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@silverstreetmoto1458 Год назад

🤣🤣🤣 when the dude jumped to the dock with a loose line 🤣🤣

@stevenferris901 Год назад

That was crazy!

@huahin6149 Год назад

Clueless

@IrishAmerican17 Год назад

Definitely has no clue, he's even wearing freaking slides instead of barefoot or real boat shoes.

@ProVelvetX Год назад

Them are those new Bluetooth dock lines.

@desjardinspeter1982 3 месяца назад

I came here to say this. Definitely a derp moment. Bet they guy didnt even learn anything from this moment..

@johnstevens7438 Год назад

A 13 minute clip of the Larson attempting to dock. I would love to see the follow up of them loading it on the trailer.

@gemini_man3322 Год назад

We all would know if this video wasn't ended at the stupidest time possible.

@NWSanta 11 месяцев назад

I was thinking the same thing, if there was this much struggle to get it to the dock, how much struggle was there to get it on the trailer. Tragic!

@jhc5760 3 месяца назад

Don't know if they had room to tape that. It would have been longer than the Titanic movie.

@pathunter7003 2 месяца назад

I’ll bet he pulls that boat with a Kia or something real appropriate

@brayhill Месяц назад

$10 says it was a RWD light-duty pickup truck and simply spun its wheels.

@philhowells7715 Год назад

The Larson really shouldn't have those foam mats rolled up on yhe bow. They should have been wrapped around the boat to protect it.

@whynot8082 2 месяца назад

The mat is the least of the issues

@Crayma800 Месяц назад

Thats what i thought they were for 😅😅

@davieb1417 Месяц назад

Exactly my thoughts, not a fender in sight!

@paulwolfe3709 Год назад

That Larson is the perfect example of the theory that just because you can AFFORD a boat, does not mean you should BUY a boat!

@JP-st2mk Год назад

😅😅😅😅

@palkallevag6557 Год назад

some should never drive or own a boat

@dancaptain2055 Год назад

What a total jack ass, these are the people we have to live with, can you believe it?

@musicmusic2566 Год назад

Was wondering how somebody too stupid to have some lines ready could afford a boat like that myself.

@bassgirl4962 Год назад

😅😅😂😂😂

@mrmd8819 Год назад

I like how the boat almost docked itself on dock 3 while he’s arguing about getting on dock 2

@2pugman 11 месяцев назад

Is this in Miami or Cuba ? OH, wait...

@lt1366 9 месяцев назад

and just ignored the fact he could just drift with the current in there an all his mate had to do is run to the other side.

@DonziGT230 Год назад

The only time Larson boy wasn't out of control was when he stopped using the controls. And his 'helper' was just as bad, he had the bow of the boat touching the dock right in front of him and didn't even try to do anything; jeezus, what a cluster f*ck pair they are.

@rodneysmart9774 Год назад

they wear slip-ons because tying things up is just too hard.

@derekb6169 14 дней назад

Was thinking the same thing. Too busy talking

@kirkrisseler1485 Год назад

What I would do if I was the guy in the Larson is give up boating all together! LOL WOW!

@jamesp13152 Год назад

I'll bet that boat is for sale now...

@barryzoll9772 Год назад

Golf?

@lt1366 9 месяцев назад

LMFAO!!!! Wish I could be a fly on the wall when someone brings this video to his attention!!

@largol33t12 7 месяцев назад

@@jamesp13152 IF he hasn't sunk it yet...

@20TooSlow Год назад

This is why I 100% support a proper boating license including a driving test, competency test, etc.

@theone4929 Год назад

Little kids need a license to have a little lemonade stand but this guy can go buy a boat of that magnitude go out on the water and damage property and endanger people's lives and it requires no license 🤔

@gregg2732 Год назад

I think an IQ test should be way up the list! At the very least, it should clear up a lot of the congestion at this ramp.

@asilvaphotography Год назад

Alcohol consumption makes this useless, just like it does drivers licensing

@jamess3532 Год назад

I can see having a boater safety course but we already have enough laws and fees in this country. For that reason I oppose boating licensing requirements. Just take a class and a boating lesson on your own dime.

@opossom1968 Год назад

The Ocean is the test, you fail, you drown. In this case the wind was the test, he failed. There is not much a pilot test could do for lack of common sense and the ability to critically think. He did not even realize the wind was trying to put him on the correct windward dock, that never crossed his mind. All the pilot was thinking was the lee dock which in all cases is the wrong choice. That and the crew jumped of the boat without attaching the line to the craft. 'face palm' moment.

@tguy7707 Год назад

Goooood Lawd ... I hope that cop was waiting with a breathalyzer for that guy once he finally docked it.

