H.I. #92: Grey Honeypot

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Brady: / numberphile
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Discussion: / cgpgrey
Grey & Brady discuss: the Hello Internet logistics center, Objectivity censorship revisited, Twitter grants Grey (and Brady 280 characters, Halloween IN SPACE and corporate attention grabbing on Twitter, school photos and (::sigh:: _safety_, the 9/11 memorial, Universal Paperclips, and Operation Hotstoppers.
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Show Notes:
*Discuss this episode on the reddit: / *
Objectivity: Animal Locomotion: • Animal Locomotion - Ob...
Grey abusing his power on Twitter: / 934001254870724608
Airplane cross section: www.airliners.n...
Brady's Indiana Jones photos: www.hellointern...
Halloween on the International Space Station: www.space.com/...
Year long -- 11 month -- mission in space mission: en.wikipedia.o...
Alan: The Maestro: / alankey86
Universal Paperclips -- DO NOT CLICK LINK UNLESS YOU HAVE LOTS OF TIME TO BURN RIGHT NOW: www.decisionpro...
Democracy: www.positech.co...
News videogame: We become what we behold: ncase.itch.io/...
9/11 Memorial photo: static1.square...
9/11 Memorial sign: static1.square...
9/11 Memorial from above: static1.square...
Hiroshima Peace Memorial: en.wikipedia.o...
Hello Internet hotstoppers: • H.I. #92: Grey Honeypot
What do you think we should do with these hotstoppers?: / cgpgrey

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@punkonthego 6 лет назад

Two words for the hotstopper problem: Pyramid Scheme

@TheGoblinoid 6 лет назад

That's what I call... A hotstopper stopper.

@TheQueenofNeckbeards 5 лет назад

They can call it Mary Grey.

@TypeOmeg4 6 лет назад

hot stoppers would go great in a gift basket with a bag of H.I. coffee beans and a Mug or Two. or maybe just an H.I. coffee mug with like 10 or 20 hot stoppers in it. so the other items cover the cost of selling them.

@Mike-px6pg 6 лет назад

34:15 - "I may go off a little bit..." - at least you gave some warning

@KevsCoolProductions 6 лет назад

This was my first podcast and i made it to the end and i don't know what a hotstopper is.

@dyb368 6 лет назад

KevsCoolProductions you have to watch the other 92 at least 3 times each to unlock the true meaning of the hotstopper

@Froggeh92 6 лет назад

New Tim? Hello there. Hotstoppers are those lil things you put in the coffee cup to plug the mouth hole so it doesnt spill out.

@feathereddragon4745 6 лет назад

Same here KevsCoolProductions

@TheVideoLexicographer 6 лет назад

This show makes me so happy when I listen to it. Just hearing the joy Brady's voice as he describes the self storage process.

@danochy5522 6 лет назад

How about every purchase of a Hello Internet shirt or hoodie comes with a free limited edition Hello Internet hotstopper?

@jamsistired 3 года назад

Yes that would be awesome, if they came out with more episodes...

@bemusedalligator 6 лет назад

Quick note on Paperclip: there's an entire genre of games called Idle clicker games. Paperclip is a somewhat deeper example of the genre.

@ka9dgx 6 лет назад

Brady, you've taken the first step towards being a hoarder... turn back now, before it's too late. You'll end up paying thousands of Pounds to store this stuff for decades, then it'll all get thrown away at the end of that time. Under what circumstances will this stuff leave the storage space? If you can't honestly answer that question, you're doomed.

@nykidxxx 6 лет назад

Mike Warot honestly, I think Brady is hoping to get buried with it...

@goshinbi44 6 лет назад

Doing any traveling? Sell the hot stoppers at meetups so there's no shipping. And you can sell them cheap enough to not worry about returns.

@haldir108 6 лет назад

Touching the outside of a plane quickly becomes reflex if you work with them for more than a week. If you touch the plane, you know where the plane is, without looking at it, which means you get significantly fewer headbumps. Also there is the whole issue of electrostatic discharges being undesirable.

@Gooseman243 6 лет назад

Found a plane crash on Google maps while I was listening to HI, 34°26'05.4"N 132°55'11.5"E

@reNINTENDO 6 лет назад

"If a Willie is very small and black and white it's okay." Hey Brady, it's not the size that matters; it's how you animate it.

