Guy Offers Hand to a Giant Octopus - You Won’t Believe How He Reacts | The Dodo Wild Hearts 

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Bruh why would he have a wallet down in the water with him lol

@@jojoyang3226 can't trust the boat's crew.

Mister Smith totally tru

@@jojoyang3226 " in case he runs into a sea turtle that can break a fifty " - Jerry Seinfeld

Small tentacles Without suckers

@@jeremycbarnhart2305 yes he did, the guy took his glove off?? So the octopus felt the flesh?

japanese octopus: yubi yubi

🎶I have a sucker, I have a finger, ugh! Suck chip dust off my finger🎶

@@CariagaXIII nani? is that what octopi say in japanese?

I love your name!

Yeah,for a reason.

I've got a special leg.

the gentacle

“For attracting females. It’s very long.”

Each of their arms has a separate nerve cluster for only dealing with that arm, and communicates to the other arms and the brain. They don't have individual "brains" for each arm, not as such as we would call it a brain, but they are somewhat independent in that those nerve clusters control just that arm. Fascinating creatures, if we go extinct, I think either dolphins or octopi will be the next sapient creature, if they're not already.

You helped me have an epiphany about my own self

Could also be said as love at first sight 😂😂

Heres my number so call me maybe?

"Can we do Bromance and stuff"

@@Just_Alex_meowrawr ah yes, the lead to tentacle hentai

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The other Biden could never

@@Mdautkreix neither candidates could never

@@Mdautkreix 🤣🤣🤣

Ze Hermanator when you’re famous they just let you get away with it apparently 😖

Uh you sure? The first thing the octupus did when he saw the human was try to impregnate him😂

I was totally jelly of this diver! 🥰

​@@ismith275 that's so wholesome. 🙄

I’ll let the octopus know

Thanks for this rundown. The video insinuated he trusted this particular octopus after observing, that made me question if Octopus Encounters arnt always safe. Good to know if I ever go Diving! 🤿🐙

Very strange to think about

@@philosphorus yeah it really is

Yeah that's why I love watching videos related to nature. This world is so vast and amazing and I never realize it when things get rough.

Ughh, beautiful statement, and so true.

Humanities downfall right here

Only interested in food and sex? Hmm, seems we have much in common.

Profile pic checks out

I’m starting to think I’m an octopus

Forever alone! 【ツ】

Me too broski

"she was ever so gentle with my suckers"

700th like.

They are dumb beings .

@@dranzerjetli5126 uhh no, they're one if the most intelligent animals here.

@@dranzerjetli5126 they are actually very smart :) and don't hate on hem they are unique

Totally agree ❤❤❤

Maybe if they were any longer they'd take over the world. Or maybe they'd just all become very sad, because they'd figure out how sad the world is. It's kind of painful to be intelligent and live a long time. So maybe they'll be okay.

Does the intelligence define the life expectancy?

@@avramidis3d unfortunately not

@@avramidis3d Perhaps it's more like the inverse. Life expectancy enforces ceilings to intelligence.

They aren't that tasty anyway. Salmon and tuna are much better.

I've never wanted to eat them. when I was about 4 I saw a little Greek kid a little younger than me smashing an octopus onto rocks and was totally outraged especially when I found out that that's the way people kill them to eat. at that age I was horrified at the idea of eating such a strange little creature that looked so harmless and that idea never changed. they're too special to eat

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I identify with this. I have Japanese ancestry, so eating octupi was part of my culture. But then I started keeping kosher (just a lot of Bible reading brought me to it). One of the really lovely side effects of this diet was I started to get to feel a lot better about intelligent creatures like this, with no more guilt. MANY of the creatures forbidden in the kosher rules--the original ones in the Torah, not the Talmud--are intelligent. Whales, pigs, octupi--we as humans kind of arbitrarily decide who we think will be intelligent (hence why octupi are tortured alive, but that's not generally considered okay for other animals). But maybe only God actually knows what animal will suffer most, or who's most intelligent. Anyway, whatever the actual reason for the no-octupi rule, I'm really grateful that I don't have to feel like I HAVE to eat them anymore to stand up for my culture. I can have my ancestry and still keep octupi alive.

These animals should not be eaten, they are far too intelligent. Eat squid instead.

BRITISH MAN COLONIZE that is called hentai

Sucker bait

"These humans really like playing with our suckers for some reason."

Ayano Kawane Gucci where is your pfp from?

Hahahaaaaaa 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻

Achievement unlocked: you can now play as a human in turf war.

Heart of sea will be available after the achievement unlocked

😂😂😂😂 golden

Achievement Unlocked! Sir Suction is now a playable character.

