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@justinthestickman 8 лет назад

2:02 "How would you like your eggs sir?" "Unraw please" LOL

@0613apobangpo 6 лет назад

Unraw please

@Klara0014 4 года назад

Justin Huang I’m saying this next time I go to a restaurant with eggs

@Klara0014 4 года назад

Oh wow sorry I just realized this comment was from 3 years ago 😂

@Transcendfinejewelleryonline 8 лет назад

I got a Barbie Camper, but I had no Barbie, so my Ken and my brother's G.I. Joe went camping together.

@haelotny6523 6 лет назад

Transcend Fine Jewellery - I love it

@johnathonwooters3420 4 года назад

Hilarious

@toaster19_32 4 года назад

My brother didn't like his action figures so i adopted them to be my Barbie's pizza delivery dudes. My mom told me she'd explain why she found that hilarious once i got older.

@shortielishus19 4 года назад

😂 lol

@mihikadeo 4 года назад

Omg 😂😂

@wikeni9096 7 лет назад

Not me, but my sister: A pair of boots with the clearance tag reading $5 still on it... but they were both left-footed boots.

@samerinaa 4 года назад

Trying to tell your sister that she can't dance

@lilredmum 8 лет назад

When I was about 14 my grandmother sent us framed pictures of her cats...

@irisb2110 8 лет назад

me as a grandma

@kirabrown8061 6 лет назад

Stacey M were the cats cute?

@jennifermurphy2662 6 лет назад

That's going to be me in 50 years 😂

@DraganBakema 5 лет назад

Hahahah

@dziendobre111 5 лет назад

I don’t get it....

@NightshadeGoddess 8 лет назад

My sister and I got matching minion pyjamas from our mother, we are 20 and 27 years old!

@MegaCadette55 8 лет назад

you're never too old for minion pyjamas

@mollypipsqueak 8 лет назад

I'm wearing minion footies as we speak

@annag886 8 лет назад

that sounds like the opposite of a problem...#BESTgiftever

@XxSsaRaHxX 6 лет назад

Me (22) and my sister (24) still buy matching pajamas. Cause we think it’s funny

@LisaLisa-rl3pm 6 лет назад

mollypipsqueak you rock that shit!!!

@dominikwozniak2837 8 лет назад

"Gift of therapy". Or as I like to call it: "Holidays with family".

@CapnShades 8 лет назад

+Semper Paratus Well, be prepared for it!...Oh wait. You always are.

@dominikwozniak2837 8 лет назад

Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! Well done, my child. Well done!

@CapnShades 8 лет назад

Semper Paratus Yay Latin!!! Who says it's dead? It's still the main language besides Italian in Vatican City (yes, it's a country all its own)

@dominikwozniak2837 8 лет назад

+Alpha Charlie Echo Plays! And it's a root for languages spoken now by even 800 million people worldwide! And it has tremendous impact for almost every language possible (English too)! Post Scriptum: Butyrum. :D

@marikswa 8 лет назад

+Semper Paratus o s t mus tis nt

@itsfriday9139 8 лет назад

I never had a worst gift, im the one that gives the worst gifts!! hehehehehe

@karinapena8678 8 лет назад

MÍA WALKER WHAT ILOVE PAUL WALKER

@itsfriday9139 8 лет назад

Karina Peña WTF...I have nothing to do with him

@justforfunithink5211 8 лет назад

I give my parent the expelled

@lollic307 5 лет назад

I give terrible gifts

@RisaGreen 8 лет назад

The tweet about the dog reminded me of a story my grandmother told. She said she was pregnant the same time her family dog was. When she and my grandpa got home from the hospital they had the baby wrapped in a blanket. My mom lifted up the blanket for a peek and screamed, "why is there a baby? I wanted a puppy!!"

@SirWeibrot 8 лет назад

my brother and I both got a fake drivers licence, a toy car key, a toy smartphone and a photobook with our ugliest childhood pictures for our 18th birthdays my sister is next hehe :)

@isabelllarsen856 8 лет назад

😂

@fallontonight 8 лет назад

+Felix B. Haha you gotta keep that tradition going!

