harry potter but there's no context to it 

*When you know Harry Potter so well, it doesn’t even sound out of context anymore*

"I will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist" I started laughing for the wrong reasons💀

Ron:“ your parents are dead, you have no family” Harry: *joins his family… through his sister*

*My unhealthy obsession with this franchise doesn’t process ‘out of context’... it’s too hard to unsee everything*

Perfect editing sequence. Ron: You're dating my sister because she's got nice skin? Harry: You've been snogging her for three months

"Give me the stone!" "Yes, Harry. That's it."

Harry: "oi you're never gonna let him forget this are you?" Fred and George: *"never"*

Barty: I'll show you mine if you show me yours Ron: That's my girlfriend you numpties!!! Voldemort: I can touch you now Ron: ....but i'm your brother Ron: Your saying Dean's dating my sister because of her skin? Harry: Well..... you've been snogging her for 3 months

"it was wet" from the books: "Mars is bright tonight" "Ron ejaculated" "Mr Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry;s wand than anyone elses." "I dunno," said Harry. "Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride." "Did he use- his thing?"

1:22 something's about the first movie is so lively. The music, the new atmosphere, the forming of the golden trio's friendship, the warm, friendly colors, the introduction of Harry Potter and the first of many movies and etc. The food, the people. It's all so amazing. The first movie is easily probably my favorite, it's feels so nice watching it, and sort of nostalgic, too. I also like the second one too, it's hard to say which one I like the most.

“That’s my girlfriend you numpties” My heart...AHH

“What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?” remains probably the funniest line in the entire series, with or without context

"Spiders... The spiders they want me to tap dance, I don't want to tap dance.." "Well tell those spiders, Ron"

"I ignored one from my gran once, it was horrible" What went wrong here in children's book boys?

The fact that this is funnier if you have not watched the movies yet is pure gold

You know the prefects bathroom on the 5th floor? not a bad place for a bath... NO HEDRIC NO

“Hey, you were right” *Gets slapped in the face*

I love when the fanbase gets to contribute, some of the funniest videos 😂

0:53 THATS MINEEEE YEEEEE

1:02 I have never heard this out of context before, I am now forever scarred Thanks a lot 🥴😑

that 'nice one james' was uncalled for :(

Hermine:how could I be so stuuuuuupied I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading Ron: this is LIGHT Hermine: (looks at Ron as in to say go jump of a cliff

0:18 Ron: Vomits Ron one second later: Roars like an absolute chad

0:47 "Sunshine daisies butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!" - Iconic Ron Weasley

Draco: *bites his lip while he looks Harry up and down, smirks, and proceeds to walk closer to him*

Yesss I was included! “Nice one James!”

1:00 is probably my favorite scene ever, i cant even explain it i just love it so much

Therapist: It's okay, they're in a better place now Card: Declines Therapist: 1:46

PLS- HOW DO I NOT REMEMBER "wake up cousin we'r going to the zoo" BAHBAHBAH IM OBSESSED WITH IT NOW

Here's one from Half-Blood Prince: "It's perfect! I daresay a single drop could kill us all!"

OMFG THERE'S ME AT 2:54 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also, there's 3 scene where Seamus got burned tho. this one, the one trying to change rum, and at the 6th movie, when potions XDXD

Bellatrix: u stupid elf! You could’ve killed me! Dobby: I wasn’t to kill you. Just maim. Or seriously injure.

I HAPPEN TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND WELL *I* HAPPEN TO BE HIS friend.

CAN I JUST SAY YOU HAVE SUPERB EDITING SKILLS ITS SO PERFECT

I came as soon as I got the notification oml

Harry “never let him forget this” Twins “nEvEr”

Gryffindor...wins...the house cup ! "ENTIRE GRIFFINDORS SCREAMING"

“DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE CUP-“ “dumpledoor says calmly”

Malfoy: "Aaaaaaaooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

2:16 oh my god that was so well timed

I cried at "i will attempt to penetrate, you will attempt to resist" 😃😃

Best channel right here ladies and gentlemen

Sent this to a non-potterhead friend. I highly recommend it, because now she’s begging me to tell her where to get the books

The awkward hug between Draco and Voldemort

deer's out of context videos are awesome honestly

2:26 draco’s face 💀💀💀

I was included yay!! I love these types of videos ✨

0:24 when Voldemort's restraining order expired.

