Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video: 2nd Attempt

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So The Cleveland Board of Tourism was not happy with the first video that I turned in. In fact, they said that upon viewing it, three of the board members moved away.
They insisted that I turn in a proper Cleveland tourism video, otherwise they will pursue litigation.
So I was really planning on buckling down and giving it my all this time, but there was a "Rock of Love" marathon on VH1 last night that I didn't want to miss, so I cranked this video out in even less time than the first one. Roughly 35 minutes total.
Despite this, I'm rather pleased with how it turned out, and I think they will be too.
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@Brione30 Год назад

The absolute greatest part is that this guy, Mike Polk Jr, is now a Cleveland newscaster. He now gets paid. To talk about Cleveland.

@sephikong8323 Год назад

Well, at least he doesn't talk about Detroit

@Omnibushido- Год назад

@TheUnists Has the search power of the worldwide web in the palm of his hand that could deliver the answer in less than two minutes: “for real?”

@machirim2805 Год назад

Also fun fact: these videos were so viral that Cleveland’s own tourist board commissioned other videos to counter these spoof ones.

@OnlySubhumansWorkAtYouTube Год назад

@TheUnists Are you a subhuman?

@DG-kr8pt Год назад

Should be fired for using the R word and joking about AIDs. Will look him up.

@bepisthebenis5111 5 лет назад

Detroit: Become Cleveland

@josh1200 5 лет назад

" I'm connor, the android sent by detroit."

@rosytimes9456 4 года назад

Josh perfection

@kitsinthewebs222 4 года назад

@@josh1200 28 DUIs!!!

@xvx_K1r1t0_xvx_killmeee 4 года назад

Sooo...my brain said Detroit: become Cleveland Brown

@HorseyWorsey 4 года назад

Not bad, kid. Not bad.

@blueluny 5 лет назад

i looked up east cleveland on streetview and nearly got robbed cos i didint move fast enough.

@zacharywicklinemedia 5 лет назад

Google map gang banging is a real threat out there

@xboxwhiz_yt7415 5 лет назад

I'm glad you did not get robbed

@michaelbeary 5 лет назад

I couldn't click fast enough. I'm missing a bunch of stuff from my bedroom now.

@sargentwaag1483 4 года назад

I grew up in East Cleveland, good times. The house I grew up in sold last year for $11,000. You could not build a house like that now for less than $500k. Old wood, fancy molding, and wood floors.

@blackturbine 4 года назад

Poor lad that had to go and ride a car with milion dollar camera on it's roof

@toadiejones 2 года назад

I recently moved from Cleveland to Alberta, Canada. Was in a store making small talk with the cashier and mentioned I was new here. When he asked where from and I answered Cleveland, he immediately sang "AT LEAST WE'RE NOT DETROIT!" Well done, sir. Well done.

@saya23445 2 года назад

Omg I needed that laugh thank you lmao.

@pieflinger42069 2 года назад

WE'RE NOT DETROIT! 😂

@Crashj7f67h Год назад

Thats a big move

@kylemoore1865 Год назад

I'm from Calgary. All i know about Cleveland is these videos and drew Carey

@homerj.simpson7562 Год назад

That sounds absolutely hilarious! What do folks from Detroit do though?

@gr8fulfox488 3 года назад

Due to the explosion of interest in vintage/obsolete tech, a VCR now costs more than a house in Cleveland.

@kaikai9122 3 года назад

True also sick pfp and name

@wtf_is_this_handle_shit 3 года назад

Sick, I can sell a bunch of VCRs and buy a house in Hell... I mean Cleveland

@cptjagger5221 3 года назад

them 4/6/8 head VCR's now a couple hunned buxz

@maxcady9071 3 года назад

2/14/68

@gr8fulfox488 3 года назад

@@maxcady9071 12/30/81

@luciuscapricious683 3 года назад

It's important to Cleveland's image that the cameraman zooms in on anyone they catch on video, as Cleveland has a population of approximately 25 people.

@oldeenglishd45 3 года назад

“Cleveland has 338 people...”

@miloda_bess 3 года назад

You aren’t off by very much. Used to be a booming town, then everyone left

@chrissneed5685 3 года назад

Yeah there's alot going on here now lol. My dudes single home just sold for 145,000. He paid 65 for it 10 years ago so it seems to be making a comeback. # LL Cool J 😂

@myaalvarado3096 3 года назад

The population was higher, but 20 are the ones that do the killing in east Cleveland. The remaining 5 live in the west portion

@hideofreakingkojima5457 3 года назад

@@miloda_bess "then everyone left" That's the joke

@holyflutterofgod 8 лет назад

"Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die" Kills me to this day.

@samuelellis1316 8 лет назад

Kills you? You're not slowing down in east Cleveland, are you?

@divert664 6 лет назад

Don’t go down Buckeye at night

@tori9365 6 лет назад

Divert buckeye? Fuck buckeye.. Try _79th or 103rd Harvard.. Both are death valley

@divert664 6 лет назад

+aka Amy It depends on which part of 79th.

@daviddelaney2407 6 лет назад

I'm =from= there and I laughed. --Dave, yeah, white folks live there too

@VV.E.S.T 2 года назад

This video literally won my friend a Geography Bee. The final question for the win was "What North American City is famous for having a RIVER THAT WAS SO POLLUTED THAT IT CAUGHT ON FIRE?" . He hesitated for a second, but the look of amazement on his face when he remembered the song was priceless...

@mardigrasmoment Год назад

To be fair this also happened in Chicago occasionally. Animal fat from the slaughterhouses there

@FancyUnicorn Год назад

The correct answer is "Not Detroit!"