@largol33t12 7 месяцев назад

I doubt he had much in his system. He's just totally clueless about how to control a boat...

@kenrocha9210 Год назад

The amount of people who get off the boat with the untied line in their hand is amazing.

@livingaboard Месяц назад

it isn't a line until it is attached. It is a rope until then.

@aaronwalderslade 29 дней назад

I hear a lot of people throw out the anchor before attaching it too...

@jaimeshull5439 Год назад

Dang, if it took him that long to dock it, I wonder how long it took them to load onto the trailer!! We need that video too PLEASE.

@gemini_man3322 Год назад

We all would know if this video wasn't ended at the stupidest time possible.

@RougeComputer Год назад

I see Cuba is sending us their best boaters.

@jamess3532 Год назад

Rule numbers 1-10. Always prep your boat prior to pulling into the dock. Here's a hint: having lines ready to go is a great place to start! If you know you lack the skills to easily and safely dock your boat, get some fenders out. The next owner will appreciate it once you realize you have no business boating and sell your boat to someone who deserves it.

@seaeagle8976 Год назад

Having lines at the ready is apparently illegal in Miami

@jamess3532 11 месяцев назад

I've noticed that.@@seaeagle8976

@SandmannOZ 9 месяцев назад

The person who decides to make a nuisance of himself in public like that doesn't care about the next owner.

@ConroyMatheson Месяц назад

Dude this looks a Like such a waste of life. So many morons you'd have to deal with, I'd rather not. Lol what a bunch of clowns

@61rampy65 Год назад

I am 70 years old, and I have never driven a boat. I have been a passenger exactly twice since 1964. I still think that I could have done a better job than the Larson captain.

@rihamy2nd 4 месяца назад

I *know* you could lol

@WildBikerBill 3 месяца назад

I remember being single digits and Dad had a 17' sailboat. The whole family learned to tie knots, handle the dinghy, learn basic sailing, and had a lot of fun with it. I'm mid-sixties now and not sure I'd do any better. But jumping off the boat with an unsecured line was a dumb-dumb move. Indeed, the thing that impresses me most is boats coming in and people being totally unprepared to do anything to get secured to that dock. It seems to come as a total surprise what! who! me! that they need to do something besides drink another beer.

@nofascists 2 месяца назад

Watching and doing are different things. I highly doubt you could do it. Your steering is at the rear. The wind is blowing you around. No brakes. Only forward and reverse. It's not as easy as it may appear.

@61rampy65 2 месяца назад

@@nofascists Wow, what a jerk. The good news is that I could still drive a boat better than you.

@marcusjaybrode2129 Месяц назад

That’s what the captain thought.

@surfstarcc1 Год назад

Take down the Pirate flag, pirates know how to dock boats. 🤣🤣

@jerryjeromehawkins1712 2 месяца назад

🏴‍☠️ 😅 👍🏾

@srp75 Год назад

This must be the real Homer Simpson docking 😄

@voyeur442 Год назад

Wow … that was painful 😮

@richerwin6397 9 месяцев назад

The jet-ski guy probably had no idea what Laraon was trying to accomplish

@timwagster9458 Год назад

Well, they are pirates from Cuba so we can't expect too much from them. 😄😂🤣

@strummercash5601 Месяц назад

Argh!

@michaelhughfox Год назад

Jet Ski guy was clearly in the wrong, but how much did Larson have to drink? The officer should be administering a breathalizer and the other captain should be filing an accident report.

@bobcosgrove3235 Год назад

Was thew jet ski guy supposed to wait all day for this moron.

@Aprilseahorse Год назад

A lot of time, the jet ski people just do what they want and have no skills to understand the dangers they put everyone in. On the flip side, I have seen skilled jet ski people push guys like this like a pilot boat. If you spend much time in the water, you will see all kinds..... LoL!

@cheetahobscura1165 Год назад

When his crew stepped off the boat just kinda holding the wrapped dockline that wasn't attached to anything... *headdesk* When I sailed regularly, we had such a process coming into the dock - lines tied and draped over the lifelines, fenders deployed, everyone knowing what their job was. Come into the dock, step off the boat, wrap the lines on the dock cleats and done. Easy, easy!

@kevinhorne9643 8 месяцев назад

1st rule of boating: Never bring a boat into a dock any faster than you are willing to crash. 2nd rule of boating: keep your damn feet off the varnish!

@WildBikerBill 3 месяца назад

I've been told sailors and motorboaters are two entirely different breeds. The former being about learning, skill, and proficiency, the latter about a drink in one hand and the throttle in the other. Here we see a clear example of the latter.

