Gundam 0079: The War For Earth - Just Bad Games 

Very interesting. :^

Man I love 7oop the best drink next to e&a boot spear to bad you gotta pay to drink after opening it and buying it

oppa gundam style

7 oop

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yep.

He just realize how fucking stupid this is.

Not just dumb, but if the MC is supposed to be Amuro then he also realized he's committing a war crime by enlisting a child soldier.

@@DarkButz Its the future, maybe the Geneva Conventions doesn't even exist anymore :b

@@marceloaranibar8802 Eh, probably. After Operation British morality most likely was thrown out the window faster than an idea of a Crossbone Gundam anime.

also how does the gundam explode by not joining

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 they have a "join or die" policy

@@justataco1776 ya but that doesnt mean the gundam needs to explode just shoot the pilot

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 It's a two for one deal

@@justataco1776 okay kill one guy kill something else free

Not just destroyed, destroyed with lethal damage!

it can be killed in one punch in this game

I wish

I would not be surprised if it was destroyed by a small pebble

To be fair Gundams aren't Invincible in UC but I'm pretty sure They can take more than a few popshots from a Standard Zaku machine gun than this

FACT.

and you didn't even get to bring up anything on minovsky particles.

Star Track? ..... Revoked. Nerd. Card.

You guys nailed it in the end

At least you were able to point out not to watch SEED Destiny.

I imagine the crew just shot the pilot on the spot for not accepting the rank badge

I like to imagine that there's a version of Thanos in the Gundam universe, that just snapped his fingers and blipped him out of existence.

@@boykingkilla Ah one of those 4 million times the Avengers lost.

@@GooseAtron5000 but how does the gundam explode

Actually I paused and here's the text displayed if you fail to grab the medal in time (still sounds stupid by the way). "Without the strength of Mobile Suit Gundam, the Federation will eventually lose the war for Earth." So I'd imagine that either the captain says something along the lines of "That's a shame, we really could have used the help of someone as capable as you." (insert any Gundam defeated scene from this game here) or "If you're not with us, then obviously you're against us!" and of course shot the player on sight for not accepting immediately upon being offered the job within about 2 seconds. Either way "IT'S JUST BAD!"

Extremely accurate.

i like bully's cool guy squard

Those Mean Guys Down the Space Street

Shame Boy Tough Gang

All glory to The Porcelain Kingdom!

THE GIHREN YOUTH.

I will pay any amount of Mars children to buy that mask

I'm here to laugh at you.

Shar

Yeah, but he was also a space psychic.

Also the Gundam survived those first Zaku shots while it was just getting up from its fking bed, not being paper thin that construction Balls are better than the “advanced" suit in this game

At least it wasn't another Gary Stu protagonist who instantly knows what to do and turns out to be better at it than everyone else.

His dad also designed the Gundam and he had read the blueprints at home beforehand.

@@Dynaman21 He wasn't one at the beginning.

They kicked him out of the studio before he ever had the chance lol

the best way i explain this to people is it's Sunny and Cher not Sunny and Chair

Okay, damn lol. I was like, "Have I just been saying it wrong all these years?"

It’s not great.

What makes it kinda weird than being bad, that this was made before it was popular in The West staring with Wing, and being made on the same company that created The Journeymen Project just overall...questionable...

Just saying the duchie of jeanne drives me insane..

you have no idea the rage the fan base has towards this game

@@frogfinance4605 well I can imagine it😅

So the main point of the game is we need to be patient or we might find ourselves smack dab in the middle of a mech war? LOL.

Oh hey Gohan!

@@Trunkilo Wait. I thought you were in the middle of fighting Broly with Vegeta.

@@songohan3321 No I wasn't

@@TheModelGamer I don't want to be caught up in the middle of a mech war... unless I'm an experienced mech pilot first, that is... which I'm not...yet.

i laughed way too hard at this lol

_The Gundam then suddenly gets destroyed off screen, robot head on floor, Game Over_

Can anybody say fail horn!