@HanSolo1 8 лет назад

+Felix B. the fake drivers licences could come in handy lol

@SirWeibrot 8 лет назад

***** Well you can clearly tell it's fake xD

@ClaireClips 8 лет назад

+gman2255 I know a guy that can get you a real fake one (NOT)

@judypasqualone5392 4 года назад

Just one more hashtag, just one more hashtag, etc, etc.! Addicting.

@FrethKindheart 8 лет назад

My grandma got me a toy guitar one Christmas. I was maybe 6 or 7 years old. When I took it home, my mom and her then husband fought over it to play with it and broke it! I never got to even play with it before it was broken. I cried under the kitchen table. I could've been a guitar prodigy!!! To this day mom doesn't remember and it makes me mad.

@maryglover9796 4 года назад

she doesn't "remember" lmfao

@jackcroftheripper 4 года назад

its never too late to play guitar my boy ;)

@LandoCali5 7 лет назад

When I was 10 my grandma went on a trip to Mexico and bought me back a shirt with leaves on it as a gift. The leaves were marijuana leaves.

@LisaLisa-rl3pm 6 лет назад

LandoCali she was ahead of her time God bless her!

@toaster19_32 4 года назад

rad

@starsigngirl9789 3 года назад

Great present

@cobb541 8 лет назад

My parents didn't buy me presents. #Orphan

@MrStensnask 8 лет назад

+Batman liar. You were a spoiled, rich kid up until the moment you lost your parents

@coolcatgal1 8 лет назад

LOL

@meloniez427 8 лет назад

I LOL'd when I realized it was Batman commenting

@badabing2302 8 лет назад

+MrStensnask u think he was less spoiled when they died and all the money went to him ? Gotham doesn't do it justice u know him and cat and silver were having mad coked out threesomes like every other night. You know Alfred was harsh pervin the whole thing from a closet too.

@DrBrennan 8 лет назад

+Batman At some point, when we were "old enough" my parents stopped buying actual presents. for anything. It was cash for a while, which was good, but even that stopped eventually. I still miss the magic of Christmas and birthday presents.

@melissacrousse4217 8 лет назад

At my (12th?) birthday party, my best friend forgot to get me a gift. Knowing that I had a rock collection, he went to his driveway and filled a shoe box with gravel. Didn't bother wrapping it.

@Adua2000 8 лет назад

When I was 11, my dad got me a big wooden box without anything in it, and said: "You could use this right?"

@logangreene3051 6 лет назад

Adua2000 Tbh, I'm liking your comment because of Zuko with a mustache.

@yanab4 4 года назад

Something my dad would do to this day lol

@Natedog6284 8 лет назад

The names were even funnier than the tweets.

@GameHound 8 лет назад

That is true! 😄

@scarlettfox4048 8 лет назад

lol

@MegaCadette55 7 лет назад

Nathan Alexander dagyo!

@taco9051 3 года назад

UnRawPotato

@InkHeart17 8 лет назад

My dad (drills geology samples for the state survey) literally gave me a lump of coal for Christmas. He wrapped it up in a huge box and inside was this giant rock. Thanks, Dad.

@stobit874 8 лет назад

I loved the last one 😂👏🏽

@Mo.dj7 8 лет назад

+Nelly That's me!

@funkitupgaming3142 8 лет назад

you look really beautiful

@belsnickel9568 7 лет назад

Someone at my sister-in-law's church gave her a gift card for her birthday and then said," You'll have to put money on it though because it doesn't have any on it."

