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This was meant to be a one-off bonus special video for the holidays that ended up taking way too much time and lasting much longer than planned oops. If I come back to this format I'll definitely spend more time on writing and polish.
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@mattd824 6 лет назад

This hits close to home noodle. I lost my mom to Hallmark. She keeps watching the movies over the holidays and saying there so heartwarming and great. Raise awareness man. One day I might be able to save her.

@yoghurtlord1745 5 лет назад

Hallmark and Lifetime films are made for mothers, mate. I think it's too late to save her. I'm sorry.

@brokenburger3171 5 лет назад

Hallmark took my aunt, our tv, and July

@roobenthesandwich2586 4 года назад

Damn same here man throughout my life my mother has been watching hallmark films

@xandilo_bones4800 4 года назад

ayyy 420th like

@zirjaeger4037 4 года назад

dude same

@hexx2211 5 лет назад

"Christmas has been around for more than a decade." Like, he's not _wrong_ but... you know what I mean.

@katistrofic1522 2 года назад

Alot more then a decade.

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

This was meant to be a one-off bonus special video for the holidays that ended up taking way too much time and lasting much longer than planned oops. If I come back to this format I'll definitely spend more time on writing and polish.

@Armadill0h 6 лет назад

You should totally do more!! Your editing is fantastic. edit: just a note, maybe something interesting to do would be how to make the movies better?

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

I don't consider myself an expert in film so I'm not super comfortable with suggesting ways to change stuff, but if it's appropriate I might give it a shot

@connorkau1512 6 лет назад

Happy New Year! And keep up the sweet content

@douglasleathem622 5 лет назад

Write in English. I don't understand Polish.

@X1AN1023 Год назад

I mean as much as you see it as copying jontron, having more funny movie reviews is funny especially with jontron's uploud schedule

@TheAlwaysOriginals 6 лет назад

I'd honestly love to see more Hallmark movie rants.

@honeybeefriend 6 лет назад

YES YES YES

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

maybe next year?

@TheAlwaysOriginals 6 лет назад

Of course (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

@HarunoMaxwell6115 5 лет назад

Yeah!

@McDADDyK 4 года назад

@@noodlefunny it's been 2 years

@hermanmunster4607 4 года назад

SCP-174 Nicknamed "the hallmark list" SCP-174 is approximately 174 direct to dvd movies seemingly about generic low budget Christmas movies. Appon watching, a subject's life will begin to anomalously begin to mimic another low budget Christmas movie. After on average a week, subjects have been reported to go permanently missing. After which a direct to home movie dvd will be posted to their house. This dvd is another instance of SCP-174. This specific dvd will depict the subject as its lead actor.

@gabemerritt3139 3 года назад

Those subjected to SCP-174 only seem to be affected if they are relatively attractive, young to middle aged caucasian woman

@adrielcruz2736 3 года назад

@@gabemerritt3139 affects on the subjects may vary, with their perception of themselves varying wildly from their original personality, one of the most frequent at this time is a busy self accomplished woman who doesn’t need a man and then enters a small town and falls in love with both the city and a man and learns to take things slow and appreciate the little things in life.

@RavenLotz 6 лет назад

I guess we are just glossing over the fact that the main male lead in nine lives of Christmas plays both superman in superman returns and ray Palmer in the dc live action shows like arrow and legends of tomorrow.

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

OH MY GOD REALLY?? I can't believe neither of us noticed, I'm going to have to get onto Braeden later for not knowing that

@SpayceSnaq 6 лет назад

Hey I put it into the script and he ignored it, I even mentioned it in the lines I voiced and sent him but he cut it out so uuuhhhhhhhhhh

@RavenLotz 6 лет назад

Lol

@RavenLotz 6 лет назад

Good video either way :) should do more

@NilesBlackX 3 года назад

@@SpayceSnaq lol

@Mystik3eb 6 лет назад

Shit man, the animation on that slowly rotating mouth...that was life-like.

