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Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
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@bryanaughal261 2 года назад

Whenever she appears, she always loses, but everyone else's score goes to double digits, and I think that makes her the true winner.

@theOneTrueCactus Год назад

Some times the goal isn't to win, it's to institute chaos.

@alioh7615 Год назад

I think this is the most everyone has ever laughed

@NoThankUBeQuiet Год назад

Other people laughing is the hardest thing to not laugh at. Even if you don't find the thing funny

@mikaelvirji5807 Год назад

She got Brennan to hit 20, incredible work

@Vekcrazah Год назад

dragging everyone else with her

@PVS3 2 года назад

"I panicked, and now I'm leaning in." I feel that harder than I'd like to admit.

@5EVr 2 года назад

As someone who uses lean into the curve in my speech alot this line fucking broke me about 20 points at least lol

@chesh1re_cat 2 года назад

Absolutely iconic, what a legend she is

@dogandchicken 2 года назад

Thats just any decision ive made

@IceMetalPunk 2 года назад

I bought my house using this technique.

@michaelottinger 2 года назад

I came here for THIS comment!

@MagyarGaben 2 года назад

Amy: *"I forgot it was Seinfeld I mean"* Brennan: **The sound of air escaping out of the opening airlock on a 1960s sci-fi spaceship**

@colintroy7739 Год назад

Underrated comment

@dakotaray4468 Год назад

4:50

@mygills3050 Год назад

4:55 for the Brennan noise specifically

@JacobGrim Год назад

I saw this comment exactly as I watched that happen lnao

@lunaponta594 Год назад

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO this comment made it so much better holy shit

@CartwheelJoe 2 года назад

I love how Amy consistently breaks more than Grant did on an episode dedicated entirely to breaking him

@allenjenkins06 2 года назад

Less screaming, "No! No! No! No!" but the point stands 😂

@ziwuri Год назад

@@allenjenkins06 tbf even if we counted all the "no" repetitions, Grant probably still wouldn't reach Amy's legendary 99 laugh performance.

@Sonichero151 Год назад

She more than tripled everyone else's score from her OWN bits.....

@mikec63136 Год назад

"Hello... my name... is... ... 50? That can't be right!

@TheVoulenterilyMad 11 месяцев назад

It's a masterclass on sinking the ship your on, just to kill the captain

@davidbasa9985 2 года назад

This is actually the first time Amy’s score was less than everyone else’s combined

@CrownedAnarchy 2 года назад

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao

@oliviafrancis1926 2 года назад

I think they’ve realized that they can laugh cause Amy is just absolutely going to lose

@UsmanMuhammadNooruddin 2 года назад

Specially because she didn't do 'the face". I lost it at that one.

@DrZaius3141 2 года назад

Um, actually, since the scores are all in the negatives, it was the first time, Amy's score was HIGHER than everyone else's combined. (-65 is the smaller number compared to -60).

@julieburnsTY 2 года назад

@@DrZaius3141 i don't think this is an ironic, knowing use of "um, actually" as you intended... i think you're just genuinely doing that to some one lol

@HienNguyenHMN 2 года назад

Brennan can let himself laugh because Amy is definitely going to lose.

@Zack_Zander 2 года назад

Gets to the point that it's Amy vs everyone else

@gozzilla177 2 года назад

They just compete for 2nd place lol

@shantcheetah 2 года назад

Hahaha 🤣

@tobiasvilainnewman3569 2 года назад

I love the way Brennan said “SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME” not screaming, not soft. Just like a neutral yell.

@BobPart2 Год назад

1:15

@Sonichero151 Год назад

The sheer commitment to the character.......

@tikaepixwhom666 2 месяца назад

he screamed in lowercase

@78TBGAMER 2 года назад

I know Amy is the best part of this but I loved Brennan’s “we can say that?”

@stellabelikiewicz1523 2 года назад

I love all of Brennan’s off-script editorializations!

@senbujohns4489 2 года назад

that's the wheeziest Brennan has been since world peace

@williamhinrichs6558 2 года назад

Since "grant caught syphilis earlier this year"

@sph3re 2 года назад

@@williamhinrichs6558 "Grant caught ˢʸᵖʰⁱˡⁱˢ ᵉᵃʳˡⁱᵉʳ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʸᵉᵃʳ"

@real.ilya_remov 2 года назад

4:55

@null9546 2 года назад

@@williamhinrichs6558 um, actually the correct phrase is "Grant caught syphilis *in January* "

@null9546 2 года назад

@@sph3re um, actually the correct phrase is "Grant caught syphilis *in January* "

@bahoobastank 2 года назад

The two things that make Brennan break without fail: being mean to Grant and Amy losing her mind.