LOL

@@KawaiiKing64 How!?

GUNDAAAAAAAAAM!!!

How did it even get that close? Let alone the Zaku before it? Wouldn't there be some sort of alert?

@@adamdenardis5438 Well, there is a reason. And that reason is: *GunDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

Rerez: HAS A GIGANTIC NERVOUS BREAKDOWN

Japan knows about this game?

@@universalperson Japan has weird dweebs into weird foreign entertainment too.

@@universalperson AFAIK the game is actually released in Japan for PS1, even featuring JP dub from the actual VAs of the anime, with the original video including American actors strangely enough.

I love that it’s called a Newtype game They’re probably the only people who could actually play this game without dying a billion times

@@ZX3000GT1 AFAIK??

If Michael Bay ever gets around that Evangelion movie like he said one time (iirc), I'mma expect it to be exactly like this, lmao

The new Cowboy Bebop Netflix show comes to mind.

Well, Gundam characters are from a wide variety of nationalities so it's one of the few anime instances where American actors would fit lol. Not that THESE recasts are the right fit anyway though lol

I mean a lot of anime series especially sci-fi features European inspired characters as opposed to Japanese. Spike Spiegel is not Japanese, now as far as the characters in Gundam 0079 most of them have Japanese names so it would be appropriate to use Japanese American actors.

@@theghostofyourwastedmoney9007 Oh geezus it's the money I wasted buying Naruto Clash of Ninja Revolution for the Wii come back to haunt me! That was a decade or so ago why must you still torment me?!

I mean if just some random nobody came into the hangar im 100% sure that would be what happens anyway

oh, there's a scene in "Robotech" where a STUNT plane pilot wound up in a mech he had no idea how to fly...quite silly.

@@ericb3157 is there any reason as to why you capitalised "stunt"?

@@theonlybilge to emphasise that he knew nothing about COMBAT. he had never even fired a gun before.

@@ericb3157 Well....that was why he fired like a moron and ran out of ammo before he could kill the last guy

Ayy

Nope... Dead!

79 YEARS...

Don Arturo? Wow, I wasn't expecting to find you in here of all places.

*_...GUNDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!_* [cue rage and manic incomprehensible gibberish]

Especially as Amuro became a far more skilled pilot. Very Goku and Vegeta like as the war went on.

Just went to read wiki about the Gundam Amuro uses. The shield part still poggles me. If its more resilient than the Gundam.... why not make Gundam from same material as the shield? In wiki there was no mention about the materials being so rare that they don't have enough to make full sized mechas from it.

@@samamies88 just like in the real world metals have different properties to it It might've beem heavier, more brittle or get bent more easely than gundariuk

It was the only one of it's kind at the time and designed to combat the Zakus. Amuro thankfully had the instructions inside the mobile suit. 😂 Even stumbling across it was pure luck.

@@samamies88 Maybe it's because the shield's material doesn't let heat transfer while the Gundam's armor let's heat escape? If they made a mech out of the shield it might overheat and break down or something? I don't know, I'm just spitballing ideas.

*Here comes char plays intensifies.....Via a Kazoo*

was about to comment on that

But the fact that they mispell Char's name as Shar in 20:14 probably means that they were just lucky HAHAHA

@@radicard5193 I saw that lol. I imagine they just heard how his name is said in the anime, and I guess that's easier to figure out than "Zeon"

I pronounce it "asshole".

I believe this game uses the same translations for names that the novels did when they got brought over.

also, “Did someone just take a shot at me?”

​@@loganharris7801On his standard aptitude test scores, the Reaction Time box just says "yes."

Is this the origin of The Crimson Chin?

@@autobotstarscream765 Uh, yes.

@@jakepierson6208 Who knew Butch Hartman was an old-school Gundam fan? 😂

@@autobotstarscream765 Lol.

