The second button on the trident lets you brush your teeth probably because it dispences trident toothpaste. This is probably my fifth time watching this and my mind just put that together. Rob Schrab is my hero.
This was the golden age of podcasting. Before all the money and advertisements really took over. Harmontown, Doug Loves Movies, Nerdist, Cashing In, Jonah Raydio, Comedy Film Nerds, etc..
@@AFchris77we just have more garbage now, there are still good podcasts in the mix. It's like movies now vs movies 30 or 40 years ago, we still have a ton of great movies but we also have a larger mountain of garbage to sift through if we want to find them.
For people who don't know the last part, Donal Logue plays Dan in a TV show on Quibi starring Anna Kendrick, written by Dan's girlfriend, Cody Heller. It was about Cody's coming to terms with the fact that Dan at the time owned a sex doll. And the doll was actually talking back to Cody and the two of them developed a relationship of their own, coming to an understanding. All while Cody in a sense lives in Dan's shadow, being his girlfriend and everybody thinking he is such a writing genius. Not a great show, but I didn't hate watching it. I don't feel like I wasted my time. It was alright.
Between "Why don't we ever go down" and "Name one thing that doesn't have a name", Rob has a way with saying the most brilliant nonsense imaginable. It's genius, but it's babble. Like if he weren't just being Schrab he would get abelism'd saying that, but seeing as that's his goal he really knocks it out of the park with some of these - .... like singularly perceptive shifts of focus that turn everything into some bizarro world backwards logic And then to immediately follow that up with _I'll see an open window and feel a breeze and I'll start crying_ "....why would that make you cry..? did you break the window.? ...are you cold...?" Like..... This can only sound like an insult when I phrase it this way, but he's sooo good at being ..... He's smart at being not smart. Like he's got skill with it. He's not just being silly, he's fuccing breaking the very fabric of logic and coherency. He sees opportunities to derail and obscure where any other human on the planet would just see a yes or no question, like this is an art The "Schrabbing" meme of just being obtuse and aloof or w/e is great don't get me wrong, but to call that Schrabbing when Schrab is over here breaking the walls of reasoning, we're doing this mans a disservice. "Names are important. Name one thing that doesn't have one."......!? I mean c'mon dude. That's perfect. You can't workshop that to be more concise, there's no superior word choice, this dude riffed metrically perfect rhetorical word soup that's internally logically consistent but like antimatter would explode upon first contact with the outside world. And he just does this. That's not a one off, that's what he does. He is a mythical creature and we must protect him at all costs. And if the world collapses it will collapse around him not upon him. We protecc
