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Net Positive with John Crist
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This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.
Topics Include:
Intro (0:00)
Pumpkin patch (10:00)
Valet drama (26:37)
Shoe bomber (36:20)
Real Estate agent rant (52:10)
Ebony alert (59:00)
Emails (1:24:50)
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Комментарии : 68   
@baileydubs
@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад
The manscaped ad read went off the rails so hard 🤣
@anitacunha4555
@anitacunha4555 8 месяцев назад
Congratulations Alex!! And yes, Andrew is the hidden gem on this one :)
@glamgal28
@glamgal28 8 месяцев назад
John is wound up tight this episode and it's hilarious 😆
@jacksonfoote5604
@jacksonfoote5604 8 месяцев назад
Andrew is the voice of the people
@jessicamolina5781
@jessicamolina5781 8 месяцев назад
Women don’t enjoy going to the auto parts store, but they go. They’ll sit outside while you work on the car just so they can be with you!
@marthamartens765
@marthamartens765 8 месяцев назад
Exactly! 💯
@AlexisJay611
@AlexisJay611 8 месяцев назад
Your Qualin Senolytic ad read was very believable 🤣🤣🤣
@christinabrown687
@christinabrown687 8 месяцев назад
Congratulations Alex & Meg!!!
@topher3103
@topher3103 8 месяцев назад
This podcast is no longer sponsored by Manscaped 😂
@adamwarren5654
@adamwarren5654 8 месяцев назад
Congrats Alex! As a father of a 14 month old I am proud to announce becoming a father is like nothing else! And having a girl has been such a blessing and joy!
@renawalker2000
@renawalker2000 8 месяцев назад
My dad would put fear about my candy as a way for him “ to check it out first” aka: eat my candy! 😂
@krystallindsey0087
@krystallindsey0087 8 месяцев назад
@renawalker2000 I came here to say this. My parents "inspected" my candy to add to their candy stash. 🍬 😂
@mommapolleyplans5495
@mommapolleyplans5495 8 месяцев назад
I love John Crist, but I also love 80s music. It is my era after all!! 😂❤
@mookiedoeslife5999
@mookiedoeslife5999 8 месяцев назад
"Not all tips feel good. "😂😂😂
@kimberley43
@kimberley43 8 месяцев назад
Love how you address 'the group' on the second email LMAO!!!
@vanessajanik4623
@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад
As a woman I rewear outfits all the time & couldn’t care less what ppl think. Secondly, that manscaped ad was off the rails 😂 Third, I’m a Cali native.. Newsom is doing the absolute most while simultaneously doing the absolute least. The ebony alert is wild but he also just passed a law banning certain candy ingredients.. like we don’t have bigger problems 🤦🏼‍♀️ Last but certainly not least, congratulations Alex!!
@baileydubs
@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад
I made the same comment about the manscaped ad 😂
@Christopher_Lind
@Christopher_Lind 8 месяцев назад
Congrats Alex! I’ve got 7 under 12, so whatever you need, I got you covered. 😂
@carolinelvsewe
@carolinelvsewe 8 месяцев назад
Can’t wait till you have a kid John, you WILL inspect Jr.’s candy if they are surfing the neighborhood
@kimberley43
@kimberley43 8 месяцев назад
LOL!! yesss, quicksand was the danger in all the shows when I was a kid, and I never hear of it anymore, as well as the Bermuda Triangle 🤣🤣
@lisaelias5330
@lisaelias5330 8 месяцев назад
New segment: John gets triggered and tells how he really feels. 😂😂
@lisaelias5330
@lisaelias5330 8 месяцев назад
Dang- he hated everything this week! I am here for it.
@baileydubs
@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад
Isn’t that the whole podcast 😂
@BrodenADHD
@BrodenADHD 8 месяцев назад
He is living 1987 movie “Planes, Trains and Automobiles” 😂
@dggirl6190
@dggirl6190 8 месяцев назад
This sode was awesome! Congrats Alex!
@vanessajanik4623
@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад
The tip also depends on the attitude.. if it’s busy & taking awhile the least they can do is say “hey man so sorry for the wait we’re slammed right now”… if there’s literally no acknowledgment on their part I’d probably still tip but it’ll be barely anything.
@CoranceLChandler
@CoranceLChandler 8 месяцев назад
If you get into the cockpit with fingernail clippers you're John Wick.
@ThreePuttBogeys88
@ThreePuttBogeys88 8 месяцев назад
Universal tipping is the ultimate participation trophy. I do it, but it annoys me to no end.
@gracecline9352
@gracecline9352 8 месяцев назад
California also started a Feather Alert system this year - alerts for missing indigenous women
@letthecreativityout7521
@letthecreativityout7521 8 месяцев назад
This is hilarious
@tylerjones9309
@tylerjones9309 8 месяцев назад
Congratulations Alex
@AHG1347
@AHG1347 8 месяцев назад
Miracle Brand needs to start making men's pants since we wear them multiple times before washing them. This would track so well with this show's ad reads. Also, Fitbit needs to add the fit tracker function to their devices 😂.
@kdebusk2010
@kdebusk2010 8 месяцев назад
My nephew did have a razor in his candy but that was back like 6 years ago.
