Half Life 2 but it has been Google Translated back and forth 

That felt like getting punched in the throat, I was fucking crying lmao

that sounds like something that would happen in g-gundam

The stroke is not changed.

Did you had to abbreviate Civil Protection?

@@ElArto95what’s wrong with civil p?

@@WhatIsTheHeat CP is also short for the more notorious term of child porn, CP is often used to get around filters that censor the phrase "child porn" so most people who know a lot of internet slang will read CP as child porn

​​@ElArto95 I still remember when that used to be abbreviated for Checkpoint at some point.

Child Pornographers? Now that's a new one. Kids filming porn in city 17. That's a harsh future.

Cursed to corrupt every game he touches

@@krossbones5035 So business as usual then?

@@lilwyvern4 More or less

I feel like this is going to be a moment in HL2VRAI. *Coomer:* "Gordon, it is safe to assume that the Administrator is a brainlet. He doesn't even put out different flavours of his Private Reserve."

​@@GmodPlusWoWand then at the end bubby recites the exact line eli says here

@@nuxx1876 If that happened, it'd be serendipitous as fuck.

@ZoomerStasi God forbid people flex their vocabulary, sourpuss

Followed by him asking "Who are you going to kill?!?" He knew things were about to go south now that German Cicero Freeman had arrived.

and right before this happened is the "[zipper]" sound effect, implying that we're actually in the Gorgeous Freeman universe

It's like it was a recurring problem the engineers said they fixed yesterday, but when he sees it happen again, he's just like "Are you kidding me?! They said they fixed this!"

dr breen if he were written by neil breen

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO KILL??????????

*VOMMY PLZ*

What did the Teletubbies do this time ?

Can you blow my whistle, baby, whistle, baby? Let me know

​@@Jeeblydeeblygod damn it

​@@JeeblydeeblyHuh?

​@@JeeblydeeblyI forgot this song existed for the longest time :(

he’s got more important things to worry about, like bicycles being shat out and cat girls

2004 was 10 years ago😧

OMG ROLF

what

​@@biosupdate7449what no it was 20years ago

@@sgasWhat What

it was great

so how was your weekend

They are seriously underrated. They would honestly be fantastic additions to the Vinesauce crew.

The only downside of them getting to voice these is that their own playthroughs lose the punch of the game saying insane shit out of nowhere since they know the lines already

Yeah they're great

He will never escape that beer he owes Dr. Cicero.

Thomas John Cicero Fremen*

Based Area 11 enjoyer.

You mean German Freeman?

You mean Doctor. German John Gordon Freeman Cicero Frimen

ITS AN BOI!

It's better to be karate!

Also Black Mess

How could he possibly forget Dr. Cicero?

Ye

Eli, 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓴𝔂

Absolute peak one-two punch of peak comedy. Had me stunlocked for a good two minutes from how hard I was laughing

GERMAN FREEMAN!

I was about to say this. I hope that's a reference.

Half life modders are very close, I'll bet money it is. @@davidc573

That shit got me crying from laughing so much imagining the situation like this lmfao.

I mean, if someone teleports into another person's office, they're probably gonna kill someone. That's how most oldschool shooters go. Hell, considering that Breen lived through the Resonance Cascade, he probably thought the same thing when something randomly appeared in his office. If anything, he probably went through that in the final days of Black Mesa.

Aha niho nkomoka

Yeah its amazing

I did this to a self-evaluation at work because I thought it was dumb. Apparently they thought it was funny, too

I think it comes from a video from kitty0706.

@@cac_deadlyrangelliot goes to high school

@@hotelmario99 *elliot goes to school

I think it's the delivery that really sells the line.

2:07 Wow, many Deadwater reference.

Deadwater mentioned

They were VAs for this

@@cbtillery135 Yes, I could tell.

Still thinking about what the drill instructor said in that Google Translate edition....

Pretty sure that's "keyboard" it seems to happen a lot in these translations for some reason

I think in the portal one it was "Peppa pig's pig"

That was Timble

German Freeman has no chance to survive make your time.

nope, Elliot Goes to School Kitty was the first to use TTS for Mossman (Ms. Person in his series)

sorse

shame Vinny missed that

Napkin story returns at last

German Freeman

It's better to be karate