Hafu Has Never Boiled Water 

I finally got the meaning of 'irl' ...thank you !

@@sauravsharma8461 you could've googled it lol

@@sauravsharma8461 just google things man, you can pretty much find anything

...thinks Southampton is in Northern Italy

@@stevenrose86 Geography's a mess, and in fairness, as someone from the UK, not even I knew where Southampton is. It all comes down to so many things. I only recently learned there are multiple Washington's, that Washington DC isn't even in Washington, and that Washington (the state) isn't on the East Side of America. Gibraltar isn't even part of England, it's some rock in Spain that we want ownership of for some unknown reason that counts as an English Territory. There's things like that that are common knowledge to some, but completely obscure to the other 99% of the world.

watching this has made me realize how grown up I've actually become

Was the same for me, then I looked around in my room... ;)

A lot of these twitch streamers live like people much younger. But who can blame them, if I had the choice to be 17 for the rest of my life I'd have no complaints.

Right? I thought I was a garbage human who didn't cook...but...I can at least use a stove to cook steak and boil water for mac and cheese

​@@aok2075 If I lived somewhere I could get healthy food delivered for every meal and had enough money to afford that I definitely would.

gzerox2 Josh is the best human being ever.

AthosJosue Right After Malf

“Yeah, I’m in an apartment. It comes with one. I have to have one.”

Hah, true!

@I'm gay so well she doesn't need to obviously but it's undeniably odd that in her entire adult life she's never used anything kitchen related at all other than a microwave.

@@carsondrum i mean shes still alive so its been working lol

@I'm gay so her husband doesn’t cook either.

@@IwhowasdatXD960 to survive, yeah jsbskdbd

On the next Nlss she mentioned that her man that controls the channel uploaded it to mock her.

@I'm gay so her boyfriend* isn't complaining? theyve been dating for 2+ years now and it's been working so why care about their living habits

@@aBendorff man that controls her channel? Bruh her editor lmao. She pays him to edit these videos under her approval.

So I've actually tracked my takeout vs grocery expenses across months when I was cooking in more (not depressed) vs eating out more (super fucking depressed), and the difference isn't as stark as you'd think when you take into account that you're not actually spending that money on groceries. Yeah, you're spending a shitload on takeout, and it's more expensive, but I think it shook out to less than double the cost. Which was.... not what I anticipated.

@@warmachine5835 well it depends greatly on where you live. Here in Prague the rent is rather high and the average/minimum wage not so much, so its not unusual to spend more than half of your income on rent alone. Double the food expenses and glhf trying to save any money

It cost me half a week of salary to have takeout 2 times a day everyday for a month. So 1/8 of my paycheck. Not too bad. I'm in canada

@@warmachine5835 Same. Especially depending on what you're cooking, sometimes it's actually more expensive to cook -- I've been cooking more on purpose lately and am actually losing money from doing it

@@warmachine5835 over here, Estonia, you can make macaroni with tomato sauce and mince meat for 4-6people for 1 McCheese burger meal or something like that.

I don't know, her soylent stock probably lasts quite a while

@@potionseller9 yeah but does she know how to lock a door to keep the zombies out?

nah, she'd gaslight them into thinking she's one of them

@@benberckelman1672 LMAO Hafu as a human talking to zombies: No dude stop stop you are throwing I am a zombie just like you. I love eating brains. Zombies: Understandable have a great day. Hafu as a zombie talking to humans: No dude I am not a zombie, I could never find the idea of eating brains good. Humans: Understandable have a great day.

@@benberckelman1672 this wins!

WhiteGuy Graal you chose that quote and not “I have soylent”

A very hard cheese like Edam is viable to microwave- still messy but it doesn't entirely liquify in 70 seconds. You also have to slightly burn any toast you don't cover with cheese so it stays solid enough to pick up.

Put butter on bread, put cheese on other side of bread, put bread on other side of cheese, put butter on other side of bread. put ceramic plate in microwave Put it on high for 20 minutes when it's done, put sandwich on plate use spatula to flip sandwich Take cooked sandwich off plate, put onto cold plate Eat sandwich

You can toast the bread then microwave it with the cheese in, its fine though not quite grilled cheese.

Please milk me

rob's laugh right there was so good.

