So I'm assuming the Germans are friends coming round for a dinner party and with minutes to go our hosts discover that not only is the chablis not sufficiently chilled but they'd also forgotten one of the Germans has a severe nut allergy and every course is nut based. Nightmare.
Germans are coming - put your ear to ground In the night and hearken it soundly The muffled rumble of all the forges bellows All the factories began to move And in the foundries the Bessemer converters Cast the sparkly golden plumes Germans are coming, in every cellar Vast amount of ammo is hid When signal is given to retaliate Gargantuan army will rise up in one night And it will clash like an iron wall On our powerless western watchtowers Germans are coming, in solitude shops A thousand chemists prepare a gas Which will be used to eradicate the world When time is right for revenge Let there be no angst during our slumber Germans are coming - stand watchful, oh God!