@yanab4 4 года назад

She should use it the gift card with her money and then give it back on their bday...be like here I used it ur turn happy bday

@BonJody 6 лет назад

We do secret Santa at my work which is my favorite especially since the majority of my coworkers are men one year I ended up with the new guy I gave him a glamour shot of myself from my teenage years then taped a $30 gift card on the back. The look on his face was worth every penny. I’ve also done chia pets, fake concert tickets a hat from a rival football team even some brownies I made (I’m a horrible cook) but I always include the gift card

@kimberlyfinch6055 3 года назад

Raotflmfao.That's too funny. A little fun trick and laughter later LOL. I do sh!t like that too. Like dog treats and beef jerky. Dog cookies and regular cookies

@jademcdonald8523 8 лет назад

Questlove's laugh cracks me up

@sandrafenderson9708 8 лет назад

+Jade Mac me too!

@DylanCataldo 8 лет назад

+Jade Mac same.. I love it!

@kelseycoca 7 лет назад

my boyfriend gave a bunch of his shirts when he moved to Texas and that really helped me fall asleep without him until I moved down there a few months later. he even used clean shirts!!

@ArmorOfGod7 8 лет назад

The Amazon reviews for that Ugly Little Boy book go all the way back to 1997!

@everything_outsiders9238 5 лет назад

For my brothers birthday one of his friends got him and Xbox game. We never had an Xbox. By the end of the party he convinced my brother to let him take it home so it wouldn't go to waste.

@IceQueen975 8 лет назад

With the last one I just went "oooooooh!!!"Such a good burn (and lesson)

@meloniez427 8 лет назад

Fun fact: Higgins wrote for SNL and worked with Jimmy Fallon there.

@Vlogmoviesproduction 8 лет назад

+Melonie Zappa Higgins was a producer at SNL and a true legend i might add

@anjanadevikumar 6 лет назад

Melonie Zappa Really? That is awesome!

@thewiseoldherper7047 5 лет назад

Steve Higgins rose to recognition in a show on Comedy Central called ‘The Higgins boys and Gruber’. It ran from 89-91. Think ‘Mystery Science 3000’ in a kitchen with three people instead of one person and two robots.

@dirkdiggler. 4 года назад

That was as fun as most of these gifts

@jessicaclark7130 3 года назад

I appreciate you

@mukina 8 лет назад

When I was 11 my parents got me a cd, apparently forgetting that I didn't even have a radio, let alone a CD player ; _ ;

@jayleajones8483 7 лет назад

Years ago, my mom worked for a chiropractor who's mother in law got him a toilet seat for Christmas one year.

@crystal-wm2po 7 лет назад

Sometimes I find myself laughing more at the usernames than at the tweets.

@thescriptusa7393 8 лет назад

when I was younger i was obsessed with phones and every year without fail my mother would take a phone box and put a hair brush in it. every year with out fail i would fall for it.

@niaofl 3 года назад

About 20 years ago my Dad's friend got me a box of Corn Flakes as a birthday present. Still to this day we get each other something cereal related. It's going on too long for us to stop

@becauseIrock 3 года назад

That's super cute 😊

@kimberlyfinch6055 3 года назад

Hee hee I can relate With us it peaches caned or fresh

@r.scougal4696 7 лет назад

"The Ugly Little Boy" is actually a great science fiction book.

@easytoslip 4 года назад

I looked it up...funnily, The Ugly Little Boy is science fiction while The Ugly Little Girl is a book on shitty self esteem in girls in real life lol. wth

@caronstout354 6 месяцев назад

"The Ugly Little Boy" is a novella by Isaac Asimov about a women who raises a Neanderthal child brought into modern time via a time travel experiment.

@rosetyler2354 7 лет назад

Ha! That whole "Chazz Boo-tay Esquire" reminded me of Keeping Up Appearances. "That's Boo-Kay... B... U... C... K... E...T... No, no, not Bucket, it's Boo-Kayyy..." LMAO. Best ever.

@debrakalz8413 3 года назад

I loved that one.🤣

@still_reflection1914 7 лет назад

‘Twas 12:12pm, she was lost within the black hole of Jimmy Fallon #hashtag videos, with no end in sight. She gleefully watched on, as the stack of homework in the corner gathered dust and shed a single solitary tear at the horror of the procrastination before it, and her future self moaned and groaned about never getting enough sleep. Behold the horror.

