Hamas Terrorist Explains Complex, Nuanced Goals In Palestinian Conflict 

What other subject is as nuanced as whether or not striking valid military targets is equivalent to baking babies in the oven in front of their parents?

Give the interviewer a British accent and this is the actual BBC.

Even doing satire, the Bee was more truthful than CNN.

I thought "From the river to the sea" was an advertising slogan for salmon filets.

This is more real than the real news.

Unfortunately, that was a very accurate portrayal of Hamas and our major media producers. Thank you for producing it.

Hamas leaders even said in an interview that the Palestinian people are not their responsibility, and the UN must protect them.

That "we may never know" conclusion somehow killed me. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

The most honest Hamas/Palestinian interview I've ever seen.

Babee is always depicting the most controversial topics, and turning them into satire by barely exaggerating them

The funniest part about this is, it's all true. A lot of this Islamist rhetoric is very extreme and out in the open for everyone else to see and some people still try to delude themselves into thinking it's all done for something else.

It is hard to do satire when reality is 99,999% similar to the satire...

What they mean is: "From the river to the sea Palestine will be free of all minorities!"

The swap from right wing comedy to documentary was subtle.

You need to do a complex in depth analysis of the generational conflict between Mordor and Gondor. What does it mean when orcs say they want “man flesh” and “the age of men has ended, the time of the orc has come?” Clearly hyperbolic language to denote the generational trauma that orcs experienced being tortured elves.

There is an amazing political cartoon with a Palestinian saying death to all Jews and John Kerry asking Netanyahu, "Can you meet him halfway?"

Yep, that's accurate, especially when MSM tries to spin the dogshit out of an answer they don't like!!

The funny part is that Babylon Bee isn't even satire anymore. This is straight up reality.

The interviewer westernxplains it like a true BBC reporter

“Uplift the lgbt community…” 🤣😂

More accurate than mainstream news.

This technically isn’t satire because it’s 100% true!

When people tell you who they are, believe them.

This is the best representation of mainstream media’s relationship to Hamas ever!

They have to call it satire to get pass censorship 😂

So nuanced. Truly, you'd have to be an ivy league professsor to understand it...or an 18 year old sociology student who hates her father.

Absolutely excellent satire, Babylon Bee! I commend you.

Just when you thought the Hamas depravity couldn't get any worse. Now they're Rick-Rolling.

You all really should not have pirated this from msmbc. Or CCN or whatever.

I thought The Babylon Bee was a satirical online newspaper. When did they start to begin to report actual news.

“That way I can use it as a business expense”, that is too funny showing the truth through sarcasm and satire

You could make the same video about South Africa, where the 3rd largest political party in the country can sing a song "kill the Boer, kill the farmer" and the court rules it is only a metaphor.

This happened to me in real life. At age 5 my family left Israel for South Africa and I returned to Israel at age 18. Met a liberal Jewish man who became my boyfriend. He was determined to educate me about the glories of the PLO and took me in Jerusalem to meet some, when it was illegal to do so. South Africa in those days was a police state and I was very worried to do something illegal. We walked into a building with long passageways and then a Arab man came out to talk to us. David starts ike this man, "what do you want, what are your goals", and then the terrorist said as portrayed here in his heavy accent "Israeli Israeli Israeli" rolling the word out with such hatred with wild eyes and wild hands... I put down my eyes on the ground knowing if he looked into my eyes he would know I was Israeli, even though I do not look like one, and thought to myself, I am 18 years old and am going to die now and have achieved nothing in my life. David ran out of questions very quickly and did not know what to say. Suddenly we were walking out the building and I felt many knifes in my back, it was not physical, but the feeling was very real. The glories of the terrorist are lost on me. I met one in real life and he wanted me dead. David a idiot American Jew was clueless and endangered both of us with his arrogance and stupidity. That was in 1972. American Jews are just as clueless until today.

Essentially a transcript of interviews and reporting from NBC, CBS, CNN, ABC, MSNBC, BBC, NYT, and WP.

This is one of the most accurate news reports on this conflict. Thank you BB

The problem with this parody is that it is not a parody.

I haven't seen this level of blunt, direct, truthful and smartly written satire since the days of In Living Color lol. Babylon continues to carry the torch of comedy well.

"We don't do that, right?" I can't stand it!!😂😂😂😂

Amazing how much satire I've watched over the past 10 years is truth that we are not allowed to be shown .

The Babylon Bee, you are the best!

How did this get passed RU-vid censorship

It's satire except the part about what Hamas wants.

Such an accurate yet depressing portrayal of the truth.

This is not ironic, this is the truth.

"Who? Goldstein? No! He's a Scientologist!" Excellent work, guys.