@kingti85 Месяц назад

*easy, peasy, lemon squeezy

@janjaf844 Год назад

The helper did he think the boat will tie itself at 3:40? Lmao. ...

@largol33t12 7 месяцев назад

My god, those two were just brain dead zombies. Just because you have a platinum credit card doesn't mean you should...

@nodayatthebeach Год назад

I swear this ramp has an IQ pole that you have to walk under to use it.

@bobbiingram4258 Год назад

Best comment ever!

@jimbluebaugh6090 Год назад

Really!

@MatthewWilson83 11 месяцев назад

It's so low they just step over it.

@Niftynorm1 Год назад

Well the flags give an indication of what to expect from this boater. Valium should be in his future.

@bobbiingram4258 Год назад

@@tommyrussell1415 with those boating skills, he wouldn’t be much of a pirate!

@Rolie- Год назад

yup @@bobbiingram4258

@craig8638 Год назад

The best part is while he’s having the argument the boat is floating nicely toward the dock on the opposite side.

@lt1366 9 месяцев назад

And then because he is totally oblivious to that, all hell broke loose!! LOLOL!!!

@grosvenorclub Год назад

We have a boat ramp at the bottom of our street and a whole Sunday afternoon's entertainment can occur with a coffee or beer and a comfortable chair .

@strummercash5601 Месяц назад

Hahaha! That’s awesome. Ludicrous free entertainment. The best!

@stevenferris901 Год назад

I am amazed at the lack of preparation to dock. No ropes, no bumpers! It is difficult but it helps to be prepared.

@SARDOGFL Год назад

@stevenferris901 Called "lines" and "fenders" if you are a boater!

@stevenferris901 Год назад

@@SARDOGFL thank you for correcting me. That is why we sold our boat! To many expectations.

@craig8638 Год назад

Lines and fenders are the most basic of equipment. That should not be difficult.

@stevenferris901 Год назад

I guess don’t have to worry about it. I experienced the second best day of boat ownership which is when you sell it! To everyone, find something else to point out our than my mistaken description!

@nunyabusiness102 Год назад

I love it when you said, just shut it off😂😂

@riazr1807 Год назад

The irony of it, Larson cap angry at jet ski, smacks into other boat, doesn't even acknowledge or apologize. What would you do if you owned the other boat?

@markstowe802 Год назад

Right?! Not even the owner of the boat that got smacked seemed all that upset!

@wizardofoz641 Год назад

and had the audacity to spit at the jetski dude when he drove past. I would have launched as well. jetski owner could have died of old age waiting for this pelican of a boat owner!

@dianegreer2789 Год назад

Larson guy calling the jetski stupid?...needs to look at himself🤣

@JH-wd6dp Год назад

The "captain" of the Larson gave the officer a lot of probable cause to check for sobriety. I know it's challenging to dock with winds and currents, but still, with that amount of failing and striking the dock and other vessels, the "captain" needed to be checked. It definitely looked like more than frustration was at play.

@gemini_man3322 Год назад

We all would know if this video wasn't ended at the stupidest time possible.

@bendeleted9155 Год назад

Our Cap'n does his best work in neutral.

@johnpaxton2314 2 месяца назад

If Beavis & Butthead tried boating

@billyrowe0064 Год назад

9:40 he put that boat back onto the trailer. HAHA!

@mariaparker7545 Год назад

I always think that if you can't control a rope forget about the boat!

@largol33t12 7 месяцев назад

His buddy was just as atrocious and incompetent! LMAO. I bet it took them an hour to get the damn boat on to the trailer. Seriously.

@1teammom72 Год назад

For everyone’s sake, I’m hoping that guy is putting that boat up for sale!

@joshhomer4367 Год назад

Cheap! Another attempt like that and the boat will be ready for the scrap yard.

@paulne1514 Год назад

I was wondering, who backed the trailer down the ramp? If he drives a boat like this, can’t imagine backing a trailer would be any better!

@largol33t12 7 месяцев назад

@@joshhomer4367I'm 99% certain the boat has sunk by now. 😂🤣

@Fish-please Год назад

Is there a link for part 2....the "'Trailer attempts" ?

@BangStickky Год назад

This is the same sort of person who never looks forward while traveling at high speed and then blames you for not getting out of the way after he runs you over.

@meltdownman8911 Год назад

Golden rule to all my fellow skippers out there - always give any boat with a skull and crossbones flag, a VERY wide berth.

@tonypappas1839 Год назад

Amazing how this dude is a boat owner!!!

@feriafyre Месяц назад

More money than brains.