@chrismanuel9768 2 года назад

We need an episode of Amy being mean to Grant

@YBlvr 2 года назад

and the UN declaring world peace

@crapnuggets202 2 года назад

Greetings twin

@laxku Год назад

There's also the "Can we say that?" moments. I love hearing him wheeze his way through a word.

@riandrosantosdamata2946 Год назад

*"grantcaughtsyphillisinjanuary"*

@caustic_rage Год назад

The fact that Amy can utterly crush Brennan's resolve, and I think she's *the only one* who can consistently do it, AND it's unintentional... there's some primordial, beginning-of-the-universe magic there

@genderqueercam 11 месяцев назад

We finally know what it looks like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object

@_.violyse._ 11 месяцев назад

@@genderqueercam and the unstoppable force fucking wins goddammit

@stephenbarringer235 Год назад

I will always love Amy, but I have to admit Rekha's embarrassed, hysterical wail of "OH NO!" at 5:47 when she realized she'd thrown herself on the hand grenade of lunacy for no reason cracks me up.

@eddixon2015 Год назад

“The hand grenade of lunacy” 😂😂😂 Stephen with the phrase or the day!

@stephenbarringer235 Год назад

@@eddixon2015 Much obliged, good sir!

@SpecialxSnowflake 7 месяцев назад

The way Rehka whacked Brennan like it was his fault did me in. 😂

@alienbacon656 2 года назад

Okay, hear me out: we bring on all the people that don’t break…but we also bring Amy.

@jjonestown 2 года назад

I’d love to see Katie laugh 12 times in one episode because of Amy

@penjamin1479 2 года назад

Amy "I must break you" Vorpahl

@ZeldaboyOG 2 года назад

Brennan didn't used to break.

@perfect_harmony4348 2 года назад

@@ZeldaboyOG yeah hes one of them. its just not fair when amy is around. like you can only compose yourself so much

@Thessalin 2 года назад

I'm totally down for this!

@tripletoruses 2 года назад

Rehka's "woah, there are lyrics?" to amy's dance absolutely broke me

@brettdomenick 2 года назад

I literally spit when I heard it

@officaldungeons 2 года назад

She really threw her under the bus 😆😅

@Whingal Год назад

the knife made me cry also 😂

@crowsfan22 Год назад

I am only just discovering these but that was SO quick and funny

@tryans 2 года назад

"You get a microphone and you're doing comedy, so you're kind of panicking." Literally exactly what Amy was doing

@degrassi420 Год назад

best line in the video and it wasnt even meant to be a joke hahahaha

@uhkingdom 2 года назад

2:50 Rehka doing Katie’s patented “don’t laugh” face and not getting a point for it is fucking hilarious to me

@AnbuGreenShinobi 2 года назад

Nice catch!!

@sundrythis 8 месяцев назад

3:23 her trying to spread the love 😂✊🏼 we stan a generous queen

@rowanbrown5541 2 года назад

Everyone's synchronised head turn to Amy when she first started breaking was amazing

@reginabaptista7402 2 года назад

Plus the brennan's surprise face accompanied by Rekha's not-gonna-lose-my-shit yet expression

@Montesama314 Год назад

"Ah. It has begun."

@davidmorgan758 2 года назад

Amy’s a powerful force on this show, sure she’s definitely going to laugh the most but I she unfailingly makes everyone break over and over

@luvely1062 2 года назад

The dance thing was hilarious 🤣😂😆

@JBC352 2 года назад

Seriously. To think both Brennan and Rehka would hit double digits 🤣🤣🤣

@Saberhagan 2 года назад

I did not think we could find someone worse than Grant at this game. Yet, here we are.

@segara04 2 года назад

She really is such a treat.

@Caponeson1 2 года назад

She always makes me think of Brienne of Tarth but with the giggles

@BrooklynJackBlue 2 года назад

Brennan’s single, explosive wheeze of a laugh should have counted as three or four.

@uosdwiSrdewoH 2 года назад

It killed me when Amy said "I'm not tired at all. Oh no" when she noticed there was yet another dance she'd have to do. Sometimes it can get a little annoying when someone is always breaking but Amy doubles down and has fun with it which is why everyone else inevitably laughs as do I.

@gjglioroninomicon9256 2 года назад

Amy broke Brennan, he and everyone else laughed more than most losers on each other episode. She really is the winner of breaking news, nobody else can get this much laughter out of Brennan

@ultrabigfella 2 года назад

They*

@grimdagoblinmain 2 года назад

@@ultrabigfella Ally is nb, is Amy nb too?