@hikermrsblood1 Год назад

Lol

@sortofanoakyafterbirth3661 Год назад

That's awesome 😂. Burn On by Randy Newman also a more famous song about the river.

@relecor Год назад

Which time it caught on fire?

@gayflower900 3 года назад

“911, what’s your emergency?” “I’m in Cleveland, and-“ “Stay on the line, all units are on their way to assist you”

@benjaminmontoya8160 3 года назад

** no one shows up for 3 days. **

@legolite45 3 года назад

Sphee

@usdjxavi 3 года назад

No plz im blac

@limbonlegs1662 3 года назад

Then u get mugged by the 911 call center

@HiAdrian 3 года назад

“911, what’s your emergency?” “I’m in Cleveland” “*click*” “Hello?”

@Abandoned_Brane 3 года назад

as a person who grew up in cleveland, i miss it. half the people are super friendly, the other half will shoot you for fun. only in the leg though, we call them 'legwarmers'.

@apexpredator40 3 года назад

Shoot them back

@lucabrandalesi1265 3 года назад

I'm having a hard time both believing this is real and believing someone could make this up

@loopyloon5401 3 года назад

@@lucabrandalesi1265 You're right, clearly Cleveland's just a myth.

@herocat076 3 года назад

I wanna go back to Cleveland but I don't at the same time

@miloda_bess 3 года назад

@@herocat076 honestly, do travel to Cleveland. It is a pretty nice place besides East Cleveland. If for nothing else than travel to the little Italy by it. That is where my grandfather grew up. (1930s)

@michaelwalker3935 3 года назад

I tried to buy a house in Cleveland but I got mugged by the real estate agent.

@jonathantan2469 3 года назад

At least you only lost the $5 bucks you had to buy the house... 😆😆😆

@luizsowek 3 года назад

LMAO

@jeremywoods770 3 года назад

And now the real estate agent is squatting

@theseproblemsmatter1 3 года назад

LOL

@michaelwalker3935 3 года назад

@R G buy: to obtain in exchange for payment, monetary or otherwise. by: in proximity to; through the agency. What's you damage dude?

@jg-7780 5 лет назад

“At least we’re not Detroit” hey that’s Baltimore’s slogan too!

@thisismagacountry1318 5 лет назад

Get me a $20 bag down on The Block.

@bmoreriseup6130 5 лет назад

Baltimore is probably worse now

@floridajake58 5 лет назад

Baltimore's slogan should be "At least we're not DC"

@nate-alitysports3030 4 года назад

Detroit's slogan should be "we're not Jackson "(mississippi)

@Saad-ju8sb 4 года назад

Bmore’s gettin there just you wait

@NewbyTon 5 лет назад

I only get my crippling depression from the best sources like Cleveland

@mynamehasspacesinit8687 5 лет назад

They say iDubbbz has a higher grade of crippling depression.

@kentucky1519 5 лет назад

Hush the depression enforcement is going to get us all busted if you keep mentioning our dealer online (no I'm not actually depressed )

@kentucky1519 5 лет назад

I wish that good Cleveland crippling depresh was legal

@amateurseasons9381 4 года назад

Keepin' it Local

@Geno2733 4 года назад

Only the *best* will do.

@snowdaysrule 5 лет назад

Guy on the bike here. For your information I do not have 2 DUI's. I actually have 3.

@jonparker8795 5 лет назад

Pump those numbers up! We believe in you bike guy!

@Artuistic1011 5 лет назад

guy riding on bike: I HAVE 3 DUIS !!! guy in corner: pathetic guy riding on bike: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME PUNK? guy in corner with 30 duis: PATHETIC

@lestatangel 5 лет назад

snowdaysrule2 - yeah 😎

@KA-vs7nl 5 лет назад

mr. medkits pathetic*

@Reitz86 5 лет назад

snowdaysrule2 good hat trick

@emilyofjane 11 месяцев назад

You can tell this was made by a native Ohioan because our perpetual construction was the first thing they mentioned

@eyeseer1 9 месяцев назад

If they didn’t rebuild Cleveland it’d be a ghost town.

@emilyofjane 9 месяцев назад

@@eyeseer1 Part of it is already a Scooby Doo ghost town, didn’t you listen

@ThePaintballerforlif 5 месяцев назад

I swear at this point the traffic barrels are to just tell us how to stay in the lanes.

@benedekhorvath7191 3 года назад

As someone from Eastern Europe, I'm sure I'd feel right at home

@KapitanPisoar1 3 года назад

Eastern Europe doesnt get anywhere near this level of gun violence...

@V.o.i.d.v 3 года назад

@@KapitanPisoar1 Why could that be? I can't imagine.

@KapitanPisoar1 3 года назад

@@V.o.i.d.v Lack of diversity and afroamericans, lot of legally owned firearms among the people...

@ra6153 3 года назад

@@KapitanPisoar1 wow

@davebruneau6068 3 года назад

@VeckAlt LMMFAO

@cherrypepsi2815 3 года назад

August 2023 update (from a resident near Cleveland): -The Cleveland Clinic is still somehow the second best hospital in the US -They're still the Indians, no matter what their new "real" name is -Ohio is still somehow the 7th largest economy in the U.S. -This is still entirely accurate -Flannery's is back open, baby!!! -Channel 19 News fell off hard, and nobody watches them anymore, lmao -Detroit is still worse

@princejaxisblack8789 3 года назад

Detroits crime and poverty rate is actually dropping because people are leaving, so yeah change it to "Atleast were not Venezuela" or sum

@cherrypepsi2815 3 года назад

@@princejaxisblack8789 lol

@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132 3 года назад

Baker is worthless....

