HAMILTON according to GOOGLE TRANSLATE 

Hamilton: "Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick" Google translate: Bacon, spices.

“What’s your name, my cheater?” “And I have sinned, many things.” “He died.” “He never gets to relax.” “We have to cope with him.” Guys, I’m pretty sure google translate has seen Hamilton.

"There is a lot of baldness and bribery." This song really is about Alexandar Lukashenko

I never thought I would see a female George Washington saying "with the Mama's" while dancing...yet I am oddly satisfied with it.

The title should have been “google translate reveals many hidden secrets of the American history” And also “You can log into New York”

Imagine going to see Hamilton in another country, and the entire play being about a dude named Alexander lukashenko

"What's your name, my cheater?" "I have sinned many things." "I have a million mistakes" I'm pretty sure this was from Eliza, not Google Translate

Hamilton in a nutshell: “Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery.” “What’s your name, my cheater?” “He died.” “You can never relax!” “He does not like the world, yes.” “We have to cope with him.” “I am very crazy.”

“He DiEd.” “SPOILERS” History books: Oop-

“I have a million of mistakes” “ what’s your name cheater?” Are we sure Eliza didn’t write this

3:47 “We have to cope with him” -everyone in Hamilton “Am I? I’m going to die” -Phillip, Laurens, Hamilton, you name them. “Now? With the mamas” -Burr during “winters ball” and “the Schuyler sisters” “Now? He liked it” -M Reynolds “Am I? I am very crazy” -King Gorge Yes I just did that.

Mother : don't worry, russian Hamilton can't hurt you Russian Hamilton : Alexander LukashenkOO!

"My name is not Alexander Lukashenko" It sure isn't.

"By being a lot smarter" Translate: "Alcoholics are very wise"

I feel that Google Translate understood the essence of the musical "I am very crazy" "Whats your name, my cheater?" perfection!

This song is legitimately so catchy tho! The visual gags are so well done and I found myself listening to this over and over again many times.

The fact that John Laurens said the “Alcoholics are very wise,” and he’s drunk like half of the musical

“What is your name, my cheater?” “I have sinned many things” *The Reynolds Pamphlet has entered the chat*

"Alexander Lukashenko" Killed me- :'DDD "Five year old and his debt was debt." America: **Sweating**

Laurens after getting drunk at a bar and inspiring Alex to do a revolutionary speech: "Alcoholics are very wise"

"What's your name, my cheater?" I mean, they're not wrong...

" what's your name MY CHEATER?" Ouch burr , save that for eliza

I listened to this before listening to the actual one and for some reason I just cant get over this one

POV: You came to revisit this because Malinda said this was her favorite video.

“What’s your name my cheater?” *Eliza crying in the corner with a match and burning paper*

"Then there is a lot of baldness and bribery." Wow, just calling Burr and James Reynolds out like that.

I was watching this with my friend and we literally fell over laughing and wheezing at “drowned in the toilet”. That’s child humor for you

3:05 oh believe me, we are NOT waiting for the event

All you need to know about Hamilton is below "What's your name cheater?" "Disaster of literature" "We have to cope with him" " I've sinned many things" "there is a lot of baldness and bribery"

*"what's your name, my cheater"* Painfully accurate

The best thing about this translation is that while a lot of phrases don't fit a lot of them instead fit so well with the song which make it even more funny, example being 3:08 until 3:14 even if it feel more like he was forced to not "relax" it still fit with the "you never learned to take your time" XD

So Karrie Curry, an unstable man pretending to be Alexander Lukashenko and Hamilton Alaska, was an engineer, making a great car, and expert on technology. He often performed scams and hacks. Eventually he hacked into New York to pull off his greatest plan. A spoon connected to his brain controlled the entire internet. He was sitting in a restaurant after killing someone by drowning them in the toilet. People began catching on and Cali decided to poison his dish with something that would make him feel like he was eating fire as he died. However, when he died the whole world's internet went down along with a few people working as waiters and waitresses in the restaurant.

Mom, Can we get Hamilton? Mom: We have Hamilton at home. Hamilton at home:

“My name is not Alexander Lukunshako” *no lies detected*

"We have to cope with him - and I, I'm gonna die" that's..... actually quite accurate 😂

Who else is here bc Malinda’s newest video saying this was her favorite translation?

"You cannot ever relax" "What's your name, my cheater" "He died" All accurate.

"I'm the damn fool that shot him." "I am very crazy" SeEmS LeGiT Also, I first watched this before I knew Hamilton, it's SOOO much funnier knowing it now.

I love how ironic it is that it says “interestingly you do not have to wait” when the original lyrics are “just you wait, just you wait.”

Can we just say what a good actor she is? Like kudos to her

"Diabetes is not for sale." McDonald's: *say sike right now*

"WE HAVE TO COPE WITH HIM" "AND ME? IM GOING TO DIE" IM DYING AND SOBBING LMAO

0:20 Being in an orphanage, seriously growing up missing even one parent can seriously up a kid, but orphans in the system get royally screwed up

This was beautiful. You're the first human being to make something of a Weird-Al level of quality.

Alexander has 3 different names now : Alexander Hamilton Alexander Locoshanko Alexander Alaska

"So what's your fave musical?" Me:Lukashenko.

Everyone: Alexander Lukashenko. Me: A PERSON DROWN IN A TOILET?!?!

I was lucky enough to see Hamilton. It was a beautiful show with an incredible cast. I loved every second of it I still heard these lyrics in the beginning

Ah yes, my favorite American historical figure, Alexander “Alaska” Lukashenko from Providence, Indonesia

“What’s your name cheater?” *Eliza is typing...*

“Bacon” “Diabetes is not for sale “

"There is a lot of baldness and bribery the husband saw in the upcoming autumn *and drowned in the toilet* "

"He died" *SPOILERS* my FRACKIN *HEART*

"I'm the damn fool that shot him" Translate: "I am very crazy" Me: Well. Aaron. That label does suit you quite well.

