Hamilton in a NUTshell (act 2 + Laurens Interlude) 

welp as you probably noticed there's a part at the beginning and towards the end of the video where the audio just cuts off. sorry about that, had some issues with youtube :( here's a transcript of the end in case you wondered how it went: - vote for me alexdre - no u ugly coconut I vote trombone - tHEn leTS DUeL - i am going to kill you - ok (bang) - oh no i killed him in case you wanted to see the video in all its glory here's a reupload: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-c5sYm7dRFzU.html and yea sorry see you in another 3 years I guess

"now that my bf is dead i have no gay love interest" "you called?" "i said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi" i fo RGOT HOW TO BREATH E

My name is poet. I am a Philip. I wrote this rap just to show it. And I went to heaven because George Eaker can only count to seven.

Basically Hamilton is: Act 1: win the war happy stuff. Act 2: aaand it’s all gone to shit…

“I look like your dead boyfriend dad wtf”

"poor life decisions" oh. FUCK

*Knock Knock* Alexander: Who's there? Maria: Poor Life Decisions I can't

Alexander: "I cheat on my wife pls don't tell guys." Jefferson: Ok Madison: Ok Hamilton: Fine i'll do it myself.

no one is talking about how peggy’s head is just a carrot. this is the content i am here for

This time there was no Laurens there to say babe no i duel

"Now I have no gay love interest" "You called?" "I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi" I gotta use this someday 😂😂

When they said everyone is sad Jefferson and Eliza were smiling...lol..

It scares me sometimes that Phillip and John Laurens are played by the same person

"Now everyone is sad." *background music screams "ALEXANDER HAMILTON"*

What this video proves: -Laurens is gay -Alexander is now poor -Laurens is gay -There is such thing as political screaming -Laurens is gay -I am a stunning pomegranate And.. -LAURENS IS GAY

absolutely nobody: kit kat commercials: let's break a take

"My naem is poet I am a Philip And I look like ur dead bf wtf dad" AND PEOPLE SAY THIS ISN'T ART

My name is poet I am a Phillip And I look like ur dead bf wtf dad I LOST IT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

-My Name Is Poet I am a Phillip and i look like your dead bf wtf dad - *Oh nO He FOuNd OuT*

Me: does anything Everyone: Goddammit, Lauren’s

Philip: *dies* Alexander: goddammit laurens

“now that Laurence is dead i have no gay love interest” “you called?” “ i said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi” this is my new catchphrase

"knock knock" "Who's there" " *Poor life decisions* " Me too.

Alexander: well everything has gone to hell a lizard hates me horde gay washing machine abandoned me At least I have my son Philip: dad I'm going to die

"I didn't fraud I just cheated on my wife lol" In the backround "And Alex got better but his mother went quick"

Alexander: "Nobody needs to know" HEY EVERYONE I HAD AN AFFAIR

The way that it zooms in on Trombone's face when he says "fraud" is funnier than it should be.

“Alexdre are you alright” ... *g o d d a m n i t l a u r e n s*

it's just "trombone, i dont like hamilotn :(" "whatthefuckdidyoujustsayaboutmeyoulittlebitch" i cAn'T

"At least I still have my s-" "Pops, I'm going to die"

1:23 "i wanna be in the accomodation where it comes to existence, the accomodation where it comes to existence, the accomodation where it comes to existence,"

"Alexdre you got a letter from your boyfriend!" "For fuck's sake A lizard he is not my boyfriend!" "Wait no don't read it those are private!" "My dearest Alexdre, i died lol, XOXOXO, your boyfriend, Jon Laurs!"

"What the actual f*** Alexander" is basically all the fans during act 2

Alexander: Now that Lauren’s is dead I have no gay love interest Jefferson: *YoU CaLlEd?* Alexander: I said *Love interest* not *lOw Interest* you *HaIrY KiWI*

No one: Not a single soul: Alexdre: H E Y E V E R Y O N E I H A D A N A F F A I R

Idk why, but when Alexander said "No you ugly Coconut" I almost died of laughter.

j o n l a u r s *games medicine* _trombone anderson_ a l i z a r d *alexdre “salamander” hamilotn* and _poor life decisions_

"I just cheated on my life lol" **brief silence** **and Alex got better but his mother went quick** "What the actual fuck Alexander"

I like how everyone in the end is crying even if they're dead. Poet is a child again too. 3:08 I love this video so much ❤️

Jefferson popping out of nowhere like *”You called!?”* sent me I’m wheezing

"I just cheated on my wife lol" *silence* 'In the background: and Alex got better but his mother went quick'