@cherrypepsi2815 3 года назад

@@doyoumakeittotheclouddistr4132 bruh you dumb or just slow

@hollin220 3 года назад

WE’RE NOT DETROIT!

@jumpingpeppers2263 5 лет назад

I just noticed the empty colt 45 by the dead fish.

@silviathesylveon9866 4 года назад

I thought you meant a gun but then I saw the beer can and laughed

@tydshiin5783 4 года назад

@@silviathesylveon9866 same lmfao

@lonesomewendigo 4 года назад

@@silviathesylveon9866 bruh moment

@bandtheseriesofficial5782 4 года назад

Same lol

@jackobora3193 4 года назад

Works every time

@bryangooden4298 Год назад

The extra "we're not Detroit" with the bird was the best part.

@johnfoltz8183 9 месяцев назад

Or Gary Indiana or Harvey Illinois

@momomazong 6 месяцев назад

SEE A RIVER THAT CATCHES ON FIRE! My uncle: " drops cigarette in. The river explodes! He just says: ooooo! A light show!

@jstealth89 9 лет назад

Been living in Cleveland for 4 years now. This is too fucking accurate.

@Chicago_Outfit 9 лет назад

damn.... That sucks at least your not Detroit

@blamecanada8525 9 лет назад

Nosferatu Zodd ALL your fish have AIDS?

@abelinkenn9849 9 лет назад

+Nosferatu Zodd LOL!!!!!!!!

@jstealth89 8 лет назад

***** You know it kind of feels that way in winter! In all honesty it's bad but it could be worse. At least I live a decent distance from downtown.

@Niko-rt3wi 7 лет назад

this video makes me want to go there

@r0cketplumber 5 лет назад

"First prize, a week in Cleveland. Second prize, two weeks in Cleveland."

@noneed4sleep64 4 года назад

That sounds like a Norm Macdonald joke

@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 года назад

3rd prize: ETERNAL CITIZENSHIP

@r0cketplumber 4 года назад

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Oh, please, no, both my parents were refugees from Cleveland.

@myczxr 3 года назад

inspiring

@coloradoraptorguy9250 3 года назад

Especially if you work for Progressive insurance 😆

@dillonsnyder1172 3 года назад

I've been through Cleveland a few times during travel. I remember one greyhound employee informing us not to leave the station on foot, or "we would get robbed." Call a taxi, get an uber. She was a very loud black woman, and I believed her.

@markrichards6863 3 года назад

You don't see that in the brochures.

@eyescreamcake 3 года назад

The Ubers don't rob you?

@dillonsnyder1172 3 года назад

@@eyescreamcake I've never had a serious problem with an uber driver.

@expansivegymnast1020 3 года назад

She was telling the truth.

@Eargesplitten-Loudenboomer 3 года назад

Depends where it stopped. I believe it.

@martymcfly2857 8 лет назад

>lose championship >riot >win championship >riot

@kevins8260 8 лет назад

Exactly. Cleveland IS pretty damn retarded

@BrutalGoerge 8 лет назад

What riot? I'll go ahead and answer that for you, THERE WAS NO FRIGGIN RIOT

@mourningformorning 8 лет назад

You mean LA?

@krownsilver 8 лет назад

+Notch Also, I don't know how Cleveland can hate Detroit when Detroit's Own Dan Gilbert help Cleveland end their drought.

@ReactAsyIum 8 лет назад

Wut riot m8?

@sbinadero 2 года назад

I asked my teacher (who is from Cleveland) if she knew about this video. To which she replied, “At least we’re not Detroit.”

@STEEZY_TREV16 2 года назад

Leave an apple on her desk lol

@eyeseer1 9 месяцев назад

Detroit sez “At least we’re not Gary, Indiana.”

@Marvelfanatic3658 8 месяцев назад

@@STEEZY_TREV16ok

@posato1488 6 лет назад

We actually see the sun once every 5 years, not 3 times a year.

@EthanSchmethan 5 лет назад

And 9 months out of the year is a snow covered moonscape.

@homer4635 5 лет назад

I went to Cleveland in August 2013 and it was sunny.

@83HondaPrelude 5 лет назад

Posato I thought it was every 10 years. Also nice AOT pfp

@brinkstan5465 5 лет назад

Wow great to see ya here

@mikephillips1043 5 лет назад

As someone with a huge vitamin D deficiency living in cleveland is dangerous as shit I have to take pills that are high grade as shit so it doesnt fall into single digits and kill my kidney... still love cleveland

@markman278 3 года назад

Gotta love how he made sure to use the worst, overcast day lighting to add to the dilapidation of the town. Just gives it that horrible town vibe.

@magyk5740 3 года назад

That’s actually the nicest day of the year for Cleveland

@joarroyo6737 3 года назад

That's Cleveland beach weather my man

@skateraptor12 3 года назад

Thats how it usually looks😂

@jellybelly111 2 года назад

wtf you mean. it literally looks like that almost everyday

@riahtaughtyou 2 года назад

Truly nailed it

@IkaGamma 6 лет назад

I am now convinced this is what we showed to Amazon to try and get them to come here.

@offwhitejayR2E 6 лет назад

Gammalad lmao exactly

@jakob7722 6 лет назад

Whatever we did, it succeeded, I don’t know how.

@cmiller9800 6 лет назад

It worked for the RNC a couple years ago too

@lukeadamek685 6 лет назад

oof.. im from seattle

@jonathantan2469 6 лет назад

Must be the hipsters working at Amazon. "Like Cleveland's gonna be the new Brooklyn mannn..."

@12packersfan Год назад

On Inside the NBA the segment discussing the Cavs was called “Fun Times in Cleveland Today.” Thirteen years later this video is still evolving💪

@Numptaloid Год назад

they have those?