Its really kind of pathetic tbh ....

@@TheJosephoenix You shouldn't say that kind of stuff but yeah everyone should know some basics of cooking

@@matthaynes2761 I love society, if Ed had said that same exact comment about someone unpopular u guys would have agreed with it, for example if logan paul or someone never boiled water and ed called the pathetic u guys would have jumped all over that shit smh

@@victoryvishmasterblader5020 Nah I wouldn’t. Not everyone cooks and I don’t judge people over how knowledgeable they are. Keep assuming bud

yeah, like your parents never asked you to turn on the oven for when they get home to put food in...

I even remember boiling water being a part of elementary school education where we got to boil water and check when it started boiling with a thermometer, as a learning experiment to really ingrain that water boils at exactly 100 celsius

They probably did everything so she didnt need to do anything

And here I am who just made mussels and sausage chowder... i'd really really love to personally cook for someone who hasn't made a SINGLE dish in their entire life. Im a chef btw

@skankhunt42 im hoping it will somehow change their perception on food. It is not intimidating at all. Healthier option, you can season it the way you want, saves you money, but then again if those stuff dont matter to them then 🤷‍♂️. I just know when a food is frozen or fresh just by tasting it. You right tho, some just dont give 2 shits at all

Dude... She's a twitch star. She probably has millions of dollars...

@@ludwiglarsson3352 this video was 2 years ago idk if she was a twitch star back then

@@ludwiglarsson3352 she wasn’t that popular back then but yeah

@@ludwiglarsson3352 It isn't only about money, but not being austere. Like does she know how good freshly made homemade food tastes? Also being able to make it for herself anytime she wants?

@@balazsh2 She most likely gets the freshest of food from the restaurants she orders from. Also all food is ready to eat within an hour. Talk about fast cooking time.

I don’t get it

@@potatoavocado9933 What they mean is that Hafu hasn't boiled water but Hafu got roasted (insulted) during this conversation

I know but he’s saying like u can’t boil water but someone can roast u??????? He’s saying u can’t do something and the other person can do it to u?!??!?? Am I dumb

Sort of

@@potatoavocado9933 you're trolling so hard I can sense it but why did she have to know to boil she can learn to apply some heat on the vessels..

Her "100% Certified NLSS Co-Host" Sticker arrived in the mail 10 minutes after this one.

how were they not before with working man josh on mondays

Lmao same

COOKING WITH HAFU I WANT TO WATCH

Weber Cooks 2.0

This aged well 😼

Driving on the left too

Gold license plate (uk plate(

Gold license plate (uk plate)

To be fair she’s not really paying attention to the game

weather also looks garbage XD

She is like captainsparkles.

It's so weird to me since i'm someone who really loves to cook & will usually prefer to make my own food if i can. But props to hafu for being such a dedicated lazy person

@@kiyotakaayanokoji3065?

@@kiyotakaayanokoji3065 what? He does a lot of stuff and even has done cooking stuff with people lol. He’s just nervous about lots of things in his videos, especially when it comes to cars

right

David Montezon what is NLSS? I wish to understand.

She's a recurring guest of the " Northernlion Live Super Show " stream every mondays.

Oh my son youre missing out on something wonderful

its a show where 4 guys (and on mondays hafu) talk about semen deli meats and what they did over the weekend while playing a smorgasbord of games but mostly golf. joking aside, it is a hilarious banter rich show that is great to fall asleep to, have on while you do other stuff, or just straight up watch. if you want to catch it live you can find out when it airs at whenisnlss.com and you can wind the twitch vods at ru-vid.com or twitch.tv/northernlion/videos.

I also have to add that Kate being triggered was soooo good.

@@SexyBibliophile I think thats when her mother brain kicked in. You could feel how much she wanted to travel to Hafu's place in order to help her =P

LOL, I know you're talking about how skillful she's become at lying to people in Among Us, but I hope people don't misunderstand this as you shading her for becoming a dishonest person later or something.

that's not a good thing

snaK other than some of the sandwich talks.

That is perhaps an industry problem rather than individual. Washing dishes for 10 minutes x 365 days a year is a lot of time perhaps wasted. One and a half work weeks of time per year just on dishes. Dishwasher could half that time.