@rflmda5262 8 месяцев назад

No wonder these boat dock videos are so popular and entertaining.

@tomdrummy4984 Год назад

Too funny…..getting off the boat with a line not tied to anything 🙃

@MitchM240 Год назад

Remember folks this person can vote.

@ericadventuresafieldafloat513 Год назад

Hopefully he gets to pay a lot of taxes because there are student loans that need to be paid and many illegal immigrants that need housing and medical services supplied.

@user-vf6ru8gm9p Год назад

When larson cap was arguing with the jet ski and let off the controls the boat almost docked itself on 3.

@RoyJenkins777 Год назад

That was brutal to watch, the officer has to be wondering if he's intoxicated. God Bless

@joshhomer4367 Год назад

Never ran one but that Larson looks prettier nimble and responsive for the size. That docking debacle was painful.

@bodnarboatworks9867 Год назад

Captain should have tied a dock line to the starboard bow cleat then let his dock hand off at the dock from the bow then have him tie up to the dock cleat quickly then turn the drive into the dock in reverse and it will pull the back of the boat into the dock and then captain could leave the helm and wrap the rope around the dock cleat. That's how to dock against the wind easy and works every time!!!

@ear4980 Год назад

Want to see them put it on the trailer

@mantas6293 Год назад

“The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results” - Albert Einstein

@nealoglesby1059 Год назад

7:30 Instant sobering effect of an officer. That's the best the capt has looked all day.

@MontyPiper Год назад

that's half the battle.. now he has to put it on the trailer

@krisbaker9427 Год назад

That “captain” gives a good argument for suicide by embarrassment.

@patmcbride9853 Год назад

I hope his friends and family find this video.

@barryclark2582 Год назад

He's got drinking buddies not fishing mate's..... No one will trust him

@polyrythmical Год назад

best way to dock in the wind, 1: Attach long bow line and go the the stern. 2: Cap reverses boat stern to dock 3: deck hand jumps off the stern and attaches bow line to dock at a forward stanchion. allowing for a little slack. 4: with bow attached, cap turns wheel (in this case) maximum starboard and reverses slowly. 5: the bowline acts as a fulcrum allowing the stern to fold into the dock. 6: tie off stern line and there you have it.

@ekitt7629 Год назад

I’m always so confused why people don’t use the wind, even when strong to their advantage. It’s like an extra throttle if you know how to let it take your vessel in the right direction.

@dontall71 Год назад

Thats what I was thinking. Why not use the dock on his port side and use the wind to drift to the dock

@grassfedeverything Год назад

Need brains in order for that to happen@@dontall71

@largol33t12 7 месяцев назад

My great uncle did that with his 90' Swan. He had a hilariously odd way to getting into the dock. He'd pass the dock, point it with the stern towards the mouth of the dock and rev the engines in reverse hard for about 2 seconds. Then he'd let the current just push him straight in. It was shocking to see it all work out when you're on the yacht because it didn't look like it could possibly work. But he got it in after only two attempts. Just two attempts. And the wind kept changing direction like crazy. The dock he moors in is Apollo Beach.

@CamStubbs Месяц назад

I love how his buddies up and took off on him LMAO

@Oldsparkey Год назад

The guy ( actually , both of them ) with the Larson need to anchor it off shore and swim in. It would be the quickest way for them to get on dry land to leave. He could of put the wind to use and drifted in on #3 if he did it right. Let the wind work for you , not against you.

@strummercash5601 Месяц назад

Grew up with a similar Sea-Ray cabin cruiser at my disposal. As in, long before I got an automobile driver’s license, I had permission to take-out the boat with pals on any given summer day. My parents enjoyed cocktails as I captained on the weekends or on evening cruises. My older sister and I also learned to drive in cornfields as soon as our feet reached the pedals. Only as I started young, and my late-pops was a good and patient instructor, at age 12, I would and could have easily docked that Larson, then nicely backed the trailer in to the water. Yes, I was born a fortunate son.

@bobwoods1302 Год назад

Jumping on the dock with the rope not tied to the boat is unbelievable.

@ericadventuresafieldafloat513 Год назад

That’s the reason we have our heads screwed on.😂

@andip8495 Год назад

AW COME ON LET US SEE THE GOOF BALL LOAD THE BOAT ON THE TRAILER LOL

@rktkt3637 Год назад

I live near here and boat these waters.... every time I see a boat with flags like that I steer clear. Not sure why, but it just seems like those flag boats are always the ones that ignore the rules of the water, crash their boats into various item - docks, the seabed, other boats. Oh, these are typically the ones throwing trash overboard too.