@TheGoblinoid 6 лет назад

Is it me, or Grey was trying to hypnotize me to use backblaze?

@ka9dgx 6 лет назад

I signed up for Backblaze, and a few months later my laptop was destroyed... it saved my bacon.

@EliStettner 4 года назад

I just bought an sd card a stored it at and different room than my computer. Even with no ridiculous subscription!

@wave1090 6 лет назад

Brady should really sell the Numberphile brown paper! I would love to frame one and hang it on my wall.

@Froggeh92 6 лет назад

Matt Wells he does sell them though! Or he used to. I am 100% sure he sold some before.

@kylecb 6 лет назад

It would finally give him a side project to work on!

@2009mouser 6 лет назад

Brady: I want the ruth. i want the truth. Grey: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH. Come one Brady, the astronauts can't have their own fun?

@vit78ify 6 лет назад

Can't astronauts just have a fun time during halloween and share it with the world? They are people, they deserve to dress up and have a chill fun time every once in a while, they don't have to be doing important space stuff all the time. NASA deciding to make a publicity stunt it is a whole other question, but don't blame the astronauts.

@matthewrobbins5493 6 лет назад

They can dress up personally fair enough but this is really public so it can't be just about the astronauts it's nasas image and mission on show

@CC-bp2hn 6 лет назад

Well, i mean, if you really think about it, thousands of dollars are going into everything they do, every minute. NASA chooses people that can work on a constant schedule, because them being up there is a very expensive trip, both ways.

@thospe-f8x 6 лет назад

I know I'm late on this, but thank you. They go months and months without any comforts of home, limited access to their families, little connection to the real world or the ordinary passage of time, and he's going to gripe because they're having some levity posing for a holiday that he doesn't like. Surely, NASA saw this as a PR opportunity and it wouldn't surprise me if the astronauts themselves were aware of that when they did it. However, those kinds of comforts are expensive to transport, so some compromise has to be made. One take away from the photo: oh yeah, astronauts are people too, not some bronze statue or desk toy statically commemorating the peak of human achievement. Normally when Brady goes all hero worship like this, it's endearing. Here he sounded extremely petty. Like a kid throwing a fuss because a celebrity endorsed a sports team he doesn't like.

@nutyyyy 5 лет назад

Maybe its more of an American things to dress up on Halloween as an adult

@theharristrain 6 лет назад

if you don't know what wheatabix are, this conversation is beyond repair

@Froggeh92 6 лет назад

Alex Harris this made me chuckle bad.

@mitchellange9818 6 лет назад

Sounds like Brady's nephew is going to have a new jig with the hot stoppers.

@josephsmith1149 6 лет назад

The game genre is idle clicker, the first idle clicker to really gain popularity was cookie clicker.

@jerwilliamsmith 6 лет назад

That first Blackblaze bit is the greatest podcast ad I've even listened to.

@torrinmaag5331 6 лет назад

Include ~25 hot stoppers with each merch purchase

@kyrla 6 лет назад

I agree with Brady. Everyone should know what Weetabix is

@chillsahoy2640 6 лет назад

At around 1:17:58 Grey mentions these video games that are just to explain an idea. What I thought of was A Slower Speed of Light, which was developed by MIT as a demo game to show players what it would look and feel like if your speed got closer to the speed of light, stuff like red-shift and blue-shift, and some relativistic effects. For the sake of a consistent player experience, they decided that instead of increasing your character's actual speed, throughout the 'game' you'd be able to lower the value of the speed of light, which as far as the demonstration of physical effects is concerned, is basically the same idea.

@gressorialNanites 6 лет назад

Your Backblaze ads were always pretty morbid, but this is a new level. Well done! :)

@firefox5926 6 лет назад

17:04 the same exact thing you brain is doing when you look at cloud formations and see faces and stuff :)

@firefox5926 6 лет назад

25:37 ooooor encase it in lead ...

@khazm2451 6 лет назад

But what IS a wheat-a-bix?

@Kolibalswalboh 6 лет назад

www.weetabix.co.uk/

@Kolibalswalboh 6 лет назад

Also this comment is beyond repair

@unknownentity7964 6 лет назад

GIYF

@General12th 4 года назад

@@solidsteal What is going on with this comment?

@diabeticjesus87 3 года назад

I laughed so hard when Brady was ranting about NASA! That is exactly what I thought.

