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Castelian has got a free ride for too long. Time to give it a good kicking. With words. Hurtful words.
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@belstar1128
@belstar1128 9 лет назад
I played this crap on a pirate multi cart at mcdonalds in the late 90s.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 9 лет назад
yenk chauvaux I'm very sorry to hear that.
@belstar1128
@belstar1128 9 лет назад
Retro Revisited It was free so it was not the end of the world mcdonalds had a few game boys on a stick in the kids area that had pirate game boy carts they were there for a long time too they all broke in 2008 and now they got replaced by i pads that are just as bad.
@belstar1128
@belstar1128 8 лет назад
Oldfreddy 24 The game boy is great this is one of the worst games for it.
@MelissasArt
@MelissasArt 6 дней назад
Same. 😂 First came across it on a multicart. 100 games, though in reality there were only 10 on it. The rest were just the same games with different titles. 😂😂😂
@Larry
@Larry 8 лет назад
They also changed it to Koryo-Chan Land in Japan, and based it on a food mascot bird thing.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 8 лет назад
Yeah I saw that. The bird looks a bit cooler than the pig thing...but not by much.
@Travis-iy5xt
@Travis-iy5xt 5 лет назад
I always see you pop up in the comments in the most random of places.
@15-Peter-20
@15-Peter-20 2 года назад
Hello uncle Barry
@Nurah.S.S
@Nurah.S.S Месяц назад
@@RetroRevisited Actually the Japanese version uses a password system which makes the game far more playable
@Mace2.0
@Mace2.0 8 лет назад
The game was pretty interesting at the time for the rotating tower bit. The other game I can think of which has this rotating tower is Battletoads.
@alecrutz6979
@alecrutz6979 7 лет назад
i thought that too :D
@thisisasupersayin376
@thisisasupersayin376 3 года назад
Kirby's Adventure did it too
@TromaDogg
@TromaDogg 7 лет назад
Now this I agree with you on. Quite a decent idea, but poorly designed and executed. I remember nearly throwing the Gameboy across the room in a fit of rage once. It's not just hard, it's plain unfair.
@BrianPicchi
@BrianPicchi 9 лет назад
Excellent review of a rather unforgiving game. What's funny is although I agree with just about everything you said, I love Castelian. I love the challenge, I love the awkward controls, I love just about everything about the game except for the awful bonus stages. It's one of the few games I'll pick up and play about once a year or so just to test the old skills with the frog pig. I did a no death run of it a little while back too on my channel. It takes about 14 minutes to get through the game.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 9 лет назад
TanRu Nomad Thanks! I just watched your walkthrough actually, and was stunned - hats off to you. I put a lot of hours in trying to get to the end but sadly just couldn't do it. The game broke me.
@JomasterTheSecond
@JomasterTheSecond 7 лет назад
Castelian? If this is Ian's castle then Ian should fucking demolish it.
@Danmarinja
@Danmarinja 10 лет назад
Absolutely loved it! Can't wait to see more!
@greatbitblog9142
@greatbitblog9142 9 лет назад
I've heard that the two worst GameBoy games out there are Swamp Thing and Mr Chin's Gourmet Paradise.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 9 лет назад
I turned the opportunity to pick up Swamp Thing recently actually, kind of regret it now you've said that. I've not heard much said about Mr Chin's Gourmet Paradise though, but it's quite an obscure one so that's probably why. Thanks for commenting!
@josephreinkeiii3277
@josephreinkeiii3277 Год назад
You gave me a good laugh man... I bought this game for my gameboy many years ago and experienced everything you mentioned in this review. Your review in this video is very good. I don't think you left anything out. You seem very good at reviewing games.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited Год назад
Thank you! I was very thorough about this game, for reasons I now can't really understand :D
@FabioSpelta
@FabioSpelta 4 года назад
I actually like a lot Castelian and it's hardcore approach. It's one of my favourite games on the gameboy, and ever.
@Gameboy-Unboxings
@Gameboy-Unboxings Год назад
No. You're not allowed to like it. He said it was bad.
@carlosantoniopaezcuba4494
@carlosantoniopaezcuba4494 10 лет назад
Great channel! Keep making these!
@arcadeandroid
@arcadeandroid 10 лет назад
That's a shame, I really like the basic idea behind this game. Maybe I'll punish myself and play it.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
Don't do it!
@RobotwarsKing
@RobotwarsKing 9 лет назад
+arcadeandroid Do it!
