Motorcyclist Who Identifies As Bicyclist Sets Cycling World Record 

I support you

@@fingerscrossed2453 thank you. At 305 lbs, I might even qualify to be anorexic.

@@jcmafia6979 dayum why aren't you eating go see a doctor you're withering away.

@@salsal8881 😂✌

@@brentduncan18 😂👏

Don't have to race right..😅

Love it!!!!!

Isnt discrimination the purpose of all competitions? The majority loses and just few wins, so intolerant and traumatizing.

Lol

@@konstsh2240 lol

Keep us posted on your success!

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You are stunning and brave

I salute you, you are a WARRIOR!

Genius ❤

The most logical statement EVER!!

Are you going to enroll in college again since you identify as 23 again? You should also identify as a "4.0 GPA" student. Be sure you take classes that have absolutely no significance toward progress. It's better to waste the classes time and $ with random Tourette like outbursts demanding others accept your pronouns, That's way more effective for your agenda than actually attending to learn or anything. Really push your agenda 🤣🤣💀💀

My son identifies as a pirate. Next week, he undergoes the first of several surgeries in his transition. His left eye will be removed and replaced with an eyepatch. His right leg will be replaced with a peg. Lastly, his left hand is being replaced with a hook. His pronouns are Pi, rate, and Arrrr.

Yeah, mine too!

Yep! Because bicyclists transvehicling to motorcyclists would be just as likely to dominate those races as well

Absolutely, CNN fact checked it so its obviously true

They put the motorcycle on Ethanol instead of Gasoline. It lowers the performance and makes the playing field much more even and fair.

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Truth Love 💘 ☆☆☆☆ & Equity for All!!!!

Transvehiclism! Looollzzz - Perfect! - This video and your remark should be posted on every stream showing women's competitive sports. I saw the problem coming down the pike when Pistorius was allowed to run against men with normal legs and everyone acted as if he did not have an advantage on those prosthetic limbs. I understand there is someone named - no joke - Blake Leeper. He has the same type of prosthetic legs and is being told he has an unfair advantage over the other men and won't be allowed to compete in Japan.

"I don't know what is a woman because I'm not a biologist!" One stupid bitch who wants to be a Supreme Court Judge.

😂 😂 😂

I’m glad you support the trans community, but the fact that you think you have to be a mechanic to tell the difference is part of the problem. Being a bicycle isn’t about mechanicology.

@@unclecreepy4185 let me guess, ew is often where the conversation ends?

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That's insane! I'm offended on your behalf and would sue them to oblivion 😡

I'm sorry you experiencd such a hateful horrific attack. Just know you have support from other transmotors all over the world

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"Sorry sir we don't carry those kind of chains.."

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Bigots!

Yours is a classic case of a transeconomic syndrome identity. My problem too…

Cancel em on twitter.

Then you sued the bank for being for being richaphoic and they gave you money as it was rightfully yours as a millionaire.

Bicycles are a social construct.

Exactly! Both have only two wheels that go around, a seat for a person, and hand brakes. They’re essentially the same.

As long as the motorcycle and bicycle have testosterone levels under 5 ag/dl everything is okay.

The science is settled guys.😂👍

Some people say that transcycles have an advantage with their engines, but you have to understand that cisbikes have always had advantages over each other. Some can change gears, therefore the sport has never been fair, and we SHOULD allow transcycles with engines to participate

The science is settled! Motorcycles are bicycles if they identify as such!

@@ApacheJay156 I agree! I demand someone get kicked out of the tour de france so this man can take their place.

LOL. 🤣 pissing myself with laughter!

Litterally the funniest (and truest) thing I've seen all day!

@@na1677 And damn the people who say otherwise. They're just a bunch of bigots who didn't train hard enough.

That is because everyone here is identifying as a comedian

Still no match against the dope ibrahimovic threads😂

I love the Bee….

Thanks for letting us know and breaking the chain 🙄

Babylon Bee- the 21st Century court jesters! 🥳

I might identify as a bus, so that I can use bus lanes.

You are no longer he. You are now they in traffic 😂

Just use the pronouns "they/them" then there's more than one of you!!

I think the actual term is “two spirit”

You can, just identify as they/ them and bang your in the HOV lane!

