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Brilliant, but LOSE not loose!

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You need to publish and copyright! 😂😂❤❤😂😂

Also illogical. Water clearly cannot be wet from the standpoint of water.

Very good!!!

The bigly house.

When Shaq was in the NBA, the Refs didn't know how to call fouls on him, because of his size. The U.S. Law Enforcement doesn't know how to hold trump accountable, because NO ONE has EVER COMMITTED MORE CRIMES and at such a HIGH RATE.

Hell

This is a hate group.

I've been trying to pin down that unsettled feeling every time i see that .. now i know! thank you, Stephen Colbert

“Airbnb host who lingers far too long after you arrive,” was good too.

You r gay 👏

MTG was a understudy for the part of Joy in My Name is Earl.

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Watch out for the space lazers

@@williamteuthorn7413 MTG was never meant to be more than an understudy. That was supposed to be her whole career. WTH happened? Director got drunk?

😂🎉👏👏 Either way, in these times I can see her actually doing this 😮...

His object work is impeccable

I still always expect a little Paul Schafer piano flourish.

Lol I do too!

Alll thanks to his improvising days in Chicago.

I miss Jon Batiste’s piano work complementing Stephen’s imaginary object shelf.

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I was wondering who u had in ur mind. Good one.

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Ha ha, yeah, GS would be perfect! 😊

Isn't Santos also the only person to scale Mt Everest while doing a handstand the whole way?

It’s so true

Agreed. We'd be better off with 1 or 2 of them as President.. like Mr. Colbert Jack the Cheesiest or Jon the Smartest Smartass Stewart, or maybe Carrell, Klepper, Chappelle, Bargatze, Burnham... u get it. 😊🇺🇸

always has. court ]estors and satirical theater are a long & storied tradition.

This is not true. Ordinary, non-fascist Americans need to take responsibility for their own destiny rather than looking for heroes who will do it for them.

Actually, it rests with people actually doing the work of voting in every election and actively participating in local and federal politics. Saving democracy isn't someone else's job, it's yours. And it begins by understanding that keeping Trump from being reelected will NOT magically fix everything, and therefore is NOT an excuse to go back to being apathetic about politics. There is no freedom without responsibility.

Mocking trump really brings out the best. I really wish trump would go away forever, but this is one of the only upshots.

Exactly.

You are not interested in fairness. You want Trump harmed because you have been brain washed, fool.

He should honestly be in Gitmo as a domestic terrorist! He tried to overthrow the government for God's sake!!! Is it going to take him launching a nuke at an American city before we stop acting like this is just politics?

In unfair he biased SCOTUS with corrupt MAGA puppets

Damn right!

And double-speak, his staple tactic.

@@TheRealSnakePlisken and he thought-crimed repeatedly

@@TheRealSnakePlisken course repugs have been using double speak for decades.

Also " douche speak" 😂

Always with the accordion hands, too. See saw see saw.

get that yankee!

I cant believe they took so much stupid intrest in a work fling. Captain Chaos will stall on flimsy points he can to drag this to the election.

Rump will tell us he takes PERFECT SCHITTS. 👾🚽

@@jv-lk7bc okay doodle. Stick a feather 🪶 in your cap!

Riding with Biden BIDEN/HARRIS 2024 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 USA. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊 YOU GO JOE. #teamjoebiden2024 #JoeBiden​ #BidenHarris2024​

Whaaaat?

I was listening to Randy Rainbow's I Won't Vote Trump earlier tonight.

Love when rich people cry about life not being fair lol

The sad part is that Trump supporters in red states (e.g. Iowa) speak like that and say things like: "in terms of badly."

LMHO! You nailed him.

Very wet(from the standpoint of water)

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LOL!

Big strong people- so strong! With tears in their eyes!

@@Kaotiqua Bigly people, who are kind of a bigly deal.

I know right. Everyday he comes up with something ridiculous and yes he could be listening to voices in his damaged brain. 😂

"a lot of people are saying it" 😂

ALSO. GONE. FOREVER😊

I'd like a meme with Biden pointing 'You're fired!' but I fear the worst

Maybe the Dems could get a better candidate? Sorry you guys are so scared.

Can Joe still point 🤣

I don’t get it, you’ve seen both worlds. A world of Trump and a world of Biden. How do you still want Biden over him? All it takes is going to the grocery store.

Yes, but perhaps you should seek out a better job!.

Should have been "A thing called abrain damage."

Bigly.

Thank God for Stephen, bc without him this insanity is SCARY. Stephen can always make us laugh out loud-he's the best medicine for this most contagious, vile maga virus!

isnt that a movie lol

That definitely required the "bing bing, bing bang bong" at the end.

Except he's NOT. He keeps NOT going to jail. Any normal citizen who behaved as he has in court would have been in jail for contempt, at the VERY least.