Lmao that's hilarious

makes it feel like you are either playing a gm or a ball

The Gundam is considerably less resilient in the original novelization (first released as three novellas) known as *Awakening, Escalation, and Confrontation* . Not only is it vulnerable to most standard projectiles (the same ones it shrugs off in the anime), it gets destroyed by a twitchy Dom pilot during the battle of A Bao A Qu (which the Feds lose in this timeline) just before Char wins Amuro over to his cause. And if that's not weird enough, the White Base later teams up with Char to stage a coup against the Zabis.

​@@AtheistPirate that sounds wild

It's been years since I've watched MSG, but doesn't Amuro spend the first few fights getting smacked around while he's fumbling for the controls? Anime RX-78 shrugged off like 10 game overs worth of damage for game RX-78 in the first few episodes.

it reminds me of the skeloton with a gun fom jontron

They both just come in out of nowhere to try to kill you.

@@cocheeseknox7440 both going crazy with there guns

That's no zaku boy! No zaku !

@@Mazgid pool 0 Op 0p0f GQ lg0

14:18 Yes🤣🤣 I laughed so hard at that part

He finally lost it

Riddle moment

@@cream3281 Ah, yes, Shane is in actuality, The Riddler/Edward Nigma. Makes sense. Now, he just needs to start unnecessarily start quizzing people while wearing a green jumpsuit covered in question marks.

Sounds like a Cyber-Newtype.

The Federation just decided to put an even snarkier HAL 9000 in the defense system core, for some reason. I guess snarky AIs have more processing power?

I can see a haro from the anime being like that ngl. (Haro is that round green robot Amuro modified in the first gundam and they also show up throughout the franchise) In Gundam 00, we had an angry purple haro, why not a snarky one making Mystery Science Theater 3000 style commentary? XD

'Alert, though if the sirens and the burning buildings weren't enough of an indicator to you incompetent apes I have no hope for the Federation.'

A Gundam series where the main character is accompanied by an AI and has to constantly curb its snippy attitude and growing bloodlust would be pretty fun. Like a mix of the Zero System from Wing and Durandal from Marathon.

to who are you replying to?

Yeah, i remember reading that in the novelization of Gundam 0079 released in america Zakus were actually called "Zacks" .

I thought that zacks was just slang in the gundam universe to refer disparagingly to the zakus

@@Yuki_Seraphim federation soldiers call them "cyclops" if i recall correctly.

You must fear the force of a jean

Hey, Zero.

@@rockmanxremix3483 WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?!!!!

@@magentapurpleyap5566 Fill your dark soul with LIGHT!(echo)...

But why is she an anthropomorphic blue frying pan?

We are talking the 90s when licencing was dirt cheap. Before Toonami there was just no demand for it in the USA where the Christian Broadcasting Network got the rights to Onward Leo (Kimba) for pennies on the dollar just to fill air then you had Robotech that was made from three different Anime. Oh and Mobile Suit Gundam for the Sega Saturn that came out in 1995 just ripped clips from the show.

@@Psy500 1. that Sega Saturn game was only released in Japan, thus getting legal permission to get the rights would be easy. This game being covered here was made in the west, making it much more complicated for the rights. 2. International right are a much more complicated thing that that. Even if they were adapting a Japanese game with animated cutscenes created specifically for it, they might not be able to use them in the western release. Again, see what happened to Tatsunoko vs. Capcom. The Japanese version had animated cutscenes made by Tatsunoko for endings, but the western version of the game had them replaces with stills done by Udon Comics. 3. It honestly might have been cheaper to make these FMV sequences because licensing can be that complicated and pricey. Hell, part of the reason the AB Group created a separate Canadian dub of Dragonball Z was because it would be cheaper to make their own dub with the Canadian VAs that simply licensing the dub made by Funimation.