@SamuraiM0 6 лет назад

So someone took hours out of his life to edit this just for the zooms when a person talks. respect bruv dedication.

@VictorGarcia-si8wy 6 лет назад

It has been 30 years. The world has perished. The only thing that stands on the face of the earth is my paperclip empire.

@elliotlea5457 5 лет назад

Lmao weetAbix. Here in NZ they're weetbix.

@Snubben123143 6 лет назад

28:02 That is so spot on!

@WTFNoNamesLeft2 6 лет назад

The change in the video for the hotstoppers really made me laugh

@superhuman_bean5731 6 лет назад

This universal paperclips game is actually part of a whole genre of clicker games (although a i think more in depth) where the whole goal is to click a button to get currency then you can you that currency to but something to click the button for you and that just keeps going forever. I think the most well know is cookie clicker, but there are others like egg inc. and I have been addicted to many of them.

@spikedtrash 6 лет назад

Uh oh, I clicked on it.... there are only paperclips now...

@Energokinetic 6 лет назад

I love how when you google "hotstopper", Brady's face comes up in the summary of the meaning.

@crimsontaints 6 лет назад

oh man , the great drift war. i wasn't ready.

@joshuashaw5524 6 лет назад

Skylab 4 showed us that astronauts need a brake once in a while. If letting them dress up gives them a boost in morale, than I am cool with it.

@keysontrains538 6 лет назад

Brady went full on thunderstorm tsunami tornado on that parade holy crap.

@danochy5522 6 лет назад

That moment when you search to see if there was a new Hello Internet recently, and there was one 8 minutes ago.

@willstgermain 6 лет назад

Hot stopper are called Splash sticks at Starbucks. But Hot stoppers is a great name.

@Armstrong_Dicksmasher 6 лет назад

This episode may have had the best intro thus far.

@RobertMilesAI 6 лет назад

I don't get this "feeling bad about the number" thing. Put them up at whatever price makes it worth doing, and if people think that's too much, they can just... not buy a hotstopper? You're not coercing anyone, everyone can make their own decision about what they want to buy at what price.

@JustOneAsbesto 6 лет назад

I think Grey wants his wife to buy him some razors for Christmas.

@JustOneAsbesto 6 лет назад

From Mr. Harry at Harrys.com/grey

@blackmechawsome 6 лет назад

@あっぞぱるぢぱる 6 лет назад

Brady that port is for air to go into the fuel tank as the tanks drain There might be an issue when the fuel is full before take off

@Grisu1805 6 лет назад

Paul Azzopardi Maybe the fuel tanks were filled so much they would have spilled fuel during takeoff and climbing (at a steep angle) (if there isn't a mechanism to prevent that).

@あっぞぱるぢぱる 6 лет назад

There is a mechanism to prevent fuel from coming out on anything larger than a four seater it's a simple one way valve attached to the top of the fuel tank inside the wing (it probably broke)

@fyermind 6 лет назад

Host a conference. Provide complementary hot chocolate and coffee and hot stoppers.

@BenGJerome 6 лет назад

coffee cups with the HI logo and u sell them for a more money then a usaly cup but you will be able to package them by attaching it with the cups. you can use bradys cuzin to do it.

@Prasutagus87 6 лет назад

Know someone who is a Social Recluse who isolates themselves in their home; send them some anonymous Razor Blades. Straight to the point words of wisdom there from Hello Internet....

@Reoooooooooooooooooooooo 6 лет назад

I'm a social recluse, and I just refresh my blades with a pair of old jeans. So much cheaper than even Scammy's.

@MadSpacePig 6 лет назад

I did not know what a hot stopper was, I don't drink coffee.

@Erekai 6 лет назад

I'm sorry Grey, but I ACTUALLY did not know what a Hotstopper was. I had to Google it. To which I found Brady's site talking about the campaign. I think the reason why I don't know what it is, is because I don't drink coffee, and have actually never been inside a Starbucks in my entire life. I know you must think I'm trolling you, but I truly and honestly did not know what one was before listening to this episode. Sorry to disappoint you, lol.

@joshtopliss8878 6 лет назад

Have you guys discussed net neutrality? I think that would be an interesting topic, and I would like to hear your opinions. I’m sorry if you have already discussed it, I am still catching up on the podcasts.