Ditto. I'm a transmonarch but no one worships me. Bigots they are, one and all.

I identify as transphobic. End the hate of hate.

You should sue them for their racism and bigotry to deny your identifying as a millionaire.

LOL!! That’s me too!!

i feel your pain my man. i am the same, i feel menial jobs are beneath me and for others, i should be laying on a yacht with 10 young pretty ladies. i can feel it.

As a professional mechanic, I’ve got to say this isn’t- *what’s that? I’ll be fired from every job I try to get and mobs will threaten to kill me?.* Like I was saying, I’m not sure I’m qualified to make a statement on norm’s “bicycle”… 😂🤣🤣

🙌👏 Exactly!!

Shut up! A bicycle can mean a lot of things to a lot of different people.

Bigot

TRANS BICYLISTS ARE REAL BICYLISTS!! SHUT UP YOU BIGOT!! you are a threat to our democracy!!!!!

Probably identified as a compact car, too. They always go to the extreme opposite of what they are.

A woman I asked out looked at me disapprovingly so I told her I identify as a rich, handsome stud.

HAHAHAH

Only a bigot will deny that both bicycles and motorcycles can get pregnant. It's ScIeNcE, people!

Your lived experience is all that matters!

@@dixonpinfold2582 what! You asked out a waaammen? How dare you! Don’t you understand the trauma you caused? I can only hope that you were reported for this clearly misogynistic behaviour and you were fired, sued, locked up and lost absolutely everything.

We will 93% peacefully riot.

@@valdivia1234567 is there a limit to how low we can go? Like can we just identify as a peaceful protest and just riot? That sounds like a great time. We'll go arround slapping mirrors and doing burnouts to protest car supremacy

That’ll teach those small businesses to not discriminate against trans vehicle identities! /s

@@draven4464 oh yeah, it’s big brain time

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It will happen just give it a little time. Peace out.

Excellent use of the comma.

it basically did happen. leah thomas or however you spell his name

@@diaperamess The sixty year old bicyclist guy was first. Suddenly, he was beating twenty and thirty year old actual women. I think he was in England where they now put you in jail if you don't use a pronoun someone picks from a hat in the morning.

I thought the same thing

well it is pride month

Yep

I bet that guy is still winning races in his 80s. So inspiring

So courageous..

(Waves his jazz hands in support)

Hehehe

True

So stunning and brave, Well done Norm.

Stunning and brave!

yaaaaaas queeeeen slaaaaay queeeeeen

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Hey, similar story here! I thought I was an archer. I was always told I was an archer. Because I had a business going around installing the Golden Arches for new MacDonalds restaurants. Wait a sec. .... I AM an archer.

@@ABC-yt1nq I don't know if you're a dad, but that is a great dad joke! lol

WAIT WHAT?!

Right, it would be funny like 10 years ago..

This video is trash and the people who don't understand what the creators are doing are dumb af.

Some lady married her cat the other day

@@GraffitiKitty1 cool story some man groomed and married his teen daughter the other day.

I knew it would be an Aprilia!

That’s fucking halirious

Did you just assume that motorbikes gender?

@@JA-yz8eq the Aprilia already stated it's a zhe, so he didn't abuse zhit.

No doubt he was bullied in the schoolyard.

🤣 YOU GO,MAN!!!

You go, dude! Live your truth, loud and proud, and unashamed to identify as what you are!!!

NAILED IT! 😎😎😎

Bullseye 🎯

A remake of the Ringer would have him identifying as his true self, a disabled athlete, and it would end, not in his shame, but in joyous celebration of his bravery and courage.

Unironically yes. I am Spartacus works in many contexts.

EXACTLY!!! You’ve GOT IT 😃 Pathetic, aye? 😖

I’m with you on that 100%. I’ve spent my whole life as a tax evader trapped in a tax payer’s body, but these intolerant hateful tax collectors refuse to affirm me

@@FlyingWire5 that’s absolutely gut-wrenching Henry. I’m here just with you! stay strong.

@@branson4090 As a fellow tax-evader, we need more rights in this modern society, we are human beings, we need to be accepted for who we are, may we evade more taxes my friend peace🙏 .