Intresting

According to their website, which you can read, they actually paid to licence anime footage in the US and EU before deciding against using it because they Eastern rights were expensive and it meant they wouldn't be able to release there if the western launch went well (also where most Pippin users were, probably why they targeted the pippin). The anime footage was cheap enough for them to get the license to use it and then not do so and it not be a major affect on their budget. But the price of it in Japan did force their hand, so I guess you're unintentionally half right.

With a French dialect CH can sound like a SH.

I like to say as Cher like the actor

@@bread64 the actor?

@@bread64 you mean singer?

"Captain Quattro, he is a SHAR..."

IKR! And even worse the fact that the Guntank survived more shots than the Gundam was also ridiculous lol

What happened to the quote "Weapons are useless against it!" Introducing the Budget cut Gundan

That's is one of the more ridiculous points of that intro. Literally any of the other weapons used by the Zaku II would have a better chance of destroying the Gundam that fast. The Zaku machine gun is one of the most ineffective weapons in the entire franchise, alongside the all of the original weapons used by the Genoace.

@@magnatcleo2043 can we really call the Heat Stick the Genoace had a Weapon, heck, the Heat Shovel of the Worker type Mobile Suit Desperado is ten times more effective than the Genoace's Heat Stick (and it's even more stupid when you see that both are technically the Same MS, the Desperado's frame being the basis for the Genoace's Frame)

@@DarkAnon100 It's more like a mech-sized curling iron than a weapon. Even the pitiful reach of the heat hawk is still way better than the heat stick, but I'd still go for the gouf's heat sword over either of those.

Either that or they chose to translate it so everyone in Japan could believe that we f*baa*ed up their franchise so horribly and appreciate the original anime that much more.

except those are actually fun

Did someone say WOMBAT!?

Look up Hello: Combat Has Changed

and Cursed Halo

Hello: Reach Starring bears.

Think we can also have a mod with lines being from Master Chef/Hell's Kitchen?

It is more like the Island episode

reminds me of a "Sonic the Hedgehog" comic book where Princess Sally got a similar challenge... she CHEATED by using her KNEE to KNOCK the item out of the person's hand!

Hey Gundam pilot, wanna pilot a zombie gundam?

@@ChimeraMK Lol Death Army

@@mercenarygundam1487 Thing is with the Death Army, if the backstory is to be believed, it's less "Do you want to pilot a Zombie Gundam" and more "Shut up meat slave, you belong to the DG now"

Is it really THAT bad? I mean; I remember them showing a Gundam anime on Toonami, and thinking it was very boring; when I was 11, and waiting for DBZ to come on because that was a great series; and MSG here looked boring as hell to me; and I'd try my best to do abridged voices for the characters, because I felt bored. I mean; the giant robots shooting and attacking each other looked cool, but whatever that Gundam anime was on Toonami?..It's Just Bad...so bad; that I swear I can't even remember the name of the series; just how boring that one was to me. I don't hate the Gundam series of course, the very idea of piloting giant robots is cool to me. But I just can't seem to get into the series. But I do love this video and this series with these guys though.

@@shawnfields2369 There were a number of Gundam shows on Toonami. First was Wing, then the original, I think G Gundam was after that. Also SD and Seed were aired over here at some point. I liked Wing and G Gundam, the others (the Universal Century ones, oddly enough that's most of em lol) didn't grab me as much back then. I should look into em more though.

@@shawnfields2369 I actually think that seed destiny Is a good show. But the thing Is that it had rushed production and because of that some parts of it are Hard to understand and can seem sudden (and it Also happens that Neo roanoke Is a character that feels very unfinished). But overall I would say it's very good.

I try to forget about that movie. I watched 3 minutes, and trashed it.

@@samusx2175 Only three minutes !? You missed all the good parts ! You didn't even give it a chance !

Eh, it's a little better than that. At least the Mobile Suits look accurate enough, even if they're terribly animated and technically inaccurate. Noah Bright also looks about what I would expect him to look like in live action, although his acting could be better.

