Lie Detector | Game Changer [Full Episode] 

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Sam. Your a nice guy at the end.

42!

JESS WATCHED LOVE ISLAND!

Does "secret sharing lie detector" sum up all of the episodes? Because if so, I'm kind of disappointed by the non-indicative title of this video. I was hoping for something like Numberwang or Calvinball where neither the host nor the contestants could accurately explain the rules or the scoring at the start of the show, the rules change, and the contestants not only have to figure out the rules but also win.

To be fair, I also hate myself :)

@@hotscottrulz love yourself BeAtcH

As Always Sunny in Philadelphia has told us, Women hate Women

"Don't try to understand women, women understand women and they hate each other." -Al bundy (Married with children, sitcom)

the one who was most likely holding the remote was a lesbian

and gets uncomfortable saying something nice about himself, this guy is a god damn saint

He's a goddamn national treasure

Brennan2020

Izicei i know right it’s fucking crazy

I've never related more to anyone than I do to Brennan in this video

That's awesome! I bet he's an amazing dad! ❤

Omg!

Whatt reallyy thats amazing

Where did you learn that?

@@eri5101 it was on the podcast Worlds Beyond Number he does with Erika, Lou, and Aabria (couldnt tell you which episode sadly)

Ya, after the "I cannot win" episode

That’s so real

Old comment sorry but parasocial relationships have trained my brain to ramble, I hear more long diatribes than I do conversations.

​@Blewlongmun I think I am the same maybe. Although it is long, slightly aggressive diatribes and the other side gets to answer back with one. My brain is a long, invective filled yet respectful debate with itself before any large decision.

@@Matthew10950 I've had that same realization, no clue what it is. Could be maturity, conditioning, ADHD, the tism... apparently not everyone works this way.

I mean that is a perfectly logical reasoning.

the second is the answer to the first

That's what we call character development

That’s what we call building a religion in 40 minutes.

@@vagrantender That's what we call building a religion in 10 seconds.

That's a sound of a man who just then realized he works with a monster.

14:13

I have to keep rewinding that part. I can’t stop giggling.

this is a man who has paid over $500 for a plane ticket

*_T A O_*

I wouldn't call admitting to having had threesomes to be dark.

Having multiple threesomes and being cheated on isn't even dark.

We gotta give props to Tao for revealing some truly embarrassing shit this episode

correction: "a" truly embarassing shit, HAHAHAHA

Honestly if anything "I've had lots of threesomes" was the weak admission of the three lmao

😅 facts

What sucks is that it’s true, that’s where the term “terrible ordeal of being known” comes from.

After all, love is giving someone the best weapon to hurt you, and trust them not to do it.

Incredibly relatable to anyone who's ever been betrayed 😭

i don't even try to keep friends anymore bc i know they'll just say hurtful things to me and abandon me the first chance it becomes profitable for them to do so.

where's the comments gone? 🤔

Yesss I was the 1.1k like

They're engaged now! :D

@@thegamingknight2096 a fellow d20 watcher i see

I have never seen her before but I immediately approved of these two forces of chaos together

jim bob Well, it’s not as if the amish are gonna see this

@@lukeschonkeren4602 this was the best possible reply to this comment. I just needed you to know that.

I know she went to an Amish place

Also the casual threesome line

What are they gonna do, leave an angry comment?

Women hate women

@@koalafromtomorrow5656 fair enough

Funny how that works eh? Also, DAE find her a bit tedious? Like, was there any point of interjecting to announce she also has had a normal nothing special sex life other than for 'teehee girl admitting sex thing' points? I mean.....the rules millennials play by make believing they're superior really just makes them look attention hungry and incredibly unworldly. Knowing of the world and watering down your personality until there is nothing left is vastly different from living in it and disregarding outside assumptions about ones self instead of internalizing them. But I guess I also just hate women....or whatever boogyman is hot this week....

​@@zombieregime wow you should probably start a therapy

@@etiennechaplais1764 and youngins should grow skins, we had them in the before times, when things were better. Maybe we should bring them back instead of policing everyones actions via assumed malice. But hey, that's just a theory..... A GAME THEO...wait....

NO ONE HAS THIS KIND OF TIME.