@@cdgstuff7512 watching youtube for an hour a day is a big waste of time as well, and that doesn’t help you maintain your quality of life. not every second has to be used to its maximum capacity

@@kirstenhowell07 Yes, true. But I hate washing dishes. I do love analyzing. Also addicted to RU-vid.

@@cdgstuff7512 10 minutes??? What elaborate four-pan five-pot six-dish shit are you cooking?

@@cdgstuff7512 That's why dishwashers exist.. It's a 2 minute job to take the dishes out every 3-4 days..

Asian parents

shes eaten food made by her family before lol. just not made her own

@I'm gay so that's funny I'm using that 😂

U are bad at coocking, she is just worse

She doesn't even try to be a functional human. Kinda gross. Just another rich brat it sounds like

Wdym “left alone”? She makes her own money live through her own means, right?

@@blakejhonshen2710 💯 facts

@@blakejhonshen2710 what? she works so hard to make and edit her videos. she streams like a million hours a day, of course she’s going to be drained. how is she a rich spoiled brat? she worked so hard to build her twitch channel up and if she can afford to buy takeout everyday, why can’t she? it’s her money and her body.

@@10plate I'm guessing you yourself are either rich, or were spoiled as a child. Normal people should learn how to feed themselves. And "hard work" doesn't mean you can't learn to be a functional person. There are PLENTY of people in the world who work several *times* harder than she does who are functional people who know how to cook. Also, you're assuming that she's putting in work. Dude, I guarantee you that she's getting editing help. If not, well then good for her, but SO many people work hard (even harder, probably) who edit videos, and they learn how to cook themselves. Also, you seem to be laboring under the delusion that all these streamers are for some reason incredibly hard workers. I'll admit that streaming is probably draining, but there are construction workers and janitors who work FAR, FAR harder than ANY twitch streamer, so she's not really a hard worker - sorry. Furthermore, you're ALSO forgetting that she wasn't a fucking streamer since she was born. She must have had a childhood too, meaning that her parents never, ever made her do anything for herself, thus implying that she was a rich, spoiled brat. I don't see how you can't get the logic. Finally, what the fuck does this have to do with her body? When the holy fuck did we start talking about her body? The whole point is that she's coming across as an entitled prick who can't take care of themselves. And right now, so are you.

i've seen people heat the water in the microwave maybe she does this D:

She probably postmates starbucks to her door just like food

Boiled water is too hot to drink. Waste time waiting for it to cool. Every morning, I microwave mug of water for 70 seconds, steep cheap tea bag for 4 minutes. Drink it down, do it again, same bag

A kettle, probably. I know they're less common but still around in America.

Probably a thermos with a water heater

First time I have seen a Hafu video on youtube, wasn't expecting this level of entertaining banter.

i mean rn we are in a society where you don’t need to know how to do this stuff and if you do need to know you can just search up how to do it in 2 seconds

Tbh, if she's surviving on hotpockets and snacks, she is doing harm to herself but :shrug:

@@MegaOgrady some of us don't want to live forever

@@JITCompilation No one lives forever lol It's more about one's life expectancy

@@MegaOgrady the world sucks tho, why be on this Earth longer than like 70 years; from 70 -100 years old, you're in pain and your brain is deteriorating anyway

The trash she outputs by buying food all the time concerns everyone to some extend

James Tran bump

That would be amazing, knowing now that she CAN'T BOIL WATER!!!

Don't you only get ingredients/recipe from blue apron? That'd be a nightmare.

EmeraldCoastReptiles She has been on it for about 2 months now.

but the poster is for pizza

@@ashergreen7363 What? So, rather than thinking they eat pizza in Britain, you thought perhaps they spoke English in Italy? Duuuuuude. What the... You need to go back to school and do it all over again.

@@Nabium no that was her logic

@@ashergreen7363 ah, you were being ironic. yeah. i don't get it. does she not know they speak italian in italy? this had me so confused.

Also the fact that the cars were driving on the left side really limited the options lol. But I guess that's easier if you live in Europe

@arrsea No. Opinion, not sexism.

@arrsea stupid ???? Wow

@arrsea is it sexist to expect your spouse to be a functional human being? IMO its a standards thing

Nah, you'd be the waifu for her. But apparently David is almost as bad.

*Lazy