He imagine it's unfair becaues he is projecting and give himself liscense but the thought "why me? Everbody does it". Its how people come to accept their immorality as norma.

You probably don’t even know what he got charged with or understand the circumstances of the situation lol

Don the Con has pretty much gotten away with everything he’s ever done prior to this. He has been committing bank fraud and tax fraud his whole life . He scammed students out of $50 million with his fake Trump University, spent the money donated to his fake charity and his only punishment was he had to repay $25 million to the students he scammed and he had to pay a $2 million fine for the charity fraud. Now that he has finally been charged criminally and he can’t just buy his way out he thinks that is very unfair. The con man has actually been given special treatment because anybody else that made threats against court staff and tried to intimidate witnesses would have been thrown in jail until trial.

Remind you of like every elementary school kid, ever?

An ocean may separate the UK from the USA, but it a very narrow strait that separates Siberia from Alaska.

_"We have a thing called an ocean between us, right? And it's tremendously big and tremendously wet. This is a tough ocean, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen, from the standpoint of water. It certainly is not good, in terms of badly."_

@@zesty9815 The full statement may be ridiculous, but the very first part of it - there is an ocean between us - is misleading. It actuality, the distance between Russia and the USA is 2.5 miles. That is the distance between Big Diomede and Little Diomede. These are two islands in the Bering Strait, one belonging to Russia and the other to the USA. Even if you ignore these islands, it is only 55 miles across the Bering Strait. Russia doesn’t have to go through Europe and then cross an ocean to get to the USA.

@gretchenbradfield8950 Russia doesn't even have to cross the Bering Strait, it has its operatives and money already in the US working to elect its puppet: trump.

I take stuff too serious sometimes but come on guys seriously!! 🤭

Or Harris/Newsom 2028

It's shows a slight lack of policy awareness if you think Bernie, Kamala and Newsom have the same agenda. Bernie is far more active on progressive issues. Newsom/Kamala are more of nothing will change

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It's also an aspect of entitlement. His world has always been about being able to break the law and not be held accountable. He settles without a conviction in every civil case... until E. Jean.

@@leagarner3675That was when he had money and could buy his way out. Then he took on the country…whole different story.

Well put glennwelsh !

"A thing called the ocean. No-one has ever heard of it before."

The only time he would be the smartest person in the room is when no one else is in it, and even that is up for debate.

I said that same thing after that joke LOL!

Venez-whale…uh?

@@Tony8418 😂

Nah a thing called nikki Haley at January 6th:)

He had to cross THAT line before you declared him fried?! I called it nine years ago!

@@terrierqueen4091No, he was making a joke about the “in terms of” phrase

He was never very smart, he is American after all. The smart is like 1 in 1000000. But he was never so disoriented. He should be under NFL concussion protocol all the time. Plus my friend @pattyayers is right. I was making a joke.@@janetownley

​@@taylanac1 look we may on average be criminally underinformed about the rest of the world, but we're not actually stupid. Pretty sure our collective IQ isn't statistically lower than everyone else's.

@@awaredeshmukh3202 ​ I know, I spent 8 years in the US. Enjoyed every minute of it.

"From even the greatest of horrors, irony is seldom absent." - H P Lovecraft

So true!

The battle to save democracy & stump out demagoguery.

Because it might be the last one.

Why are Dem constituents sitting on the COMFY COUCH for 8 long YEARS?

They are correct. EVERY election is the most important one in history. This election is more vital, more critical than any other election in our nation's history thus far. But all of them are equally most important, even if nobody mentions it. This is the election where we once again show Earth that our nation as a whole will never bow to nor accept any dictator. That is why relatives feel a bit stronger about this election cycle as compared to others.

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If he's been treated as every ordinary citizen he would be in prison like his incarcerated supporters from Jan 6. They had no privileges whatsoever

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LOW LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wayyyyy better. Nobody else would have been given as much leeway as he has. He's as guilty as charged and I have very little confidence he will be punished at all.

Imagine listening to him and thinking "yep. He's the one"

​@@talltrini10 *only in a cult*

Do you mean Bigfoot, or the orange copy?

And baby Trump is awaiting in the wings in Tallahassee Florida

I think you're right. And can only explain how a former President can give away national intelligence that others have given their lives to protect.

A “tell”.

