HALES OWN Kukri makes players QUIT 

I refuse to believe this man doesn't have an "angry" aura. Getting a cheater accusation after killing a single scout with melee ONCE is insane. He breaks the lamp bulbs and people get angry near him. He's not human.

12:31 bless you 12:33 bless you 12:35 bless you 12:37 bless you 12:38 bless you

Every medic the moment the pull out a syringe gun immediately gains 200 pounds.

>Purposefully cripples himself by playing melee only >Doesn't even use a passive secondary >Still manages to cause multiple ragequits

Holy fuck Void was so salty he missed every shot that he blames fatmagic through gaslight himself into thinking he was cheating lmao

It's drugs this year , the congestion is from drugs

he sounds like he's about to sneeze CONSTANTLY, must be springtime

Chunky Caster: Melee crits a scout once Scout: "GUYS HES HACKING!"

Love that demo seeing you sneaking behind the team and going "what a silly little guy i wonder what hes up to" as he just follows you around

1:24 how tf did that guy missed ALL of his 6 shots at point blank? the fact that it even happened is just insane 💀

the 2 minute medic chase is peak entertainment

>obese wizard enters lobby >kuks entire enemy team >refuses to elaborate >eaves

I don't know what's better: the random crit for Hale's own, or the Medic chasing you to the ends of the earth.

12:50 Australian soldier performing guerilla warfare tactics by hiding up a tree with their trusty bloodstained kukri blade hearing the sounds of war up close and succumbing to the vietcong... this is so sad

"Why does it work?" Give an angry man an angry machete and you tell me? This man makes people drop their pancakes butter side down, he just has that aura.

The engineers knew they had to defend 2 points behind with their sentries after realizing fatmagic got hale’s own on his kukri

The number of sneezes directly correlates to the numbers of crits you get. It's mathematically true

13:30 love how the cut after the tunnel visioned soldier shows in the kill feed that, yes, fat could not resist trying to melee the pocketed soldier.

2:00 There’s NO way you got hackusated as melee sniper. I’m legit baffled!

1:23 misses 6 shots in a row, then later, 2:00 "Hey dude, its not okay to use cheats even if you are with you are using only your melee 😡😡"

Dude, the chicks just saw you ranked up your strange in chat man. You're scaring the chicks off dude. You're scaring them off.

1:23 Can we get an F in the chat for the scout this missed 6 shots then died to a crit

holy shit dude your name checks out i was in a hightower server like last month and this guy with your name in this video kept killing me so i was all like 'stop smelling me' lol thought it was you

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Please Mr. Magic, do it jiggle?

Main story: Melee sniper Side plot: Zenerath's character arc

i read the title as "hales own kukri player makes out" lol

I like to think of Fatmagic as the "Bob Ross of TF2"; calm commentary over the craziest TF2 gameplay you've seen.

It's truly amazing how fatmagic can both be a skilled sniper sneaking about and then 11:20 happens

Obesewizard commits manslaughter but a single time on the Reconnaissance class and gets accused of illegitimate tactics, so very melancholy

23:40 you've become the friendly

0:53 hey I’m in the video. Was fun playing that round with you. And a bit funny that I got killed by you instead of that spy you were chasing,(5:11) ha. Love your videos and Keep up the great work.

Obligatory "Why does the Fatmagic sound depressed? Is he okay?" Best of luck with the rats this season.

19:26 goofy chase scene beginns!

atarv001 is what every TF2 player should aspire to become, what bliss

1:25 Ayo that scout missed every shot when you’re right in front of him 😂

FatMagic Lv.98 Sniper Wizard Passive: The Anger of Boss Baby - When an enemy is killed, apply 5% chance of instant ragequit. Dr. Large's Blessing - Increase the overall stats by 5% for every angered enemies he caused. Giuseppe Command - Increase the random critical chance by 50%.

Teleporter going up. "no it's not"

19:24 love that chase you had with the medic, there was something very flirty about it hahahsshs

Can we as fatmagic viewers be collectively known as "Fat Acolytes" or perhaps "Acolytes of Fat"

0:49 - London

RIP fatmagic, it's so sad he has left us, may he fly high. best of wishes to his gf, who faithfully uploads his scrapped videos to continue his legacy may he snipe us from heaven ❤❤❤

1:23 that scout is simply built different

There was a time that I camp in a building with health pack, I was doing the usual sniper gameplay, then enemies start appearing, on that moment my inner fatmagic woke up with angy pumping on my blood, I took my kukri out and killed 1 scout, 1 demoknight, 1 hybridknight, 2 soldiers, 2 spies and 1 sniper. After that massacre, the enemy team just pushed forggetting i was still there lol

That Scout lol 1:20.