@Quroe_ 5 лет назад

My God, Universal Paperclips ate my weekend. The worst part? I told my roommates not to open it. They opened it. On a Sunday night.

@vavin1881 6 лет назад

Similar experience with a game called frog fractions, that game is crazy.

@sophieward7225 6 лет назад

Brady, have you ever thought about selling the brown papers? I'd buy one, especially if you happened to still have the Epic Circles paper...

@Vulcapyro 6 лет назад

He used to auction them on ebay. Not sure when or why he stopped.

@VampireSquirrel 6 лет назад

Brady totally misunderstands the point of Halloween

@kylecb 6 лет назад

He has a deep emotional connection to NASA, so it clouds his judgement :p I kinda get what he's saying though...it cheapens the mystique and aura of NASA, but that may not be a bad thing.

@lumberc 6 лет назад

Trey and Brady at their best once again

@AlexisLopez-lh1op 6 лет назад

Where can I get the plushies

@AltBlu 6 лет назад

I agree 280 is too long, but I always felt that 140 was too short... I think 200 would be a nice number

@PTNLemay 6 лет назад

"The Duke" I wonder how long he's been waiting to use that one.

@mumflrfumperdink9936 6 лет назад

You guys know that this is just a version of cookie clicker...

@punkonthego 6 лет назад

The Orange It is on a different level because it has a choke on inputs AND outputs

@punkonthego 6 лет назад

But yea, yea it is

@Blastercadre 6 лет назад

As I was listening to this I was checking up on a free to play game like these call Transport Defender. Can not recommend.

@Huntracony 6 лет назад

It's actually a lot better. A lot more thought out, it keeps adding new things, and the need to press a single button over and over again disappears after just a few minutes.

@FranklyImaPerson 6 лет назад

Huntracony So it's cookie clicker

@FelicitasSews 6 лет назад

Sell the hotstoppers at events, like any time where you are going to physically be with fans.

@samolane 6 лет назад

Honestly had no idea what a hot stopper is, so i googled it and who showed up? Brady of course

@BluBird1598 6 лет назад

Allow people to purchase the hotstopper only when they purchase other merchandise as well.

@BluBird1598 6 лет назад

You can ship the hotstopper with shirts, hoodies and such.

@angusyang5917 6 лет назад

You might think that once the nuclear bombs were dropped on Japan, they would've capitulated, but in reality, the main reason Japan capitulated was the anti-monarchist, tsar-executing, emperor-hating Soviet Union invading Manchuria. They thought that they would get a better shot at maintaining their emperor, which paid off.

@thatTallguyukno 6 лет назад

Grey and Brady I just wanted to let you both know that there is indeed a person who made it through the entirety of your video and doesn't know what a "hot stopper" is. THIS GUY!! LOL

@vizionthing 6 лет назад

If you rent storage space, you are living in the wrong building

@nicholaskenney3641 6 лет назад

In reference to the epilepsy point, yes it's possible. I have epilepsy and although I don't remember that from my childhood, I do know that mine used to be a lot worse than it is now. I also can't speak for everyone with epilepsy though.

@matthewdixon3160 6 лет назад

hi i just started listening to these any ones that a must see? or are better?

@ka9dgx 6 лет назад

I spent way, way too many hours making paperclips, only to transform the entire universe into them... Now I'm going to see if I can do it FASTER! ;-)

@hollygarfield123 6 лет назад

hi i don't know what a hot stopper is, this was my first podcast and i made it all the way to the end and i feel deeply offended that grey stopped him from saying what they are so that i had to look it up myself

@kylecb 6 лет назад

80% of the podcast is old references and inside jokes, you should start at the beginning, you won't regret it!

@australiananarchist480 6 лет назад

Here in Australia they're not Weet-a-bix, they're just Weet-bix

@Hengebobs 6 лет назад

Nope, the CASINOS never sleep here in Vegas. The REST of the city does. Which is a pain, since often if you work for a casino your schedule means when you are off work, nothing is open except the casinos, a few grocery stores and fast food joints.

@BlueRabbit477 6 лет назад

Really want a hot stopper even though I never get coffee 😅 you'll have to send them to passionate tims to act as distributors

@user-uz7lz3wb1u 6 лет назад

Great episode as always.