@Torraduke 5 лет назад

I'm going to Cleveland later this year. I'm so excited to see both of its buildings and that river that catches on fire!

@ihurricane7 5 лет назад

It happened ONE TIME

@htxflow 5 лет назад

@@ihurricane7 too many

@peach9643 5 лет назад

Torraduke why are you coming here 💀💀

@maxamillianmiles9382 5 лет назад

@@ihurricane7 only once huh

@DC-pp6mb 5 лет назад

Just remember don't slow down in east cleavland or you'll die

@skte2die 5 лет назад

McDonald’s “I’m lovin’ it.” Burger King “Have it your way.” Cleveland “We’re not Detroit.”

@IndyCarFan265 5 лет назад

Miami: "Cuba but it's America."

@johnmendoza2165 5 лет назад

Hotel: "Trivago."

@jodisamma96 5 лет назад

241st like

@synthvvavve191 5 лет назад

Detroit "At least we're not Chicago!"

@sithking376 5 лет назад

Trinidad and Tobago Side by Side we stand

@chairmen1873 4 года назад

My dad grew up right outside of Cleveland and said whenever he had to drive through East Cleveland he and his friends wouldn’t stop for literally anything

@churchoftheholymess 3 года назад

funny enough I once had to transfer buses around 1AM in East Cleveland. As it turned out, nobody messed with me because they figured I had to be psychotic to be there at all, let alone at that time of night.

@trashstorage1468 3 года назад

According to the urban legends, cars that run out of gas in East Cleveland miraculously keep driving until they are far far away. Nah that’s just some weird shit that sounded funny in my head

@dntskdnttll 3 года назад

@@churchoftheholymess Are you a tall man who’s physically fit and good at acting unapproachable?

@DimT670 3 года назад

@@dntskdnttll im pretty sure those get robbed all the same. A knife or a gun wont care how tall or buff you are or what you have between your legs i assure you

@KiraTurnerSnowkitty24 9 лет назад

im going to cry this is literally my entire visit to cleveland

@anarchistfox 9 лет назад

hello

@TheKardiacKid 8 лет назад

+MrOrthogonalization LOL. I've travelled there as a tourist from the UK. TWICE! A pretty good destination if you know where to look.

@WasteYuteeee 8 лет назад

+TheKardiacKid there are so many better places to visit in the US, why would anybody go to Cleveland?

@jasondyrkacz8270 8 лет назад

+WasteYuteeee Even downtown Chicago isn't that bad. West and south sides of Chicago is what you want to avoid.

@teds9896 8 лет назад

+WasteYuteeee  Several Reasons: www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/01/11/travel/52-places-to-go-in-2015.html www.travelandleisure.com/slideshows/best-places-to-travel-in-2015/22 www.fodors.com/news/photos/fodors-go-list-2015 www.latimes.com/travel/la-tr-d-15-destinations-20141228-story.html

@yungflipflop 4 года назад

“Our economy’s based on Lebron James” *lebron leaves Cleveland* Ohshitohshitohshit

@lostsnowman127 4 года назад

They just need to export more crippling depression. Get a kick-back from Big Pharma

@brandonlarimore5223 4 года назад

Their main export at this point IS Lebron James

@SpiffoGaming 4 года назад

Buy a house for the price of a vcr

@pottytheparrot310 4 года назад

yungflipflop Look on the bright side. At least you’re not Detroit.

@thrashmusician035 4 года назад

*Baker Mayfield has entered the chat*

@creaturesfromelsewhere203 Год назад

I once sent this video to a nice elderly couple from Cleveland and they never spoke to me again.

@sarahmojzer4105 2 месяца назад

That was probably my parents

@SpoobyDoo 6 лет назад

“Our economy is based off LeBron James” Well, I guess your economy is screwed now

@williamkim5960 5 лет назад

Implying that Cleveland's economy wasn't already screwed

@redsunflowers564 5 лет назад

Our main export is crippling depression.

@alecsander4565 5 лет назад

dankglonk, it has officially entered recession mode, soon full depression :/

@jasonchilado 5 лет назад

dankglonk twice

@sadiepoe1175 5 лет назад

Nah now we use a mythical Greek god so we good

@toganium4175 3 года назад

“Buy a house for the price of a VCR.” Welp, I’m sold. Who needs to go outside, anyways?

@celestepalm6949 3 года назад

Man, where can you actually _find_ a VCR nowadays outside of Goodwill?

@mrgone658 3 года назад

Watsa VCR? 🤔

@adamcommercial3133 3 года назад

Exactly.

@celestepalm6949 3 года назад

@animationeer Good suggestions. Interesting 8-point star avatar you've got there. What does it mean for you?

@celestepalm6949 3 года назад

@animationeer Cool. Glad to hear the Quakers are still going strong. Don't know if you're still into animation. Did you try checking out any of the studios that do Christian animation?

@danielallyway 3 года назад

Too exciting. Must visit!

@philosophersfountain 3 года назад

Fax

@mohammed-yw5zm 3 года назад

no pls-

@jacobs279 3 года назад

@jamesmcinnis208 3 года назад

The mistake on the lake!

@jricketts72 3 года назад

Those town's suck.. come to Arizona we're number one for covid.. it's great!! No need for a mask no one else wears one!!

@zjreviews4288 3 года назад

As shown by this final frame of a seagull, the difference between Cleveland and Detroit is that the Cleveland Metropolitan Area is still habitable.

@daneslord 2 года назад

I live in midtown detroit. I would take umbrage with that remark, except for the fact that it's pretty true.

