The funniest thing about P.E in my school was that my dad was (and still is) the P.E teacher in that school. He is overweight, but still a cool teacher, every student respects him to this day and hates that stereotype of P.E teachers being pedophiles.
The thing that the stereotype comes from is a big part of teachers being pedophiles, and most of it is P.E teachers because they get to see kids stretching and working out. People who like minors are probably gonna seek out jobs involving them. Like my damn principal is a pedo.
@@jarjarthebredloaf He understands that, that's why he hates the stereotype, he knows that it exists, but it disgusts him the fact that someone would do such a thing.
Our female PE teacher was a gymnast and former military. She had abs and all. The entire class we would do endless calisthenics and running. Man it was tough but I gained some muscle.
@@thotslayer9914 how is that tomboy? That’s just a fit lady making a her even more attractive and she has discipline from the military? Realest woman there is
We did the Pringles game but replace the cans with bowling pins and the yarn balls with dodgeballs. Shit was awesome. We called it Wilson Weave in elementary school and it eventually got called pins in highschool.
In high school our school had this game called Chromosome tag, where three students would sit together in a line. There would be 4 people standing, two taggers and two runners. The runners would try and sit next to one of the student lines, and the kid on the opposite side would have to stand and become the new runner. If the runner got tagged, he would become the tagger and the tagger would be the runner. It sounded fun in concept, but it just turned into athletic kids forcing the fat kids to chase them.
@PeachCrusher69 i think it's cuz the runners and taggers act like the XX chromosomes and the sitters act like the XY chromosomes? (it still doesn't make any sense to me)
I never liked P.E for one reason; I would overheat quickly. I was fat kid (like 70 to 80 pounds over the healthy limit). I remember those constant jog tests as torture. The last one i did was a 20 minute test, but if you did 25 minutes you got extra credit. So i did 25 minutes and apparently they called my mom worried that i might pass out. They wanted to call a damn ambulance just because i looked like a tomato. Found out last year that i have rosacia, so my face looks red normally.
to quote google "Rosacea is a long-term inflammatory skin condition that causes reddened skin and a rash, usually on the nose and cheeks". essentially it just makes my cheeks look reddish pink. it can give the illusion of being exhausted.
My 4th-6th grade PE teacher was horrible. he was really overweight, kinda mean, and basically every student in the building hated him. if he did a single excercise that he made us do, he would probably topple over like a jenga tower. near the end of my 6th grade year, he got caught looking up one of my classmate's skirt or something like that, and one of my friends said they heard him say "sexy" while looking at a female student. he got fired when the year ended, and luckily we got a new pe teacher that was 100x better.
Omg that story you told about throwing a coin across the gymn had me dying because literally the exact same thing happened at my school. My step brother rolled a penny across the gymn floor during PE and the teacher absolutely lost his shit going on and on about how none of us had any respect or whatever. What was funny is that a week or so later some kids in our class clogged up all the toilets in the locker room and the PE teacher didn't care at all.
In sixth and seventh grade fore some reason my PE teachers were obsessed with making us run in the school yard for like 35-40 minutes (almost the entire class period which is 45 min). It wasn't a big of a deal for me to run, however what was the problem is that we always had classes in the morning in that school and PE classes (I think we had two or three each week) would be one of the first classes meaning that in something like September October January and late February to early March it would be like 5 to 10 °C (and for people that don't use °C 0°C and slightly below is when stuff starts to freeze). For some reason they would always force us to wear shots and short sleeve shirts and it sucked. I could run for a long time but at that temperature my lungs would start to hurt. Maybe I did image the pain to be more intense than it actually was since I was a kid but I was already a kid that would get sick easily and this moronic idea that they had made it worse.
in my school we had hunger games, they put a punch of pool noodles and soft balls in the center of the gym, then we all walk around the outside until the teacher blows his whistle, then we all run to the center. You get hit with a noodle or ball, you're out. We would make giant factions of people fighting other factions.
I loved the heck outta gym class. My equivalent of your cup-stacking thing was they made us Square Dance, and I hated that, no one wanted to do it either. It was forced and awkward and no one was having fun cuz they didn't even let us pick out partners. They randomly grouped us together. I donno who's idea that was, but I remember everyone just feeling awkward. Almost everything else was fun tho.
When I was in elementary I did a cartwheel during gym and I accidentally kicked someone in the head while I was mid cartwheel. The gym teacher was definitely not pleased nor the kick I kicked in the head. I was a pretty healthy and athletic kid, I just lacked the natural dexterity for most sports, but I was pretty good at volleyball despite being short.
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My PE teacher was a typical football trainer typa' guy and he would stratify the class into the athletic kids who go to his football practice and those who don't. He would give a chocolate bar to the winning team to share amongst each other but the casts would just share the chocolate with each other, even if their friends were on the losing side. I wasn't idle during classes, just not very athletic and so me and other kids that would surely appreciate the encouragement of sweets didn't get any... Later in gymnasium I had a cool and a nice guy as a teacher and the profile of the school meant that there were less athletic kids there so I had more fun there.
