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The longest general election campaign of all time is underway, Donald Trump’s daughter-in-law has assumed leadership of the RNC, and independent candidate RFK Jr. is expected to announce his running mate soon.
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@sa4769
@sa4769 Месяц назад
VOTE FOR JOE 💙
@graceantonio3573
@graceantonio3573 Месяц назад
IN CASE GRAMPA IS VOTED TO WIN THEN JOE IS PROVEN RIGHT WHEN HE SAID BEFORE THAT PEOPLE WOULD RATHER VOTE FOR HIM THAN TO TAKE TRUMP. AH! GRAMPA HAS A CHANCE TO DO HIS LAST HURRAH LALALA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
@chrism1503
@chrism1503 Месяц назад
I DIDN’T EVEN BOTHER READING YOUR COMMENT TURN YOUR DAMN CAPS LOCK OFF
@ray.shoesmith
@ray.shoesmith Месяц назад
"If we nominate Trump we will get destroyed....and we will deserve it" Linsdsay Graham
@intomnia3313
@intomnia3313 Месяц назад
Was he talking about the party or the country?
@walterbo7687
@walterbo7687 Месяц назад
​@@intomnia3313 both
@pauloaka697
@pauloaka697 Месяц назад
@philleotardo_o , a broken clock is right twice a day. Graham is right once or twice each decade.
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Месяц назад
@@intomnia3313He was talking about the GOP; thus the use of the word “nominate” instead of “elect”
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Месяц назад
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@beachvacay3184
@beachvacay3184 Месяц назад
“Any volunteer lawyers? We need those too. Uh because we’re deadass broke and can’t pay you.” 😂
@dahn57
@dahn57 Месяц назад
Volunteering to go to prison for Trump without being paid?? I'm sure that LOADS of lawyers jumped at THAT chance 😛
@megamanx466
@megamanx466 Месяц назад
Lol, aren't all lawyers volunteers except perhaps for court appointed ones? 🤷‍♂
@djbenje4019
@djbenje4019 Месяц назад
Question: "So you don't remember saying you have one of the best memories in the world?" Trump: "I don't remember that." LOL!!! 😂😂
@FreeAmericanCats
@FreeAmericanCats Месяц назад
Dump Trump: Reason over Treason!💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@sunshineroth9605
@sunshineroth9605 Месяц назад
Never tired of seeing your/this comment! True blue 💙💙💙👍
@4Everlast
@4Everlast Месяц назад
What treason? You mean the laptop a 1000 people are trying to pretend doesn't incriminate the pro-slaughter, kid sniffer ?
@SuzanneG1961
@SuzanneG1961 Месяц назад
💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙🗳️💙
@FreeAmericanCats
@FreeAmericanCats Месяц назад
@@SuzanneG1961 Thanks! It was my idea, but I gratefully donated it to my younger Democrats on a public RU-vid post after hearing multiple times that it would make a good t-shirt or bumper sticker slogan! Free ideas for Democracy! 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@stoppin2look
@stoppin2look Месяц назад
That "ooohhh" was Diaper Don having a dump.
@chris4973
@chris4973 Месяц назад
Baby Driver A Trump parody sing along to Paul Simon’s Baby Driver His daddy was the family biz man His mama sometimes volunteered And he was born one late mid morn’ With only falsehoods for all our ears, for all our ears They call him Baby Driver Once he’s got on some fresh Depends He’ll hit the road and be gone What’s his number? Donnie how’s your triple XXX feel? Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road Who cut that number? We pity how your campaign aides feel Shine a light Whether your daddy was a prominent frogman Or your ma served in the Naval reserve Whether old or young you gotta carry a gun And it’s me you’ll be priveleged to serve It’s me you’ll serve They call me Baby Driver And once I Don some fresh Depends I’ll hit the road and be gone What’s my numbers? I wonder how you Dumbocrats feel… Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road What’s my numbers? Jealous is how you Dumbocrats feel My daddy was good at promotion My mama mostly worked for pay So there was no one home, was just left all alone But a F(r)iend came to my room to play, yes, we did play ‘Me’n Jeffery talked ‘bout teens ‘n pigtails Once we exploited their sex appeal We hit the road and were gone What’s my numbers? I laugh at all you Dumbocrats Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road Gloat’n on my numbers Laughin’ how you Dumbocrats feel …Copy the lyrics. Paste them into a karaoke site’s comment section. Don’t post! Just scroll while you sing along
@chris4973
@chris4973 Месяц назад
And/or Donnie Donnie A Trump parody sing along to the Archies Sugar Sugar [Chorus] (for) MAGA oh Donnie Donnie You are our cocaine Girl! And you’ve got us needing you Money! Ah sugar sugar You are our cocaine girl! And you’ve got us needing you [Verse 1] Non-cultists can’t believe the loveliness of loving you They just can’t believe it’s true I want to believe so pour those sweet lies over me (And you know I’ll think they’re true) When you lie I love exactly how those sweet lies feel (so) Pour your lies all over me [Chorus] (for) MAGA oh Donnie Donnie You are our cocaine Girl! And you’ve got us needing you Ah Money! Ah Donnie Donnie You are our cocaine Girl! And you’ve got us needing you [Verse 2] When we kiss your ass we know how sweet that kiss will be (How sweet, we know, Depends on thee) Like the summer sunshine your aura overwashes me (your aura overwashes me) [Pre-Chorus] MAGA, pour a lot o’ money on old Donnie Pour a lot of money on our baby We’re gonna make his life so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah Pour a lot of money on it oh yeah Pour a lot of money on old Donnie Pour a lot of money on it baby We’re gonna make his life so sweet, yeah, yeah, yeah [Chorus] (for) MAGA, ah Donnie Donnie You are our cocaine Girl! And you’ve got us needing you Oh Donnie, Donnie, money money You are our cocaine girl
@jucat60
@jucat60 Месяц назад
@cjtranslationsjasmine1815
@cjtranslationsjasmine1815 Месяц назад
100%😂
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 Месяц назад
Probably.