​@@HeyitsLeaAnn GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT

I'd love a 72 hour video.

(The French voice from Spongebob): "Twelve days later..."

I would LISTEN TO IT! I need more sword facts

"YOU ARE NOT GOD!! THE MACHINE IS!!" The machine: SON, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU? Jesus: it's just a phase, dad

Deus ex machina

He technically called his girlfriend a god

12:47 this whole insanity is fantastic

I would’ve lost it if the machine buzzed in TRUE for that

The "Wait, WHAT?!" from Sam right before is also perfection

14:13

He will make a great Dad.

There is no part of his heart or salary that he wouldn’t turn over for 5 points

And then he married her. Because he knows she is absolutely perfect for him.

Accurate

😂

Bamboo Milkshake Brennan is a mood

"I trust my partner implicitly!" "And you shouldn't!" They seem perfect.

every other girlfriend walks in normally, meanwhile Brennans girlfriend is fucking dunk dancing on him as he voices his dissaproval. Match made in heaven

i need context

@@iamlosingmysanityrapidlyit’s in the video you found the comment on

RIGHT?!?!?!

Soulmates from the start.

Made for each other.

The perfect couple

And my goal in life is to marry them both. Yes you read that correctly. I’m going to marry both Brennan and his Fiancé.

Hey, anything that gets a kid to practice both physical and mental control is gonna be good for development. Sure a lot of people default to yoga, but teaching your kids to fence one another would also be a good way to go! I've wanted to get a kid sized drum kit for this exact reason but my wife told me I don't actually want them to have a drum kit, especially since it'd go in the basement which is also where I work, and she's generally right or at least very persuasive about things.

​@@galenburghardt3272she's gaslighting you. Let your kid hit things with sticks and make noise. You know you want to

@@jayedgar1384 Oh they hit all kinds of things with sticks! We couldn't stop them even if we were so inclined!

okay but this and his immense love for izzy means that brennan would just be gomez addams minus the gothic aesthetic. idk what his aesthetic would be, but he and gomez addams would get along famously

That would be my husband, 100%

for real, and with the dnd backstories to boot

"Did I ever tell you kids the story of the bed you're sleeping in?"

"Let me tell you the story of Gorgug the wizard, said to be the greatest wizard of his time"

@@error8119 omg i just got to that episode

Imagine telling The Unsleeping City as a bedtime story to kids

Damien Royer, equally important the person who answered the question is a woman in love with a woman.

@@IamtheJayman him love with 2 women on multiple occasions

Damien Royer “three whole women”

Marius Periwinkle haha yeah that’s what I was thinking too

Id like your comment sir if it wasnt 666

Excuse me it’s her fiancée

@@artemisfowldragon correct, my mistake

“This machine is a snarky lesbian” (Or bi or Pan or queer or some other flavor of wlw)

Literally 3 women controlling the machine lmao

@@michaelmoone3676 its a joke

Oh wow, good catch! He picked up on the machine confirming something from when Jess and her fiance were in the car.

12:18 Brennan’s Revelation

The next answer being the shouting underwear answer was conformation

Wait! In the next answer, he calls the machine God. He thinks Izzy’s God!!

@@Skippyboy2348 Yeah, Brennan pulling out his "Umm, Actually"-style type of pedantry confirms it. Izzy would go along with it. A producer or someone else wouldn't.

Agreed

You have to appreciate it, she put 100% effort into the dance

You have to be a certain level of crazy to date Brennan

@@vee8101 Engaged now

@@thegamingknight2096 I’m aware and I love it

I mean he basically says that verbatim @6:44 so I don’t know why you’re saying “I feel” like it’s some hunch you have

Ha! You thought a group of professional comedians would have a sense of shame?

It's unlikely any of his shoplifting constitutes a felony since the value of the items is typically the determining factor in whether something is a misdemeanor or felony, and generally that line is in the hundreds to thousands of dollars (depending on jurisdiction)

It's not a felony if you never got caught

i wish i had his nonchalance

Just a small felony, as a treat.

Their parents might've.

Flower crown as well?

@@TCM464 omori reference?

@@Imjaden0 you called?

I’m

@@tanneryoungcg19 this!

Are- are you okay??