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

many hours of rotoscoping to get it looking as good as it did, thanks man

@lex1212 4 года назад

Noodle yay

@thenerdbyrd7026 2 года назад

@@noodlefunny 3 years later and yet you still will reply to this random ass comment. Or else

@supremebigbaldy411 2 года назад

@@thenerdbyrd7026 very goop

@thenerdbyrd7026 2 года назад

@@supremebigbaldy411 he hasn't done it yet :(

@kcenneckennek 3 года назад

My girlfriend’s grandparents and mother obsess over Hallmark movies, and they got mad at me when I pointed out that the three we’d watched were exactly the same

@samuelsolomon7330 2 года назад

They hated KC because he told them the truth.

@kirbystar123456789 6 лет назад

Its a shame that Christmas porn specials have better acting and more p l o t than hallmark movies.

@KaptainKommissar 5 лет назад

Wait there's such thing as Christian porn

@blgdoesthings4122 5 лет назад

@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything

@blgdoesthings4122 5 лет назад

@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything

@kalypso4133 4 года назад

@@KaptainKommissar theres porn for everything

@bubbleboy6969 4 года назад

theres porn for everything

@TheGunpowder13 3 года назад

Hallmark: 174 movies 50 actors 3 script writers And 1 plot.

@peopleperson3599 5 лет назад

How could I forget my favorite hallmark movie, the one where the white blonde woman meets a hot white guy and through overcoming obstacles end up in such a great relationship it’ll make your grandma forget her husband passed away the previous year?

@EuanOLeary 6 лет назад

174

@EuanOLeary 6 лет назад

WAIT WHAT

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

CHEATER

@EuanOLeary 6 лет назад

Noodle YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING I'M GETTING MY LAWYER

@nostalgia_junkie 6 лет назад

good bpm for dnb

@jaxoncarter2electricboogal921 5 лет назад

I said 150, so i was really close!

@lukeperkins1024 6 лет назад

There is also the "White people almost kissing" cliche, thanks to Hallmark

@CombatSportsNerd 3 года назад

Is that really a trope limited to white people though?

@lukeperkins1024 3 года назад

@@CombatSportsNerd It’s white Hollywood, specifically.

@ctimmons9631 3 года назад

What's WHITE Hollywood? Isn't it all shit.

@BadButSweaty 3 года назад

@@CombatSportsNerd no it’s not, I facepalmed irl from this shit

@crunchybeans1511 3 года назад

@badbutsweaty Same here

@extrapathos 3 года назад

My mom is a typical Hallmark fan and even she laughs at the movies for how predictable they are. I think we've both just grown to them for background noise around Christmas time.

@stagdragon3978 3 года назад

Our family made a drinking game out of it

@nobafan7515 Год назад

@@stagdragon3978 I'm surprised the drinking game doesn't have its own drinking game at this point.

@mafiacat88 3 года назад

They film a lot of hallmark movies around where I live, and man, there's nothing like walking down the street and seeing one house covered in the fakest looking snow you could imagine. In july.

@bloozbeeblooperson1205 3 года назад

As somebody who started with newer videos, bald Noodle is hard to take in and accept.

@vizthex 2 года назад

same.

@RavenRains Год назад

Fuck you balds your noodle (Ooop)

@Angelhunter194 5 лет назад

So what I think she meant with "Christmas comes with a stick" is "the carrot comes with a stick" where Christmas is the carrot and you are the mule chasing the carrot on the stick while carrying stuff on your back. Or you are a horse and the stick is used as a whip and in order to get what you want (probably another carrot aka Christmas) you need to bear being whipped. But that are all my carrot-based theories. Bye

@gnarlycharlie7964 6 лет назад

Merry Christmas everyone on this day that is definitely Christmas

@schoclatesouce3784 6 лет назад

ZING ZING ZINGBAH

@gnarlycharlie7964 6 лет назад

April Boannbra you are the first in all my time on RU-vid to reference my profile pic

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

shhhhhhhh

@patters. 6 лет назад

Love this new format to fucking bits. Really made these last three hours til 2018 that much better, can't wait for what you have in store for next year

@Uhhok3 6 лет назад

Hallmark movies, the best movies for....basic white....old ladies?