@nemo9540
@nemo9540 Месяц назад
I loved Jimmy kimmel's one liner "isn't it past your jailtime?"
@michaeld9682
@michaeld9682 Месяц назад
Jimmy should be in jail. His ties with Epstien are likely going to catch up with him Also his former racism Also his longtime friend was literally the cook on the Lolita express for years!!!
@gregarioustumours2397
@gregarioustumours2397 Месяц назад
May the GQP get everything it deserves.
@DanielVerberne
@DanielVerberne Месяц назад
Grand Queer Party? Sorry, just joking about your inadvertent 'Q' instead of 'O'.
@burchmtncougar
@burchmtncougar Месяц назад
Only time anybody should be going "Ba ba ba ba..." it should be followed by "Barbara Ann"
@cherylwilkinson3228
@cherylwilkinson3228 Месяц назад
😊 I sang "Barbara Ann" when that video played. Thanks for letting me know I'm not alone.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад
🎶take my hand…
@chris4973
@chris4973 Месяц назад
Wrong! Baby Driver A Trump parody sing along to Paul Simon’s Baby Driver His daddy was the family biz man His mama sometimes volunteered And he was born one late mid morn’ With only falsehoods for all our ears, for all our ears They call him Baby Driver Once he’s got on some fresh Depends He’ll hit the road and be gone What’s his number? Donnie how’s your triple XXX feel? Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road Who cut that number? We pity how your campaign aides feel Shine a light Whether your daddy was a prominent frogman Or your ma served in the Naval reserve Whether old or young you gotta carry a gun And it’s me you’ll be priveleged to serve It’s me you’ll serve They call me Baby Driver And once I Don some fresh Depends I’ll hit the road and be gone What’s my numbers? I wonder how you Dumbocrats feel… Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road What’s my numbers? Jealous is how you Dumbocrats feel My daddy was good at promotion My mama mostly worked for pay So there was no one home, was just left all alone But a F(r)iend came to my room to play, yes, we did play ‘Me’n Jeffery talked ‘bout teens ‘n pigtails Once we exploited their sex appeal We hit the road and were gone What’s my numbers? I laugh at all you Dumbocrats Ba ba ba ba Scoot down the road Gloat’n on my numbers Laughin’ how you Dumbocrats feel …Copy the lyrics. Paste them into a karaoke site’s comment section. Don’t post! Just scroll while you sing along
@rbess654
@rbess654 Месяц назад
Thought of the same thing! 🤣
@stephenarendse
@stephenarendse Месяц назад
Underrated comment!
@tf9419
@tf9419 Месяц назад
"plastic surgery who's had some woman done," is one of the great lines of our time.
@mwdollar
@mwdollar Месяц назад
Gold
@johnsmithe4656
@johnsmithe4656 Месяц назад
If you ask me, plastic should not get a vote. People only.
@christinalomeli7024
@christinalomeli7024 Месяц назад
100% ❤ I choked 😂
@jiggahenry9471
@jiggahenry9471 Месяц назад
I’ve got to use this on my next job interview, “ God does not call the qualified, he qualifies the called”; maybe I can get job as Laura’s plastic surgeon?
@samuela-aegisdottir
@samuela-aegisdottir Месяц назад
😂
@ReinierKleipool
@ReinierKleipool Месяц назад
Start as brain surgeon, easy, then move up to plastic. DO use Lara as test subject.
@paulmcnutt4657
@paulmcnutt4657 Месяц назад
Got to say, watching Trump knee cap the entire RNC party apparatus, drain their funds for his own legal fees and point loyalists in key positions just weakens every other down ticket race. Oh darn.
@Stickey14
@Stickey14 Месяц назад
😆😆😄😄
@tammylathrop6223
@tammylathrop6223 Месяц назад
Ain't Life Grand
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx Месяц назад
Don't be stupid, there are enough fascists in this country for the RNC to be more dangerous than ever, right now. This attitude you have is why Trump won in 2016.
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Месяц назад
If God appointed Lara Trump as co-chair of the RNC, then God wants to destroy the Republican Party!
@JKB-ji6xl
@JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад
Thank God.
@bahamutstear1369
@bahamutstear1369 Месяц назад
I’m pretty sure they will not make it thru the next election however if Trump squeaks by WE WILL BE AT WAR
@FalloutJack
@FalloutJack Месяц назад
I have always found that god has a sense of humor, which means that in life, there must be someone destined for prat falls. Enter the GOP! 😁
@4TwentyFour20
@4TwentyFour20 Месяц назад
read the book of GIDEON...
@babesimmons4017
@babesimmons4017 Месяц назад
God works in mysterious ways💙
@samuelsotunde3622
@samuelsotunde3622 Месяц назад
Bloody damn Supreme Court. If they had refused to take the case , he won’t be able to come up with this stupid excuse
@WormholeJim
@WormholeJim Месяц назад
It's more than just an excuse. He'll be claiming that immunity for a fact now and try and make it count in all the trials that are currently ongoing. And probably he'll succeed too, in having at least some of them ground to a stand still until end of april when SCOTUS comes out and announces it is finally ready to start thinking about that question of immunity from prosecution of crimes commited while president. It's SCOTUS, it can't be argued with without nullifying the entire judicial structure. But the individual judges can - and should, in fact - be held responsible for damaging the Supreme Court's credibility and overall respectability.
@sirmoonslosthismind
@sirmoonslosthismind Месяц назад
@@WormholeJim the supreme clowns of the united states have no credibility or respectability left. i know many third graders who could have written a better analysis of the insurrection clause. this court is intellectually, morally, legally, and in all other respects (except for bribes) bankrupt.