@puffdaddy69 8 лет назад

Higgins always seems so fuckin stoned lol

@wallstreetgreek 8 лет назад

Jimmy is the best! Wish I could hang out at Knicks /Sixers with him (he did this week and I'm not a stalker) just to hear a litany of jokes about how bad my team is.

@billyoreally3483 8 лет назад

how many butts could a Chuck butt Chuck if a Chuck butt could chuck butt

@GenevieveThornton 7 лет назад

Zach Stratton 4

@maureen669 7 лет назад

Billy O'really 🎵🎶Let's Do Chuck! 🎶 Chuck Chuck bobuck banana fanna fo fu...

@kathysarden2689 6 лет назад

Billy O'really depends....is it pork butt!?

@vcarter0723 8 лет назад

I love when the name / trying to read the name is funnier than the tweet!

@Stanbobernie 8 лет назад

Higgins' laugh is contagious

@ianking2522 8 лет назад

Where's my boy raw-potato hiding?

@celinetix6831 5 лет назад

Once I told my dad that i wanted a hamster as a gift .. next day he brought two white mice that his friend took from a research lab in the hospital he worked in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 my mom letterally told him ill divorce you if dont get those mice outta the house they were so cute doe😂😂😂😂😂

@TheSingingsisters101 8 лет назад

3:41 I feel like that's definitely something my dad would do just to see how disappointed i'd be. Then he'd laugh at me and make a joke out of it, but really, he'd have the phone waiting for me in the house. It wouldn't be an Iphone though, because he hates Iphones, lol.

@michellebowers8652 5 лет назад

My brother gave me an Itty Bitty Book Light for Christmas. I pointed out to him that I was single, and if I wanted to read in bed, I could just leave the regular light on.

@DrBrennan 8 лет назад

At some point, when we were "old enough", my parents stopped buying actual presents. For anything. It was cash for a while, which was good, but even that stopped eventually. I still miss the magic of Christmas and birthday presents.

@ellicooper2323 5 лет назад

I stopped giving my kids Xmas gifts. Instead I bought gifts all year, wrapped them and put them on top of the China cabinet. Every once in a while, we’d open one each. Christmas all year long. They also played with them longer.

@rosebyun5331 3 года назад

mine did the same, of course the gifts that we used to get were just stuff that we needed and they had to buy them at some point anyways!

@becauseIrock 3 года назад

This makes me want to "gift-giving" adopt you, and pick up your parents' slack! I don't have the money to, unfortunately. Just know that somewhere in the world there's someone who wants to give you gifts.

@RiverSophiel112 2 года назад

@@becauseIrock I love your comment. And completely agree.

@NikhilPaul1192 8 лет назад

Higgins is the master of improv!! The only reason I watch the hashtags,superlatives,thank you notes etc. is to see what Higgins comes up with.

@melissamroczenski7936 8 лет назад

+Nikhil Paul it's about 50/50. Half the time, he just talks and isn't funny. The other half of the time he's funny. He's very hit or miss. For example, if he were in the MLB, his batting average would be .500. WOW what a great batting average! He's be leading the league for sure. Big contracts for him. Unfortunately, with comedy, I like to laugh at more than 50% of what comes out of his word hole.

@nickseacruz 8 лет назад

+Nikhil Paul he really is the best. i always look forward to what he's going to say!

@NikhilPaul1192 8 лет назад

Melissa Mroczenski almost everything he says in the show is improvised. You cant always expect improvised lines to draw that many laughs. If you take that into consideration he's really good

@melissamroczenski7936 8 лет назад

***** Sure you can. I improv random shit for a living and I'm great at it. See I just improvised that, and it was fucking savage

@avacarter9578 6 лет назад

Nikhil Paul is Higgins the fat guy with the microphone

@scillaburton7160 8 лет назад

my dad gave me a necklace with the pendant a dung beetle holding a ball of dung.