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

I think their main demographic is white women between the age of 30-70

@lucca6153 5 лет назад

They play on loop at the nursing home I work at

@burdy2959 5 лет назад

My 50 year old mom watches them all the fuckin time

@FarrFromPerfect 5 лет назад

....who put their Fabio novels down.

@The_Court_Poet 4 года назад

My mum watches a tonne of these

@Fahren05 3 года назад

6:15 This man just described every Hallmark movie to exist.

@spirit9871 5 лет назад

84. Edit: *WHAT*

@nathanishungryanimations7206 3 года назад

I had a conversation with a classmate once about these. They said they always end with either “Christmas Wedding” or “Christmas Baby.” My mom has watched plenty of these, so I can say that’s pretty accurate.

@sirteddyIII 5 лет назад

My mom watches the hallmark channel all the time and every now and again I sit down and watch one with her. Seeing someone put my thoughts on the movies into words brings a tear of joy to my eye.

@wol5fe 6 лет назад

This single dislike brought to you by hallmark themselves

@demonyckscreations9990 3 года назад

Now there are 69 dislikes

@orbuth2212 6 лет назад

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO MAKE A VIDEO ON CRAPPY HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIES FOR SO LONG AND IT'S HERE--- INSTANT SUBSCRIPTION

@HarunoMaxwell6115 5 лет назад

Buttface McGee And we need MORE!

@RecombobulatedStuff 4 года назад

I live with my nan, she watches these movies all the time. I have nine lives of Christmas’ script ENGRAINED IN MY BRAIN

@jaxoncarter2electricboogal921 5 лет назад

Crimis coms wit a S T I C C

@RougemontForge 6 лет назад

I love this format, It doesn't look rushed at all to me.

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

glad you think that, I guess I covered it up well then

@miketubapun1685 6 лет назад

This is great dude!! I'd love to see more like it, it brings a lot to the table!!

@gamersalt0424 3 года назад

My mother will still binge watch these 5 times each

@longfang31playsgames49 6 лет назад

My mom loves hallmark movies

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

I'm sorry

@longfang31playsgames49 6 лет назад

Precisely

@itslil3943 6 лет назад

Two fuckos Play games My grandma watches them.

@agonyoverdrive4289 5 лет назад

same relative (relative to me) and situation here

@johncearly7385 5 лет назад

Same it’s all she watches!!

@peluchistico 6 лет назад

You deserve so many more subscribers. THIS IS HILARIOUS

@2dawolf 6 лет назад

I need more of these

@Iradicos 3 года назад

You forgot about the part where even though they like each other, they end up having a miscommunication, or their past life comes rushing in and it seems to ruin everything until they have a heartfelt conversation with someone close to them who then makes them look past themselves and they go back to confess their true feelings, usually sometime near Christmas Eve/Day.

@teejyy 4 года назад

I wonder if these Hallmark movies are supposed to be like the cards, you give them to your relatives so that the card/movie can sit on a shelf for a month, then be thrown into the bin.

@plan8067 3 года назад

Came back to watch this video because Hallmark just stopped in my hometown to film. They just got to keep making those Christmas movies in random towns in Summer.

@CryingARiver 4 года назад

My Mom just.. loves watching these movies, despite being the EXACT. SAME. PLOT. Like,, swap some faces and situations and bam! Every single other Hallmark Movie!

@approximately82kangaroos19 4 года назад

My grandma only watches like 3 TV channels. Hallmark movies, game shows, and the local news station. It’s awesome when I’m at her place, chilling and doing whatever happens to be fun, usually with my cousins, with movies and billions of ads all the time.

@Hughey556 3 года назад

Ur animation has evolved alot over the course of 3 years. People like you inspire me to animate. Unfortunately I can't afford something to do said animating. :(

@VennyRestore 6 лет назад

Your videos are fucking quality and I'd say they are as good as some of the most popular RU-vidrs on the platform. Great Job man can't wait to see more out of you in the last remainder of 2018!

@ashannihilator8315 Год назад

Ive watched too many hallmark movies. Only because my grandma watched them all the time, id watch them with her constantly She passed in august 2022 year, and august 12th marks 1 year without her Thank you noodle for making me remember these, even if the movies themselves are bad. The memories I had around them make it better

@TheCountSummon 6 лет назад

Nice video, reminds me a bit of IHE's reviews. I like your style :)

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

SHIT THEY KNOW

@TheCountSummon 6 лет назад

Agent Williams, RU-vid Police. Please step in the vehicle sir.