What makes it kinda weird than being bad, that this was made before it was popular in The West starting with Wing, and being made on the same company that created The Journeymen Project just overall...questionable...

@@samusx2175 Dare I mentioned Zac Snyder was almost the director of DBE...!?

I especially like that shot of Char's Zaku II in the White Base Hangar. That shot looks like something that would go the box for one of the 90s model kits.

And Carrotana.

@Zero Bullet's i dont understand how anyone can be disappointed with her. She did her best!

With Batman humming the Halo theme in the background.

Well, he wasn't wrong, in a way. The original romanization in the 80's *WAS* "Zion". It wasn't meant to be racist, it was just meant to have vague religious connotations (kind of like how the captain of the ship carrying the future of humanity is named "Noah"). Western religious issues weren't/aren't topical in Japan or hot button issues. Instead it's more like how western writers use names from ancient Greek or Norse mythology.

Though depending on where you grow up with, it either the original and / or wing

Even Apple forgot about the Pippin's existence. Or denies heavily out of shame

It also seems like everybody has forgotten about the PS3 release *Gundam Crossfire* and that's a very good thing.

@@drakkenmensch or Encounters in Space

We dodged two beam rifle shots there before Gundam Wing aired on Toonami. 😁👍🏾

Zak and Jion are actually how the Japanese pronounce Zaku and Zeon but Tomino and the official romanizations have made it clear that that's just due to Japanese pronunciation rules and they're intended to be Zaku and Zeon.

@@SOMEGUY7893 yeah but Char is still using French pronunciation is most dubs, being named after singer.

I wanna pilot a Zak!

@@eins2001 dude , piloting Zak - one way ticket to hell )

@@iconiazeta ya there mini guns suck

Long live the Duchy of Jeanne! *flush*

That is crazy 😅 so he’s one punch man

To be fair, I also die if I get punched in the face. It’s kind of annoying.

How does punching the gundam in the face destroy it? isn't the cockpit in the chest area?

@@ElHarmonyV yes in literally 90% of mobile suits the cockpit is in the chest and the head is the main camera with the only exception that I can think of right now being the Sazabi which has it's cockpit in the head but its a bigger than average MS. so to answer your question, no punching the head would not and should not cause a gundam to blow up. a leo maybe, but not a gundam.

@@ShiroZerotheDragoon The Zeong, Guntank, Psycho Gundam, and Psycho Gundam Mark II also have head-mounted cockpits. Outside the Universal Century Series, theres all of the Vagan mobile suits from Gundam AGE.

“GUNDAAAAAAAM” -Shane 2021

That would be awesome, plus if we could buy a Master Chef plushie, that would be the best

The new energy swirc

Along with Samus and the Doomslayer.

next Just Bad Games: Cooking Mama Cookstar

@@KawaiiKing64 Featuring Gordon Ramsay.

So Americans

Oof

He didn't die but he had severe brain damage

He doesn’t die in this game tho: they changed it.

The Klo as in... Klonoa? 🥺

@@nobodyinparticular9640 wahoo, buddy! *"...and bring in the tears."*

If it's Klonoa, at least that game's awesome

@@ZX3000GT1 yup!

@@oh_no_no_no oh yes, I love Klonoa, and hate how Namco has banished him in the realm of the occasional cameo xd

Me too my friend

Gundam or the just bad series?

@@SpoogieDerpington probably the bad series. Its been quite a while since we got a new episode.

@@HinokasArabfan1 true but i dont miss it cause i rewatch them all the time. Never gets old

Me too wished it was the sonic game though that they mentioned in the community post

*It would be even worse because of how laggy the console was.*

Don't worry. We still have Gundam vs Zeta Gundam, Zeonic Front, and Battle Operations. Edit: And Encounters in Space, the fighting games, Federation vs Zeon, Dynasty Warriors Gundam, Neverending Tomorrow, (lists games endlessly)....