@IceMetalPunk 2 года назад

@@grimdagoblinmain Not as far as I'm aware. I think No Sanctuary may have misread the name in your comment.

@afinchinthedark 2 года назад

She broke everyone, behind the camera too.

@ultrabigfella 2 года назад

@@IceMetalPunk yup, my bad I'm a dumbass.

@rifkadm 2 года назад

Amy's the catalyst for everyone on this show going off the rails.

@ucnguyenminh9393 2 года назад

Amy is the new Grant lol

@pvic6959 2 года назад

im not sure if everyone lost or everyone won lol

@ambiguousaesthetic4170 2 года назад

Amy's dancing (and I say this truly genuinely) made me laugh so hard a tendon or something in my neck genuinely moved out of place and I started like uncontrollably crying.

@bthorner33 2 года назад

Giving Ally "handshakes for men, hugs for women" was fucking targeted😂

@ChaosqueenMaddy 2 года назад

There was a cut line, "high fives for enbies"

@NotDingse 2 года назад

I literally began crying and couldn’t breathe because I laughed so hard. Amy is a psychological weapon.

@imnotmephisto 2 года назад

same.

@clark987878 2 года назад

Well put!

@CorvusCorone68 2 года назад

Monty Python's Flying Circus had a sketch called The Killing Joke

@NickBenish8 2 года назад

I don’t think I’ve laughed this hard for YEARS

@ofentsekgatla3338 2 года назад

Ally realizing that they roped themself into something they knew couldn't be deliverd, followed by immediately moving on as if it didn't just happen is simply outstanding.

@QueenFondue 2 года назад

"What happens what a man and woman introduce themselves to each other?" "...I'll show you."

@wit681 2 года назад

@@QueenFondue number two!

@simonw560 2 года назад

There is a correct answer, but I don't know if I would have found it in the chaos on set. The answer is, of course, brograbs.

@Lucifersfursona 2 года назад

@@QueenFondue Kristen Applebees’ heterosexuality:

@fandomcringebucket 2 года назад

@@simonw560 THIS. THE WOMAN GOES IN FOR THE HANDSHAKE PART, AND THE MAN GOES IN FOR THE HUG PART. THIS IS THE WAY.

@Montesama314 2 года назад

Amy may lose, but she will bring everyone down with her, all the way into madness.

@jordanbailey2044 Год назад

This is absolutely the definition of contagious laughter

@balrogdahomie 2 года назад

Disappointed that we didn’t get break counters suddenly appearing for everyone laughing offscreen

@randomassorted 2 года назад

I get the feeling it would have covered the whole screen if they did that

@sirhawkjames 2 года назад

Hire this person sam

@Savenya_Amari 2 года назад

You also hear alot of the crew laughing

@Snippe475 2 года назад

@@Savenya_Amari yeah thats what they meant

@zyaicob 2 года назад

They just keep putting Amy in these and giving her devastating bits, I assume, because her suffering is the most entertaining. Even her fellow anchors keep encouraging her to do "the face" which we have empirically proven- has the opposite of its intended effect. What a high scoring episode this was

@DeathnoteBB 2 года назад

@yes What are you majoring it? Just out of curiosity.

@liddad 2 года назад

@yes sounds hilarious

@gozzilla177 2 года назад

@@liddad comparatively it is......

@banmanb 2 года назад

Grants one was pretty funny too

@dinonspace8620 2 года назад

2:01 Amy’s little laugh had everyone turning because they already know it’s starting 😂 love Amy. Always a show starter

@toasterenthusiast8023 2 года назад

This entire show has just been an elaborate attempt to give Amy Vorpahl a heart attack

@shermaniac 2 года назад

This is the most Brennan has ever smiled in any College Humor video.

@lowkeylokii4205 2 года назад

when amys on, It doesn't matter if your score is 4 or 400 you won't lose

@linkmariokirby7373 2 года назад

probably because that wasn't Brennan, it was an an unnamed 12 year old

@jeffthemagicalpufferfishco9006 2 года назад

In Amy's defense she was doing pretty well until the dancing

@jimmymiller1313 2 года назад

A personal best, I believe until the dancing

@Mr_Original 2 года назад

"Oh, there are lyrics?" was a golden reaction for that bit, won't lie.

@russelljohnson7004 2 года назад

This reads like you're being sympathetic to someone who ruined a wedding reception lmao

@pasnom4382 9 месяцев назад

“ I panicked and now I’m leaning in” is honestly a very admirable philosophy

@elithewholeshebang 2 года назад

"I think wee dodged a bullet there" made me laugh 😭 Yeah definitely a blessing in disguise

@Gambley 2 года назад

Amy really went "I know I'm going down but I'm gonna try and get the rest of them to go down with me"

@chesh1re_cat 2 года назад

"Sorry I'm going fully off script" Brennan don't you ever dare apologize for doing that

@LolixLP Год назад

Amy should get hazard pay for this lmfao

@funa2865 Год назад

I love the fact that Amy makes literally everyone including the crew break constantly.

