Narnia!

“Guessing your US hometown” Me: **laughs in Deutschland**

This is how youtubers get that 10 minutes guys 0:50

Holy cow the way you butchered Connecticut