Happiest Place on Earth | Net Positive with John Crist

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Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… on the net it’s a positive.
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@iankristofer1 5 месяцев назад

new guy in the chair just laughing for first 20 minutes lol

@iankristofer1 5 месяцев назад

what?! 'a transitional fossil' ??? I almost peed laughing lol!

@vamskillybilly 5 месяцев назад

Most men wear their hats over their eyes, but John Crist has a sleep mask. Haha. Nice.

@billiparis3203 5 месяцев назад

I wear a ballcap on the road... Also don't wear jewelry or bling!

@angie7164 5 месяцев назад

Through that whole story I pictured walking up on someone looking like him in that situation. Also, all the thoughts a prep he did a normal person would have adrenaline pumping that would wake them up.

@KwincyS 5 месяцев назад

That’s kinda worse than saying happy birthday to another man lol 😂😂😂

@honeystorlie1778 4 месяца назад

Birthdays are soooo important for everybody!!! It is a time people reflect and need to know they're LOVED!!!!

@BIGGER_RED 5 месяцев назад

I need Andrew to edit in his takes on these subjects before you post the video… thanks 😂

@amy8049 4 месяца назад

First time listener to your podcast, although I have listened to a lot of your comedy over the years. The Disney thing had my interest piqued. But you hit the nail in the head… All those TikTokers who say they have autism are disrespectful to those that have autism. it was worth listening just for that sentence!

@Angela-co3vi 5 месяцев назад

Aww don’t be dissing on trump!He’s always buying food for folks!

@lorendennis6653 5 месяцев назад

I wish all my guys in our weekly group happy birthday and also get them cards. I believe everyone needs to know someone sees them

@angie7164 5 месяцев назад

Good for you!

@missiedwards4715 5 месяцев назад

Hotel for SURE!!!!! When I travel alone I also stop at hotels to use the lobby restroom so I don’t have to go in the gas station 👍🏻

@carolinerobinette 5 месяцев назад

Definitely never tell your ex happy birthday ever. Only communication allowed is if you’re multiple years removed and you have a mutually respectful friendship and you are congratulating them on something big like getting engaged or married or having a baby. Also when I went to London for a summer in college the people at the church I went to there said “2 Corinthians,” “1 Peter.” Idk why Donald Trump said that but I have heard it before😅

@whitnieestes332 5 месяцев назад

Lord be my spotter!

@elizabethc.6353 5 месяцев назад

I havent installed one myself but i like the idea of the magnetic pistol holders you can mount under the dash, next to your right knee. Push it forward to chamber a round as you remove it.

@honeystorlie1778 4 месяца назад

BE OUR SPOTTER ON THE INSIDE!!!

@sabel1039 4 месяца назад

We need to get Ilmar 30 milkshakes and some chicken like yesterday

@SethMast-he5xu 4 месяца назад

🤣hell yeah man

@auddawn3066 5 месяцев назад

Honestly, I don't need my presidential candidates to know how to order fast food. If ya, do, it's a whatever from me.

@deborahhoward5471 5 месяцев назад

What happened to Andrew?

@weirdchristiankid803 5 месяцев назад

He moved to a different state I believe

@stephaniemccormick8003 5 месяцев назад

Also, is there another book coming down the line? Delete that was a treasure ❤

@lisaelias5330 5 месяцев назад

Maybe instead of "shame on you" you could say "you can do better."

@angie7164 5 месяцев назад

Or "you know better"

@annazimmerman864 3 месяца назад

I am all over as a gigging musician. Totally agree with the hotel parking lot idea. Never had anything but a chill night at one. Cracker Barrel also allows overnight parking. Some are sketchy, but a lot are also very quiet. I don't like Walmart parking lots. They're just sketchier. 24/7 gas stations are honestly not too bad. I just go in up front and ask where I should park to be safer. Sometimes they tell me to park close to the building under the lights if it's a rougher spot. But I haven't ever had anything bad happen.

@CalLadyQED Месяц назад

1:14:56 John reads email from "Ilmer," claiming to be the guy shot in the "pastor hires hitman to kill daughter's boyfriend" story

@sonyasaccenti1154 5 месяцев назад

Love the podcast! Can’t believe the guy that got shot reached out! Amazing! PLEASE we NEED your take on the James River stripper pole !!!

@atrujillo9311 5 месяцев назад

PLEASE clip the whole disney portion.

@darlenemcintyre9998 4 месяца назад

I think places like Disney Land and Disney World have special days for Autism because it is difficult for a person with Autism to have loud noises, lights and lots of stimulations.

@SethMast-he5xu 4 месяца назад

hot dame ilmar i mean a paster from a cherch that's also your girlfriend's dad hated you sooooo much he spent 40k on some dud to try to kill you.............just to find out he scrowed up...........also yes can we please here if you and your girl are still together

@jed317 4 месяца назад

Miss Andrew’s input!! If he has indeed moved, connect him remotely! #wheresandrew

@chadmiears8990 4 месяца назад

Definitely heard English / British pastors referring to two Corinthians.

@mommaria1968 5 месяцев назад

Need to find the link to that pre-workout prayer!

