Hammond, May, Clarkson Translation Fails Compilation #1 

Also because while Hammond tried to ask in what he thought was French...he got an answer in what sounded rather Italian.

​@@ianghose1 Nah, the employee did answer in french.

Yes, visiting Copenhagen’s Central Station someone asked us a question in Danish... we did Pimsleur Danish before we went, and the only part of his question we understood was “Excuse me.” The rest was utter gibberish to us, and we were barely able to say, “Sorry” (in Danish before we slunk off dejectedly. (Up to that point we thought we were doing rather well... for the few hours since we landed anyway.) Mind you about half of the Danish we learned were driving directions... which was kind of useless because we didn’t hire a car (the Metro/S-Bahn are useful and it’s a very walkable city.)

@@inflatablewolfie With a distinct Italian accent. He even used the italian word 'per' instead of the French 'pour'.

Apart from “do you speak English?” if you don’t know the language 😂

What does he actually say? 😂😂

What did he say?

@@KwakHru I think he said "You need to be 18", which was the answer to how old do you need to be to drive a motorbike. But I couldn't really understand his pronunciations of each word.

@@henmmi thanks mate

That might actually be the funniest special ever, I've seen it probably 20 times

i didnt understand shit XD

I didnt understand either. But that might have to do with the fact that I don’t speak romanian.

@@AlgotB bruhhhh lol

@@AlgotB was waiting for this comment

He was closer to speaking french than romanian

What scene is that bit from?! I really wanna know!

@@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89 some race between the Nissan GT-R and James,richard

🤣🤣🤣

jeremy really was messing with them

Lol I think what it tells meaning “HIV positive”.

HIV陽性

Wot?

@@hotcauldron7918 seriously? these are the basic fundamentals of the Russian language

(translation: How Jeremy mixed up "apples" and "cabbages" is beyond me.)

I know!!! I laughed and laughed..... (Dane here.... only understood the three unwise men)

@@fopeprancis3207 Ukrainian, not Russian... People from Ukraine get very mad if you say they speak Russian... There are some differences between the two languages, though both may be able to understand each other (akin to the difference between France and French Canada).

Underrated

It said “HIV positive” lmfaooo

woah thats the biggest likes i had thank you guys

well....they are true words

Do you maybe know which episode from which season is it please?

What did she ask Hammond?

that was at 5:55

@@Lobito-shi She asked “ Khi đi ở trên đường, nên thực hiện chuyển dần hay chuyển ngay ?” Roughly translated “Should we switch lane slowly or immediatly, when operating on the motorway ?”

thanks for that he butchered it so i cant anything

@@nguyencanhgiang2414 Always give way to the car from the right

Probably because he wasn't talking about oils and burgers and incest

He said he has an old 40/40 machine which is too small to attach a big tire, for that you need a rim clamp and the only person in town who had one was once on main street but moved locations. The second mechanic was explaining to Jeremy that he has a high pressure tire inflation machine that will instantly fill the Mercedes tire up with air.

@@ogichi32 thank you lol

@@mrkrabs8112 yeah he wasn't talking about run on sentences mr krabs

@@ogichi32 How did you understand the second one?

😂😂😂

"dafuq he just say?"

As a South-eastern United Statesian, I understood none of what he just said.

Are You Italian ?

Thanks man 🎉

@@S500- it's French... lol - And yes, I'm fluent in French

I ask you italian coz both hammond and may speak french also

Clarkson: Did he say, “Be careful out there. Someone was eaten by a shark yesterday” and did you then say, “The pen of my aunt. Which way to the railways station? My tailor is very rich.”?

Well... clearly when whoever's in charge heard what they really said about The Excellent, he decided they were all idiots and would probably kick the ball into their own net.

Ik, pretty cool actually

How tall is Clarkson? He looked almost as big as Courtois and hes 6ft 6 😂

@@danielcrossfield165 I believe clarkson is 6”5

@Bilal Khalid well, both Courtois and Hazard is at Real Madrid in the present

@Natsuki Senpai shut up weabooo

@@1.8millionvolts87 うるさい ばか

it's saying something along the lines of "Warning, lane restriction ahead."

@@tatsuyaaaaaa そうでづか？apologies as im still learning japanese

@@danbi2000 (笑笑)頑張れ!!

( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) (ಠ_ಠ) (ᗒᗣᗕ)

@@tungabunga4107 how do you make thise

The car is saying "up ahead there is *something*", and I think its saying please slow down. I cant figure out what it is thats ahead exactly, but it says 'Sha' which can mean 'car' so my best guess is its saying theres a car accident ahead, from my limited japanese skills

i think thats the joke

@@bugsiins3407 well its obvious what the joke is but its harder to tell if that's part of it. I'm sure it is tho

Because Clarkson had the worst car

You dont think, the producers are messing with the subtitles, do you?

@@syahminorizan8064 No. They wouldn't do that.

I don’t understand that part tho, why is Jeremy laughing-

​@@helen-fk4bf I mean he was joking, so it's not that strange that Jeremy laughed. It's also Richard's hopeful confidence that he would somehow get the answer right to a question that he doesn't understand through guessing. Beautiful delivery.

G T 2 0 0 0

@@Mustang150y yes

Yellow evo. FIVE months ago I think RU-vid is telling me something

It means HIV positive btw

What was the driver actually saying about the Ferrari, Porsche and McLaren?

@@toospooky051 About the Ferrari, he said it was a really well balanced car and that between the three, it was the best deal and makes you feel confient quite quickly. For the McLaren, the hardest one to drive, mistakes are easly made. It's not a car to start with, completing a lap is no easy task. As for the Porsche, we don't here anything... That's about it 😁

@@raphtes2572 Mercí

@@raphtes2572 thank you for that.

@@lmno567 anytime 😌

Ваши ноги, ваши сувениры 🙃

@@yoggsaron8452 haha i dont know Cyrillic tho

Which episode is that ?

@@gw-ue4sc the chernobyl one

@@Lionn8563 Damn, boy, и ты называешь себя хорватом?😂😂😂

How you know?

@@jamie150741 legally I can't ans that question

@@mooncake4511 ?

@@mooncake4511 sus

*"Man" was not the Impostor.* Does that mean he's not coming on then?

Heyyyy

Yea, the universal language from Man Lab series 3 episode 3

i got an old 44 that takes a ram clamp to change them. oh she was down there, used to be on main street - at this point they are probably using proper nouns i cant follow and if you want to know what the second one was saying, well you can go to hell

@@rinoz47 "I got a cheater/Cheetah tank back here, it'll air it up. It's a tank that shoots all the air in at one time" Although I couldn't tell if he was saying Cheetah which is a brand that makes cheater tanks or just "cheater tank"

It would probably be easier to read morse code than whatever the fuck they were saying 😆

@@ImThe5thKing A cheater tank, and a rim clamp. They were probably trying to fit some weird low profile or stretched out tires. A cheater tank would be a separate air tank designed to seat hard to get on tires.

@@coast2coast00 Well yeah I work in a shop and I'm basically the "tire guy" but I was referring to the brand when saying "Cheetah" cause the cheater tank I use is a Cheetah

Yes we saw the video

It probably was scripted but Clarkson has also learnt quite a lot of Vietnamese, he spent some thing like 6 months living their just taking language classes and cookery lessons

Jeremy had to cover his tracks somehow.

I mean, it's close to having one