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LYRICS: I’m really thinkin you don’t know my credibility, laughin at my jokes like you don’t know my abilities, handing me the dice, like I’m gonna play nice, but you better think twice cuz of my instability, I do what I can just to get that gold, I came in a copycat just so I can break a mold, if you can’t trade your hand, then you might as well fold, I’ve been winnin so much that it’s getting pretty old. I don’t need a bull hat just to break this down, Everybody round me know i’m the biggest dog in town, If you can’t pick a name, you ain’t never getting fame, if don’t know how to play, why are you sticking around, I came in at ‘92. I got more history than all of you. if you’re playin’ with me then you’re goin’ to lose, no character select, you don’t pick and choose, who’s gonna run you through, Find a 1-Up cuz you’re gonna get hurt, I’ve been winning gold medals like my first name Kurt, If you get this far, you’ll be seein’ superstars, when I beat you with the bars, and I put you in the dirt! I had to sell my bike for the bands, I’m dropping these bombs, now you’re catching these hands, why you all lookin round you like you don’t understand, They be screaming my name cuz they love my brand, this is WARIO LAND, I think you’re stuck inside a sticky situation, If you’re gon’ swing you can’t afford no hesitation, Hit or miss, you best expect retaliation, Without me here, you wouldn’t last a generation. (x2)