YES!!! LOLOL

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RISE MY FELLOW SEA ANIMALS, LET'S INVADE LAND

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n and that, is how splatoon came to be-

Ya got me. Lmao

Hilarious...thanx for the laughter 🤣

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To be fair the octopus did the same thing

We're not animals?

@@dianedevery3711 we pet humans as well we are animals

@@dianedevery3711 I’m pretty sure we pet humans

Come to think about it, they do look like aliens especially with the shape of their head/stomach sack thing.

@@DoIgopyat Not even just the visuals. Their version of intelligence is rather alien, compared to vertebrates like us.

...................and who needs to search for Bigfoot too?

I'm crying lmao

Hahaha that’s great

Thug life in ALL life

Hahahaha

Hahahahahahaha

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Not outer space, outer sea

G4M3R I7 r/woosh

xD

And he only had 5 tentacles! FIVE

Same!!

Yeah, I used to be afraid of octopi as a kid, but I got less scared of them when I found out how delicious they are

@@mechadoggyDamn 😂

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OK, that's pretty funny😉

Hes gotta punch fish

Clearly a female octopus is on his to do list.

Rob a bank n fight spiderman...?! :v

Damn that's funny

Lmao good one

Nailed it!

Hahaha you hold the number 1 comment

😂😂😂 "Seagrass"...i can't 😂😂😂

I got five °~°

@@Lavendeer201 Ah yes, the "special tentacle"

@@Lavendeer201 lol bet you use that to find females 2 😂😂

he got five you know... 🤣

Step into my orrafice.

octopussies*

Octopi

Like a weird alien that can do interesting things with suction

Is that a hentai joke?

Octapodes

Beautiful

That is how what should be?

@@deamonomic so when it is mutual respect, you question it. But that's ok, maybe you have no idea what mutual respect is and mutual respect is how it should be.

@@RainWalking like the mutual respect he had for the crab as he crushed and ate it? Get over yourself. The universe inst nearly that nice. Sure it's cool to see it but to say that's how it should be is to be completely and utterly ignorant of the way life actually works.

@@deamonomic Did you read what I said, or making things up that I never did. The man and the octopus and a mutual interest and both were gentle with each other. None harmed each other and both respected each other. So how about you get over yourself and stop making things up that I never said. Did you watch the video? Did the man harm the animal. No he was gentle. The man showed respect to the animal. The animal did the same. What you said, does not even relate to my comment. Also I have no idea what you say when you say mural respect. Seeing mural is any piece of artwork painted or applied directly on a wall, ceiling or other permanent surfaces. but lets go by your comment. Look how many lives you take per year yourself to eat because of greed. How about you read what someone says before you open your mouth.

Not everyone has the luck of being blessed by Cthulu

@@machicommentsection a pure 0.0005% of them

got me in the first half ngl

Why Chtulu omg 🤣🤣🤣

I got an octopus: I bring him on my shoulder every single second...

sorry you didn’t get a reply for 8 months bud, heres ur reply

@@personifysyoutube589 yes

its so funny how smart they are-

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@@ouncerton: Yep. I am glad octopi realize this and treat us kindly.

whose phrase is this?

The octopus.

Never forget it assumed my gender.

@@joshuaoconnor8505 lmao

@@brokentombot shady speaking: *ohh nooo* 😨😨😨😨

Sums up r34

@@vxtyazaliazy9573 da fuc

Makes me think of Merlin... "Okay Fire"

Exactly the same thing the guys in prometheus thought while approaching the snake like thing

I'm mean going by how we portray aliens in media that's probably what will happen the first time we meet another sentient species.

It is very long 🤣

OMG I didnt realize what he meant until I read this comment 😂😂

That's like a man using his d!ck to investigate an alien 🤣🤭

@@mrbouwz100 it's all about the girth!!!

"It was very long"

Like eating them live 😥😭🤢🤮

Nah if it would be cartoonish, I would be gone too, but this is fine.

WAIT-

Ten seconds after the camera went off, he unzipped his fly and offered up his own "special arm" to the octopus, in hopes that it would investigate with its suckers.

@@Mr.Ekshin ayo chill Wattpad 😭😭🖐🖐 (@ me when it’s done 😳)

I probably would of wet my wet suit. LOL

😂😂😂 "we need to get you a female"

@@joshuaoconnor8505 If the octopuses talk...

But I used my special arm!!