@user-fp8zq6zb8v
@user-fp8zq6zb8v Месяц назад
If Garland hadn't wasted TWO YEARS dithering about "appearances", waiting to be forced into doing his job by the House and the press, this could all have been finished by now. If Biden gets reelected, Garland HAS TO GO. Next time appoint a prosecutor; don't just hand out Miss Congeniality prize because YOU (Biden) didn't get him on SCOTUS. Thought was what you were supposed to bring to the ticket, what with your centuries of experience working with EVERYONE in Congress. Oooopps.
@phil-anthrophist3960
@phil-anthrophist3960 Месяц назад
I mean RFK Jr just name dropping some of the worst sexual predators is fucking bananas!!
@4Everlast
@4Everlast Месяц назад
Did he mention biden the kid sniffer, did I miss it?
@suzibouch-xm9yr
@suzibouch-xm9yr Месяц назад
And they all got along just fine. You are the company you keep...
@thinkforyourself828
@thinkforyourself828 Месяц назад
Listen to the actual interview. This was taken completely out of context, par usual for legacy media.
@stevennelson8479
@stevennelson8479 Месяц назад
He's trying to get the trump base
@kelgreen99
@kelgreen99 Месяц назад
That was nucking futs!😅
@EmilyBrowneyes
@EmilyBrowneyes Месяц назад
Stephen you have great writers. Your monologue is consistently hilarious. Love it.
@savannahm.laurentian1286
@savannahm.laurentian1286 Месяц назад
"Plastic surgery who's had a woman done."😂😂😂
@gl15col
@gl15col Месяц назад
I mean, you don't need all those people working at the RNC when all the money is now going to one account...
@franziskani
@franziskani Месяц назад
The beauty of it is that she will make a complete mess of it. And they fired staff, likely experienced people. There is a chance companied will not over exert themselves with donations.
@kingvagar
@kingvagar Месяц назад
Bingo!
@LucyBean42
@LucyBean42 Месяц назад
"God told me to do it" is the #1 answer for criminally insane behavior.
@TimBear-px9gj
@TimBear-px9gj Месяц назад
He heard it first from Charlie... _Manson._
@What-lt3lj
@What-lt3lj Месяц назад
4:11 "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."
@megamanx466
@megamanx466 Месяц назад
1984? 🤔
@What-lt3lj
@What-lt3lj Месяц назад
@@megamanx466 that's the one.
@megamanx466
@megamanx466 Месяц назад
@@What-lt3lj 😉 That was one of the few novels I've ever mostly read! lol
@shermanculbertson6244
@shermanculbertson6244 Месяц назад
How anyone can see what Trump has done and decide to vote for him is beyond me.
@christams8863
@christams8863 Месяц назад
Minding blowing!
@TheRealRevelation
@TheRealRevelation Месяц назад
Same with Biden.
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 Месяц назад
@TheRealRevelation Ah yes. The height of republican intellect: "I know you are, but what am _I?"_ Pathetic.
@christams8863
@christams8863 Месяц назад
@@TheRealRevelation In what way? I strongly disagree!
@alexanderson7101
@alexanderson7101 Месяц назад
​@TheRealRevelation no you are!
@Opus313
@Opus313 Месяц назад
The tide is turning against Donnie... First his wallet, then his freedom! Vote Blue 💙 to give him something to stew about in solitary...
@peterschancel7223
@peterschancel7223 Месяц назад
Bah Bah Bah Bah🤡🤣
@SixSonn
@SixSonn Месяц назад
You support political persecution?
@johnwebster76
@johnwebster76 Месяц назад
​@@SixSonn Donald Trump is not being persecuted. Donald Trump is a con man who was caught
@cherylalt101
@cherylalt101 Месяц назад
Except that now he's got all the RNC money for his personal grifting and stealing. His daughter in law will make sure she gets a big fat salary and the tramp will get all he needs to pay his fines and judgements. As usual, nothing will come out of his personal money. He should be forced to sell tramp tower or mar a lago to pay up, but he escapes real punishment again. Boy that pisses me off!
@kc8203
@kc8203 Месяц назад
​@SixSonn courts charging a citizen for crimes committed is not political persecution. If he's not guilty of the alleged crimes, he has nothing to worry about. Although, he did just manage to get his daughter-in-law appointment to the head of the RNC, and they immediately fired 60 people who they didn't believe were Trump Loyalists. And now the donations from the American people will be used to pay the court fees and fines of a "billionaire"
@deewwwd
@deewwwd Месяц назад
RFK Jr. For President 2024 🇺🇸
@suzibouch-xm9yr
@suzibouch-xm9yr Месяц назад
Thank God Stephen Colbert is on our side!
@dem8568
@dem8568 Месяц назад
​@@KK-111I conclude that both-sideism is a cop out. Anyone who thinks the Democratic party is anywhere near as bad as the Republican party is simply deluded. We have decades of evidence now that the Republican party hates democracy.
@coomtothebroom778
@coomtothebroom778 Месяц назад
This makes the third time the GOP has nominated the same creep that says the US doesn’t want political dynasties. 😂
@Desertbiker617
@Desertbiker617 Месяц назад
Talk about scraping bottom of the barrel.
@gregbors8364
@gregbors8364 Месяц назад
“Donald gives them permission to be their worst selves.” - Mary Trump
@amberandrews6842
@amberandrews6842 Месяц назад
I learned years ago, whatever they say, they mean the opposite....
@gladtravis
@gladtravis Месяц назад
Expecting logical consistency from the GOP is like expecting a full English conversation with a Rottweiler.
@shevek2954
@shevek2954 Месяц назад
Trump is a creep from NY, so RFK Jr probably hung out with him too.
@ChainReactionsProductions
@ChainReactionsProductions Месяц назад
As much as I don’t like Biden winning the nomination, the country cannot survive another Trump presidency. Progressives like me know it, the Dems know it, even my dad and other somewhat moderate conservatives like him know it. I know he won’t be voting for the madman and neither will I or anybody with any sense.