@SebTH1Games 3 года назад

I had to come back to this, because lifetime, my god, this needs a sequel on how 90% of Lifetimes movies are the same

@ChristopherCraven 2 года назад

I'm witnessing the birth of noodle's format. It's beautiful.

@TheFunnymix 4 года назад

It’s crazy how many of these my grandma has I swear she’s got over 300 Hallmark movies of every type of holiday and she cry’s at like everyone

@s-a-r-a-h 4 года назад

there's also a Hallmark murder-mystery channel... just had to put that out there

@ovelhagamerbr 5 лет назад

I, no joke, guessed in my head the number 184 for no goddamned reason (when he asked about how many christmas movies hallmark made) and was just barely wrong by 10 movies. This changes nothing in my life, but I'm still somewhat proud about it.

@abberistired 2 года назад

no one will believe me but the rush of dopamine I got from saying "174" like a deflated balloon and then that being the correct answer is so sad I just need someone to know and be happy with me

@JuiceboxCE 2 года назад

Doing my yearly rewatch of these movie reviews, ily big dawg

@frecklesandfries 14 дней назад

This feels like the gateway drug that got you into media analysis content.

@QuintonMurdock 4 года назад

6:25. They sure had a white Christmas

@MagnusAduro 6 лет назад

The guy in Nine Lives of Christmas is the DCCU actor for The Atom, and the vegan from Scott Pilgrim. Just wanted you to know that.

@waylon8346 6 лет назад

This came out of nowhere but it's so cool! There's so much shit review content floating around now so it's cool to see something creative and really fucking funny. Keep it up b.

@defaultsoop8723 2 года назад

Damn I can't believe it's been 4 years since we were graced with this video. I still enjoy this video.

@berfhv 6 лет назад

184

@berfhv 6 лет назад

wow that was really close

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

impressive

@lxverdant1837 4 года назад

_"Oh my gosh it looks so green"_ She sounded so dead inside delivering that line

@mtotowamidiri 5 лет назад

That was the dude from Superman Returns right? What a fall from grace

@thethirdbroski 6 лет назад

This was really well done, gave me quite a lot of laughs. keep up the good work noodle boy!

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

my man

@maxjonson 3 года назад

Speaking of being late, I just watched this.....and enjoyed it.......enjoy the view count and I love your halo videos!

@Bittamin 3 года назад

So this is where it all began? Dude this video is the pilot to your channel being so good now, hats off

@Shilobotomized 4 года назад

Can't help but notice all the persona music in your videos... Very nice.

@Qwazzy2021 4 года назад

Oh my god, they did this same plot for a Halloween movie.

@conagher 3 года назад

In my childhood there was Hallmark television channel that aired the same movies over and over again. But me and my family liked those movies. There was a movie about a family travelling on some magic ship with magic creatures, in the end they wake up to realize that *it was all just a dream*, but then they realize *it wasn't*. There was also a strange movie, of which I only remember that there was an antropomorphic pig that was cursed to indefinitely eat berries that only made him more hungry, there was also some Chinese magician trapped in a bottle with dragons, because the pig betrayed him. So yeah, I had a different image of Hallmark. Besides Christmas cards, that shit's universal.

@ismellrudolph 6 лет назад

throws chicken then cooked potatoes then broccoli at womans head "oh sorry, didnt mean to do that"

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth 5 лет назад

I guess... 38,000. A guess so high it'll make the real answer feel tame and dull in comparison. That's right, I have mastered the art of ruining rhetorical questions.

@AceSalmonHandler 2 года назад

first time watching the older ones and honestly, I really like the old artstyle. Keep going with the newer style though because it's really good.

@leohewitt8784 4 года назад

Yo wait I just saw your Panoots T-Shirt on. That's awesome man!