Lmao!!! 😂😂

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I KNOW RIGHT🙀

think he was just a bit cautious after he pulled back as he realised the guy was strong

@@snkhuong Possibly, but they are very smart. I remember reading a story one time about this guys pet octopus who loved this green scooping net. He left the octopus in his friends care for the weekend and his friend forgot to lock the lid. Octopus got out in the middle of the night to get the net and then died holding the net because he couldn't make it back into the water.

@@TheSmokeinya that doesn't sound very smart to me

@@TheSmokeinya 😢

Everything East Wind said is true!

To be fair, you wouldn't waste time on something that's not a priority to you and octopi don't have the luxuries we do. lol.

Ismael Reyna Your reply makes no sense

? Not sure what part you didn't understand.

@Abraham Johnathan No they are known for not interacting much with other members of their species. The only exceptions is when they form Octo cities, which only happen because they find something interesting they all want to nest around and thus are forced to interact with one another, or they are the small ringed pacific Octopus and naturally live in groups.

I'm beginning to struggle with this too. I absolutely love the taste of octopus when it's actually good, which can be hard to come by, but I also know they are truly intelligent and fascinating creatures. It is becoming increasingly hard to justify eating them, despite how delicious they are! 🤣

@@edmundkempin3653 Same here... I absolutely love cuttlefish, squid and specially octopus, and every time I eat them I struggle with the fact that I know how intelligent they are. And to anyone who hasn't tasted them, you are missing out!

​@@herlandercarvalho I've gone through these thoughts many times throughout my life. I was a vegetarian from the ages of ten to 30, a chicken farmer and omnivore from 30-38, and now I'm moving towards veganism because I just can't justify taste over life. Also, I don't believe anyone should be allowed to eat meat unless they work in the industry. The horrors are much greater than even vegan activists will have you believe.

@Herlander Carvalho I wouldn't say you're missing out. If you're willing to respect them as intelligent animals, you should research how they are killed. They are turned inside out or clubed over their heads. If I respect some as an intelligent being, I would not be so inclined to eat it knowing how brutally it was killed.

smarter than humans and i have the feeling they can read human mind, i don't know why but i feel this way

@@rodicapopescu2038 No, but they are very smart.

@@rodicapopescu2038 Octopuses are descended from Chthulu.

@@ficialintelligence1869?

I know, right? He knew & you could see him backing off a little. Like, WHOOPS, my BAD! Lol 😂

Like someone you meet and they're sitting there touching and patting your head. There their precious. 😂

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"oh its not food"

I think the octo Just Check Out that the Human maybe Work as food 🤷‍♂️

I think it's bad to make physical contact with a wild animal because the next human it thinks it can trusts may have bad intentions.

Has the same vibe lol

Lmao bromance

Bro.... :,(

Bro 😌😌

This doesn't feel as gay as it should. 😐

Oh my God I love you

[robotic voice]... 10-4

Wait. WOT

Would love to see him explain why he pull his junk out to an octopus on camera. 🤣

Hahaha good one

HAHAHAH

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Thats a good one lol

That is Cthulhu my boi

Depends....some humans...yummm calamari! Bigger Giant Octopus...yummy! Human! (although I doubt one would ever eat a human).

I thought calamari was just squid tho?

very well put !! bravo Michael !!

@@davebartosh5 yep we gross them up ..

@@davebartosh5 calamari is squid

Definitely it's in their DNA

To think that even wild animals understand that concept, and some people don't, huh? Although, cats and dogs sometimes don't really care about using us as pillows even if we're busy! 😆💕

@@remmie6744 I came to say that lol.

I wish humans could understand personal space like this octopus

So it's better than my parents. Good to know

I know every one learns at a young age they have suction cups. But just think about that: THEY HAVE FUCKIN SUCKTION CUPS !!!!!!!!!!

no no no😭😭

Thanks,this is giving me dirty minded （╹◡╹）

LMFAO

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that what u get from watching a lot of anime 😅

Spare me the madness!

"You're not like other girls..." lol

"Oh well" *unzips pants.*

Lolololololololol

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Bruh I can't with this comment thread 😂😂😂

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Lmao

Uuum, don't we do kinda the same thing?

The 4 "F"s of life: Feed, Fight, Flee, or F---

How the hell do people eat calamari! We don’t need to eat octopus or puffer fish or 100 other things! But we do anyway. The arrogance of man. No respect.

@@mariarohmer2374 because people are ignorant. I was too and still am on a looooot of things. Learn and teach others gently so you don't push them away from learning.

Teeko Train I love your reply 😇👍🏻

@@mariarohmer2374 don't like calimari too much, too chewy.