@Yomamasofat312
@Yomamasofat312 Месяц назад
Cornel West 2024 No to Genocide Joe
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 Месяц назад
​​@@Yomamasofat312There is no Genocide Joe, except in your mind. You might want to talk to the president of Israel....
@MsEagle20
@MsEagle20 Месяц назад
I am seriously thinking about having my body cryogenically frozen for four years if Donald Trump wins the 2024 election.
@Nightwatchman53
@Nightwatchman53 Месяц назад
​@@bwenluck9812Correct..
@Devilninja333
@Devilninja333 Месяц назад
@@Yomamasofat3124 more years 💙
@jamesgoines7663
@jamesgoines7663 Месяц назад
Lara: we need volunteer lawyers. Anybody wondering why she made such a request? Also 60 people most likely equal DJT lawyer fees. Be prepared for RNC monies to be funneled to DJT.
@goettling
@goettling Месяц назад
Quite obviously so!
@ccrider7790
@ccrider7790 Месяц назад
RFK JR BABY LETS GOOOOO
@flangekiwi
@flangekiwi Месяц назад
RNC just experienced it's own "Night of the Long Knives" 😮
@mcdjinn6975
@mcdjinn6975 Месяц назад
We need more than two parties; get rid of the electoral college
@andreah6379
@andreah6379 Месяц назад
Start local. Get Rank Choice Voting started in your own district. It's the easiest, laziest thing to do is suggest it here. Democracy takes work.
@andreah6379
@andreah6379 Месяц назад
But, yes, electoral college stinks.
@robertnapier624
@robertnapier624 Месяц назад
Isn’t there already a movement to try and get rid of it that’s doing well? I saw a video where Robert Reich went over it. I can’t remember if it’s on his RU-vid channel or on his Twitter. Or X as Elon prefers to call it.
@michaeld9682
@michaeld9682 Месяц назад
We need the electoral college to prevent red states from becoming the hell holes which blue states have become
@michaeld9682
@michaeld9682 Месяц назад
@andreah6379 indeed, join the freedom caucus to end omnibus bills and take power away from the federal level of government
@askew9976
@askew9976 Месяц назад
AI can’t replicate that sigh…I’ve been trying for days! True story.
@jackiethinel6280
@jackiethinel6280 Месяц назад
They need to put a time period for campaigning as well as a cap on money spent.
@_Twink
@_Twink Месяц назад
Like a lot of other counties
@DustyJones1997BGCL
@DustyJones1997BGCL Месяц назад
Stephen Colbert is how America comes together 💙💙💙💙💙
@ayamata8950
@ayamata8950 Месяц назад
totally
@jennifermacho-hargrove9256
@jennifermacho-hargrove9256 Месяц назад
Yes, he is the Band Aid for our beaten up and bruised psyche!
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 Месяц назад
Stephen Colbert for president in 2028.
@kerrynicholls6683
@kerrynicholls6683 Месяц назад
@@dixonmopar2129 Yes. trump is a joke. He made us laugh our asses off at him and his administration, and recently his cult followers. You aren’t a real trump supporter, unless you are sending money for his campaign/ lawyers/ legal bills. He needs more, send him as much money as you can. He needs it.
@JohnDough-yr2zt
@JohnDough-yr2zt Месяц назад
For sure! All the MAGAts are here. They love it!
@Craig496
@Craig496 Месяц назад
I don't know why Lara is asking for "Pole Workers". It seems they have enough of those already.
@bettyjones113
@bettyjones113 Месяц назад
Pay for pole workers: $131,000 for hush money in addition to contract contact fee😩🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄
@shevek2954
@shevek2954 Месяц назад
She needs those Pole Workers for father in law.
@susancreaney1680
@susancreaney1680 Месяц назад
😅😅😅
@takata98
@takata98 Месяц назад
The pain... "He's managed to lock up the nomination!" which is more than any judge has managed to do, lock him up to protect the nation.
@TimBear-px9gj
@TimBear-px9gj Месяц назад
The only thing Trump has said since 2015 that was true was "The system is rigged." It is rigged... _For Him._
@soliniv1411
@soliniv1411 Месяц назад
Volunteer lawyers 😂😂😂
@RusTsea196T
@RusTsea196T Месяц назад
Trump thinks all of his lawyers are volunteers, which is why he never pays them!
@PC-kd7dj
@PC-kd7dj Месяц назад
Hey, lawyers, be the first on your block to ruin your reputation, get disbarred, and indicted for conspiracy!
@BMALB2023
@BMALB2023 Месяц назад
​@@PC-kd7dj RIGHT? And all for the low low price of... Zero paycheck! 😂
@aggressiveattitudeera887
@aggressiveattitudeera887 Месяц назад
"...daughter-in-law and plastic surgery who's had some woman done, Lara Trump." 🤣🤣🤣
@threetreasures7698
@threetreasures7698 Месяц назад
That’s the best! 😂😂.
@kingayy9267
@kingayy9267 Месяц назад
@dixonmopar2129 Were you _trying_ to make sense?
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Месяц назад
​​​@@kingayy9267To do that, they need some higher brain functions going first.
@IanMcGarrett
@IanMcGarrett Месяц назад
That's the face she chose? Why?
@Rasarel
@Rasarel Месяц назад
Trump 1 day after meeting with Orbán:🎉 "Orbán, the leader of Turkey 🦃😂😂😂
@lordplagus02
@lordplagus02 Месяц назад
"We're looking for poll workers and any volunteer with at least 20 years of courtroom and trial experience and a masters in law from an ivy league university..."
@ReinierKleipool
@ReinierKleipool Месяц назад
Rudy Guilliano?