That's funny stuff right there! I thought about identifying as Nancy Pelosi.... but that's just too much baggage.

wow, you sound like me, I identify as someone born rich af

Lmao

YOU GO..BE STUNNING & BRAVE

You are inspiration buddy, thank you

This brought joyful tears to my eyes. What a hero you are to me.

@@elvewizzy yea me too. I feel so much better, as I came out as a Trans Cyclist. I beat my friends up the mountain trails all the time. Now I finally come in 1st.

And stunning! Absolutely stunning.

Will also watches this channel hahahahahah this world is small where humour minds gather

The level of hate directed towards transvehicle community members, is just sickening. This is why we need laws protecting this group.

Stunning just stunning

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I am totally inspired.

Stunning...and brave.

The courage it must take to self identify as a bicyclist. So strong.

I used to be a semi truck driver, but this has inspired me to identify as a runner. All of the other runners actually go pretty fast before I pass over them. They never catch up to me again though

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This 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

noice

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It turns out that transvehiclenism exists throughout human history, the native Americans called it *bi*-cycle, for example.

Lol same here

What can they say? It's their rules.

The woke are minorities bud.

You Monsterrrrrs! (Just to tip the balance). 😂

What could they say? I mean,isn't he just being stunning and brave? They like that kind of stuff.

Very inspirational. What you believe is all that matters! Be who you wanna be and crush everyone else. The inclusive way! As deep in our hearts, we all love to win, I mean compete with a huge advantage...I mean to be a true hero. Just like Superman. Nobody told him about no fly zone!

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Man what?? You got me there

Not the hero we deserved but the hero we needed

Pedalarchy. 😂😂

Pedalarchy xD

Hahaha😂😂

I relate to your username.

@@heavnxbound 😭🤣🤣

I'm a plumber who identifies as a lawyer. Do you have representation?

Loool bigot banks!!!

You are such an inspiration to us all 🙏

Here have my money. Take it all. Let me just hand it you. BTW I identify these bullets as each one million US dollars. Your about to be loaded

I suppose that makes you Currencyfluid

Live your truth. Stunning and brave!

I swear that last sentence is a 1984 reference could be wrong though I haven't read that book in a while

You probably are transphobic most of you dumb asses are why don't you guys come up with an original joke we get it you guys are the same people who would reuse "I identify as an attack helicopter" it's funny how you guys still can't come up with any new type of joke 🤣

I identify as a retarded racist trumptard republican. I'm transracist yet every time a go to a clan cook out, or an SS meeting, or try to hang out with incell racists. I'm laughed at and ridiculed, I feel really depressed that I can't be racist with the boys while we all suck each other off and say how much black lives don't matter. People are so intolerant and there is a lot of hate. I'm surrounded by transracistphobic people.

Twitter's coming...

@@notademobot4179 retarded trumptards are coming

Unfairness is being a bicyclist on the inside and everyone else treating you like a motorcyclist because you have only raced motorcycles.

They'd pass laws trying to restrict this stuff before it happened, or not even understand the dozens of new words they've made up

Those haters are mechanists and engineists! Down with petrolarchy!

@@jimmyboy131 petrolarchy LMAO

Laura Enginefobia indeed🤣🤣🤣

@@jimmyboy131 😂😂😂😂😂

@@jimmyboy131 Petrolarchy?😂😂

Just increased levels of Smug polluting the air

I mean even a 200hp yamaha r1 has a lower fuel consumption than a Honda civic so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@@karlgiese6100 soooo irrelevant

my 20hp125cc honda is better

My 50cc 2 stroke scooter out pollutes them all. I also identify as a woman 👩

nicely played!

He? HOW DARE YOU

A moment of silence for this gem... Thank you sir

"But soon he became to feel urges and longings for bicycles. He had become bike-sexual...."

Transcyclephobia

Obviously if it can happen in the OLYMPICS..anything is possible..

No way! Trans cyclists will own the tour! # no more bicycles. 🤣

@@glo9958 -Is that happening!!!!????

They will probably blame it on horsepower growth hormone

Loooool

Epic!!!

Indeed we do

SARCASTIC HATE SPEECH ALERT!!! lol

I wanna be a racist

ROFL! So inspiring and brave! I wish my son will have the same epiphany!