The housekeeping and mcgonagall & Ron dancing one really got me laughing

"I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled."

Ill be in my room making no noise and pretending i don't exist 🙄- harry POTTAH

1:10 'dRy uP DurSLeY yOu gReAt pRUnE' *POW-*

Ron: *This... is light?* Her: *deaths stare*

"I can touch you now." *"But I'm your brother."*

1:44 Ey that's mine!

My favorite out of context line has to be "My body's gone!"

the first one caught me off guard💀

" I AM NOT AN OWL"

As a twin, I think the "Wow. We're identical." is a brilliant line.

Stop I cry every time I see “Nice one James!”

"YOU FILTHY HALFBLOOD" and "play with your chemistry set" should be in this too:DD

0:56 lmao that one is too much

The first one with Barty I always knew was even more sus without context lmao. Its my favorite 🤭

“I’ll be in my bedroom, making no noise and pretending that I don’t exist”

“IS THAT A STUDENT?”

"Oh, to be young and to feel love's keen sting "

0:56 - 1:01 I- Why did I not notice?! He didn't even say "Your mind" No one: Absolutely no one: Literally no one: Positively no one: So that's why Snape was limping 1st year, damn, who knew Harry was a switch. Who knew Snape could be a bottom. Is that why they met up in the middle of the night, nearly every week in Harry's 6th year?

Dumbledore: Let's say, something beyond either of our help.

1:03 WTF!! HAHAHAH

that guy with the *All Might* profile picture be like: *_I AM HERE!_*

"Turn to page 394"

"Im gonna be in my room making no noise and pretending that i dont exist"🤠

0:46 from what I've learned about James Potter, he ABSOLUTELY did strut!

0:57 (law and order SVU intensifies)

THE PENETRATE ONE

"He's been poisoned, you daft dimbo!"

not the 'i'll show you mine if you show me yours'😭😭😭😭😭

Professor McGonaggall: We NeVeR UsE tRaNsFiGuRaTiOn aS A pUnIsHmEnT Moody: *sticks tongue out awkwardly*

And Who are you?-arthur

2:54 he was such a cute little kid

epic. was in the video too so im happy af

Ron: your parents are dead you have no family madeye: technically it’s a ferret

"dry up dursley you great prune" ***Bang***

i love how happy McGonaggall looks when dancing with ron

Am I the only one who thinks about the “I can touch you now” scene whenever I hear “your gonna suffer, but you’ll be happy about it” Harrys a bit sus

i have a headcanon that McGonagall made ron dance with her because of the chess thing in the philosophers stone

"WAKE UP COUSIN WE'RE GOING TO THE ZOO" Wait I thought we were already there

1:01 I sent this to my friend who has never seen Harry Potter and that asked, “are they gunna, you know-😏🥵💋“ Now I can’t see this scene the same.

Slughorn: The flower petal had come from a lily

Y'know ron telling harry your parents are dead you have no family changed things a lot for me

i was waiting for the “nice one james!”

watchhing this at midnight it was really hard not to laugh

I just want you to make a compilation of everytime someone has spat ‘POTTAH’ with sass 🤣

"Who are you most afraid of now" "SNAPE"

Eye of rabbet, harp string hum. Turn this water into rum! ( explosion)

"if u sub draco malfoy will notice you" * subs aggressively*

Harry: I'm ready to die (DH part 2)

Ron:NOT MY GIRLFRIEND YOU NUMPTIES numpties..? Sounds like slogo

I respect the grind of Harry Potter it took to make this video

* Absolutely destroys the cussing earthquake level shaking through the house problably causing permanent damage * “SoRrY bOuT tHaT”✨✨✨