@electronrecycler1072
@electronrecycler1072 Месяц назад
RFK Jr is the clearly the best candidate , how can anyone possibly choose either of the other 2
@MyboogerwontSurrender
@MyboogerwontSurrender Месяц назад
Ridin' with Biden 💙😎👍
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks Месяц назад
@@dixonmopar2129 Your favorite rapist is dangerous and he is going to prison.
@mariegarside8830
@mariegarside8830 Месяц назад
💙
@tuyenle8107
@tuyenle8107 Месяц назад
Trump 4ever 🤣🤣🤣
@Mark_Brooks
@Mark_Brooks Месяц назад
@@dixonmopar2129 91 felony counts, at least two fraud trials. DOJ conviction rate: 95%. Number of lawyers who have turned state's evidence in Georgia: 4.
@sevendegrees
@sevendegrees Месяц назад
@@tuyenle8107hope you’ve gotten used to losing….loser
@MrPrintman1
@MrPrintman1 Месяц назад
Laura Trump had me at “volunteer pole worker” 😂😁
@goettling
@goettling Месяц назад
Good one!
@cynthialangley7338
@cynthialangley7338 Месяц назад
It’s a no brainer. Americans will vote for normal again and reject crazy. The clowns are going down. #DumpTrump2024
@ilustrafilms
@ilustrafilms Месяц назад
Don’t underestimate a nation that can be brainwashed by two words: ‘God’ and ‘sent’. Not necessarily in this order.
@saadickhurre8867
@saadickhurre8867 Месяц назад
6:12 Lovely take down “Yes, I torched the build-a-bear workshop but when I bought the kerosine I was the President of the United States” @Steven whoever wrote this joke deserves a raise. 😂😂😂😂😂
@napalmholocaust9093
@napalmholocaust9093 Месяц назад
Lawyers also involved in your crimes is called; a conspiracy. And under RICO, you all should be sharing each other's charges. No quite the absolution he was fishing for.
@toddwilliams5905
@toddwilliams5905 Месяц назад
Let's go dark Brandon. 2024
@jenniferlindsey2015
@jenniferlindsey2015 Месяц назад
The part where T**** said, “uh..ohhhhh…” was the point where his “big” brain realized he pooped his pants again. 😂
@OldManTenno
@OldManTenno Месяц назад
Trump: “Did that make me look bad? Then it was AI!” We all knew this was coming…
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Месяц назад
Gee, for a self-proclaimed billionaire, Dingus Con sure loved dodging to pay his bills. Why, it's almost as if he was lying about being rich!
@POLITICS-qt3yc
@POLITICS-qt3yc Месяц назад
He's only rich off other people's money starting with his father.
@gamepapa1211
@gamepapa1211 Месяц назад
And don't forget his red-hatted supporters who bankrupted themselves buying his NFTs and then complaining they can't afford to buy groceries.
@JKB-ji6xl
@JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад
Fred Trump was a government contractor and the Trumps are slumlords among other things.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Месяц назад
Anyone with hair like that is obviously not rich!
@jacobisbell9388
@jacobisbell9388 Месяц назад
How can he not be rich? He has a lifetime of borrowing money and never paying people back, how do you still lose money
@kennethmiller9346
@kennethmiller9346 Месяц назад
Imagine Donald Trump and arron Rodgers debating who's the smartest guy in the room. LOL.
@robertnapier624
@robertnapier624 Месяц назад
Is Aaron Rodger’s still active in the nfl or has he retired?
@daniellewis5474
@daniellewis5474 Месяц назад
I don't think the jets count as a real NFL team 😂
@bentels5340
@bentels5340 Месяц назад
"Okay, let's go." -- General Dwight D. Eisenhower, Supreme Allied Commander in the European Theater, issuing the order to commence the invasion of Normandy that would become known as D-day, June 5th, 1944
@mcloud2021
@mcloud2021 Месяц назад
I just choked on my coffee laughing when Steve was mimicking Trump's "Ohhhhhh"
@user-zb9lv3gh8s
@user-zb9lv3gh8s Месяц назад
Coffee at midnight? You're more of a man than I, sir.
@stevenmoore3480
@stevenmoore3480 Месяц назад
@@user-zb9lv3gh8s there's plenty of time not to drink coffee after you are dead...
@CrymsonNite
@CrymsonNite Месяц назад
that saudi arabia and russia clip REALLY should have been the nail in the coffin, that is somebody who is unable to form sentences in their head before the words come out.
@calumproctor981
@calumproctor981 Месяц назад
Or after
@eric2500
@eric2500 Месяц назад
But they will "reepy- dew"! Isn't that enough? 😁 RUMP SAID THEY WOULD ISNT THAT ENOUGH? 😂🤣!
@stevenleek1254
@stevenleek1254 Месяц назад
Is it possible that RFK doesn't realize he's a clown?
@randallnied2476
@randallnied2476 Месяц назад
Claiming immunity is an admission of guilt.
@auroradawn4531
@auroradawn4531 Месяц назад
I don’t understand why people accuse the Trumps of being anti-drag shows. Why would they then hang out with Lara and the Guilfoyle???
@kickazz999
@kickazz999 Месяц назад
$200,000 per year barber bill for Dobald's sassy quiff..manly oh so manly
@4Everlast
@4Everlast Месяц назад
As long as he's not hiding his kids laptop full of incriminating evidence, pushing for war 24/7, sniffing kids, using the FBI as a baseball bat.
@Terastas
@Terastas Месяц назад
Trump: "They're using artificial intelligence!" Also Trump: "Here's a black guy who works for my campaign. Don't ask why he has three arms -- he's very sensitive about that." Every accusation by Trump and the GOP is a confession.
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 Месяц назад
Funny. Trump would make fun of him for having three arms. And being very sensitive. And being black.
@antoinemazet6615
@antoinemazet6615 Месяц назад
In fact, Trump is using non-artificial stupidity.