How are you so sure about that? For one, this third-person thing is a more recent development in his rhetoric (edit: at least it wasn't so often before), and more likely an intentional tactic rather than a personality tic. For another, there are much more sure signs of his narcissism. At the very least, people should not too closely correlate eccentricity with toxic behaviors or maladaptive personality. Psychology is complex. People can be weird without being narcissistic, and people can be narcissistic without being weird (edit: I'm just saying it's too easy to take that assumption and run with it to the detrimental judgement of those who are not narcissists even though they may refer to themselves in the third person). It's not how Trump refers to himself rhetorically in an odd way (especially lately) that's telling, it's how he frames himself as uniquely superior and above reproach, very often at the expense of others. He has typically touted his grandiose superiority in the first person. His usual pattern has always been "Nobody is better at [XYZ] than me." or "I'm the best/greatest at [insert subject] ever." (I.e., we should look at the substance of how he talks about himself and others, how he treats people, and his egotistical behavior, not the stylistic aberrations.) But don't take my word for it. "Contrary to what you might read in political blogs, it isn’t a sure sign of narcissism when people talk about themselves in the third person. The truth is that much clearer clues about someone’s narcissism can be found in how they regard you and the other people in their lives." counsellingresource.com/features/2016/02/01/illeism-and-narcissism/

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@@JediMobius Are you seriously arguing about narcissistic traits?? I don't find it quirky or a mannerism when he refers to the "royal" Trump. I recognize it as demogoguery, and if you don't get that from context, while I do, okay. It's cute when a little puppet says "puppet scared" or "puppet happy", but when a grown man in the office of the Presidency says "Trump is innocent" it has a whole 'nother aspect.

"A thing called aspiring fascist dictator, being treated so unfairly by the courts, that still haven't locked him up for trying to undermine our government and faith in our elections" 👈🎃👉 -Trump2024 #voteblue #savedemocracy 🗳💙 🇺🇸⚖️🗽

in terms of badly...at least

Trump 2024 lets go brandon

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The USA is not a democracy. People are fleeing democracies to cross the border into our country.

And the “reporter” who interviews him is going to invoke god in reference to T***p being treated “badly”. Bigly.

Don't worry, he will make a deal. Probably involves building a bridge so that his buddy can come over easier.

Trump will hand over Alaska willingly to his secret love Putin..

Has Putin ever said he wants Alaska back? Even for him that seems nuts...

​@00SmileTime00 yes. That and California

Trump didn't know that Puerto Ricans were American citizens. He only understands things with his name on them. Until he's put on the stand under oath, of course.

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True. Dictators don't have VPs.

Pretty sure it's a _Rational_ number!

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@ann Boo!

That was almost as bad as my brothers joke in 1963…”ever hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out on his slide rule!!!”

Sounds like an album of the J6 choir with Trump talk-singing over them!😂

Yes! Thank you! And he also led a terrorist attack against us. JUST like Osama Bin Laden.

trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣

Do you mean like Biden / Harris has? They both should be charged with high Treason. The country is in shambles. You can't blame Trump for that

It’s an insult to all the veterans who fought and died for this country

Yes indeed and those police in the riot do you know he has never recognised any of them.

Cadet Bonespurs and his followers are all traitors.

Some people are saying this is already happening. Big strong men came up to me, tears in their eyes....

Yes, just by registering to run for POTUS I would be immune for my entire lifetime, ever, all time, crisscross applesauce and no backsies,

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trump stole nuclear codes.

the reason they're in prison is they dont have billions of dollars and millions of sheep fighting for them.

The aussie guy was helping fatty unpack. The line he said that it was clothes and other thing that documents were in? First off I am sure that fatty moved into White House with nothing in cardboard filing boxes.I never saw the tubby guy in jeans and a casual shirt. Only his tan khakis and polo shirt that had to be at least 3x. I would guess the guy never had to have clothes packed when going to Florida, Jersey course. Scottie courses. He has clothes there. Blue suit with white shirts,occasional blue or pink. Red and blue ties. It has to be the lamest excuse he has ever quipped. Like your wife used to pack the house. Here honey mark these boxes china and golf apparel. Then these are documents and spices boxes. That way the spices keep the bugs away.

It's so hard to comprehend.....

Anyone remember, "loose lips sink ships!".... Look it up, MAGAs....

Yup. And for those who don't remember, Clinton kept the notes he had made for his memoirs in his socks drawer, according to legend, and it was ruled PERSONAL because he wrote the notes and they were for his own memoirs. Very different from taking (stealing) classified documents, some of which have still not been recovered (empty cover folders that trump said he took as "souvenirs").

Now Don Lemon can do what Megan Kelly did: become a RU-vid Podcaster.

I strongly suspect this was Lemon's plan all along. He's a little too gleeful about being fired...again.

He's already in trouble for not being able to do accounts properly

Its a thing called the supremely corrupt Court

⁠@@TheKrispyfortI think he is able to do accounts properly. He just can make any money when he does. That’s why it’s called fraud.

'Properly' set up tax frauds and other frauds, not to mention racketeering and worse. Properly going to jail

In terms of fairly.