Its also the most truthfull line you will ever hear

Yes, we shall follow this way of thinking to our grave

"Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer."

@@bugsy007 another good one

@12:20 the side eye seconds later is perfect

That or he's appalled by Jess lol

Oh, 100%. He just realised that only her fiance could have known that.

this is brilliant lmao

K: Daddy there was some mold on the mango but I ate it anyway. Brennan: *Make a CON save!*

K: Nat 1

natural 1

Future kids: I got a 1 Brennan: well it SEEMS to be mac and cheese

Considering he got cucked in a previous relationship he probably shouldnt

And now they made it legal. 💍💍

THIS IS HOW I LEARN‽ congrats to them both!!!

That was an amazing answer, and soooo Brennan, I think at first I wasn't on the Brennan train but now he's one of my favorites!

Other than “No.”

Ajc 7575 that would be wrong. For everyone

Honestly I love listening to Brennan talk about anything

I know the summer camp!

I know 🥺🥺❤️

his kids are gonna be so lucky Brennan is literally gonna be the best dad

i just know that he would be the best dad

Not just that, the taking holiday leave to work at a summer camp and then donating the pay from that to fund a charity which sends under privileged children to summer camp is legitimately one of the most wholesome things I've heard in my life, and I say that as someone who grew up with a mum who fosters abused pregnant dogs from rescues so that the puppies can be born and raised in a house.

They misread it It actually said "dead" That poor ceo has to go through a lot

What is this from?

“I trust my SO implicitly” “You shouldn’t” They’re such a perfect match lol

@@Saintthicckolas I can see them wage medivial war against each other, for love, shits n giggles

Deus ex macchina if you will

Black mirror be like

In nomine Omnissiah

I really wanted the machine to light up green after he said that

Reminds me of Psycho-pass

yes i would 5 one for each point

Yes same lol

I'm not gay, buuut... $20 is $20. 😘

agreed

heck yes

He feels bad for his items so he doesn’t throw them away 🥺

Don't forget, *perfect voice.* Not really a simp, I just love his impressions lol

@@arfansthename i'm genuinely shocked he admitted to cuckoldery Jesus

Yes.

Perfect reply section

I don't know what color eyes anyone in my life has, except for my puppies', given that they get up in my face and kiss me every day. Even I'm not that dense.

I'm like half Brennan, half Jess. I don't get how he could not know his or her eyes.

I see my own face every morning and I'm still not sure what colour my eyes are. My girlfriend got an app that gives you colour values, it gave us black. Not the pupil, but the ring of colour around it. I thought they were blue.

Sammmmme! I’ve been trying to stare into people eyes more recently to try and help me remember because eyes really are pretty, but I can never actually remember

If it makes you feel better I regularly ask my fiancé how old I am

Not to mention Brennan’s scream of horror when he learned Tao slept throw the same flight twice

also the underwear question

And “The old people should be allowed to stay”

@@CyanKnight96 Brennan: YOU ARE NOT GOD, THE MACHINE IS Also Brennan: I wanna be a dad so much. The old people should be allowed to stay.

What is he, made of money?

nah a dad would have been there 3 hours early

@@alexanderbrambila8274 no hahah they are saying that the concerned "TAO" is something a dad would say

Same energy as Freddie Wong on Dungeons and Daddies finding out his brother Jimmy played WOW for so long he passed out in a McDonald's and hadn't told anyone "JIMMY! *JIMMY!* "

@@bigbadgammagnome omg when did that happened? i need to see that XD

Tao was unbelievably based this episode.

Man I wouldn't even say Jess' truth was that saucy. Brennan literally admitted to getting cuckolded. Jess was just like "yeah I have threesomes" which I'd say is a much more 3 point answer.

@@thesemipro822 TRUE... I just don't hear about many people being open about their sex life in general to the public, but then again that could be just what I myself am exposed to

@@lepidotos my man is so based that he is used for a foundation

Why is Jess lesbian?

Uncomfortable talking about snoring but fully admits to threesomes

Also straight up admitted to having several 3 people relations (don’t want to get banned)

Also peeing in pools. Wtffff

@@PaulChannel96 dont everyone do that?