@Susan-r3h 4 месяца назад

"Which curb"😂😂

@edwinthorpe2663 4 месяца назад

John: "That's a good first step towards murder" 😂 Me: Dating the pastor's daughter also a good first step towards murder apparently

@SethMast-he5xu 4 месяца назад

strat facts

@Christopher_Lind 5 месяцев назад

Hotel parking lots have always been my go-to. Just the right level of activity, lighting, and security in the lot for sleeping. Bathrooms are top-notch. Free coffee and maybe even a little breakfast if you time it right.

@boxermom9 4 месяца назад

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@michaelsmith6722 4 месяца назад

Not gonna lie I use my 6yr old daughter very "mild" bone disease to get ahead in lines at Disney and at concerts, and airports...but it's fine my little one has no idea and she thinks daddy and mommy are loaded because we get "VIP" experiences

@MariaC.VIIIXIII 4 месяца назад

There was legit a perfectly-groomed and coiffed white Poodle on my FLL > LGA Delta flight yesterday. Dog was sitting on the floor of the seat with his/her owner.

@vickig3275 5 месяцев назад

John, Disney has been known to stop rides, remove people wanted by police from the attraction after they were spotted through facial recognition Then they are removed and exit handcuffed “backstage” If you see Orange County police walk in it is serious! Cameras are EVERYWHERE in the park!

@stacieweber4329 5 месяцев назад

Disney pass doesn't work that way, but you didn't have to show any paperwork. I always thought that was crazy, but it violates HIPPA or something.

@billiparis3203 5 месяцев назад

Blessings from Casper Wyoming ❤ on stopping to rest.... I travel alone... Female.. It has been awhile since I traveled a long way. I usually

@renayguilliams5215 5 месяцев назад

Hi John about your conversation about stopping overnight and your gun. Just a heads up, check the gun laws before you travel to another state. Also, laughter is important when you're in a bad place. I think your being open about what you've been through is helping a lot of people. Be safe and stay hilarious God does have our back

@vickig3275 5 месяцев назад

I am hysterical over the fitness story! I take several classes a week at a gym There are middle aged woman consistently filming selfies and vids before, during and after the classes They drive me crazy!!!!! Who wants to view those .……. NOBODY!!! Your take on it had me in stitches! 😆😂Heading to the club now 💪🤣🤣

@brentmichaelstewart 5 месяцев назад

You say “Good job not dying yet bro”

@SethMast-he5xu 4 месяца назад

happy Soler rotation

@adamwarren5654 5 месяцев назад

I had one of those moments of dozing off while driving to Lexington one time, and I made the decision to park at McDonalds to sleep about an hour. When I woke up i used the restroom and grabbed some breakfast before hitting the road again.

@ToddHandell 4 месяца назад

It was a meaningless game where Boban missed the free throw, it didn't affect seeding at all! Boban is a man of the people!

@theroundupgang7878 5 месяцев назад

That’s not how the Disney pass works. You have to wait just as long as everyone else just don’t stand there so if the line says it’s two hours long you come back in two hours and it’s only four people in your party and y’all have to be linked together on your cell phone, and if you have a broken leg or you’re in a wheelchair, that’s never been you cannot get a pass for that because they have wheelchair accessibility on most rides

@ashleyharris2434 5 месяцев назад

“Don’t reach out to my family when their birthdays come around” Ashley Cooke’s ain’t your place.

@craigthiery1623 4 месяца назад

Nah I be telling my closest boys happy birthday every year. On the calendar and everything

@sarahbotha8090 5 месяцев назад

John, where you live, doesn't sound safe... Oh my, get a hotel and then check out the same night, save yourself the hassle.

@skydivestef 5 месяцев назад

Did the girlfriend visit him in the hospital after she found out her dad tried to end his life?? We need to know allll the things

@kimstric 5 месяцев назад

According to a news article on the foiled murder for hire, the dude drove himself to the hospital after being shot several times!

@graysonkeller 5 месяцев назад

Hey dude. I heard it's your birthday. Don't get too wasted

@kingdomfirstpeople 4 месяца назад

I’ll wish you happy birthday every year! 😂😂😂

@billiparis3203 5 месяцев назад

Gun at right hand.. it fits well between seat and console. Good on hotel

@EarthLady8B Месяц назад

😂

@Leannw77 5 месяцев назад

I have slept in several hotel parking lots!!!

@brygoss6733 5 месяцев назад

New Andrew still warming up to the pod

@colinbeckstrand2612 5 месяцев назад

The whole birthday thing was way too long. lol

@danafuerst4553 5 месяцев назад

I'm dying! My husband's ex-GF from high school still tries to be the first person posting on his Facebook page every year! They broke up over 26 years ago and him and I got together a few weeks after they broke up... so what's that saying? Lol😂

@laurahitchman12 5 месяцев назад

Yikes! Sounds like he made a better choice with you.

@stephaniemccormick8003 5 месяцев назад

I'm sad too 😂🥹 ouch! In the feels! 😂❤

@billiparis3203 5 месяцев назад

Good Alex... yep! Ready for rock and roll! Marine Widow trained by the best:)

@billiparis3203 5 месяцев назад

John I sent messages to email and messager... It's that time again of morons in Wilderness! Such stupidity... Selfies with Bison .. Or walking on hot springs at Yellowstone!!!!!

@iankristofer1 5 месяцев назад

bwa ha 'these are my guys!'

@sarahbotha8090 5 месяцев назад

John, Do you ever want to have kids?