@@mariarohmer2374 the reason we used to eat these things is because we didn't have many options like we do know, the reason calamari is a cultural thing now is because people ate it when they were desperate and it ended up popular enough to even become cultural. Same thing with pufferfish. People eat it because it's cultural and its cultural because people used to be desperate for food. We are kind of spoiled by having as much access to food as we do, but at least that means we can try food we would've never experienced before. Food has history to it and the fact we can just experience it now is incredible.

Wow interesting! Thank you for sharing that with us!!! They are very fascinating majestic creatures!!! Very SMART TOO!!!

Maybe it was OctoValentine's Day.

Magnificent creatures of the sea. Breaks my heart when I see how their tentacles are chopped off still alive & the brain is alive while the sick human mutilates him. Let these beauties under the sea live. Ppl want to eat everything-doesn’t matter if they’ve escaped death by humans into old age & by God deserve to live.

@@cathybreaux9933 nah nigga

@@cathybreaux9933 You must really hate yourself... Huh.

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Think you watched too much tentacle p

Especially since Octopus' were never taught "no means no"

@@ikigai47 yeah for them no is yes and yes is no

Gay Octodad

Captain Kirk of the sea

What if it was a defence tactic? Most things tend to back away if you wave your genitals in their face

@@Beans_OW 🤣

@@Beans_OW lmao

You should read about ostrich-human attraction then XD

Lmaoo fr

No it got a squillon views

Lmao hahahaha seatube?????!!

1.8 million suckers and 300k tentacles-up.

"So he reached his tentacles out but they had no suckers, and then he pulled them back. And I was like 'okay you weird smooth-tentacle thing' and he reached out for me again."

Man: It felt like an interaction between two thinking beings Octopus: Bonk

Hahaha no but bro they truly are so intelligent look up ‘making contact’ this guy sets up a octopus in his front room and makes friends with it those creatures are thousands of times more intelligent than dogs and are affectionate & emotional

@Commander Fox I bet even a octopus would know how to write a better sentence than you.

@Commander Fox there are a lot of people who are more stupid than the octopus

@Commander Fox The fact that an invertebrate can have that kind of intelligence is pretty awesome, though.

My thoughts exactly.

Yup, that My Octopus Teacher creep should take some notes

It’s hard NOT to anthropomorphize them because they’re so freaking intelligent honestly though. The “meeting an alien” analogy is SPOT on.

"he didn't care much for me once he sort of figured out what I was" funny, i had the same reaction after seeing him finger-wag an animal in whose environment the diver is actually a guest

@@thetwistedsamurai Most things are fabricated by humans and their minds, we are all aliens and so are all the creatures on our planet especially in the vast oceans which we have so little information on. It is really amazing though that everything has evolved the way it has, really makes you appreciate everything that we have.

I hear ya.

That aint called mantra! Babe! Why do u peeps keep using such intense word like a slang! U dont even respect hindu thing but keep ranting things like that! The christians named all this a myth Karma, mantra, yoga! These are not words these are great definitions!

@@JYOTISHARMA-po9ee You're embarrassing me in front of the wizards

@@JYOTISHARMA-po9ee hey bhakt, lol

@@vanshajvidyan8458 ohh is that!! Who tf u r!! To get embarrassed heck off

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Johnny GeeWiz76 Good one 🤣

😂 But my dumb brain would like to point out that the plural of "octopus" is "octopi" or "octopuses"

@@pranavlimaye LOL! Don't forget "octopodes". Sometimes I think too many people had a turn with the pen when they were writing the English dictionary.

@@johnnygee4206 haha, yeah

I laughed way too hard at this

It is an Alien that's why!

Well he's not wrong, we're basically aliens to those sea creatures 🤔

Agree

@@anfreith true

Gl

All animals are intelligent in their own ways and they all deserve respect and compassion.

Intelligent give me a fucking break its a stupid damn octopus

VegCeps dude I never said none of them deserve compassion

@@jacksamunster4407 damn i wish aliens would say the same to you

they have their own octonet

@@Ghostwritersinthesky Octonet tore me apart x'D

Underrated comment XD

@@Ghostwritersinthesky xD great one

*It's very long.*

I-

*It feels like they each have their own brain*

That's what she said

Hmmmmm

Wow thats honestly so cool i never knew that. I suppose they really are one of the smartest creatures on earth

Amazing what you can find out by killing something and cutting it up, lol.

They have 9 brains yes, one in each leg and another one in the "head"

humans have about the same amount of neurons in their body excluding the brain as an octopus has in its entire body including its brain, we have 500 ish million neurons in our guts and about 10% that amount on our heart.

How is that rewriting the definition of intelligence lol