@paulgibbon5991
@paulgibbon5991 Месяц назад
Hey, the Mutant-American demographic could be crucial!
@LucyBean42
@LucyBean42 Месяц назад
It's called "Liar's Guilt". Anything a republican says you do, they do.
@4Everlast
@4Everlast Месяц назад
I remember hearing Biden dropping the N word like it's no big deal, not Trump, but you're being cute again.
@keithmoorechannel
@keithmoorechannel Месяц назад
Trump bows down to a guy that runs an economy smaller than Kansas.
@SlinkyDaymaker
@SlinkyDaymaker Месяц назад
"YOU GAWTTA PAY YA BILLS", Donald.. You delinquent.
@SteelFabricator-os7sx
@SteelFabricator-os7sx Месяц назад
Geriatric fight of the century. Good vs Orange.
@tinay9491
@tinay9491 Месяц назад
actually Biden versus the end of democracy
@dahn57
@dahn57 Месяц назад
Trump is still thinking that he's running against Obama, and the next thing he'll be trying is "Orange is the new Black" 😛
@Jenny_Oblivion
@Jenny_Oblivion Месяц назад
Also, the first thing to go, when extremists take over is ALWAYS women’s rights!
@rbess654
@rbess654 Месяц назад
Which is why women are going to show them now, in local elections and in November where they can stick it. 🗽💙💙🗽
@lyndsaybrown8471
@lyndsaybrown8471 Месяц назад
They already have 😢
@gladtravis
@gladtravis Месяц назад
If Trump becomes dictator, it's laughable GOP voters think a dictatorship won't affect them--just Democrats.
@Jenny_Oblivion
@Jenny_Oblivion Месяц назад
Yes! 👏 Otherwise, I think we should have a ‘ just say no’ movement!
@SuzanneCloud
@SuzanneCloud Месяц назад
Terrific monologue!
@MF-qf7bs
@MF-qf7bs Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that excuse for putting Lara in charge was beyond pathetic. Clearly Trump is going to clean out the RNC and Lara is to be the fall guy/lady.
@leannevandekew1996
@leannevandekew1996 Месяц назад
SAT test question: If Trump Senior has 5 kids by 3 wives and is traveling south at 50 mph, and Trump Junior has 5 kids by one wife and is traveling west at 40 mph, how many indictments until the 2 men meet in prison?
@chris4973
@chris4973 Месяц назад
Do check out Godley and Creme’s song The Problem. I think you’ll like it
@coffeebreak3100
@coffeebreak3100 Месяц назад
Either 2 indictments for separate crimes or 1 indictment for the same crime 😂
@NopeUghUghAbsolutelyNot
@NopeUghUghAbsolutelyNot Месяц назад
​@@coffeebreak3100Idk, I'm figuring one crime with multiple indictments a piece.
@telluwide5553
@telluwide5553 Месяц назад
Lol!😊
@coffeebreak3100
@coffeebreak3100 Месяц назад
@@NopeUghUghAbsolutelyNot uhmmm… all they need is just 1 convicted indictment for the same crime both committed. Anything beyond that is counted for how long their meet up is 🤫🫢😃
@pam18ram
@pam18ram Месяц назад
Stephen you are spot on tonight 🤣😂😅😂🤣
@ratgirl13
@ratgirl13 Месяц назад
Stephen, you’re on 🔥-so very funny! ❤.
@Achdujeh
@Achdujeh Месяц назад
GOP + JFK Jr. = freak show! 😨
@rutlandcitybikes9729
@rutlandcitybikes9729 Месяц назад
Freaks... Good word. Just used it myself!
@lukerichardson2404
@lukerichardson2404 Месяц назад
You can’t even spell his name. By the way, you should try watching some interviews with him
@Achdujeh
@Achdujeh Месяц назад
@@lukerichardson2404 Sorry, RFK Jr. Missspelling doesn't make it untrue that he is a freak. Someone who has occasional and always *cough* 'random and accident' contact to sexual predators is not someone who should represent any constituent.
@lukerichardson2404
@lukerichardson2404 Месяц назад
@@Achdujeh He's from a famous family. They're not random encounters. I guarantee you at least 5 people you've met are sexual predators in some capacity - they just might not be high profile and maybe you don't know. Maybe actually watch the full interview to understand the context of the conversation
@Achdujeh
@Achdujeh Месяц назад
@@lukerichardson2404 Oh I understand that you seem to compare me who maybe or maybe not walked unknowingly by unknown sexual predators on the street to someone who met them regularly and on purpose while knowing they harassed their victims. And do YOU understand the meaning of exclamation marks? And btw: I don't discuss IF the RNC AND!!! RFK Jr. is a freak show because it IS. Go ahead and try to gaslight someone else.
@erickborling1302
@erickborling1302 Месяц назад
The only thing that sucks about "the rematch" is Trump and company.
@annettecurtain356
@annettecurtain356 Месяц назад
How many more criminals are they going to let out of prison, to run with, sorry not run, due to his Spurs 😂😂😂😂😂
@commandosolo1266
@commandosolo1266 Месяц назад
Presuming to describe himself as my "favorite President" alone would make me never vote for him.
@anettanewport8514
@anettanewport8514 Месяц назад
It pisses me off every time I hear Trump say that. He is definitely not my favorite president.
@StaciArdmore
@StaciArdmore Месяц назад
This is the best mono I've seen Colbert deliver. I was laughing all the way through!