@mariasargeant7513 2 года назад

Ooooof

@matthewsmith1779 2 года назад

Nah, I've been to both cities. Cleveland is America's shit hole. If we're talking about the metropolitan areas, it's not even close. Some houses look like castles in metro Detroit. There's a lot of old money in Metro Detroit. You'd think you were in a movie with how nice it looks.

@jenmha 2 года назад

Extremely true. I DoorDash to those houses and they tip like shit.

@johnepants 2 года назад

@@matthewsmith1779 haunted castles maybe

@hagridsdisappointingson769 3 года назад

"This guy has at least two dui's." That line gets me for 2 reasons cause either he knows that dude personally or he makes the assumption that he's only riding a bike because he can't drive his car anymore.

@robertcarldecker 2 года назад

I’d say it’s both!

@williamhenryscott_actor 2 года назад

This is actually one of the rare instances where explaining the joke made it better lol

@b-chroniumproductions3177 2 года назад

That assumption is fair to make, it's Cleveland, everybody has to drive the (somehow) most depressing automobile they can find

@vladrosca6003 2 года назад

I assumed he got the dui's WHILE riding the bike

@KidCorporate 2 года назад

Well, there's two types of cyclists, those who ride bikes because they want to, and those that ride them because they have to.

@RiseOfTheKumquat67 3 года назад

"Come see our river that catches on fire" is such a chaotic line, both on paper and in how its delivered

@logans6619 3 года назад

The Cuyahoga river has caught on fire several times, most recently in 1969. Yeah

@dalepeto9620 3 года назад

I never saw it catch fire, but I did see a "abandoned" bathtub floating in it.

@manformerlypigbukkit 3 года назад

@@dalepeto9620it’s trying to escape Cleveland

@theekklesiaoftheinnermind9314 2 года назад

Well I'll be on the lookout for an inhabited bathtub floating down the river then.

@cp1cupcake 2 года назад

Burning River is the name of a local beer.

@CrossCuber 2 года назад

I thought the “see the sun almost 3 times a year” was an exaggeration until I moved to the Midwest for college, wow we really do only see the sun 3 times a year

@Wawagirl17 9 лет назад

"Its so polluted that all our fish have AIDS." I was smiling the whole time, but that's where I fucking lost it.

@cheekunt8389 9 лет назад

Wawagirl17 The thing is... I've been there.... More than two times... All of those pictures ARE from Cleveland. People there really live like that.

@sarahengel6531 9 лет назад

Ya live here used to live in Dearborn mi. Oh god I love n hate this place the same. But thank GOD WERE NOT DETROIT! HAHA

@stewlittle13 9 лет назад

Sarah Engel You're in Dearborn, you still border the city. You're still a Detroit suburb. Most inner ring Detroit suburbs resemble the still-stable parts of Detroit city limits. At least we're not Ohio. Hell, I'm not even from Detroit & I'm defending the place. I'm from the west side of the state (Grand Rapids, MI).

@chaddnelson8939 9 лет назад

+Wawagirl17 "Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die!" :D

@chaddnelson8939 8 лет назад

***** For shits and giggles, I looked up the actual price of a house in Cleveland, here are my results; $3,950 for a two story, 3 bedroom home. A teenager working at McDonald's could pay that off in a year.

@jadam4036 6 лет назад

"Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die" I live in East Cleveland and this is perfectly accurate 9 years later

@penand_paper6661 5 лет назад

That's too bad.

@yoshimanrpg 5 лет назад

I live North of it and it’s so accurate. Drivers literally go 10 MPH over the speed limit to the point where I move with the flow of traffic going 40 in a 35

@beardymcj2026 5 лет назад

I'd comment, but since you probably slowed down at some point since posting that, what's the point? R.I.P.

@TheNimaid Год назад

This video has been living rent free in my head for over 10 years. I use the musical phrase "It could be worse though, at least we're not ____! We're Not ____!" at least once a month.

@mikeorourke8699 4 года назад

I think the whole internet is waiting for the "Detroit tourism video" - get the band back together!

@Zedkiller1101 4 года назад

Yeah, but I think his camera got stole

@repulsethemonkey1396 4 года назад

He slowed down in East Cleveland

@bloodstoneore4630 3 года назад

He did it

@XgoldyTheGreat 3 года назад

It's too cold in the 'D' to make any videos.

@FartInYourFace234 3 года назад

@Unkwon Malaysian Guy key words are walk around

@carptone2056 3 года назад

I grew up in Cleveland and hated it most of my life, this is incredibly accurate, and yet this video still made me homesick

@Mamaluigi13 2 года назад

Same

@pisscvre69 2 года назад

Stockholm syndrome for detrioit

@helloworldOuO Год назад

Stockholm syndrome is a theorized condition in which hostages develop a psychological bond with their captors during captivity.[1][2] It is supposed to result from a rather specific set of circumstances, namely the power imbalances contained in hostage-taking, kidnapping, and abusive relationships. Therefore, it is difficult to find a large number of people who experience Stockholm syndrome to conduct studies with any sort of power. This makes it hard to determine trends in the development and effects of the condition-[3] and, in fact, it is a "contested illness" due to doubt about the legitimacy of the condition.[4]

@penguinusrex Год назад

@@helloworldOuO I can't tell you how delighted I was to open the replies and see this. Well played.

@helloworldOuO Год назад

@@penguinusrex Thanks lmao

@justmaxproductions 3 года назад

This video is so old it managed to last through LeBron's entire Miami career, second stint in Cleveland, and now him in LA

@iangallagher4135 3 года назад

And took up 11 years of the browns playoff drought

@steelvenom330 3 года назад

It even lasted through part of his first stint in Cleveland

@kja6336 3 года назад

@@iangallagher4135 Bakerland finally picking up after the Browns made the playoffs

@toiletpaper7864 5 месяцев назад

This video lives in my head rent free😭

@ihavenoideawhatimdoing500 5 лет назад

Cleveland- “At least we’re not Detroit” Detroit- “At least we’re not Cleveland”

@bigboineptune9567 5 лет назад

Nowadays Detroit is probably better than Cleveland.