@Figburn 6 лет назад

it's a christmas miracle

@kelsanggyudzhin2340 4 года назад

Watching this 2 years after release, and got legit spooked when I guessed "175" and he says "174" My brain froze like "O cRAp, DiD hE hEaR mE?!" ...I need to get some sleep man what am I even doing

@ha_chlorine 3 года назад

my mom constantly watches these films, and i must say that christmas comes with a stick

@xersis31 4 года назад

good job, please keep doing what your doing, actual hard work is put in your vids

@r.0.b.429 5 лет назад

This was absolutely hilarious! I could watch this video all day! Editing and comments were not only creative but truly knee slap worthy. Extremely high quality. I don’t know how you’re able to find the time to make this but you’ve got something truly special here!

@gododoof 5 лет назад

Just in time for christmas this year.

@RubyRevenant2 3 года назад

watching this video gon' be my new christmas tradition

@duckdee 6 лет назад

Hey this was good boyo, looking forward to the next ones!

@muggy87 6 лет назад

I need more in my life i love this

@RedneckSwede Год назад

You know your life is a success when you haven't received a role in ANY Hallmark movie EVER! Good job people! Be proud of yourselves!

@shadowjokergp859 3 года назад

I remember watching Hallmark Christmas movies at my aunt's when she wasn't around when I was like 7. Didn't like them then, and I probably never will

@MrH2O1998 5 лет назад

The description of these being something you leave in the background while making dinner is really accurate.

@kaibaiarrio1299 3 года назад

That blonde haired chick and her sorta friend producer thing had more chemistry than anyone else in this movie

@puffpastri 6 лет назад

this was a good funny video noodle, I liked this

@alonebysunset 3 года назад

I know that Hallmark makes ornaments as well, my family has quite the bit of them they make themed ones, like Startrek, and Barbie

@BookOfLilacs 3 года назад

Prolly shouldn’t be freaking out over this but the actor at 7:03 is Raymond from DC Legends of Tomorrow

@aviatornic2839 4 года назад

Watch the one about the snow globe because the main character is genuinely an asshole for most of the movie, and is a really good actor. She's honestly really funny

@randomdude6484 3 года назад

Ahh so this is where the Noodle we know and subscribed for began.....

@c_jones4289 6 лет назад

5:59 EPIC MOUTH REVEAL

@ashwing2746 5 лет назад

All hallmark movies are virtually the same, with the same actors and the same basic plot.

@munawitdahoodie 2 года назад

this video was so funny because i only realized i had watched a christmas to remember when you showed her getting amnesia, that’s how forgettable it was

@JujuInFlames 4 года назад

I like how he tries ignoring exposition like a sex scene in a movie while he’s watching with his parents

@Big_Funi_Official 6 лет назад

Before he was The Atom! Before he was Superman! Brandon Routh was... Boring love interest in a Hallmark Christmas movie

@SecretSquirrelFun 2 года назад

The “holderness family” channel did a video called something like “every hallmark Christmas movie ever” and it’s pretty funny. They also do the “hallmark writer room” it too is very funny and is a perfect addition to watching this fantastic video if you ever want to know more about these (lame) fabulous hallmark movies.

@BadButSweaty 3 года назад

My family loves these movies, I can’t even watch them without cringing every 3 seconds.

@hatchetghost433 4 года назад

I’m not even 10 seconds into the episode but I hear persona music so- gunna have to watch.

@placidplains170 2 года назад

Listen I know this video is old, so no one will see this, but I correctly guessed 174 and I am unbelievably proud of myself. If you do see this, have a good day.

@ChristopherCraven 2 года назад

Bloody miraculous, Bravo mate.

@generalralph6291 3 года назад

Okay now listen... We live in a world with nuclear weapons. Let the middle aged women enjoy their Hallmark channel.

@cercetentones7591 6 лет назад

Keep it up my dude, still waiting on that patreon!

@noodlefunny 6 лет назад

Cerce Tentones might happen, but not anytime soon

@okbuddy1862 6 лет назад

This is actually amazing

@Fuzzthefurr 4 года назад

I really, really like your .... "movie" videos, I guess you'd call them. I'd adore it if you made more. The animation style really does open up the review to not only the regular reaction ... reactions, but also the recreations and more imaginative illustration of your jokes and points. Good job.