It might help if you talk to him alone about the bike...then pull it out and make him touch it.😵‍💫👍 Edit: Good God I creeped myself out reading that back.😳

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BEST COMMENT!!! :)

That sir, was GENIUS!!🤣

I actually quit my job and lay on my couch all day, because I identify as a billionaire. I'm offended that the government hasn't recognized my choice and started sending me checks yet.

Irrelevant. Irreverent indicates that you biological age was somehow revered or worshipped but is no longer or that it is somehow not showing reverence to God, neither of which is possible since age has no relevance to revereing anything.

@Scooter McDingleberry Some long forgotten science that actually taught that male and female humans are not interchangeable depending on your feelings of that month.

@@davidryder3374 HILARIOUS 😂😅🤣

@Scooter McDingleberry I think you'll find Biology only exists when what it is saying is convenient to me.

@@mitch_the_-itch yeah, and then they just wanted to get married, and now they are taking away kids from their parents. You give them an inch, and they'll destroy your life and steal your kids.

@@BigSmartArmed Taking kids from their parents? Is that what you call adoption?

@@abcdefg2120 No, pederasts in CPS taking kids from parents is not called "adoption", it's called kidnapping. It is your chose to be ignorant about it, but so many parents across the country know exactly what it is, there is no more hiding it, and parents are organizing on a national level. Degenerate filth will pay fir their crimes against humanity. You better read quick because this comment will be deleted by YT, pedos cover for other pedos.

I just noticed that this news item is on the Babylon 🐝! Has the 🐝 started running real true news items?

Couldn't have said it better

@Josh Randle while Norm focused on "ta science"

we choose truth over facts.

My feelings don't care about your facts.

Well said

@@marks6663 do you even relize the hipocrasy in your own wording? a fact can never be changed like the moon follows the sun a fact never changing, it is also truth the moon is always after the sun like night follows day! truth and fact are english for the same thing, learn something lemming!

Because the MSM is full of straight white men aka BIGOTS!

lol amazing comment

Coz of the enginophobia. 😢

I see what you did there. You must be a Dad.

Nope, it’s still satire

@@lukethykim9964 Tell that to girl who almost died in a cage Fight fighting a Transgender.

@@lossantoscity3249 Yeah, and people are rightfully getting outraged about that shit. As far as I’ve seen, it’s not as acceptable as this video makes it out to be. And besides, the video isn’t even focusing on transgender stuff it’s exaggerating and talking about like a trans-biker or something.

@@lukethykim9964 Tell it to the female weightlifters who will have to compete with biologic man (Laurel Hubbard).

@@MyYTwatcher Okay, will do!

That sounds like a perfect alibi....

It’s a common expression.

INSPIRATIONAL!! 🙏🏻 👏 👏 👏 🙏🏻

Hey, I quoted that too. Great unrelated minds think related things all the time

This is priceless!

"Beak Fishtrout....Junior"

Everybody gangster till you get a girlfriend in little league

Totally unreal*. Had to correct you buddy

Somebody already beat you to that transitioning. Look him-her up, name is "Stefoknee" a 7 year old girl/46-year--old auto mechanic man.

You're so brave. Hugz.

Transmissioning - I can only hope that was intentional.

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It was one thing when they just demanded the r1ght to drive their motorcycles as bicycles in the privacy of their own driveways, but this is too much. Its gone too far.

We need to have comprehensive driver's ed in pre-school so ch1ldren aren't forced into a Bicyclonormative social framework.

Thats a great double-entendre!

How long will it be allowed?

@@Phobos1483yup

Not world - West mostly. The rest of the world could be poor but has common sense.

@@CLXCL west Europe is just like America tho, democracy is there the strongest and soon every country will become like that I mean that's what they are working on.

@@FruitschannelMagnumIlirikum I said "west". Do you know what that means, right? West Europe is a "west" I was talking about. I agree with your second statement but bro learn some global terminologies.

Thank God the hosting requirements for The Bee are not so great as to migrate quickly (an educated guess) and that we have not reached the point where DNS interruption is an issue. I don't know how long that will last though. Will we someday need proxy server in the US for US residents to reliably reach _The Bee?_

@The Cat they do. It's called "Not the Bee".