" *GODDAMNIT LAURENS!* " " *my name is Poet I am a phillip.* "

"My name is poet I'm a Phillip And i look like your boyfriend wtf dad "

"My name is poet I am a Philip And I look like your dead bf wtf dad"

Phillip: My name is poet I am a Philip And I look like your Dead bf wtf dad Alexander: oh no he found out HAHAHAH IM DYING XD EDIT: wth so mannyy likkkesss hoowww!! :0

*_Hello, and welcome back to political screaming children._*

Now everyone is sad Everyone: *crying* *veggie*

*Alex got better but his mother went quick* What the actual f*** alexander

Hamilton:burr wtf are u doing in my house Burr: *im a dEAD BURR WALKING* *sorry not sorry* *Edit: hOLY SHIT THIS IS MY MOST LIKED COMMENT* *Edit 2: sToP LiKiNg ThIs (no don't)*

"but at least I have my son" "Pops I'm going to die" "Phillip wtf"

2:56 random silence for like 12 seconds(yes I counted).

I had to laught so bad about the sad "veggy" in the end.

Hams: now that Laurens is dead I have no gay love interest. Jefferson: you called Hams: I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi.

Wait. Lemme get this straight. I'm a pineapple and a pomegranate?

0:55 Philip practicing all day

Me: “mom can we go see Hamilton” Mom: “we have Hamilton at home” Hamilton at home:

Whenever i see flame wars in comment sections: "Welcome back to political screaming children"

knock knock whos there poor life decisions

Can we just appreciate Trombone Anderson’s voice?

I love Jeffersons voice so much in this lmao

Thomas is a hairy kiwi Goerge is a bald mango But it’s okay because I am a stunning pomegranate!!!!

So, everything turned to shit right after Laurens died? Makes sense

My name is Phillip I am a poet I look like John Laurens And you know it

2:46 they say it like Phillip is a dog that needs to be disciplined

“I said love interest, not low interest, you hairy kiwi.”

"Goddamnit Laurens," -Probably everyone, ever

1:06 a lizards face when she says ‘well f*** you then’! 😂😂

work work angelica work work a lizard and poor life decisions tHe ScHYlEr sIsTeRS

Jefferson: Hairy Kiwi Burr: Ugly Coconut Washington: Bald Mango

Laurens: **actually dies** Hamilton: godammmit laurens 😂😂😂

Atleast I still have my so- *Pops I'm going to die* Philip what the frick-

"i'm going to kill u" "ok" *Oh no I killed him* Why is this so accurate? lol

*“Vote 4 me”* *“No ew you ugly coconout i vote 4 trombone”*

*O H Y E S, M Y O L D F R I E N D , G A M E S M E D I C I N E*

After 3 years, I still laugh

I like how Alexander and Eliza smile when Phillip dies

Knock knock. Who's there? POOR LIFE DECISIONS

goddammit laurens

2:10 i love how there's just a quiet "and alex got better but his mother went quick"

“Now that Laurens is dead I have no gay love interest” Jefferson: “mInE”

a lizard: alex are you alright? no one: literally no one: god dammit laurens

"I just cheated on my wife lol." ... "What the actual fuck Alexander."

Rip Salamander- i dont know - 2020 *AND VEGGIE*

Alex: Now that Laurens is dead, I have no gay love interest. Jefferson: yOu cAlLeD- >:D Alex: I said love interest not low interest you hairy kiwi >:u

*overused youtube meme* I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD

my dearest *comma* alexdre i died lol xoxoxo your boyfriend jon laurs 'alexdre are you alright' *gODAMMIT laurens*

Act 1: happiness, friends, winning the war, doing great at work Alex: **says Macbeth** Act 2: mk so forget all that

“I’m too old for this shit” is honestly the most Washington line I know

*Now that Laurens is dead, I have no gay love interest.* These are the sort of things that get me out of the bed in the morning.

*political screaming children* *Politics in a nutshell*

“Now pay me or I tell ur lizard.”

0:49 That is Hamilton in one sentence

My insults now consist of "bald mango" and "hairy kiwi".

my dearest *coma* alexdre I died lol xoxoxoxo Your Boyfriend, Jon Laurs 10/10 Best Letter Ever

"knock knock" "Who is it?" "Poor life decisions"

"And Alex got better but his mother went quick" " w h a t t h e a c t u a l f u c k A l e x a n d e r "

*HAIRY KIWI*

Knock, knock Who's there? Poor life decisions Oh- *F U C K* Whyisthatsorelatable

“My name is Poet, I Am A Philip” That’s As Messed Up As Putting A Coathanger In Pants

*knock knock* “who’s there?” “Poor life desicions”