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My kids did their chores without any reminders. That’s the joke. If you’re a Dad, that will make you laugh.

Dad joke of the day. What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the isle? They rose

I have a fear of speed bumps.... but I am slowly getting over it

My Kid: Dad I'm hungry Me: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad 🥁🥁💥

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints 🤯🤯

I've got a great joke about construction, but I'm still working on it."

I have a condition where I can’t stop telling airport jokes. My doctor says it’s terminal.

Which bear is most condescending? A Pan-Duh!

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!” Look forward to seeing the drawer system

Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels.

"What did the policeman said to his bellybutton?" "YOU'RE UNDER A VEST!!" I learned that one from an actual police officer haha

What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator.

thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

Whoever stole my license for Microsoft Office, I will find you ... You have my word Haha thanks for doing this! Looking forward to when it goes on sale!

No dad joke - but I’ve got to get on it. Daughter should be here in 4 weeks 😳😳

Knock knock, Who’s there?, Banana. Banana who? Banana. - Knock knock, Who’s there?, Banana. Banana who? Banana. - Knock knock, Who’s there?, Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana.

I told my daughter, “Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field.” Puzzled, she asked, “What’s that got to do with anything?” I chuckled, "Well, that means..." "It's pasture bedtime"

Did you hear about the 2 silkworms that had a race? It ended up in a tie.

I WONDER WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR WAS DR PEPPER?? FIZZICIAN AHAHAHAHAHA

The PM elect of Sweden quit today on day one in office. Rumor has it they have just elected the CEO of IKEA and he's currently assembling his cabinet!

Rear table? I just met her!

After tightening your ratchet straps, every dad wiggles it and says “yeah, that’s not going anywhere.”

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe

Why did the bike fall over? … It was to tired.

That car looks nice but the muffler seems exhausted.

"Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?" "In case they get a hole in one!"

I’ve got a great joke about road construction, but it’s not done yet.

Dad joke.

Today, my son asked, “Can I have a bookmark?” I burst into tears-11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian

My buddy was fired from his can crushing job. It was soda pressing.

Why was Buzz Lightyear at the Lexus dealership? To go beyond Infiniti

Despite my lift, I'm afraid to go over speedbumps, I'm slowly getting over it

How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.

My wife asked me to stop singing "Wonderwall". I said maybe...

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For drizzle.

Why do you bring a polar bear to a party with you? It’s a great icebreaker. Thanks for doing this contest btw

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

A man is fishing when he sees another guy stumble out of the woods across the river, clearly lost. The man worriedly shouts “I need some help, how do you get to the other side of the river?” The fisherman shouts back, “You are on the other side!”

Did you know if you flip a canoe upside down you can wear it as a hat? Oh yeah, it's because then it's capsized.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?" "Pilgrims.

Where do pirates get their hooks from? Second hand stores.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan. subscribed! I have a 2006 GX.

My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It’s a girl. 7 pounds 8 ounces

Aww man. Too little too late. Good job though. No dad joke. Sorry.

What kind of doctor was Dr. Pepper? A fizzician!

Why do they call it PMS? Well.... mad cow disease was taken. Thanks!

Teslas don't come with a new car smell, they have an Elon Musk..

B-roll so spicy.

Air used to be free at the gas station, now it's $1.50. You know why? Inflation.

Blind guy with a seeing eye dog walks into a china shop and picks up his dog by the tail and starts swinging it around above his head. The manager comes running over and says oh my, can I help you? The man replies, no thanks just looking around.

Gonnarea would have been a great name for an anti diarrhea medicine.

What did the ghost say to the bee?... .. BOOBEE 😏

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the pool? Bob What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the woods? It’s okay. He woke up.

I asked my dad for a joke He said "I sold the vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two 😂

So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face

What's brown and sticky?

What did the momma buffalo say to her son as he was leaving for school? ……bison

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “p” is silent

Did you know that they aren't making the round bales of hay anymore... the cows aren't getting a square meal... 😑

What did the 0 say to the 8?

What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.

Why couldn’t the children watch the pirate movie? It was rated “Arghhh”.

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know “Y”.

I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.

My boss fired me for making too many Asian jokes. It was the end of my Korea. I'm still China find another job.