@SuperAravind23 7 лет назад

Dad's office got into secret santa stuff. Someone gave him a watermelon cuz he loved having them for lunch

@divinejuly1397 8 лет назад

When my sister asked for manga(japanese comics), my cousin got her ecchi(soft core porn) manga.

@tempestzeta11 8 лет назад

I would call this a #win

@amityblight5969 7 лет назад

Divine July i so sorry for your cousin

@Jusu331 6 лет назад

Damn that's funny😂😂

@tanime_man6535 6 лет назад

That's a win 😂😂😂

@beyouinyourlife 8 лет назад

OMG! JIMMY FALLON! I started watching How I met Your Mother and couldn't figure out who I thought Ted Mosby looked like! It's Jimmy Fallon, holy moly so happy!

@brookeworm18 8 лет назад

These Twitter handles were nuts! They had to pause 4 or 5 times just to absorb the names! Hilarious!

@karinapena8678 8 лет назад

bicht

@JennieKerfuffle 8 лет назад

One time my dad gave my mom a cookbook for her birthday. At least he remembered her birthday that year.

@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 года назад

That's.... sad...

@ChasedownLBJ 8 лет назад

3:15 haha he said it...Jimmy said "TEDdy"...lol. I bet no one understands this one lmao

@Jadiewady 8 лет назад

I love my sister, but I get the dog thing

@StevenTorrey 3 года назад

Sweatty_betty & Sweaty_teddy--a match made in heaven!

@yozach9 8 лет назад

I asked my dad what I was getting for Christmas and he said "A swift kick in the butt"

@caryrobinson1533 5 лет назад

My grandma got me a pair of boxer shorts. She told me she got them for $.25 at a yard sale after I was wearing them.

@mariannecontrino6297 5 лет назад

My birthday, November 22, falls during deer hunting season, so my dad was always gone when I was a kid. One year, he picked me up after he returned, my parents were divorced at the time, handed me a paper bag, written on the outside was, "Happy Birthday, Sweetheart... Love, Bambi." Inside were the antlers and partial scalp of a deer he killed, complete with fur, blood, and brain matter. My SEVEN YEAR OLD self wasn't sure what to do. Needless to say, my mom threw it away as soon as I got home. Definitely worst gift ever!!

@kimberlyfinch6055 3 года назад

Ewee yuck.. Sorry to hear that. Sure hope it got better for you later.

@loupdubois523 2 года назад

Well, that's really f***ed up!!! The Bambi "signature" makes it even creepier... 😳 Sorry for your child self!

@Brinana1987 7 лет назад

Some of the handles are better than the tweets lol

@l.s9 6 лет назад

I once saw on TLC a woman who hides objects from their family for a long time and gives them back on christmas as their presents. Her excuse: "its all about giving"

@nicolematar8975 7 лет назад

I feel like people only think that birthdays are just for gifts and its really not so be grateful for what you get because some people dont get any of that.

@justiceliberty4364 Год назад

LOL 🤣😂 thought you liked that crap

@alexiskiri9693 5 лет назад

When I was 3, I was having my 1st birthday party with friends invited, presents, cake. I was so excited. Then my mom went into labor, had to be rushed to the hospital and the party was canceled. My little brother was born on my birthday. Everybody was saying "Isn't this special, you got a baby brother for your birthday" I DID NOT WANT A BABY BROTHER, I WANTED A PARTY! I still haven't forgiven him for that.

@lakeladeangelis7555 7 лет назад

for cristmas one year my grandfather gave me a pack of pencials

@Reign274 7 лет назад

Should have given you a spelling book.

@MegaCadette55 7 лет назад

Rain Greschler get emmm😅😅💀💀

@jdas5842 7 лет назад

+Rain Greschler 😂😂😂😂

@bradenmills624 8 лет назад

Parents are terrible. Haha.