@abomasnow7
@abomasnow7 5 лет назад
Finally, someone else who share the same pain as me, o found this abomination on a bootleg cartridge, but it was the Japanese version,called Kyorochan land
@StewarttheSockschannel
@StewarttheSockschannel 5 лет назад
I actually really like this game. I’ll pay you £1 for your copy.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 5 лет назад
I'll let you know
@RetroPlus
@RetroPlus 6 лет назад
I have this, I enjoyed it's 3d but gameplay was lacking.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 6 лет назад
"Lacking" is a nice way of putting it
@chrisdelaney926
@chrisdelaney926 10 лет назад
That's a really long review for a game that as you said you self could be wrapped up in the first few seconds with "I don't like it". I thought this was going to be a top X list but it kept going on about this one game.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
I can see your point - I don't like unnecessarily long videos in general, and if I did this again I would have cut this down to about 5-6 minutes or so (at the most). A Top 5 list on the bad games might be something I try in the future though.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
DejaVoodooDoll Thank you - hope you're well by the way, haven't heard from you in a while! In terms of Tower Toppler on the Atari 7800, I understand that - there's something slightly hypnotic about a title which really stretches a system (even if it's not a great game). Like the first person shooters you could get on the GBA for example.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
Okay, I'm glad things are on the up for you in any case! As for Smashing Drive I've seen it before actually, I'll have to seek it out I think. Like you I have a soft spot for games squished onto a system that they arguably shouldn't fit onto.
@RobotwarsKing
@RobotwarsKing 9 лет назад
Considering I've actually played through the Commodore 64 version (Nebulus/Tower Toppler), I thought this one was a fairly decent conversion of that. It's hard and has pretty awkward controls, yes, but it's certainly playable- and honestly, I disagree with you saying it's the worst thing ever made for the Game Boy. There are far worse titles out there than this.
@radornkeldam
@radornkeldam 7 лет назад
This PILE OF STEAMING DOG SHIT was the first game I owned as an eight year old who, after years of saving small change that my parents gave me, bought a gameboy... No wonder it was ON SALE... nobody wanted this piece of crap!!! It traumatized me and instilled in me a fear of difficulty in games. I already had a pretty shitty childhood to begin with, and this piece of shit didn't help.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 7 лет назад
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that. This game is pure evil
@radornkeldam
@radornkeldam 7 лет назад
Thanks, man. I was expecting something comparable to Super Mario Bros. that my cousin had for the NES. You know, pleasant graphics, accessible gameplay (not necesarily unchallenging, but accessible), and yes, good music. The only thing that this game has is a pretty impressive 3D-like effect for the GB. Oh, it certainly impressed me, I won't lie on that, but the rest... The only 2 music tracks I ever heard in it (title screen and bonus) were one hideous and the other just barely tolerable. I'm assuming there must be a credits/ending track, but I never heard it, as the farthest I could more or less consistently reach was level 2 on my last life, maybe 2. I think I once reached level 3, which seemed like the achievement of a lifetime just for the ridiculous effort it took. I could rarely complete the stupid bonus levels. I was expecting something to make my sad childhood a bit more tolerable but I got bloody Castelian... You paid 50p for it... I paid my childhood's savings for this hellish abortion of a game. Sorry for all the cursing. PS: I upvoted the video, but I wish there was also a button to downvote the game xD
@relievedlife
@relievedlife Год назад
I was headed to eBay to buy this game just a moment before I decided to watch some videos about the game and then you saved my money. Thank you!
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited Год назад
Thankful I have saved you from this hell
@darthboxOriginal
@darthboxOriginal 6 лет назад
I'd actually really enjoy getting a box of Turkish delight with a Tarantula in it.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 6 лет назад
.........
@MismiMan
@MismiMan 9 лет назад
Heh... I hated this game, too... I know this game has awkward controls. Bonus stages also were kind of difficult. But I don't think that makes it a bad game. It has a nice music, too. I played it because of the music of bonus stages. Then I fell in love with this jewel. I even completed all the levels. Though it was a long, long time ago... I wouldn't say it's the worst. Maybe the most akward. By the way, have you played Another World? And I almost forget: The worst game I've ever played is Call of Duty
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 9 лет назад
MismiMan Thanks for commenting - although I genuinely can't stand Castlelian, and I did try to enjoy it! As for Another World, I've played a bit of it - but did struggle. Visually it's great though.
@oinkmaster8742
@oinkmaster8742 Год назад
I've seen like 5 separate videos on worst gameboy games and castelian keeps showing up. For some reason the more I hear the more I want to play it lol
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited Год назад
It's like a siren, don't do it! :D
@grongy6122
@grongy6122 6 лет назад
Damn. Because of your joke, I've started to search that Citizen Kane game for Amstrad.
@luca4865
@luca4865 3 года назад
most people think "the swamp thing" is the worst game ever
@reesercliff
@reesercliff 10 лет назад
why is your voice so nasally when you show the Gameplay videos?
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
Cliff Reeser I use a different microphone for those parts, that must be why. I might tinker with the settings a little and see if it has any effect (I do have a pretty blocked up nose in general though).