@johnbecker3116 6 лет назад

Does back blase work on phones because rip my old phone wish I had it

@JRiseborough 2 года назад

1:22:24 What happened to Grey's voice? Cold, microphone change, or both?

@ahmedabdalla8849 6 лет назад

I need more ops to cure global warming and gain trust but that requires more ops so I have to increase the number of photonic chips and amount of memory I have. Unfortunately, I don't ahve nearly enough memory to increase photonic chips so I have to rely on memory. To increase memory I'm going to need a lot more paper clips and consequently more MegaClippers. To increase MegaClippers I'm gonna need more cash so I'm going to increase my Yomi to to help make better investments and get more money. More Yomi = More Money = More Paperclips = More Memory = More Photonic Chips = Cure to Global Warming. It's been two hours...please send help

@liamwhite3522 6 лет назад

It's cookie clicker, I knew it!

@josephschubert6561 6 лет назад

Dante Galand, yeah, I was getting ready to practice band and then I heard it and thought, "I'm just gonna check it out." Days since productivity failure, 0.

@alexesteh 6 лет назад

One of the show notes links here but there's nothing about hotstoppers aside from the audio

@ParabellumHistory 6 лет назад

...did they just discover something like cookie clicker?

@liamwhite3522 6 лет назад

The way they were talking, about how you click a button, get a resourse, use that resourse to click that button for you, it could be any idle game. When they alluded to it really opening up and getting intense, that's when it was cookie clicker.

@moartems5076 5 лет назад

coocky clicker is trash, that hampers you progress with sneaky mechanics. Universal paperclips is a zen like experience I wouldnt want to miss.

@あっぞぱるぢぱる 6 лет назад

24:39 Exact same thing happened to my hard drive only corrupting windows 7 Other than that everything else is fine though it took some time to trouble shoot I needed another boot drive

@ebmusicman84 6 лет назад

The paper clip thing sounds like SwarmSim

@masonloeffler8064 6 лет назад

In the article they say the Russian astronaut (or is it cosmonaut?) is wearing a shirt depicting the Russian flag, when it is actually depicting the flag of Moscow.

@teigantheisen2549 6 лет назад

YEAR IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@labrynianrebel 6 лет назад

It's not a starbucks mermaid, it's a starbucks siren.

@loc978 6 лет назад

So strange... I can play a 40 hour skirmish in a strategy game over the course of a week... but I don't have the patience for universal paperclips. There's just not enough user input required, and everything past the autoclipper takes far too long to unlock. Closed it after about 20 minutes.

@thatoneguyudontknowme5442 6 лет назад

I just started the HI playlist and kept playing, if u decide not to start over in an alternate universe it ends when you have 30,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 paperclips

@liamwhite3522 6 лет назад

Paperclip game Oh, you mean Cookie Clicker!

@josephschubert6561 6 лет назад

I understand (I think) why they changed the thumbnail design, but I prefer the old design, it's a lot easier to figure out quickly what episode it is.

@matthewrobbins5493 6 лет назад

Defo right about the space station Halloween

@nukenvy2 6 лет назад

Hot stopper solution Send an Enclosed Self addressed stamped envelop with a vote written on the 1 $£€ bill on what the official mascot of HI is obviously it’s Audrey.

@WriteInAaronBushnell 6 лет назад

donate the hot stoppers to coffee shops as advertesing

@tosfanax8322 6 лет назад

By the end of this I was at 4000 paperclips made already

@Huntracony 6 лет назад

Well, I made paperclips. I actually made exactly 30.0 septendecillion paperclips. It's highly recommended.

@Huntracony 6 лет назад

Halp! I've clicked the link and have literally been playing for hours. It's a really well designed game. It might look like a shitty clicker at first, but unlike most clickers, clicking the "Make Paperclip" button becomes completely useless, and it keeps adding new stuff. Also, the big thing they were talking about just happened, and I thought that would be the end but no... There's even more stuff now.

@pabloagsutinnavavieyra2308 6 лет назад

From 6 to 720 views in the few seconds since RU-vid recommend me this video. Damn.

@pumpuppthevolume 6 лет назад

there is an older photo of an astronaut doing superman

@DaKnightsofawesome 6 лет назад

I tried the paper clip game. I made an auto click script in autohotkey and got bored after a few minutes and got back to writing my essay on Pavlovian responses.