@amber4sw 5 лет назад

Big Boi Neptune easily

@gearbox1858 5 лет назад

Both are absolute shit holes

@brendonhalverson5178 5 лет назад

Shawn Allen but Detroit got to the point where it was so shitty it couldn’t get any shittier (like the murder rate literally went down due to the decreased population density), so it’s actually improving now.

@rontayan 5 лет назад

Yeah Detroit has some economic activity, and it's across the river from Canada. I mean Cleveland has what going on now?

@kaz7690 7 лет назад

"Kyrie, why you want to leave Cleveland" Kyrie:

@gameboss8224 6 лет назад

Wayne j

@javeonrobinson8498 6 лет назад

Wayne Actually do you really know why he left and just like you say how Cleveland is built around LeBron oakland is built around Stephen curry

@alanm6o9 6 лет назад

Hahahahahahha

@alanm6o9 6 лет назад

Kevin Whatley McChipperson you must be a celtics fan

@Sleepychar0527 5 лет назад

I don't blame him for leaving Cleveland it's really bad they keep letting the drug dealers and rapers out from jail it's horrible I'm 13 and I can get kidnapped and raped because I was getting stalk by some random person

@LobsterPuncher 5 лет назад

Oh wow, this is so weird. I was just trying to think of a vacation spot where I could get crippling depression and possibly aids from eating the local fish. RU-vid algorithms are creepy.

@Bhatt_Hole 4 года назад

Yer mum is creepy.

@shantellakaladypersephone8671 4 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

@keyboundDragon 4 года назад

Can I just say I love your username

@CPrime-sl9dj 4 года назад

Why would you come to Ohio for vacation? LOL! Everything is corn here, not much to see

@maxi-me 3 года назад

It knows you're afraid

@hyun-shik7327 Год назад

Sooner or later this video is going to be more famous than the city itself if it isn’t already.

@Freak_Among_Men_Again Год назад

Fr as an Australian I had never heard of Cleveland until I saw this video.

@WhoDeyNati513 3 года назад

2020 version: “Cleveland: At least we’re not Flint.” Doesn’t flow, but neither does clean water in Flint.

@hatemondays3225 3 года назад

At least you tried boomer

@dmrr7739 3 года назад

The river is fine. The problem was the pipes.

@lastnamefirstname9043 3 года назад

@@dmrr7739 but the water was fine until they switched supply from lake Huron and Detroit river to Flint river. They failed to treat the new water source with corrosion inhibitors which allowed lead from old pipes to leach out. If they had treated the water the lead pipes wouldn't matter. Now the water source is contaminated so it actually is the water.

@jonathonschwendler4644 3 года назад

You ever seen the Flint River? There's more feces in a cup of Flint River water than in 5 cups of feces. It's 90% drifters and 10% McDonald's styrofoam containers. I refuse there's enough treatment in the Universe to make it potable. You'd have to boil Flint River water for 2 days to make it not dissolve human flesh.

@hhs_leviathan 3 года назад

No, no, he has a point. They can't use Detroit anymore since many folk say Detroit is arguably better than Cleveland now...

@Marylandbrony 6 лет назад

Now that LeBron James has left, Will Cleveland effectively stop existing?

@chrisjt86 6 лет назад

Its economy probably will.

@James-tp4nc 6 лет назад

still better than detroit

@gerardorodruiguez5928 6 лет назад

J No, at least Detroit knows its place Cleavland is a sad has been.

@James-tp4nc 6 лет назад

Gerardo Rodruiguez, that's you who is the sad has been.

@gerardorodruiguez5928 6 лет назад

J Deez nuts on your chin is who is the sad has been.

@AwesomeEvan9 6 лет назад

Cleveland just won their first football game in 635 days. I came right to this video. #makethisthebrownsvictorysong

@Toarcade Год назад

I've never been to Cleveland nor do I have any opinion about Cleveland, but this video is an evergreen favourite I just keep coming back to.

@451asians 7 лет назад

Detroit We're Not Syria

@zephynum 7 лет назад

Detroit At least we are not Brazil

@ark.galvin2474 7 лет назад

451asians Syria We're not Venezuela

@jerryseinfeld1988 7 лет назад

Syria We're not Westeros

@brinkstan5465 7 лет назад

Syria We're not central Africa

@zephynum 7 лет назад

Central Africa At least we are not Pakistan

@FoxyMachiko Год назад

Mfs wondering why Ohio is a suddenly a meme not realizing this video has existed for 13 years and explains everything 💀

@deletdis6173 Год назад

Ong

@ladysilverwynde Год назад

Ikr.

@XevenYT143 Год назад

Tennessee Williams said this about Ohio: “America has only three cities: New York, San Francisco, and New Orleans. Everywhere else is Cleveland.” 😂😂😂

@soulassassin0g Год назад

Ohio has always been a meme since 1868.

@skinwalker69420 Год назад

@@XevenYT143 Knowing him and having read one of his books for English class as a sophomore, that sounds exactly like something he would say.

@kingofthepod5169 3 года назад

"we see the sun almost 3 times a year" *cackles in Cincinnatian*

@StockingKneesocks 3 года назад

RIGHT?!?

@randomhuman4317 3 года назад

Me who has been to Oxford: We never see the clouds like EVER

@TheAutisticFrog 7 месяцев назад

*cackles in knows about Ireland*

@theotherminister8245 3 года назад

This video has aged beautifully. Truly a time capsule for the late ‘00s and still a relevant ad for Cleveland.