Well in the films recapping the series he "Fell down the stairs" but his actual fate is left pretty ambiguous. His lack of an appearance in Zeta and Double Zeta, and really anything else UC really help to lean into the idea that he's gone even if it's never been officially confirmed. But you are correct that the series itself doesn't cover any of that. He DOES however have massive brain damage from oxygen depravation in the TV series. Which would not be fun for him. But that's on me for not noticing that since I was the most Gundam knowledgeable person in the writers room for this video XD

If I were to get into Gundam, where do I even start with a franchise that's been going on this long?

@@EpicB The original series. It's free on Crunchyroll.

@@nrein89 So just watch all the series in release order?

then the gundam explodes trying to kick shane into the pit

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 Which pushes Shane over the edge. Or the explosion is so weak it gives Shane only a new haircut.

Is it Gundam? Really? I don’t think it’s Gundam.

I actually got a cool umbreon hoodie from wish

That's a pain.

It's also worth noting that G-Saviour also made a cameo in Build Fighter...

Shar is how you pronounce Char

I've never seen such good justification for a child to throw a fit.

yeah, same thing with ''jeanne'' and Zeon. in japanese, some words that starts with Z are pronounced like J if they have yu after (ex: Zyuranger is pronounced Juuranger) the translators probably thought that every word starting with Z were pronounced like a J hence ''Jeanne' instead of Zeon

Screw the Hello Kitty, I'm more interested in that SD Zaku. At least I THINK that's a Zaku

@@Ashurman666 It's a Gelgoog.

@@linkweather9061 God damn it I always get those too confused cause of the mono eye

@@Ashurman666 Most if not all Zeon suits have just the cycloptic eye as their main camera. And it doesn't help a lot of their main suits do sport similar designs.

@@Jdogg1022 Yeah exactly. I guess what makes the Zaku stand out a bit more is that shield on it's right shoulder

I thought G-Saviour was universally hated

@@koweedate yes most fans try to forget that the movie existed. Even sunrise themselves to an extent as they never refenced anything from G-saviour until build fighters back in 2013.

40 years?

@@koweedate Never heard of it, but it is another in a line of poor executions for this brand. Thankfully, they are small blemishes on the armor of this titan of a franchise

@@extragoogleaccount6061 Oh oops. That's screw up on my part

So in America the u was silent and in Japan they pronounced it. Huh...with Dragon Ball Super its the other way around. (Zamasu)

​@@CGB_CrashSo, with Super it's just pronounced "Zamas", and not "Zamasu", then?

Yes it is true that words cannot end in japanese by a consonant (exept for ん), but this doesn’t prove anything at all. MS like DOM (ドム) and the Gogg (ゴッグ) are dropping the u sound at the end and that’s why you don’t say domu nor goggu in english for instance. In the Zaku’s case, the u is still present (and it was written as such since the 80’) so you pronounce the u sound and no, Zak isn’t the correct way to say it It’s just a typical case of "no one involved in this game bothered to check"

It’s actually worse.

Thanks for predicting the future Weirdo :)

If I’m not wrong, this game came out long before Netflix was launched.

Netflix doesn't exist in the '90s. So, Blockbuster adaptation then.

@@mintstar3703 That's not the point.

Yeah whenever I hear someone talk about a huge famous anime franchise like that I get really discouraged since I have ADHD and I already get overwhelmed with the fandoms I'm already in

I still wonder if Elpeo Puru is official, or simply just...Ple.

Well when you word it like that it sounds RIDICULOUS

how does not picking up the medal destroy the gundam

@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 POTATOES!🤷‍♀️

@@gracekim25 ah yes potatoes wait what potatos?

@Sypha Flowen okay thank you but im still waiting on a anser about the potatos that gracekim22 said

I think it's the comedic aspect of it, and the fact it is quite literally easily imitated.

Why don't you change your own mind, I'm not your mother

@@karlieakaike3311 It's supposed to be a challenge, for discussion.

@@Chaos89P i found the shoulder pat falling off giving me a good laugh