I saw an actual new story on TV today that some leftist college is banning the term "trigger warning" as it might be offensive to people who suffered trauma from gun violence. It wasn't even a joke like this is... Let that sink in for a moment, people are getting triggered by "trigger warning". Reality truly IS the satire now.

@@Dargonhuman Some students should invite KISS to play 'Love Gun' :)

Welcome to china.

There’s literally a guy doing this. You already knew that though I suppose.

Congratulations on standing up as a trans-vehicular ally. We really need more people on this important trans-mission

@@kevinh2345 "Trans-mission" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Think about the motorqueers 🥹

What about cismotors??

​@@NOOBCRASTINATOR69 Cismotors? See? Everytime we want to talk about our traumatic cycling, here come the Cismotors and their "all motors matter" crap. Can't y'all just leave us alone to fly our multi oil flag and be stunning and brave?

@@LA_HA haha love this😭😍🤣🤣

Don’t worry he’s a Bi cyclist…

such transvehiclephobes we should hold a transvehicle pride parade in front of their shop wearing leather jackets labeled hells angels as the name of our movement and just rev our bicycles till they get a noise complaint and their business simply put out due to the lack of customers, that should show those transbike harassers

I motorized my bicycle what have I done… have a gone to far?

​@@gelid1578 use ART(automotive replacement therapy) it will help u transition a bit faster

I’m sorry you experienced bigotry

Literally shaking rn

would be so mutch funnier if ur name was jeremy white

Same here, but I identify myself as a pedestrian and use the footpath. Some pedestrians were disgruntled as I push past them in my car but if they should respect my choice to be a pedestrian in a car.

Lol perfect

Nailed it, lol!

@@testsubject5990 We really owe a debt to a certain Fred Flintstone, for our current freedom to self-identify as pedestrians in cars. If it weren’t for his bold use of a foot-powered city & highway vehicle, this world would be a much more oppressive place. Same goes for his use of a fresh dowsing of elephant snot to get him lathered up and raring to go in the morning. Without that, no modern showers! Thank you, Mr. Flintstone.

I think it's more what you have between your legs but hey your opinion counts as well.

It's a social construct, you may say.

@@stevecade857 why are you so fixated on what's between a person's legs?? "It's what is in our hearts not our parts that counts!" hahah A real life idiot once told me that in all seriousness.

...until you have to take one up a steep hill...

Not all men and women have to do different stuff or is better or worse. But sects (misspelled) is a fact. One that cant be ignored and shouldnt be.

We are here for you. You are valid. Keep living your truth!! #TransvehiclistLivesMatter

Yall are killing me....aw heck....where did I put my Depends??

Hahahahahhahahahahaha hahahahahahhhhhhahhahhhahahahhh hahhahahahahahahahahagga 1yo

You really 9000 iQ comment

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It was one thing when they just wanted to ride their motorcycles in their own driveway, who could object? Now, they want to take over everything and bully anyone who disagrees with them.

The normie cyclists should be killed for being normal though, we need laws for that too.

😂

😂😂

@@Emperors_Deathangel 😂😂😂

@@altaccaltacc7652 man, you made my first laugh of the day. But thinking about IRS and Gate relationship, no wonder 😂

I'm sorry. I hope you feel better 😕

Hands down!

Finally I understood why everyone talks about Cathode Ray Tube in 2021...

Only relevant if you talk about the whitewall tire supremacists.. and the harm they've caused to the non-whitewall (BITOC) tire community. Otherwise it's just a cover for more whitewall supremacy.

Mike, this is a profoundly underrated comment.

Genius!

11 of the vicious haters have already shown their true colors regarding this brave hero. ='(

Perhaps you meant to say "bicygots"? Forgiven.

@@jamesanthony8438 the haters are saying he has an unfair advantage... can you believe that nonsense?

who cares?

@@OlTrailDog Oh my God, that's perfect! I love you!

Completely unrelatedly.

🤣🤣

Wait, killing who-

Wait, we are allowed to ride swimmers in a triathlon?

@@-Believeinyourself- you have opened the wrong door

That's totally unrelated!

Smart!🤣

Totally Normal

Booo

Good catch!