@thecoldglassofwatershow Год назад

Wow I thought this was the 80s lol

@eyeseer1 9 месяцев назад

It’s a time capsule and a crystal ball for Cleveland

@JackColeroSr. Год назад

"Buy a house for a price of a VCR" good times

@gaveferia1421 5 лет назад

Now their economy is based on Baker Mayfield.

@ItsNerfOrNathan 5 лет назад

Hell yeah

@justinloeffler965 5 лет назад

@@ItsNerfOrNathan go browns.

@joshgordonsblunt3165 5 лет назад

YEZSIR

@adcparker 5 лет назад

Yesssss

@daluckygit8019 5 лет назад

Who?

@austin247990 9 лет назад

Detroit Atleast we're not Zimbabwe

@MrTheHillfolk 9 лет назад

Yea but they are tryin to be :)

@toms.a.savage7232 9 лет назад

Austin McNally I'm from Detroit and I find that hilarious.

@blacktigerpaw1 9 лет назад

Austin McNally At least they're not from South Africa.

@Epimpin101 9 лет назад

Austin McNally Zimbawe. At least we're not Liberia.

@tristanfaulkner6003 9 лет назад

Austin McNally Liberia. At least we're not Somalia.

@saddamhussein3849 3 года назад

Cleveland: We're not Detroit! Detroit: We're not Flint! Flint: Well, at least we're not Kabul... right?

@ScootsMcDootson 3 года назад

Hey how dare you slander the good name of Detroit, the place which granted you the key to the city.

@okme539 3 года назад

Lmao

@akish302 3 года назад

Kabul: We’re not Caracas!

@coatofarms4439 3 года назад

Caracas: We’re not Pyongyang yet!

@bigstreambo1333 3 года назад

Pyongyang: We're Number 1!

@joseluis8291 9 лет назад

This video does the job... Now I really want to visit Cleveland lol

@erock1309 9 лет назад

I saw it and it made me never wanna go lol

@OfficialVibi 9 лет назад

Im from east Ohio and me and my friend wanted to visit Cleveland. except for center business Cleveland being nice looking, This video is 100% accurate but fails to mention confusing traffic, Gale force wind from the buildings, and having a whole 1 attraction worth seeing.

@bradleyseastrandjr7760 9 лет назад

Calvin I live in a suburb of cleveland. I don't think what you say is true but it is alarming because perception is reality and your opinion is likely shared by others. We need to improve that and I definitely don't mind paying more tax dollars to help

@OfficialVibi 9 лет назад

well out of our money that we spent in Cleveland except for the art museum most of it was spent at (what was perceived to be) small businesses, which i wouldn't mind visiting again and The people we talked to on the street were (seemingly) nice. which is a plus, the video does over negatively down the city and failed to show the good parts (as is the joke) but in a generalization,correct not all but alot was eroded, decrepit, and shut down, all of the sights we came to see were no longer there so we just went exploring.

@cheekunt8389 9 лет назад

José Luis Trust me, it's worth it. Check out the Rock and Roll hall of Fame while you're there.

@michaelutt6532 7 лет назад

Clevelanders: We get angry when other people bash our city, but nobody can do it better than we can. And we're proud of it.

@jaygtz9632 6 лет назад

Michael Utt is it really that bad? I'm from Texas and applied to college there and I was really looking forward to going :( could you give me some local tips? Is it safe?

@kiramarie_05 6 лет назад

Dude that’s how it is in Detroit

@manavony6971 6 лет назад

Lol who the fuck lives in cleveland

@sambarrett1045 6 лет назад

Georgie G the areas around the colleges are safe but if it seems sketchy it probably is sketchy that's a big tip but just stick to popular roads and sidewalks and don't walk around in allies or side streets especially at night but downtown is normally good it's the outskirts that are bad

@skarsgaarddilapidatedboat5590 6 лет назад

bring a gun and a gun for the gun. plenty of ammo and a bullet proof vest for every inch of your body. then and only then youll be ok.

@jasonlefler3456 8 лет назад

They've nailed to the wall the low fidelity, overly enthusiastic, office training video-esque, up with human drones vibe necessary to bring people to fucking Cleveland.

@hunterbless6466 2 года назад

So this is where Elden Ring takes place

@phoneyphil5663 2 года назад

Fun times in Caelid, again! Still Caelid!

@Arqunited 7 лет назад

I saw this in 2008 and again in 2010 and now again in 2016 and it still cracks me up ever..single time!!

@365Gaming-z7z 7 лет назад

Catfish Man He probably saw the first attempt

@thundercloudentertainment900 7 лет назад

He's a time traveler!

@afrigginawesome 6 лет назад

Seraphim lol likewise!!!

@xxvlogerxx-iw7dg 6 лет назад

It didn’t come out in 2008

@cjmercado5935 6 лет назад

prob. the first attempt at it

@Vorox1027 7 лет назад

Our main export is CRIPPLING DEPRESSION

@Lay_rue442 7 лет назад

mac10smg, Toa of Green sounds like 4chan

@sam65549 7 лет назад

mac10smg, Toa of Green * jumps in whellchair * " i got crippleing bepression " XD

@themans3867 6 лет назад

We're so retarded that we think this is art

@phillippie9737 6 лет назад

It was Lebron James but the deal fell through

@JetFuueled 8 лет назад

I'm visiting Cleveland, I might play this walking around

@mitchc.7046 8 лет назад

We're pretty chill in Cleveland.

@eatacheese7589 8 лет назад

Come and look at both of our buildings.