@danafuerst4553
@danafuerst4553 8 месяцев назад
Ok... first, woman here that LOVES Home Depot and LEADS our home improvement projects. ALSO, I bake real homemade bread so in my mind, Wild Grains are intended for the men! Lol😂
@lisavaldez7156
@lisavaldez7156 8 месяцев назад
My guy and I never do stuff together. And he definitely doesn't hang out with my friends, infant most people think I'm single cause he just doesn't like to do what I do, and we are 100% ok with it!!!😂😂😂
@vanessajanik4623
@vanessajanik4623 8 месяцев назад
Ok hold on just a minute Alex.. the majority of women in Home Depot w/their men are not having a blast. 😅 We’re for sure tipping our caps to each other or we meet up in the restroom & talk crap about ya’ll. J/k 😂
@jascharl
@jascharl 8 месяцев назад
Ebony alerts would be better for dads.
@AlexisJay611
@AlexisJay611 8 месяцев назад
I still wear clothes from high school (graduated ‘08) and I only have 2 pairs of jeans that I like/wear. I hate clothes shopping
@baileydubs
@baileydubs 8 месяцев назад
I only have two pairs of jeans too and hate shopping
@KwincyS
@KwincyS 8 месяцев назад
My husbands whole business is based on agents showing videos of houses. He has a video and photo production company that focuses on real estate. But I always think it’s weird when agents mix it with their personal things
@Brandy4824
@Brandy4824 8 месяцев назад
Sooo cute ❤😂😂😂😂
@ThreePuttBogeys88
@ThreePuttBogeys88 8 месяцев назад
When John started talking about golf, I could’ve sworn he was going to start comparing missing kids to losing golf balls 😂. I do kinda wonder if there’s a correlation in the recovery rates 🤷🏾‍♂️
@DCHSCheerPerry
@DCHSCheerPerry 8 месяцев назад
As a Gerogian, I am not happy with The Fox not allowing you to film! They should have let homeboy film for free!
@shawnakohl5056
@shawnakohl5056 8 месяцев назад
Where do I find the address to send Alex a gift?
@morgsully
@morgsully 7 месяцев назад
I have a “JOB” but I wear a white coat over my outfit so nobody is paying much attention to what I wear. I have one pair of pants and 3 shirts that are literally the same shirt in 3 colors. I rotate through the shirts and wear the same pants every day. I only work 2-3 max consecutive days, then get 2-3 days off where I do the laundry and start over with my outfit rotation. Basically I’ve created a uniform for myself. No outfit stress has changed my mornings for the better for SURE. This may sound like a comment from a man, but I assure you my chromosomes are XX (that makes me a woman if you’re at all unsure 😜).
@jfranz7603
@jfranz7603 8 месяцев назад
How many times have you valeted your car for an Hour At A Hotel😂😂😂😂?
@Brandonreisinger
@Brandonreisinger 8 месяцев назад
Hi-vis Crist 🫡
@hannahkeown6255
@hannahkeown6255 8 месяцев назад
Hot take, I love going golfing with my boyfriend! Riding in the cart is my favorite thing to do!
@adamwarren5654
@adamwarren5654 8 месяцев назад
My wife EASILY spends 10x more on clothes than me. In the last 2 years I’ve spent less than $200 on clothes. As a guy I don’t need more than a couple outfits.
@elisetesdal2371
@elisetesdal2371 8 месяцев назад
I am not a sports fan; and i really don't like watching sports on TV. But i would go to a live sporting event with my guy and semi enjoy it.
@jogriffith6000
@jogriffith6000 8 месяцев назад
I’m a woman - LOVE UFC!!!
@lisaelias5330
@lisaelias5330 8 месяцев назад
I used to track my own outfits. I'm not necessarily proud of that, but girls worrying about this is definitely a thing. Also, I feel like Alex wears a black tshirt every time and i dont care at all.
@lee-fs3ri
@lee-fs3ri 8 месяцев назад
are you wearing high vis because you're off to your construction job after the show?
@rebeccametz3100
@rebeccametz3100 8 месяцев назад
I wonder sometimes if John Crist is a born again Christian. Has anyone actually heard him say that he is? I have not. Just curious.
@WillboeBagins
@WillboeBagins 8 месяцев назад
So in hinsigt Hamas did come huh....
@Brandy4824
@Brandy4824 8 месяцев назад
He is so adorbs😊🫶🏼😆
@angelalane7924
@angelalane7924 8 месяцев назад
Is anyone commenting on the construction jacket? Cuz I see it in all the clips and it needs some attention
@mikiehashbarger8182
@mikiehashbarger8182 8 месяцев назад
Hello everyone
@iankristofer1
@iankristofer1 8 месяцев назад
so what you are saying is you are 'concerned' about the other guy that WON"T tip?! .....Lol!!!!!!!!! no your not! j/k respect!
@darlenewells1255
@darlenewells1255 8 месяцев назад
Following your husband around Home Depot: NOT fun.
@angiesickler3405
@angiesickler3405 2 месяца назад
Oh PULEEEASE! You guys think we girls like going with you to sports events? Car shows? Gun expos? Nascar? Maybe some girls like that stuff but most girls I know just don’t like those things. 🤷🏼‍♀️
@Brandy4824
@Brandy4824 8 месяцев назад
Hey 🫶🏼💜
@borisgaloris
@borisgaloris 8 месяцев назад
John, I get the feeling you're kind of a lukewarm Christian. You believe in God, Jesus, but don't die for Him daily. Am I wrong about that, or are you really on fire for God? I say this because that is my sense. Am I wrong?
@WillboeBagins
@WillboeBagins 8 месяцев назад
I think he is too hurt because of the canceling and now let that define his identitet and how he should act towards the church. 😢 hope he gets better ❤
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