The way he talks about this issue I believe he thinks that there is some kind of bank account where all the NATO members pay in and that is then used to pay for NATO military spending, like the war in Afghanistan. Of course this is not the case. NATO has a budget of about 3.3Billion €, used for support of its permanent military command structure, enable its current operations and missions, and provide essential military infrastructure (including air and naval basing facilities, satellite communications, fuel pipelines, and command and control systems). Of this, the US pays about 16% (same as Germany). It's on the NATO website. All military spending is strictly a national issue. There is a guideline (not a contract) for NATO members to spend 2% of their GDP in defence. Nobody is obligated to exceed that, as the US does regularly. There IS NO common NATO military spending of which the US shoulders an disproportionate amount, as he always implies. This whole talking point is directed at his braindead base who is to lazy (or incapable of) looking up the facts. The only time Article 5 was invoked was in response to an attack on the United States. The coalition partners DID NOT ask who spends how much or how we benefit from it. Soldiers of many nations died there to defend the US as requested by Article 5. Another fact that eludes this cretin. Sorry, that needed to get out.

And yet we’re being destabilized from within. No irony there..🤔

Trump hasn't the slightest clue how NATO works. All he knows is what his Kremlin handler tells him.

Trump hasn't the slightest clue how NATO works. He only knows what his Kremlin handler tells him.

Trump hasn't the slightest clue how NATO works. All he knows is what his Kremlin handler tells him.

Wasn't it Fate who appointed her? A lottery that threw her up.

@@katescarratt4267 No, she was chosen by lottery for the trial, but Trump appointed her to the seat. You don't get "appointed" to a trial.

@@Kaotiqua True.

Lucky you, you live down under, I'm in EU & if Putin's ass-licker get elected he's going to sell us to his best mate, just for spite

🦘🦘As an Aussie also, you make me so freaking proud 😎 Go my son, spread our Australian Dark humour to all corners of the Earth.. 😏 they won't know what hit them... 😅

As an Aussie it's so corny to see so many Australians begin their RU-vid comments by first announcing that they're an Aussie.

​@@terri6854party pooper

​@terri6854 I truly appreciate knowing where folks live, especially Australia. As the number 1 place that I always wanted to visit. Peace and Love to all from Las Vegas, NV. USA.

Highly under-rated, absolutely factual comment!!

So true GREAT comedy, the BEST!!!😅

😎Thinking the same...... They were in top form🔥 Wouldn't it have been a blast to be in on that writing session 😄🤣

If that doesn't work, he can always rent a Ewe-Haul.

how did they miss a dick wolfe joke though.

That was a PUN, the least-funny type of joke ever invented

Spineless, too. That's how they got to power. Saying and doing what had to be said and done, with no spine at all.

​@@davidelias13: and yet always with their hand out. 💵💰

@@davidelias13Yeah, I have always thought that they should just add another trunk to the back of their elephant symbol and call it a jellyfish as it sums up the party better. It's both spineless and poisonous.

It's obvious Donald offered Musk the VP position for a Billion dollars.

I was born in the dark, but not last night. You need to learn to "read between the lines".... Unwillingness to even discuss the bare minimum is alarming enough.

@@bwenluck9812 OP sarcasm

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To be fair, Hillary Clinton sounds better than Kid Rock.

He should ask Hilary to be his VP

Don't translate... भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु……………

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But don't hold your breath, except in the presence of Trump, of course.

All politicians should be held accountable

​@@rickdagrexican7351He tricked us both with the warning not to. Well, I better get those final expenses in order [sigh.] 😞

Beep bop Boop boop boop ZING!

Thanks "mate". 👍👍😎😎

Chur from New Zealand 😂❤

Oy!

G’day from Melbourne! (We are better than Sydney!)

Howdy from Whidbey Island, WA, let the rain keep fallin' (not - I'm ready for some sunshine!!)

Yeah Biden

EXACTLY!!! Afghanistan...

Drumpf has been putins vp since 2015

I think trump should be putins vp

Don't give him any ideas!

He's already his political advisor and funds him...

Don’t give him that idea. He will do it.

Good thing the farmer who cloned sheeps didn't decide to clone Amur leopards instead. Do you imagine not being able to hunt those very rare beasts when they eat your chickens?

For real.

Well... at least he can speak. Btw, what do you call the dehumanization of a political figure from the side you disagree with? Def getting some authoritarian extremist vibes from it. Do you only accept political figures (as human) when they agree with you?

@@regenen You tell me. This all started out with the MAGA cultists claiming Biden is senile. The Democrats merely pointed out that, compared with Trump, Biden can at least use actual English sentences. Btw. I am a right winger: do you really have to be a leftie to observe Trump is in a serious mental decline?

At least we can understand him. Biden just dribbles random incoherent half sentences

@@OZDurden ROFL. That's projection. We all saw Biden's SOTU speech and he was perfectly capable. But this is what you Trump cultists do all the time: whenever an issue with Trump is pointed out, you must pretend Biden has it but only worse.