@vedagower-my5wy
@vedagower-my5wy Месяц назад
💙VOTE BLUE 💙 VOTE BLUE 💙 VOTE BLUE 💙VOTE BLUE 💙
@chris4973
@chris4973 Месяц назад
Like Janus, the two headed god, our political system will never be overcome from within. Power corrupts. Most who seek power ought rightly be barred therefrom. Voting for the lesser of two evils is still voting for evil. It’s past time we adopt a system in which evil is not an option on the ballot. Support Biden wholeheartedly and VOTE BLUE because: -Biden FULLY supports genocide with US taxpayer dollars, making EVERY US citizen complicit in the ongoing GENOCIDE in Gaza Made a campaign promise NOT to open any new territory to the Fossil Fuel industry; he then broke that promise - refuses to pardon Julian Assange, proving that his administration continues to support the suppression of free speech and a free press, both of which are fundamental to a functioning democracy Was INSTRUMENTAL in: - Putting Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court - Establishing the police state and massive build up of the prison industrial complex in the states Shall I continue? (I can, all too easily…)
@lennonslemons4934
@lennonslemons4934 Месяц назад
RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK RFK !!!
@scottpetersen2964
@scottpetersen2964 Месяц назад
We love you, Stephen!
@douglasrau5094
@douglasrau5094 Месяц назад
RFK Jr.'s voice is painful to listen to. Thank goodness we'll never have to hear him deliver a State of the Union address.
@lukerichardson2404
@lukerichardson2404 Месяц назад
He’s already given one on his RU-vid channel. I suggest you watch it
@awaredeshmukh3202
@awaredeshmukh3202 Месяц назад
RFK Jr has a genuine speech disability. He may be a real whack job, but that's below the belt.
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 Месяц назад
How does a man sound so old?
@lukerichardson2404
@lukerichardson2404 Месяц назад
@@ninjabluefyre3815 He has a disability called spasmodic dysphonia. Sounding old is better than being old
@mattmanley7118
@mattmanley7118 Месяц назад
Qualifications ARE of value!! Qualifications matter. What a circus 😅
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Месяц назад
If only.... If only. Can you imagine the absolute gift it would be to watch Donnie represent himself?!?!?! Oh, whoever is writing this season of "The Universe", please make it happen!
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 Месяц назад
🤞🏾
@jhemp
@jhemp Месяц назад
I also think rather than prison he should just be confined to the meager existence of a struggling worker in the rural US. Where he has to manage his food stamps and the routine payday loan company temptations amidst his full time job that continues cutting his hours without warning and a host of appliances that work MOST of the time. That feels like the best punishment for the human latex suit ConDon aka Donald Trump. Prison is acceptable of course, but there's beauty in forcing him into the metaphorical cell low income households scratch and claw to escape.
@travisteachout2849
@travisteachout2849 Месяц назад
It'd be like watching a real life Lionel Hutz 😂😂😂
@ninjabluefyre3815
@ninjabluefyre3815 Месяц назад
"Your honor, I-ya ya ya ya ya ya!"
@cindysimpson6428
@cindysimpson6428 Месяц назад
Corruption is like a weed, when it grows it's everyehere. OH LOOK ! THERE IT IS!
@cswanson4476
@cswanson4476 Месяц назад
9:29 Jesús. The hilariometer went haywire and broke. FK jr.’s list of supervillain dinner companions had me on the floor. What WAS he? A sauna attendant at the Legion of Doom secret headquarters?
@dahn57
@dahn57 Месяц назад
It just goes to show how truly evil and broken RFK Jr really is that he thinks that those people are worth knowing and being friends with
@suga4tea-uk3my
@suga4tea-uk3my Месяц назад
Band always sounds Great 🎷 🎸 🎺 🎶 🥁
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Месяц назад
The RNC accounts will be leeched as dry as Lara's skin within a week.
@andrewstevenson118
@andrewstevenson118 Месяц назад
I know, I know... but don't make fun of a woman for how she looks. Trump does that.
@thomasdeas1941
@thomasdeas1941 Месяц назад
@@andrewstevenson118Lara has AI face.
@JohnDoe-vy5hh
@JohnDoe-vy5hh Месяц назад
I've never noticed anyone's lack of moisturizer in a video. But yeah, Donald Von 5hits-his-pants is gonna rob that RNC blind.
@peterschancel7223
@peterschancel7223 Месяц назад
RIP RNC
@billberndtson
@billberndtson Месяц назад
@@andrewstevenson118 We make fun of how all the male Trumps look (except the minor) - fat & orange, coked up, large upper mandible, etc. - why not that desecated mummy? The fact that Lara did a handstand in front of Eric's testicle tanner isn't NewMessage's fault - they just report the news. Besides, once the new moon comes she can ingest the blood of 60 kittens and have a good shed. She'll be almost human looking.
@marktaylor4496
@marktaylor4496 Месяц назад
😂”Election integrity election officer”!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chrishenny158
@chrishenny158 Месяц назад
Well given this match up I prefer Biden's senility to T-Rumps Senility.
@notapplicable-zn9us
@notapplicable-zn9us Месяц назад
RNC = New Trump Family Business
@el7jake
@el7jake Месяц назад
Hadn't thought of it that way, but you're right on.
@herminaescamilla8537
@herminaescamilla8537 Месяц назад
Another FAILED family business...
@herminaescamilla8537
@herminaescamilla8537 Месяц назад
Another FAILED family business...
@leok7193
@leok7193 Месяц назад
At least they're becoming more up-front about not paying their staff. Progress!
@RusTsea196T
@RusTsea196T Месяц назад
…and his next bankruptcy.
@tigzhalas
@tigzhalas Месяц назад
RNC will be bankrupt 😂😂😂
@peggysmyth6110
@peggysmyth6110 Месяц назад
Fingers crossed.
@ArkaidDeims
@ArkaidDeims Месяц назад
Something must be fundamentally wrong with the system if out of 300+ million people, these are the two only options....
@innerlocus
@innerlocus Месяц назад
'With or without religion, good people can behave well and bad people can do evil; but for good people to do evil - that takes religion, or an orange crush cult.'
@GTARC-2023
@GTARC-2023 Месяц назад
"Aribiduh ugh" 😂😂😂 gets me every time!
