Happy 4th of July 🇺🇸 🌭 🦅 

Ive heard Theo Von best described as if intrusive thoughts had a voice. 😂

Who needs Winston Churchill when you have Theo Von 😂😂😂

“And that’s relish.” Lmao

“ameriwanto”😭this man brain just works different

Theo is looking so well rested and extra handsome in this short!

I literally spit out my beer when he said “Betsy Ross would show them front heaters” 🤣

Front heaters is crazy, I love this man

The Go Deep cracked himself up

I want to stop fantasizing meeting Theo...so dreamy

God bless America!!! God bless you Mr,Theo!

no one can say it better 😂 PG bb

Aint nobody like theo

Relish/ salad had a heart attack!🤣 he’s hilarious

Theo for Prez

Milk nodules😂😂😂

Handsome and bright!!❤❤❤❤

Milk nodules 😂

Theo your so adorable

Lol. This is the only guy who totally don’t make any sense and you can still understand what he’s saying , love Theo, MAGA

Milk Nodules... Omg 😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎

This gets crazier each time you hear it! It's like a roller coaster of wildness that just keeps cranking up the volume! 🎢🤪

Northern people know it ALWAYS rains 🌧️ today man

This gets wilder every time you listen to it 😂

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THEO LOL WOOO LETS GO THEO THIS IS AWESOME

❤ Bahahahahahahabahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣❤ Love you Theo!¡!

Theo, I'm a hairdresser....PLEASE let me cut that hair, I Marijuana-to!! Happy 4th 🇺🇸

This guy 😂😂🙄😂😂

I love you Theo !😂❤😂

Your videos are always on point, keep it going

love you. fuckn funny shit man.!

Love him ❤️❤️

As an Australian I have no idea what relish is lol

I AmeriCAN !!!

I love him😂❤️🇺🇸

Betsy Ross showing them mondo gazoongas

This is the most real description I can give you Europeans about what the 4th is about.

4th of July always reminds me of when Chandler Halderson definitely didnt eat his parents 😊

Who wanna catch my hot dog in their mouth lol 😂

your so focused dude holy isht

Milk Nodules?!!! Adding to the lexicon..

Theo is that guy that talks shyt at the bar and you have to call him out and run a fade

What's relish? 😂

Bro I got no words… i’m going to need time to digest this

Milk nodules theo my guy

Theo says the stupidest things. But its funny

Bell was Canadian by choice.

In my town this year a 69 year old man saw some kids at a party and send some bird shot there way as he yelled freedomm to America, true story

Gotta have relish on my dog

There’s no way he said milk nodules

What is it about Theo Von? He is POLAR OPPOSITE of me, and yet, I have a crush on him. There is just something precious about him... sheesh.

Now this type of privilege/social class is a quirky phenomenon. I swear, post-war America was a pitri dish.

🇺🇸🦅

Just because you American do anything, doesn’t mean you Amerishould.

😭😭😭

I marijwan to

....and that's reliash... HAHHA I always hate when people assume he's dumb for his accent/ and from the south, but Holy shit this man like Einstein trying to fix math problems with the way HE ALWAYS, makes sense. It's kind of stupid lmao

Theo, wr should talk on the phone, bra.

Von that isn't relish wtf lmao

What in the fuck...

#MILKNODUALS

it’s American not Americant🇺🇸

mmmm not

No fuck this 2024 shit yr