@ShortHax 2 года назад

Come on Mike, you didn’t have to single Amy’s laugh box out because she returned the garlic she ordered while watching _Um Actually_

@snazzyfeathers 2 года назад

I've never seen the show go so off the rails like this before

@PrincessAshley972 2 года назад

i have! with only 3 words: Grant Anthony O'Brian

@sanjaylawrence413 2 года назад

Oh, that Mr. O'Brian episode made this show what it is

@IceMetalPunk 2 года назад

The vocal sound effects Amy added to that middle dance just broke me instantly 😂

@jimmymiller1313 2 года назад

I love the Brennan paused and was about to tell Rakha that he was supposed to do the dance and just let her do it anyway.

@j-cool-guy 2 года назад

the 12 year old body swap thing got me so quickly 😂

@blahblahlolblahblah 2 года назад

Amy's segment was an absolute fever dream and I'm here for it

@Yukine_2607 2 года назад

3:11 _I want her as my dance teacher._ _THIS IS ART!!_

@geroni211 Год назад

I wish she was my freestyle dance teacher

@xolwora2762 2 года назад

Amy is here, guess we know who lost.

@welshcakeinc.65 2 года назад

Lmao

@SPAMMAN123456789 2 года назад

got to hand it to her though she got giggles out of everyone else

@Kinseliplier 2 года назад

@@welshcakeinc.65 nice among us avatar lol

@xolwora2762 2 года назад

@@SPAMMAN123456789 yeah it takes 20 or more to be loser of the week most of the time, but everyone was over 20

@welshcakeinc.65 2 года назад

@@Kinseliplier Thx lmao made it myself when it was actually popular, i have a drawing tablet.

@chestersnap 2 года назад

"I panicked and now I'm leaning in" Improv at it's finest

@AlecDouglas 2 года назад

"I forgot it was Seinfeld" is the funniest sentence I've ever heard someone say through tears

@grizbearington7061 2 года назад

'I panicked and now I'm leaning in' is the biggest mood.

@Jahalus 2 года назад

Amy is too good at these. Honestly just change the rules whenever she's involved. There's no way anyone involved will be able to resist cracking with here there. I'd especially love to see her lead anchor with Katie next to her.

@williamjenkins4913 2 года назад

Yes. Have her be an interviewee and the rest have to keep it together.

@Jahalus 2 года назад

@@williamjenkins4913 That's an even better idea actually, I second this.

@afinchinthedark 2 года назад

Katie might actually break.

@Macapta 2 года назад

Just watched these writers break a person through dance.

@BenRangel Год назад

The way Amy just tries to exhale without laughing at 6:25

@gelusvenn5063 2 года назад

I laughed so hard that I teared up and now my face hurts because my skin is dry. Amy is too powerful.

@crithitchronicles 2 года назад

I think each episode that Amy is on should be called "Breaking Vorpal"

@IceMetalPunk 2 года назад

"Vorpal Sword Challenge"

@MrNightpwner 2 года назад

She's not suppose to laugh, so she aims to transcend joy 😂

@Drawson663 2 года назад

Rekhas laughs are less noticeable then Amy’s but, she is laughing more then they are counting.

@jakkakasunset5485 2 года назад

That wheeze at 4:56 is amazing

@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575 2 года назад

Brennan looks like he's in pain trying to hold his laughter in for the second part of the dance.

@connorseidel7197 2 года назад

I feel like Amy was directly targeted for obvious reasons and Brennan was targeted for payback.

@callmepoki 2 года назад

Amy is a force of pure chaos causing all other people to laugh as well

@nicholasvantol5542 Год назад

They all know Amy’s going to lose so everyone else just gets to let go. I love when Amy’s on.

@PeopleAcct707 2 года назад

"I Panicked and Now I'm Leaning Into It: The Amy Vorpahl Story" streaming now.

@KANEandLYNCH3 2 года назад

We all knew how this would end the moment Amy appeared on screen

@MrKelsomatic Год назад

4:50 "I forgot it was Seinfeld" through genuine tears nearly killed me. I scared my dog 💀

@ninjacoffeebunny4659 2 года назад

The improvised "I think we've... dodged a bullet there" that turned into a realization that wiped the even sobered Amy 😂😂😂

@meltossmedia 2 года назад

Whoever's doing the highlights is killing it

@aaronboothproduction 2 года назад

Lol Amy breaking is the only thing that can make Brennan break

@djsnowpdx 2 года назад

I live for those moments when the whole news team is just shaking with suppressed mirth.