@@cooger8013 *[incorrect]*

i honestly thought he was a dad especially when he said that

Lmao truuuue

I feel like he would be the type of person who even though he lives even 45 minutes away from the airport and his flight is at 3 in the afternoon, wakes the family up at 1 in the morning.

He's certainly got a head start on the dad jokes, from this and other projects he's involved in.

hahaha he's ready

Truly the most perfect match for each other LMAO

She's his wife now. They really are perfect for each other.

FYI she’s now part of the dropout space in her own right! She’s been a contestant on like three episodes of game changer, and a player in d20. And having seen a lot more of her, and rewatching this episode… she showed us who she was RIGHT AWAY

She's just like "and I'd do it again"

**Gilbert Gottfried pops out of the ground** YOU FOOL

They all wanted to win

It's not like lying works.

@@gustavowadaslopes2479 None of them knew that for certain; they easily could have tried to call the machine’s bluff since lie detector technology isn’t really accurate. But the only thing any of them actually felt the urge to lie about was Tao and his dental care.

Got to say, that flossing bit was the most embarrassing question there 😂 no surprise

winning or losing isn't really the point anyway, as long as the episode is funny

Agreed! Way to make me give a verbal 'awwwww' college humor!

I was surprised. I mean, I don't know him personally, but I haven't met many other men who actively want to be fathers.

@@calliph more men should

@@calliph It's not as uncommon as you might think, I personally would love to be a dad but know that in my current situation i would not be able to be as great a dad as i would want to be, so my current personal goal is to reach that point and thats what drives a lot of my big decisions and I have at least a couple friends that think the same or similar

he seems like the type to really want that (and be REALLY awesome at it)

Brennan comes to play

@@bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295 True, he comes to not lose.

@@robintarket6844 he has only lost in the game that was made for him to lose 💀💀💀

James Andrews Pooh bear

Jess' one really spoke to me tbh. I really hope I can say the same in a few years.

@@americantoastman7296 well, how's been going so far?

@@americantoastman7296 4 points not 5

@@dollarestoreoffbrand5545 0 points because Brennan helps people, she only helps herself. Super selfish lol

imagine the amish calling pog stealers poggers

@@ninboy97 *moan* poggers (if anyone gets where that’s from I’ll be impressed)

It was a slammer wasn't it though?

@@zach6363 hahaha I love that song

@@zach6363 I sent Gogy $500 He called me on Skype *uhh* poggers

That is why he is the best

Brennan is my spirit animal. I love chaos too much.

I’m not going to like this comment because I refuse to change the likes off 666

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

André Crema not weird, definitely attractive

He's TAKEN

@@bluesansball3707 your point is?

blue sansball Not when I’m done with him.

its good and reliving at the same time to be truthful, thats why you say " A marriage based on lies will not last long".

Beat me to it!

he should have got bonus points for that amazing line

Seriously, the moment she yelled "AND YOU SHOULDN'T" I went "yup, that tracks, those two are an ideal couple". I always get a bit jelly at first when my celeb crushes (Brennan in this case) turn out to have partners, but the moment she yelled that it immediately flipped over into compersion at how instantly great their chemistry and dynamic feels. Just got intense vibes of healthy communication + making each other beam with joy. (Also I know the jealousy is irrational and parasocial, it's a dumb leftover gut reaction from dumb past stuff and I'm getting better)

!!!!! I thought this too

@@Broeckchen Hey what was the past stuff

@@ryanhernandez8324 Oh, just a grab bag of small shitty things. Abandonment issue due to a family member disappearing after another family member's death, being the bestie of the girl everyone developed a crush on (including my crushes), some teenage-shitty boyfriends (no deep trauma, just selfish teenaging), feeling insufficient due to neurodivergence, being cheated on... You know? Just a lot of experiences that make me want to be someone's favorite and get real nervous when I'm not. I realize that this is an unhealthy impulse and I've managed to get from crying fits and days depressed in bed jealous all the way to much healthier and quicker processing. Often now it's just a brief kneejerk impulse and then immediately dissipates, especially when I see that the thing I'm jealous about makes the person in question happy. Basically trained my compersion.

Gotta be specific man!

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Yup, that big had me rolling

He’s a fair man, just a chaotic one

“YOU ARE NOT GOD, THE MACHINE IS!”

