In this video I will tell you and share my experience of how I dated girls when I was a teenager. The video is intended to be entertaining and is not trying to offend anyone. The author is very bad at humor and post-irony
Well, what the hell is in the title of the video, normal people will ask. But I am shocked as well. apparently the majority of my viewers are straight. so i have to put on a vendetta mask and pass myself off as an adequate person. in this video i will tell you how i hooked up with chicks as a teenager. i will explain why girls who are 16 like guys over 20. at the same time i will tell you about relationships. During my high school days, there were no Tinder and Badoo. I had to do everything on hardcore: through friends or through Facebook. i mean, you know that feeling of being Kanye West on the internet, killing everyone with your eloquence, but in real life, oh oh oh. the ability to talk is a useful skill. Even if you are scarier than a nuclear war, your charisma, humor and rhetoric can help you find not only a girlfriend, but also your place in life. your appearance can be improved or changed, as a last resort you can buy it. but social skills can hardly be bought. unfortunately they need to be learned. My relationships with girls in my teen years were always on the back burner. I spent more time focusing on my hobbies and friends. As for the girls, I only really hung out with them if I randomly found them.
By coincidence, after moving to a new city, I studied at school for two years, where I was the only guy in the class. so I cannot say that meetings were rare. by the way, I regularly chatted with girls from other cities over skype. they were for me, you know, like training tatami, on which I poured out compliments, jokes, sometimes dick pics. In fact, such meetings and calls gave me some kind of understanding of women. I did this because for me the main problem with girls in my youth was the fear of not being liked. as a result, because you are afraid to do shit, you begin to behave insecurely, become obsessed. and in the end you form a corrupted opinion about yourself. To counteract that, I tried double dates. The girl came with her female friend and I came with my dickhead friend, who, by the way, had no idea how to behave with girls. He liked them, of course, but he had to hide his insecurities behind thick trolling and trivial insults.
Of course it scared the girls but I felt more comfortable, because when I was quiet, he could say some random shit and it distracted the girls from my insecurity. And yes, in contrast to my friend, to be honest I looked better. At least I thought I was. It was funny because I had another friend and it made more sense to call him. But he was a complete introvert and no communication would have been possible. Which I did not like. As I got older, I realized that teenage relationships are a total crap. Because there are so many random factors. Due to the booming hormones teenagers usually have animal instincts rather than the selection criteria that have been formed over the years. For guys, the more beautiful the chick, the cooler. And for girls, the cooler the guy, the cooler he seems to be. For this reason, my peers often hooked up with guys in their 20s. I remember being pissed off and equating this kind of behavior with treason. Oh, bitch. But when I grew up, I understood why they preferred those guys over us. We had no money, no fucked-up car, and our jokes were one hundred percent vulgar gags and dirty language. Oh, bitch. But when I grew up, I understood why they preferred those guys over us. We had no money, no fucked-up car, and our jokes were one hundred percent vulgar gags and dirty language. No matter how tough I thought I was, I was 5'11" tall and had a baby face. And the only entertainment I could offer was a walk in the park, and even then it was a short walk, or my mom would break me and send me home. Meanwhile, the older guys could buy beer and invite girls to their place, and they had a lot more fun in their company. In addition, some girls especially enjoy feeling like a vulnerable girl, protected by an experienced adult man and not a pubertal miscarriage with a moustache.
And as a bonus, she can flex in front of her female friends. Like, look, I'm too mature and grown up for these schoolboys. I'm interested in real men. For fun, when I was in high school I had a crush on a girl who was just the kind of person who likes older guys. And in the seventh grade she was already eagerly bragging about how she tried all sorts of unhealthy things, and how they use protection during sex. And the other girl managed to spill all the details of their intimate life, what sex toys they used, and how to please a guy. Well, the information is certainly fucking useful, I will use it every day, thank you. Speaking of school relationships, I invite you to explore another of my schizophrenic theories...
30 сен 2024