@JKB-ji6xl
@JKB-ji6xl Месяц назад
Do you think he had a speech writer? 😊
@stevenmoore3480
@stevenmoore3480 Месяц назад
@@JKB-ji6xl MacDonalds... and diaper the paper on which it was writ.
@ninalehman9054
@ninalehman9054 Месяц назад
I have heard that clip about “God qualifies the called” multiple times and until tonight I didn’t realize she said “Laura Trump.” I thought she said, “Lord Trump.” 🤣😂🤣 I was just assuming that he had bought one foot of land in Scotland so he could claim the title of “Lord.” With his ego, I bet he would try to buy an acre so he could claim to be a king. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 🤦🏻‍♀️ Maybe it’s time to get my hearing checked. 👂
@dahn57
@dahn57 Месяц назад
She DID say Lord, but we know that is how the cultists have to talk about Desperate Donnie. He's repeatedly called himself God and the Second Coming of Christ, and they all have to go along with it or be fired, slandered and harassed.
@judyodonoghue7715
@judyodonoghue7715 Месяц назад
Me too
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx Месяц назад
​@@dahn57 she definitely did not, she mispronounced Lara. It's pretty obvious by the context of her sentence that she wasn't talking about Fast Food Franco.
@DiannaGold
@DiannaGold Месяц назад
RFK Jr. Is not a human. There's something wrong with that thing.
@vicharkranti142
@vicharkranti142 Месяц назад
Congratulations 🎉 You have successfully been brainwashed.
@anneteefah4857
@anneteefah4857 Месяц назад
All right-wingers are awkward weirdos. Its because of their malfunctioning brains.
@dahn57
@dahn57 Месяц назад
@@vicharkranti142 Says the treasonous cultist
@thinkforyourself828
@thinkforyourself828 Месяц назад
RFK Jr. is the unsung hero. I can't wait till he announces his VP.
@TheGeosto
@TheGeosto Месяц назад
It might’ve been the heroin.
@JoeO.
@JoeO. Месяц назад
RFK Jr and Aaron Rogers’ Tinfoil Hat Party is somehow even more ridiculous than Trump’s party…
@personman8404
@personman8404 Месяц назад
He's said from the beginning that his personal stance on vaccines won't be a large part of his presidency, and that he only talks about it when others bring it up. His stated goal with vaccines is to instate a period of testing for vaccines that's at least five years in limited human trials, and to potentially allow you to sue vaccine companies; however he acknowledged that it would ultimately end up in the supreme courts' hands. Check him out more, and he probably won't pick Rogers. He's trying to sign for more time playing in 24, it'll probably be Ventura unless someone else is there
@andreah6379
@andreah6379 Месяц назад
How do you decide what sewer 💩 is worse than the other sewer 💩?
@sshaw4429
@sshaw4429 Месяц назад
Nomination lock up……to jail! Trump blows.
@LowLight420
@LowLight420 Месяц назад
SCOTUS: "we will be reconvening on the constitutionality of 'vibe-check of counsel' after the election"
@tessypeters7789
@tessypeters7789 Месяц назад
Thank you fighting for our Democracy and Country. God bless you always 🙏 ❤️ VOTE 💙 VOTE 💙 VOTE 💙 VOTE 💙
@jaymcgann6637
@jaymcgann6637 Месяц назад
Stephen keeps us sane.
@GlobalCreativesInPolitic-lr8xt
@GlobalCreativesInPolitic-lr8xt Месяц назад
Hey Stephen! Great shows!
@AndyM_323YYY
@AndyM_323YYY Месяц назад
I wonder how they will find anyone willing to risk jail time to do the RNC's accounts
@jfiel209
@jfiel209 Месяц назад
He took (dark) brandon back. Now he has finally taken the "let's go" part!
@darkmyro
@darkmyro Месяц назад
NGL the dark Brandon meme makes me laugh cause they made Biden look cooler. The laser eyes are either ha ha funny meme or make him look cool
@griffinsummoner
@griffinsummoner Месяц назад
"Let's Go!" may be inspirational, but "Let's go" espouses determination.
@Lumibear.
@Lumibear. Месяц назад
I think that last dude might be a Dalek… the voice… !?
@norrisfong6445
@norrisfong6445 Месяц назад
Its time to end/suspend the tradition of sharing security briefings.
@katreades-kt8jv
@katreades-kt8jv Месяц назад
Or if you are going to share them, then it seems only fair that the candidates are also recorded in all their dealings before and during their candidacy. That would have at least provided transcripts of the Viktor Orban meeting.
@norrisfong6445
@norrisfong6445 Месяц назад
@@katreades-kt8jvyeah right. Look how the tax returns went.
@anettanewport8514
@anettanewport8514 Месяц назад
Delay sharing the security briefing until after the election. If a new president is elected, there will still be almost three months to brief him or her.
@jamesrippner672
@jamesrippner672 Месяц назад
Trump at the White House. NEVER AGAIN
@jimsatterfield8748
@jimsatterfield8748 Месяц назад
Wrong! HE"S COMING!!!!!!!
@jw7075
@jw7075 Месяц назад
@@jimsatterfield8748Jim loves it when Trump is coming! Ooh! Ooh! Oooooohhhhhh Yeahhhh! 😉
@soloassassino9241
@soloassassino9241 Месяц назад
@@jw7075 Trumpers do be giving off some weird sexual vibes when they speak of their messiah.
@fran23324
@fran23324 Месяц назад
⁠@@jimsatterfield8748 In November America could possibly prove Einstein’s quote right “ insanity, repeating the same thing over and over expecting different results!” The rest of the world is looking on in disbelief. 🤔🤪🫣🤦🏼‍♀️🙄
@TvGunslingeRvT
@TvGunslingeRvT Месяц назад
TRUMP 2024. COPE😂
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