Holy shit

Holy shit

Holy shit

holy shit

Aaaw thats so cute

AND SLEPT THROUGH TWO FLIGHTS, EVEN AFTER THEY RESCHEDULED THE FIRST ONE FOR HIM

secretly?

@@joaquinplacides2 Well he's never really advertised it before - he's funny, a good actor etc but the fact that he's the kind of guy who uses his holiday leave to work at a summer camp and then donates his summer camp wages to sponsoring kids who can't usually afford to go isn't exactly something that pops up in his outro's.

Hey, shoplifting from large corporations is barely shoplifting.

@@brookejon3695 I'd agree, except a lot of those large corporations take stock loss (shoplifting included) out of employees annual/christmas bonuses, despite the fact that (in the UK at least) it's both illegal and a sackable offense to try to physically stop a shoplifter as an employee. Is that really wrong? Yes. Does it change that when you steal from a huge corporation they pass that on to someone doing a crappy job for crappier pay? No. Should the employees that are treated like this start robbing the shit out of them and gathering up their own 'bonuses'? Totally.

Not everyone in this world needs a partner.... But if you do that interaction right there is a relationship goal

They're perfect for each other, honestly. 🥰😂

And Izzy's immediate response to "I trust my partner implicitly" was beautiful. "And you shouldn't"

Luck favors the well prepared.

Haha her entrance was the best.i mean they are both pretty lucky hes perhaps the best in the world at knowing left and right

I mean they both rolled NAT20s on finding partners.

LOLLL

You saying that is just making me think of the daddy's day sketch lol

@@dropout Is this where you got the dad direction sketch from??

fucking same. i especially CANNOT give away stuffed animals. not possible

damn yes, that sounds so much like me, too xD

My parents once forced me to abandon a sand dump truck with a broken off wheel, in a playground. It used to be part of a swiming pool's outdoor facilities, but the pool had been rebuild indoors, and by the looks of the vegetation everywhere, we were the first visitors in a LONG time. Probably the last visitors as well, new projects were build on that island all the time. It made me feel obliged to play on all the items there, because they should not feel left out. Proper play, and have fun, not like ten seconds and phew glad thats done. I really had a good time in the playground, also because all the things were there for me, they had been waiting patiently for years for me to arrive. I felt welcome and appreciated, but sad when we left and that brave sand dump truck stood there on his three wheels. For months i hoped against hope that he would be found by a good kid. I think i stopped being just a kid that day.

@@sjonnieplayfull5859 that's beautiful.i hope the truck got adopted by a good kid

@@kaleidoscope5054 thank you. When i read your post, it felt like the right place to share this story.

Brennan: I'm going to spread my wings and find new opportunities outside of college humor. Sam: I'm prepared to offer you the soul of my firstborn.

I genuinely was just about to comment that like hes just so wholesome

everyone loves Brennan

of course this is discovered after he revealed that the same bed he lost his virginity on is the bed he was cuckolded on in his longest relationship

I feel like whatchin Brennan and interacting with Brennan are different things, to often ppl think they know someone because of 10mins of vod every week. Im afraid he might be different from what it looks like online.

He would say gang instead of guys just sayin

Considering the fact that there is an entire episode that the game is he can't win, he wouldn't be entirely wrong

You have likes.

I didn't know other people also felt bad for their belongings when they aren't used 😭

What is it with awesome DMs being awesome people

Nahhh he just wants to get in then pants

Don't forget this is the same guy who shoplifts, pees in the pool and literally got cucked in the same bed he lost his virginity in. 😆 Everybody has flaws, even the charming ones who make us laugh and smile, let's not put people on pedestals and just accept we can like someone even if they're not perfect.

That's the poker face of a God DM. Give no clues to the players.

Also I really noticed how he would keep giving the same answer as his opponent and I was like "must just be a coincidence" and then at the final answer he was like "so if I say true, we both win or else only one of us does" and does the wholesome thing of winning with two

@@Randomness823 that's also the face of a good DM, not giving any clues to the subs

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH THIS IS SO ACCURATE HAHAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND IZZY JUST GOES "AND YOU SHOULDNT!"

Actually jess went for a different strategy, she was smiling all the time, her expression didnt change, it was just very different