@elrapido5150 2 года назад

At first I was surprised to see that the episode is 8 minutes long, but then I saw that Amy was there.

@GrayDescent 2 года назад

"I think we dodged a bullet there"... Yep

@markcampos2735 2 года назад

To put this into reference Grant lost true facts about Grant Anthony O’Brien with 30 breaks

@bjornskeinr729 2 года назад

That was pure ecstatic joy at a certain point holy crap. Girl was rolling the deep with them chuckles holy crap we all needed that

@Nol. 2 года назад

Just realized that it’s called “breaking news network” because they break, as in laugh, and not because the acronym is similar to cnn. I’m dumb af. I’ve watched bnn for years.

@DeathnoteBB 2 года назад

It’s a pun on breaking news, too. As in, sudden important news

@rachelrachel9152 2 года назад

@@DeathnoteBB Yeah it's a really good name

@lowkeylokii4205 2 года назад

breaking news network news. lol

@triskop1047 2 года назад

Brennan? More like best man. Shame that he's not on the market

@HeroPrinny 2 года назад

Agreed

@jasonbryce5014 2 года назад

I feel like Amy would be a lot of fun to hang out with, gotta love a person who laughs at everything… and just doesn’t stop

@brandonwei2430 2 года назад

Amy, are you laughing or crying? "Yes."

@GustavoFernandesKing 2 года назад

Alternate title: Amy's Hilarious Dance, the new D&D Spell.

@kapil4973 2 года назад

I love how the episode kept going more and more off script.

@aqueelkadri8371 2 года назад

I have never seen a more chaotic episode of this Absolutely amazing 😂😂😂

@Doomted90 9 месяцев назад

Brennan's face when Amy fully breaks down AGAIN all like, "this is better than Game Changer, at least here Sam isn't FORCING me to lose, they even give me easy wins!"

@ianrivers7923 2 года назад

3:01 Best part ever!!!!

@davidvondoom2853 2 года назад

Everyone was doing fine, until it was Amy's turn.

@Twentydragon 2 года назад

Amy is like a wrecking ball to everyone's scores -- especially her own! More please! She and Brennan are hilarious!

@generaldistrust 2 года назад

when Amy's on, it's simply "Who Can Survive Amy" game for the rest

@aquicandaquak822 2 года назад

Has Amy lost every one she was in lmao

@UltimateStarky 2 года назад

Surprisingly there are 2 episodes in which she doesn't lose. She does horribly, but there is someone that does worse.

@aquicandaquak822 2 года назад

@@UltimateStarky That sounds like a miracle lol

@WhiteWolf-lm7gj 2 года назад

@@UltimateStarky like that dude who got Olympic gold because everyone in front of him fell over

@MellSayzHi 2 года назад

I relate to Amy so much when I get started laughing I just can't stop. I bet she'd even get Katie to break

@jhulpthefox Год назад

I love it when you can here the staff in the background laugh at them as well

@BarelyNoticeable Год назад

Note to self: do not drink water while watching these 😂🤣 I really nearly gagged and/or spat out a mouthful of water onto my keyboard… _very very nearly_

@EliosMao 2 года назад

This was a mess. A lovely one.

@ThePurpleKnightmare 2 года назад

Ally has 19 points before they are even made to talk, in any other don't laugh news, they'd have probably lost by laughing 19 times before speaking, but before they are even allowed to speak, a loser has already been decided.

@grievousarmy4061 2 года назад

*they

@abbreviatedalex2418 2 года назад

Ally's a they not a she

@CoRLex-jh5vx 2 года назад

@ThePurpleKnightmare 2 года назад

@@CoRLex-jh5vx Oh yea I definitely made a typing error and it doesn't make any sense. I can't remember this video though. I feel like I was trying to say, in a normal don't laugh lose, someone would have had about 19 points by the end of it, but this time before it even started for someone they had already lost compared to the other contestants. Idk though. Sorry.

@jpobrien2123 2 года назад

@@ThePurpleKnightmare I think all they want you to do is edit the comment to change Ally's pronouns?

@Nighhhts 2 года назад

5:24… Bro, her face! I’m crying… 😂😭💀

@obadijahparks 2 года назад

You don't have to outlast the others, you just have to play with Amy.

@Oli.V Год назад

My absolute favorite part of Amy’s dance is when she turns to the left and just rocks her arms back and forth as hard as she can, she looks possessed and I wouldn’t have it any other way (3:11)