@MrKingstar007 8 лет назад

Those were some of the most creative usernames ever.

@sophianoid9025 8 лет назад

The gift of therapy😂

@melissamroczenski7936 8 лет назад

+Sophia Noid Should see a Therapist who also provides Analysis as well. An Analrapist would be much better for a gift.

@singing.winnie 6 лет назад

"The Ugly Little Boy" LMAO

@aliensandscience 8 лет назад

I didnt have a birthday celebration until I became 18 and I have to share it with my brother he has the same birth date, I had to buy my own cake and the gift is usually a tooth brush and tooth paste, thanks for telling I have a stinky breath on my birthday lol

@kilianrayleigh7524 8 лет назад

One year for Christmas my brother gave me a dollar in pennies wrapped in a brown envelope.

@SwaggerChiick1 8 лет назад

the baby doll one was the worst! looll

@emmarodrigues2219 8 лет назад

One year my grandmother gave everyone in my family toilet paper for christmas

@bpgk2007 4 года назад

The boyfriends t-shirt gift It's pretty sweet in my opinion

@sarahcaitlyn88 Год назад

Waaaaaay back, my grandmother knew my grandpa wanted a tool... My grandma had NO IDEA which brand was the best etc.... So... She stapled over 100.00 worth of $1.00 bills together (pre loonie time in Canada of course) and rolled them up with a picture of the tool... My grandpa had to pull EVERY STAPLE out before spending it. He did get his tool in the end though 🤣

@cupcakebruh 8 лет назад

One year, when I was little, my grandma told us she wouldn't be getting us as great of gifts as she usually would because she was low on money, which we were fine with and we understood, but then when Christmas came along, everyone got terrible gifts. I don't remember everyone's gifts, but I remember I got a bag of Rolo's candies, and one of my cousins got a box of Toaster Strudels. After everyone had opened their presents, my grandma showed us the real reason she had no money; she decided to buy herself a gun and take shooting lessons at the shooting range. She then proceeded to take us outside (she lives in the woods) to show us how great of a shot she was..

@desertrosejane 8 лет назад

There are some mean grandparents out there!

@annalynch5810 8 лет назад

I LOVE THE JIMMY FALLON SHOW , HE IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!..............

@alexandrafallon9136 3 года назад

For my 30th birthday, my parents got me a book on “dating for dummies”

@Ultimate23Dragon 8 лет назад

2:52 - The sad part is that that is one of the reasons I always take my boyfriend's blanket when I'm sleeping & he isn't, so I can relate (It's also very big & warm).

@klaram873 6 лет назад

Last Christmas my friend gave her boyfriend a foosball table, set it up in his band's studio and organized a treasure hunt for him to find it there. He gave her windshield liquid and a gas can...

@SouravRoy-mu5on 7 лет назад

Lol, they can barley get past the first name!

@musicalhyena2084 Год назад

A few years ago, my grandma gave me a pair of pink socks for Christmas; I hate pink.

@CaryPohlhammer 7 лет назад

I often get batteries and phone chargers and really technical stuff that I'd rather get myself any other time of the year. Those are just not practical gifts to me.

@joeysaylor7613 7 лет назад

My grandma bought me some weird crotcheted mermaid tail. I'm a teenager. The tail doesn't even fit!!! Also, I saw a book at an antique shop that was titled: The Saucy Little Bear. I begged my parents for it, but they wouldn't let me get it. I also met some really awesome old lady there named Carmen. SHOUT OUT TO YOU, CARMEN!!!

@TyroneKracht 6 месяцев назад

I got a Winnie the Pooh lunch bag and thermos from my great grandma. I was about ten or eleven at the time.

@FANTAZ3RO 8 лет назад

what voice is jimmy immitating an 02:03??? he did this in another hashtag episode.

