"Hair Bandit" - The Andy Show - Patreon Throwback 

The real reason I wear all black: so nobody knows I’m always sweating profusely from social anxiety

The funniest part is that she was home... He could of just asked her to bring it to him😂😂😂

"Now I'm mad because he's mad and just lying, but defiantly!" -Andy Biersack

Andy, you make my social interactions look normal... and that's really saying something.

As if this story isn’t hilarious enough on its own, Joe’s laughter and Pats commentary just makes it a million times funnier! 😂

OMG I'm laughing so hard right now I could just see Andy running out of the store in black jeans in 85 degree weather all the way home to get his card and run all the way back lol this is not a dine and dash this is a haircut and dash 😂 love you Andy pat and Joe you never disappoint

Every time Andy says "I'm sweating", or talks about sweating in general, take a shot.

Who agrees with me if Andy should bring The Black Veil Brides

ANDY I RELATE MAN!!!! My hair is blue and stupid me accidentally said it was my natural color. And I never went back to that place AGAIN!!!!

The hair dye lie

I love when Joe giggles and is happy it makes me laugh😂

You running out of the store had me crying of laughter 😂😂

This is my absolute favorite story! I crack up every time

" *That man stole a haircut* " -Pat Fogarty 2018

I love how hysterical joes laugh is when andy tells these stories

At 11:38 When he says "i was running" it sounds like Forrest Gump saying "i was running" lol I love this story.

Omg was great😂😂 But wait, Andy you're a rock star... and pretty well known.. um what if they watched this ?😂

This is BY FAR my favourite Andy's storie 😂😂👌💕

This was the best fucking story lol

Everytime he says at the end "I'm in your house right now" I look around and then i realise he's not actually there

3:52 that voice crack tho

That guy stole a hair cut!!! XD

*Doesnt ask wife for a ride back to the barber shop**Decideds to run 2 more miles back to the barber shop*

Andy’s adorable laugh at 7:31 😍💕

The Hair Dye Lie and this one back to back....I'm dying LMBO xD

9:36: The sound Andy made tho! XD

I love how much Joe laughed so hard at all of this!

I come back to this video periodically just to remind myself other people also suck at social interactions 💀

I freaking love this story, why is Andy me in any social situation?!😂🖤

Andy: “I wish I had driven” 😂❤️🖤

Omg I love the blond in his hair! I love his natural blond!😂😍

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard in my life 😂😂😂 oh man I can’t breathe

I sound like how Juliet used to, when she used to smoke. I have a really raspy girls voice and I love it, ngl.

andy's hair stories are the fuckin greatest thing ~ this has always been my favorite tho

don't now why but this is a comfort video for me !! it's just this whole story 😅

Also, I so feel your pain Andy! My social anxiety is absolutely unbearable, and going to the salon is always an awkward nightmare for me too. I have an appointment this Friday, wish me luck lol

This story and the story about waiting for the television to arrive and be installed are my favourite stories. Andy has such great story telling skills. Lol

I remember this story. From 2 other throwbacks and the “best of season two”

Ive just realised... where did andys red highlights go? also OOF this show kills me because its AMAZING

I can say properly that Andy is currently my FAVE PERSON ON THE PLANET

I always laugh so hard at this one. Andy I stg only you do this stuff 😂

This has become my new favorite Andy Show clip 😂

"that man child does not like confrontation"

Pat calling Andy a man-child is the best thing ever

'I have very few friends so it's nice to have made a friend' ... anyone else instantly think ANDY YOU SMOL PRECIOUS BEAN I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND

These type of videos make me want to get a cosmetology so i can cut hair and just hooe andy walks into my salon one day. I mean im already in LA just gata find the right area for the best possibility for andy to walk in.

I'm still crying from how funny this was 🤣🤣🤣🤣

ive been a fan of bvb for few years now AND I JUST GOT THE INFO THAT ANDY DYES HIS HAIR??

Andy knows the true struggle of social akwardness

Andy is my spirit animal lol I get nervous when I get my hair done too. I’ve had my fair share of awkward experiences at hair salons so I know your pain his pain

why didn't he just call his wife?

Everyone who has social anxiety can relate to this so hard!

Andy is me in Life. We try, but talking just doesn't work.

I'm dying from laughter!! I love Andy 😂

Thank you for posting guys!!💖

This is the reason my sister dose my hair

Right now I was waiting for this😍 Thank you so much, it saves my day❤

Oh my gosh this is soo funny and relatable

Love you guys. 🖤

omg, socially anxious Andy is me everyday 😂

Love y'all. This makes my day. My kids like watching too. Can't wait to see more videos

You guys should bring the barbers on the show!😂

Love Andy tbh he’s awesome as heck

I love the videos of the Andy show ❤️ 🖤

Oh my gosh, andy 😂😂😂 i'm dying, it's so funny

Pat: gotta get the Hetfield going 'h-yeah, 'h-yeah', 'h-yeah'

I COUGHT THAT SWEENY TODD REFRENCE

*THAT GUY STOLE A HAIRCUT*

He is just so damn funny!!! I get social anxiety too and lie over the dumbest shit 😂

Still my favourite story XD

I almost peed myself from laughing so hard at this 🤣

I love your show 🤗

This vid made my day 😂 😂

Social anxiety isn't funny but your stories are too good 😂😂 So I'm sorry for laughing about your awkwardness

The future is now! The Andy Show! * Jazz Hands *

Love yaaa 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

Love andyy mi guardian angel 😍❤❤

I love the Andy show

I laughed so hard I started fucking crying and my eyeliner was running

I have the same awkwardness around hair people.

I feel less bad about my hairdresser misadventures now.

i get nervous when i get my hair done too 😂😂😂 i really wanna hear the barber's side of the story omg

I love you guys

Barber: Your natural hair color is black Right? Andy:(nervously screams) YeaAh

Wait.... Andy is in my house? Omg i need to find him, hug him and never let go

I laughed so hard watching this lol

Not me noticing that joe’s mug says daddy😆😅

I love Andy

I love it 💜💜💜💜

Oh Andy.

Yasss love these videos 😍😍😍

The curious thing about me laughing at this story is that I did something similar. I cut some ends of my hair just because I felt like it and of course they were uneven and weird. Then I went to my hairdresser and she asks "why did I you cut your hair yourself?" And I was like "I didn't" and there was this uncomfortable silence, she just stared at me and I had to admit I have done that for no purpose at all. Turns out she didn't get angry about that, lucky me hahahahah

Seeing Andy live again tonight

Bring either all of bvb onto this show or...and I'm just gonna say it... brendon urie.

AHH GOD..... I NEED A BREAK.... I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! 🤣🤣🤣 (I know how late I am)

I’m wheezing

Can we talk about how much Andy talks about his sweat in these videos

Andy honestly is the awkwardest person alive

This sounds like something I would do tbh 😂😂

I’m crying 😂😂😂