The kill to get Hale’s Own being a random crit is just poetic

@Fatmagic That medic that was following you around the map was priceless. Thanks for the video mate!

Fatmagic: you ARE depressed.

This is literally post-hibernation Fatmagic

Void went from :3 to >:c real quick

now that its hales own it requires more brain to kill the enemies

wow, that first scout was so bad with that shotgun. 🤣

hiiiiii I'm here! i was the hybrid medic around 10:20. that match was so fun, it's my favorite match of tf2 ever. tbh I thought you were some f2p going around and killing people with your kukri, I didn't even notice that it was nearly hale's own lmao also, i'm proud to announce that my strange blutsauger now also has a professional killstreak! i'd get an australium one, but i'm not spending $20 on that, at least not right now (I was also the Pyro at around 11:30, 11:55, and maybe some other places I didn't notice. I actually got sent this when it was released but forgot to comment lol)

The chase sequence is underrated and hilarious nice man 😂

My first thought was that you sounded like you were an older youtuber trying to imitate their younger selves enthusiam but had their older voice travel to the imitation in the form of how gravelly it sounded

I love how there's a feud going on in the game chat between 2-3 other people while you're doing this.

I firstly heard about you from Vorobey, decided to watch you and OH GOD I'LL NEVER REGRET THAT DECISION, awesome content mate!

This video was honestly entertaining and funny, kept me up watching and laughing LOL

I love you, Well-fed warlock, thanks for the videos

The aura of this man to trick enemies into being friends and follow him into elaborate goose chases is bewildering

1:22 this scout missed every single shot and then typed this shit 1:57

That Medic chaise ending to a crit was so funny. Got fricking shanked from the shadows. Got London treatment

my favorite part of the moment at abt 23:40 is that in the killcam(23:45 ish) you can see a red spy in the background on his way to kill them all

This video is full of the crazy large shenanigans I love

It's rare to see fatmagic with friendlies but it's always gold

My friend "Oink

i could easily see myself watching you in ten years and going on a nostalgia trip jerma style.

hits a crit "I'm really angry" I always love that

You created a new unusual tracker *Players that quit after dying once*

tf are those sound effects, with your laugh (especially 02:04) it makes video even better

this was a good video to enjoy mcdonalds too, now if you'll excuse me i must squeeze the lemon

you fr did kuuk with that

It's so poetic that your last kill to hales own was on a spy and a random crit. You should name your kikri to "anger"

Rumor has it that Fatmagic will do a cooking video if we all make enough noise

this year: fatmagic has crippling anxiety

That medic chase though bruh 💀

Getting a hales own not only with a crit but on a cloaked spy feels doubly fitting for the channel. Really need some french music now

This is a deep TF2 moment.That will be forever remembered throughout history

Congratulations on The Hale’s Own Kukuri! Now, perhaps it is time to go for a Mighty Hale’s Own Righteous Bison?

12:32 BLESS YOU omg xD

Fatmagic be like: "If it's wine, It's mine"

i genuinely cant remember the last video that made me laugh as hard as that medic chase-

Fatmagic has been uploading so much I love this

What a nice little romance sub plot with the medic

Omg fatmagic is playing sny From the 2013 sfm "spyper and sny"

“That Snipers A Spy!” Bro asf :

well, I remember faintly of one time when I was sniping on turbine some years ago. Was switching between the kukri and the pan as my melee. Enyway, so the other team had like 4 or 5 spys that was targeting me and two other sniper alot. So I was out for blood and quite mad at that point after dying 10 times in just one round. I crancked up my volym so I could hear the decloak and footsteps better and when ever one of the spys decloaked, I turned around with the pure energy of "fuck around, find out" and gaben then blessed me with 6 crit swings! 2 scouts, 2 spies, 1 heavy, missed my last two swings and then I died to a pyro. Laughted like a madman. I think that how it went, I could be wrong though

12:31 beautiful. New hit sound?

Nothing like watching our favorite Large Wizard and his wacky hitsound.

I wanna see a vid where fat plays spy, sneaks behind enemy lines, and then decloaks in front of the engineer just to steal his metal, then repeat

hey look, he's playing the sniper from the meet the spy video!

the kukri is so powerful everything it touches gets sent to the shadow realm

that one guy that missed 6 point blank shots in a row is how it feels like to use the force a nature

It sounds like you turned back the clock on puberty a bit. Keep making the videos dude 👍

That hitsound never gets old

12:41 yoo i think i know that lord horizon guy

From 8:10 to 8:40 there's some music playing while Supple Sorcerer is in the hallway. Is it from a Metal Gear game to go along with the "!" ?

is anyone gonna talk about the perfect markiplier-ness of that intro?

using the kukri instead of the bushwacka give's snipers a terrifying presence

I thought you had IBS for a sec, thanks for clarifying