@BodyOfPlayMusic 8 лет назад

+Enrico Palazzo almost sounds like kermit the frog lol

@BodyOfPlayMusic 8 лет назад

Your right it really is like a mix of pee wee herman also ahah (insert pedo giggle here "HA HOA")

@hl623 8 лет назад

+Enrico Palazzo hilly billy

@hl623 8 лет назад

+Enrico Palazzo no I'm sorry, HillBilly xD

@shaziaBashir921 8 лет назад

Thanks

@priestesspersephone9266 5 лет назад

get up and vote is hilarious also a ransom note for a baby doll not purchased

@caronstout354 6 месяцев назад

My kid-hating bachelor uncle gave me a set of plastic alphabet blocks for my 10th birthday.

@willbeonekenobi 8 лет назад

my worst gift was from a cousin of mine who got me a x-box, and no it was not a original xbox, nor a 360 (the one had probably just started entering the dreams of the xbox people at Microsoft) but it was a 'x' shaped box painted green. Luckily this was only a joke and he had a proper one hiding somewhere else. I got back at him next year with a $5 gift card that I had placed in a card that was wrapped in about 7 or 8 newspapers worth of wrapping (i used that as I had a puppy at the time and could not afford proper wrapping paper)so when I finished wrapping it, (took better part of a hour) it could not fit in a normal carry bag.

@CapnShades 8 лет назад

+Christopher Hart Dang, man. Stupid elaborate plans don't usually fail like that. I mean, I'm no example but... uh... what's a crazily overthought plan...? Oh yeah! Jesus! Also existence! That's crazy and arguably overly elaborate! If God can do it, why can't we? I mean, besides the fact that He's God and everything...

@CapnShades 8 лет назад

Melissa Mroczenski No, I'm joking. But what's wrong with religion? I wasn't seriously bringing it into anything, I just needed an example.

@badabing2302 8 лет назад

+Melissa Mroczenski do you think saying you hope someone dies in a fire in the next couple days makes u any better of a person than someone knocking religion ? I think it makes you evil and more likely u are to be sent to hell. Especially when he wasn't even saying anything bad about religion and what he said clearly just went over your head. I really hope for your friends and family's sake u will be at church today.

@CapnShades 8 лет назад

Brandon Bassani Thank you for your backup.

@melissamroczenski7936 8 лет назад

Brandon Bassani Oh lord. I never said I was a good person. I'm a fucking terrible person and I already have a contract with Satan to make my time in hell more enjoyable. Nothing went over my head you fucking plebeian. I won't be wasting my time at church, don't worry. I'll be doing something more productive, like building a sand castle.

@laurenhicks2892 8 лет назад

The 2nd best part of this segment is hearing the funny Twitter handles.

@peachesandpoets 5 лет назад

"you like garbage" 😂

@KLBKBB 4 года назад

Last year for Christmas my grandma gave me a rock. It was my only gift last year.

@kathydockins4304 5 лет назад

My mom got me a poster of Betty Boop in biker gear and fishnets riding a motorcycle, with the phrase, "Born to Boop!" This was for my 28th birthday.

@paigeskiba1080 7 лет назад

My friend once gave me a combination lock for my birthday... and it was broken

@Dermatillomaniac 8 лет назад

These usernames were almost as entertaining as the tweets!

@TheGoldcountry 7 лет назад

"The Ugly Little Boy" is actually a good story.

@coolmountains25 7 лет назад

the ugly little boy is dope as fuck bro

@TheGoldcountry 7 лет назад

coolmountains25 yep

@ZarkowsWorld 8 лет назад

First 35 seconds is comedy wasteland

@frilly35 6 лет назад

Asked for a DS one year, got a portable electronic spelling-bee game

@marioisnumberone5340 4 года назад

1st tweet is at 0:37 seconds, thank you

@TruckTaxiMoveIt 6 лет назад

Loved that last one

@smexililgurl 7 лет назад

I got my first apartment near christmas, my grandma got me a chrome toilet brush. When my fake excited failed to impress my grandma said but when my friends come over they are going to notice how nice it looks... #worstgiftever