@paulne1514 Год назад

Not just the flags, but the music speakers hanging. Most of the problems we have are jet skis, pontoon rentals and these boats with the high aluminum racks for speakers and wake boards.

@dreammaker9642 Месяц назад

Murphy’s law on action right there 😂 Id give back my license after that 😂

@enoynaert Год назад

The cap is lucky he didn't fall off that swim platform. Then his $100K+ boat would have been adrift with no one at the helm. On the other hand, the Larson may have been safer without anyone aboard than it would with this captain.

@sheilasunshine9173 Месяц назад

Somebody take that pirate flag from that guy- you earn that by knowing how to handle a boat!😂

@tonyjordan1320 Год назад

Why in the world didn't he take the dock to his left? The wind would have pushed him right next to it....

@hotbam37 Год назад

I know right. All he had to do was get somewhat parallel to that dock and the wind would have pushed him gently into it. He committed to the dock number 2 after yelling at the jet ski guy. He knew he'd look like an idiot if he didn't end up parking there.

@donaldoakjones2739 Год назад

Absolutely brutal .........is it his first time ? or is he absolutely wasted ??

@nolangoldberger2921 Год назад

Struggling at the launch literally gives you anxiety and rages of anger.

@davidlongo7391 Год назад

Watching your videos crack me up. So many people should NEVER pilot a boat, or even own one.

@deerlady104 Год назад

PURE GENIUS!!! JUST, WOW!!!!

@JustWbwana Год назад

I would use the Pier 3 and let the wind carry me in

@totalidiotsfails Год назад

Captains who steer their boats but forget to bring their brains

@StrikeTheRoot Год назад

homeboy was clearly drunk.

@SOLDOZER 9 месяцев назад

Approaching the dock with one guy holding a loose line. Hahahahahaha!!!!

@SlapOfReality Месяц назад

Ironic that he is calling someone else stupid. The first thing he bought when he got that boat was that stupid “pirate” flag. 😂😂😂😂

@Vzw-dj9rf 3 месяца назад

Can't say the wave runner folks "snaked in" to launch. Larson wasn't close to being docked at that point and they probably thought, geez, we could be here all day waiting for this clown. Video like this shows why the boat ramp is such an amazing way to see what level of brain power your fellow citizens have.

@opossom1968 Год назад

Dang some people have not an ounce of common sense. I would have in that situation used the wind to put me on the windward dock not the lee dock. Why fight the wind, the wind always wins.

@tclem44 Год назад

I bet that "captain" would not know what you mean by "windward" and "lee dock".

@richerwin6397 23 дня назад

Aww, you left us hanging and maybe missed the best part; loading onto the trailer.

@Larry2 Месяц назад

Dude needs to get a boat more suited to his abilities...like a row boat. 😅

@cody5495 Год назад

Remember everybody these are the people voting for your president.😅

@Patco11 Год назад

Kind of explains why the fat orange guy is so popular.

@jeffandvickie Год назад

I christen thee "Pinball Wizard!!"

@wizardofoz641 Год назад

ok! you win!😁

@treehuggerdeluxe5598 Год назад

Shoulda used that swim mat as a bumper, since they apparently don't own any lol😅

@elizabethsumpter9129 Год назад

Does the officer give him a sobriety test afterwards?

@corail53 Год назад

One can only hope

@tonyindiana 6 месяцев назад

Whenever someone talks about wanting to buy a boat I refer them to this channel

@junior5389 Год назад

If they never had a car to drive in their country, how can we expect them to drive a boat.! Smh

@Reynard_11 Месяц назад

3:25 Comedy gold!

@brianrobinson9189 Год назад

I think it's the capt's son, and he is also pretty useless.

@CashJohnston Месяц назад

That boat is built like a giant sail.

@randomhero123 Год назад

That was painful to watch, definition of letting anger, frustration and heavy handed adjustments leading to poor outcome.

@jay2024 Месяц назад

no clue about dockint but 2 big flags mounted :-) so funny

@Thelawncarenut Год назад

that Larson boat looks like a bathtub toy. clunky

@Off-GridLife54 Месяц назад

Everybody on one side of boat always helps!

@LiquidityHorizon Год назад

I came for the comments. This is one of the best examples of a person that should not be behind the wheel. It blows my mind how so many people do not prepare their boat before they come in to the dock area. (1) fenders out, (2) lines attached and ready, (3) instructions to the other person before coming in, (4) use the wind to decide where to best dock, (5) I was told early on “ass first” to the dock to unload the guy and tie the back cleat first and that’s worked for me. Fenders cost less than boat damage. Amazing footage