"Diabetes is not on sale" Damn i was thinking to buy some diabetes

Those expressions and lyrics. I was laughing so hard. Absolutely loved it!! Also congrats on managing to make something of that name, and again all those expressions really killed it, awesome work!!

“Alcoholics are very wise” Said the alcoholic

I'm crying Mulligan and Lafayette: we fought with him Jefferson and Madison: we have to cope with him

The fact that someone took the time to do this is amazing. Respect ✊🏻😂😂😂😂 Also she has a good voice

“We had to cope with him.” Bootiful

“We have to cope with him.” “Am I? I'm going to die.” They aren't wrong.

Me: "who is Alexander Lukashenko?" *searches Alexander Lukashenko* Alexander Lukashenko is the president of Belarus. Me: *visible confusion*

I've watched the actual _Hamilton_ film, and I found this quite an entertaining way of warning what happens if you rely entirely on Google Translate for translating things into other languages! For example, how did the main character, Alexander Hamilton, turn into Belarusian leader Alexander Lukashenko, the self-described "last dictator in Europe"? Well, as an American of Belarusian descent, I'd say that Sasha _has_ "sinned many things". Thanks for the video!

I put Burn through Google Translate for no particular reason. Thought I would share what came out: I have saved your letter you wrote to me From the moment I read them, I knew you I said you are my I thought I You know that the angelic says When will we see the first letter? Says "Beware of this love What you need to survive " With my parent's words with my feelings Your sentences left me without defense You have built a paragraph You built the cathedral Rimago letters and wrote to me Looking forward to the Mark answers in each line Some sign when they were The world seemed to be worse Incite You posted letters and wrote I told the entire world as you've married this girl in bed Cleaning your name lost You know that the angelic says When you read what you did? Says "You married Icarus Flew also close to the sun " And your words are obsessed with your inheritance Terme your meaning phrases You paranoid in each paragraph How to perceive yourself You I deleted a narrative To have a historical future as eleza react with brake heart You torn everything, I am looking at Incite Looking how it burns The world has the right to my heart The world will not be placed in the bed Don't meet what I said URI memory Burning letters who could redeem You have lost all rights of my heart I lost a room on the bed I'll sleep in the office place When you were just memories of my family I hope you'll burn

"And I have sinned many things. Interestingly, you do not have to wait." Did you mean: *_Hamilton Act II_*

So his name is Alexander Lukashenko Not Alexander Lukashenko Sikandera Alex Hamilton Alaska How many accounts does he need to login to New York?

My favorite lines were "this baby is a man" , "bacon" , and "diabetes is not available for sale" also "he died" 😂😂😂😂

This is my favourite song now

“Alexander Lukashenko” AH yes, my favorite musical. *Lukashenko: An IKEA Musical*

"HE DIED!" Well, that was a serious spoiler, I'm gonna see if I can refund these... "NO REFUND FEES" O-ookay...

"Interestingly you do not have to wait!" THAT IS JUST A DEFINITION OF THE WHOLE MUSICAL SUMMED UP IN 1 SENTENCE

"We have to cope with him" The entire musical in a nutshell

Bacon... *Looks into the distance atmospherically* ... Spices

Random person: What's your favorite play? Me: Lukashenko. Random person: Wh- what? Me: Lukashenko.

I need to see Lin Manuel Miranda react to this!

1:44 this is going to be a very short musical then, i guess lmao 2:22 lol 2:42 _"'Enter me' He says in parentheses"_ 3:22 audition judges casting another actor

“We have to cope with him.” “And me? I’m going to die.” “And I have sinned many things.” THESE LINES ARE SO ACCURATE

"What's your name, cheater?" "You can never relax!" Those lines basically describe Alex xD

When you need your dad to buy something lol 0:33

You should do this with the whole musical and publish it to Broadway as Lukanshenko. The story of Alexander Lukanshenko. It'll be legendary

No one: My last three brain cells: *put the spoon in a sacred place, connected to the brain*

Lukashenko: A Not Quite American Musical

"You can never relax" Hamilton in one sentence

Diabetes is not available for sale Every company that uses and sells Sugar: you sure about that?

Mulligan/Madison/Lafayette/Jefferson: We have to cope with him Laurens/Philip: am I? I'm going to die Washington: Now? with the Mamas Angelica/Eliza/Peggy: Now? He liked it Burr: Am I? I'm very crazy .... I mean that's pretty accurate

"We have to cope with him" is literally Alexander's relationship with everyone.

“I have sinned many things.” “I have a million mistakes”

"Put the spoon in the sacred place"

“Bacon” Me: * giggles * “... spice” Me: * laughs hysterically *

Burr: "what's your name man?" google translate: "Alexander Lukashenko" just imagining Lin-Manuel Miranda singing "Alexander Lukashenko" in a serious tone is hilarious to me

'We have to cope with him' took me OUT

Ah yes, the secretary of the treasury, Alexander Lukashenko.

"There are other countries. Sorry." "Wait for yourself in jail." America in a nutshell.

"What makes a bastard-" Okay, not bad. "Orphanage, punk-" N-not quite, but- "tHiS iS KeRry cUrRy-" Aaaand we lost her

The way you said surf filled my heart with joy.

Id love to hear a genuine cover of Alexander Hamilton from Malinda. Her voice is so good!

My favorite founding father is Alexander Lukashenko. He was also formally referred to as Hamilton Alaska

"This baby is a man" So Philip in Take A Break

Malinda, please don't apologise, you're literally the only reason I watched Hamilton

This is legendary. "THIS BABY IS A MAN!" "Bacon....spices....."