Back in my day, the Babylon Bee had to actually write out a sketch. Now they get their "satire" handed to them on a silver platter by the current left. How are they supposed to learn the meaning of hard work? They just have to sit their on their fancy internet and watch as the left writes their skits for them.

This is more accurate than the newsites the world 🌎 needs to wake up 😢😤

As a jew, I still find this flipping hilarious.

"sadly, we may never know what Hamas wants" - elevates this video to level of the Classics!

I love how this channel manages to find the topics that offend the most people possible even if it’s literal war crimes

Once again, you guys have nailed it!!! Hamas has time and time again shown the world who they are, but still, there are folks out there who refuse to believe them!

A shoutout to our sponsors at Columbia University for providing a venue for this interview...

So complex, so brave, so … true.

Associated Press checking in. Ready for marching orders.

Saddest part is that this is unironic

More truthful than the mainstream media.

No one can articulate the truth in such a hilarious way as Babylon Bee.

Imagine this character is entirely welcome on the nations college campuses and finds fellowship and welcome also in the majority of democrats in the USA....NO DOUBT in my mind this guy is a democrat..

When asked what he really REALLy wanted I so hoped he would say, "I wanted to be a lumberjack. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!"

Give that interviewee a job at Harvard … he will fit right in ..

"I can write it off as a tax expense ...", classic.

Remember when there was a difference between comedy and documentary ?

"i could deduct the travel as business expense" yall are amazing lol

It's hilarious especially as how reality is just like this. Its comedy that practically writes itself. Great job on the skit.. I laughed so damn hard lol

If it wasn't in their charter, I'd say this was satire!

What nuance and complexity. How will we ever understand the minds of such a deep and spiritual organization. Truly a mystery.😮

Why sugarcoat the situation? No Hamas terrorist will speak that politely and for so long without committing atrocities and calling for an Islamic world.

How true this is! Looking back we hate hitler for the very same thing Wheird

I think by "killing," he really means "two state solution."

One problem. This isn't satire. Everything the Hamas character said is actual reality. The way the interviewer behaved is how the mainstream media behaves about this.

If only this was a joke.

CNN , BBC, MSN, CBC may sue them for copyright.. i would be very careful.

I love that the interviewer quotes Rashida Tlaib: "'From the river to the sea' is an aspirational call to freedom" LMAO that saying calls for an end to Israel! BB's satire is spot on here.

My cousin, his wife, and both of their kids (4 years old and a baby) have been kidnapped by Hamas. Their house destroyed. The grandparents murdered. They even shot their dog. Know that what you do here is important. Keep calling out the double standards that perpetuate these monstrous crimes. Thank you. My family is the Bibas family: Yarden (32), Shiri (34), Ariel (4) and Kfir (10 months old)

They also see Christians as infidels.

hahahahah aoh man - you guys have surpassed SNL in humor!

Of course interviewing an actual Hamas is out of the question. He might say problematic stuff right.

I love this why are you more accurate than the news?!

From The River To The Sea Israel will be FREE

Not satire!! It’s true thank you!!

The moment at 2:48 to 2:56 forced me to like the video, subscribe to the channel, and share it with every soul I know.

I see the bee is doing documentaries, Well done.

Real brave he's covered like a coward.

The "business expense" part really got me 🤣

I thought I was watching the BBC and CNN.

This is so terrible but so true! What's worse is the bleeding hearts who will make excuses and only believe the soft- soap our media pushes!😂😢

Okay the rickroll at the end got me, thanks 😂

More correct than all the stuff on tv

Can you do another skit where the UN negotiated peace between Israel and Hamas. Hamas: “All the Jews must die” The Jews: “How about no?!” The UN: “Now Israel, you can’t be so inflexible in a negotiation. How about you just let them kill half of all the Jews.” You funny guys take it from there

here's a fun fact Hamas is actually using the same tactics the droid army used in Star Wars the Clone Wars using civilians as meet Shields

I thought the Bee did satire, not factual reporting.

So spot-on, I had trouble hitting the like button!

I'm glad I got to see this video before RU-vid bans it.

See a lot of people using 'satire' in the comments. I don't see any. This is EXACTLY how it is.

"Did you just Rick roll me". 😁. I about peed my pants. Well, maybe just a little. 😬

That business expense part! 🤣

I am usually just quietly fed up of the mainstream media lies and half truths. This has me boiling angry, really shows them up.

"If crimefighters fight crime and firefighters fight fires, who do freedomfighters fight? They never tell you!" -George Carlin

I love that the iPhone he's using wouldn't have been possible without Israeli technology 😂

I can't help but see Jeff Dunham doing this skit with his terrorist puppet. Would be gold.