In elementary we would play “pac man”, all the kids would walk on the lines on the basketball court and if a ghost touched you, you sat down and became a road block, when the last kid was still in it was lowkey intense
In elementary school we played this game called cat and mouse. there would be two "cats" and everyone else was a mouse except for two people who were "special mice" (im not sure what they were called like i said this was in elementary) and we would have a circle in the middle of the gym floor, called the "jail". we would all run around and if the cat tagged a mouse, the mouse would go to "jail". only the "special mouse" was allowed to get them out with a high five. But, if the cat tags the "special mouse", they cant get out of "jail" unless the other special mouse gets them out. the game ended when all of the mice (including the special mice) were all in the "jail". It kinda was like freeze tag. Shit was the best game i ever played in gym istg
There was a Spanish kid and at the end of P.E. class he said, "Adios Amigo," and I kid you not the gym teacher grabbed this 8-year-old child by the collar and said, "I'm not your amigo."
My P.E teachers were also chill and fit, problem is I just don't find sports fun so I still didn't enjoy P.E but the teacher still liked me because I always participated and would at least try a little bit instead of just doing what the emo girls would do and sit somewhere refusing to play.
I had this game in elementary school where there was a circular parachute that had different colors and divided it like a pie chart. Each kid was assigned a color and when the teacher yelled a color, the kids would move the parachute up and kids with that color moved to the opposite side before the parachute came back down. Fun ass game.
In secondary school, people stopped playing games during break (tag, hide and seek etc) So PE was basically that for me. I used to love dodgeball. Only thing that was bad was the teachers, they didn't give a shit
i don't know if anyone else had this in their PE classes but my elementary and middle schools both had this version of dodgeball that i remember being called starwars dodgeball basically in starwars dodgeball we would be on two teams and one person on both teams would have to be the Jedi the person who got picked as the Jedi would have to hold this pool noodle and use it to tap anyone on their team to get them back in the game while trying not to get hit by a dodgeball
I was completely wildin during PE, when playing pickup basketball I accidentally cussed at my teacher who was reffing the game and got a 2 day suspension. As soon as the words left my mouth I regretted them but the damage was done, I thought I was in one of those random pickup games where everything is fair game lmfao
this one time in 4th grade a kid was holding a basketball and the teacher was telling us about some game and he bounced the ball on the teacher's head.
My PE teachers were highly athletic and intimidating, they also age really well I had an overweight teacher that teached something else but he was pretty good at volleyball
All my PE teachers were bodybuilder and on the juice. Still pretty chill guys and seeing this 1.85m buff guy as a 12 y/o was really impressive. Obviously all the female statt was after them.
one of my P.E teachers was a fat middle aged woman that I am 100% sure that she smoked weed before going to work, because you could tell her that a pipe bomb was in someone's bag and she would keep her cool and ignore it with the highest face expression imaginable
I had a similar game to yarnball in my primary school (elementary school) called Soccer Skittles. As the name implies, it's just yarnball but you kick the balls like soccer balls and it was considerably less fun for an inaccurate boy like me.
We had this game in elementary school called trash in the backyard and people were split into two teams. Then we’d all throw balls to the opposing team’s side and which ever team had less balls on their side won.
My elementary school pe teacher showed us him catching a bee forcing it to sting it, and he told us it was a way to improve are immunity system, he was one of the best teachers I've ever had
in britain, we have those traffic stop people, but its an actual job and they are called 'lollipop ladies' cause the british stop sign is a circle, and most of them are women.
good ol kickball and obstacle courses were my facorite then when we switched to units towards middle nd high school they opened a lot of sports to me besides fucking basketball and football, badminton,volleyball and track are really fun
we had something similar to that Halloween game. we called it ghostbusters and it was like tag but there were about 5 people who were ghostbusters and the rest of us were ghosts that would try not to get tagged. if you got tagged you would go into this enclosed area made of gymnastic mats and you would go through this tunnel through the back room of the gym. when you got out you would go back to being a ghost and getting tagged. it was really fun and our gym teacher was really nice.
My pe teacher went to jail AND KEPT HIS JOB instead of acknowledging the fact that he was a criminal. They only recognized it when everybody made his mug shot their lock screen and put it on every projector.
I had a gym teacher in elementary, she was a little overweight. Once she told us, “You can have unhealthy foods once in a while” proceeds to tell us, “My family eats pizza every Friday.”
I had a fat PE teacher one day who raced in a 40m sprint against one of the senior D-lineman (also a very chunky fella) and literally collapsed about halfway through because his legs and back gave out lmao. They also made a remix of Bitch Lasagna using his name.
Never was a big fan of P.E because I am not built for any of it. I'm in my last semi-required year of it to get that graduation credit. I bet it is real fun and it was at times but man most of the time I am bored out of my mind or im extremely tired. I absolutely hated being put into teams because everyone seems like Olympic athletes and there I am not even being able to kick a ball. I try to convince the coaches to let me do anything else. Im glad y'all enjoyed P.E but man I wish I could.
BRO we played that Pringles can game you talked about but with actual soccer balls and these lightweight bowling pins. And as the game went on the teacher threw more and more balls onto the court and it just got more chaotic. That went hard
Everyone hated my PE teacher. He was our class teacher and he was really fat. He never let us go to PE and he would promise us he would replace those PE classes with his other classes but never did
Bro I remember in 5th grade when we had to do cup stacking I straight up got bullied for not being able to do it like bro im sorry i cant balance these goofy ahh cups
My elementary school used to have an obstacle course game called The Underground Railroad. Seriously. You had to hide from the teachers and if you got caught you’d got to Jail. It was in school in Virginia too. I didn’t realize the deeper meaning of the name until last year, in high school. I heard it got banned recently because of that