@roguerifter9724
@roguerifter9724 Год назад
I honestly went into this expecting a review of Turn and Burn (AKA my least favorite video game I have ever played)
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited Год назад
I fortunately haven't had the pleasure
@roguerifter9724
@roguerifter9724 Год назад
@@RetroRevisited Someone went insane and decided to make a flight sim on the Gameboy where it takes a while just to reach your targets, which in the first mission is an unarmed transport so very boring and no challenge once you catch the thing. Then you have to manually land, and unlike Top Gun on the NES where if you screwed up the landing you lost a life but got to continue in this to have to nail the landing to reach the next mission, It was gaming hell made worse by the fact that for three weeks it was the only Gameboy game I had access to and for a few days the only video game I had access to period. I had bought it to have something new to play when my family was moving until my room was set up. But All the rest of my Gameboy games, several of my SNES games, my mom's Gameboy and all of her games were thrown out by mistake during the move.
@segaofmyhouse
@segaofmyhouse 10 лет назад
Boo Castalian! Boo Castalian! Boo that weird giant plushy in the background!
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
How dare you boo my giant Crash Bandicoot plushie!
@segaofmyhouse
@segaofmyhouse 10 лет назад
That was Crash Bandicoot? I thought it was a Mario
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
segaofmyhouse There is a Wario, Crash Bandicoot (the orange thing), and football team bear (at this time). The Crash Bandicoot is ridiculously big, about hundred times the size of an actual bandicoot.
@TheMGMfan
@TheMGMfan 9 лет назад
What's that song played on 7:52 called?
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 9 лет назад
TheMGMfan Jacob's Ladder by Huey Lewis and The News. Thanks for watching!
@15-Peter-20
@15-Peter-20 2 года назад
Fantastic video
@swingstylez
@swingstylez Год назад
Shame the port was so bad. I enjoyed Nebulus on the Amiga.
@dwarfeatergoldvaultoverlor2233
damn you make great videos!
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 8 лет назад
Thank you - and thanks for subscribing! Hopefully I'll make another one like this soon...
@Ziko577
@Ziko577 10 лет назад
This looks like that Japanese Choco game but with their mascot instead. Here's what he looks like: cdn7.staztic.com/app/a/718/718458/kyorochan-livewallpaper-871292-1-s-307x512.jpg I'm guessing this game was renamed in the west.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
Yeah, the box of the Japanese version of Castelian has that bird on it: img.gamefaqs.net/box/0/4/6/46046_front.jpg I imagine the game is just as bad though (although I'd prefer to play as that bird character than the pig thing).
@Ziko577
@Ziko577 10 лет назад
It is man. Don't even bother with that version.
@alecrutz6979
@alecrutz6979 7 лет назад
this could be the whole review the hole review best pun ever
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 7 лет назад
I don't know whether to laugh or cry
@bluetarantulaproductions6179
@bluetarantulaproductions6179 7 лет назад
Looks like a interesting game with a tough learning curve...I'd play it
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 7 лет назад
Once you play it you won't forget it in a hurry
@levitikus1059
@levitikus1059 4 года назад
I think the game looks good It is really so bad ?
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 4 года назад
Visually it's cool. Everything else about it is hellish. Trust me
@battroman8965
@battroman8965 7 лет назад
Thank you I will not be getting this blob of poo
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 7 лет назад
I'm glad I could be of service
@joycegentile8552
@joycegentile8552 6 лет назад
Ms PAC man !
@TechnicolorDojo
@TechnicolorDojo 10 лет назад
Oh my, that game looks absolutely malicious. Fantastic review as always, loved the field bit.
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
Joshua Tiberius Thank you! When is the next episode of Test Your Might coming out by the way?
@TechnicolorDojo
@TechnicolorDojo 10 лет назад
Finishing it up this afternoon (right now). Going to upload it and check it for errors and then make it availble to the public by Monday. Thanks for asking!
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 10 лет назад
Joshua Tiberius No problem, I look forward to watching it!
@MoviesNGames007uk
@MoviesNGames007uk 9 лет назад
worst game i've played by far is Mortal Kombat 3!!!
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 9 лет назад
MoviesNGames007uk Just looked at some footage of it online - it does indeed look pretty horrific.
@Karmy.
@Karmy. 8 лет назад
I like MK3 :/
@bsdims
@bsdims 7 лет назад
...i thought it was good
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 7 лет назад
Why though
@bsdims
@bsdims 7 лет назад
I dunno, the whole "trial & error" bit just isn't an issue in my opinion :/
@RetroRevisited
@RetroRevisited 7 лет назад
Bullshiryo Fair enough - I can stand trial and error in some games but I don't think Castelian offers enough in terms of reward/positive feedback to make the game fun in any shape or form. But I do know of a few fans of this game all the same
@bsdims
@bsdims 7 лет назад
Retro Revisited ok then
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