@reaperrwc8748 8 лет назад

Our economy's based on Lebron James

@connerfelty635 8 лет назад

if you're downtown you'll get mugged

@mitchc.7046 8 лет назад

Rick Hardwick Yeah, throwing the "N" word around like that might get you stabbed in my city. Good riddance.

@TravelingAnvil Год назад

14 Years and still doing work.

@avroken 7 лет назад

you actually described 95% of Romania

@CanberkDuman 7 лет назад

Eduard Calota lol, i've never been there. is this video really that accurate? :D

@avroken 7 лет назад

Canberk Duman eh, my city look like that, and half of the cityes

@Zer0Spinn 7 лет назад

Eduard Calota At least you're not Detroit

@avroken 7 лет назад

Zer0Spinn at least 'merica have other states with good economy

@thundercloudentertainment900 7 лет назад

Sorry, man. That sucks :(

@BogdanCS1000 5 лет назад

Well my RU-vid family, I’ll see y’all guys in 5 years when this comes up in my recommendation again!

@jellybellyboothang 5 лет назад

Fr tho. See you then

@Mickeythepluds 4 года назад

See you then

@amateurseasons9381 4 года назад

I am from the future and it will appear in your recommendation again in 4 years

@KamsPoliticalPredictions 4 года назад

Aight homie imma f with ya

@eatenjaguar9854 4 года назад

Can you at least get the 2% milk while your gone then?

@skeetersaurus6249 3 года назад

Took 10 years to get this 'recommended' to me? OMG, funniest video I've seen in AGES! Made me think about the time I stopped at an auto parts house in EAST CLEVELAND for windshield washer fluid, and came out to the parking lot to find someone HAD STOLE BOTH MY WINDSHIELD WIPER BLADES!!!

@auntesther7278 3 года назад

Showed up in my feed this morning... Can’t stop watching it 😆

@joetroutt7425 3 года назад

It was the auto parts employee trying to get you to buy some new ones.

@ob1kenobjunior208 3 года назад

The fact that he had a background singer for this makes it even funnier.

@Bob3D2000 3 года назад

Isn't it just him with a chorus effect?

@oakleysierney1918 8 лет назад

Houses cost the price of a VCR now? I remember during the 2008 financial meltdown you could get a house for $1. What a ripoff!

@snorlax1507 6 лет назад

lol

@galaxycoyote7360 6 лет назад

I guess I am from a different part of "Cleveland" Cleveland heights, where the houses are easily a cool Million. Im from Cleveland Heights, houses easily go for a cool Million

@RyanJerdon 6 лет назад

julia rebik I repeat my sentence twice for some reason. For some reason I repeat twice.

@djmpgh4252 6 лет назад

RyanJerdon I guess when you’re rich, you repeat your sentence twice. When you’re rich, you repeat your sentence twice.

@High5748 6 лет назад

Inflation

@dixco100 7 лет назад

As an Ohioan, I can't explain how accurate this is.

@javeonrobinson8498 6 лет назад

As another ohian no your not

@nobrang5146 6 лет назад

Ohians are wierd people,I know one Ohian

@javeonrobinson8498 6 лет назад

No Name Your weird too man all you bandwagoners are extremely stupid just like every city that laughs at ohio

@nobrang5146 6 лет назад

Master of enjoyment kai No really I know someone from Ohio.

@javeonrobinson8498 6 лет назад

No Name okay but still all ohians arent weird just because your friend is and no disrespect to you or you friend but being weird is okay

@sc4916 21 день назад

How many years later and I still love it

@D-Man_Jam 3 года назад

Europeans: _"There's no reason to carry a gun."_ Cleveland: *Oh, I beg to differ.* Edit: So many clueless pro-gun folks got butthurt in this thread, when I didnt even trash talk gun rights.

@tommyodonovan3883 3 года назад

I'd carry.... Carry my Arse the fuk out of Cleavland.

@jonathanwilliams1644 3 года назад

As a European I feel like this is not exactly how we react. The sure is a reason to carry a gun, especially in a city like Cleveland or Detroit. However we don't hand them out like happy meal toys No offense

@Newbmann 3 года назад

South side of Chicago Hold my beer.

@coreytaylor447 3 года назад

@@jonathanwilliams1644 in our defense, we try not to hand them out like toys but every time we try something like stricter background checks or raising the age to buy them, the opposite political party that brings it up uses it as ammo saying "taking away freedom and is therefor literally one step away from being hitler!" or "they are hypocrites because they support guns but also not this and therefore literally one step away from being hitler!"

@jonathanwilliams1644 3 года назад

@@coreytaylor447 I see your point. It also coincides with the european view on Americans. Overly Patriotic and Aaways about Freedom.

@JOEY-xj4ds 3 года назад

When I was in Cleveland last year, I made a point of getting a picture with that “art” because of this video 😆

@johnepants 3 года назад

The stamp was originally commissioned by Standard Oil of Ohio to sit outside their headquarters on public square. When BP bought out Sohio, they didn’t want the stamp. It got placed in Willard park a few years later and sits on its side specifically to show that BP just threw it away and it landed in some random area

@i.cant.sleep.anymore 3 года назад

@@johnepants I never knew that, pretty damn cool!

@jtno2 2 года назад

Glad you made it out ok.

@RealGateGuardian Год назад

Link?

@FolstrimHori Год назад

It's still there? Jesus above lol

@NorthPhillyFlyBoy 8 лет назад

Fun times in Cleveland again!

@youknowyoufuckedupright3058 8 лет назад

Still Cleveland!

@partymoe7465 8 лет назад

Under construction since 1868

@youknowyoufuckedupright3058 8 лет назад

Partymoe I just said that.

@partymoe7465 8 лет назад

+Scorpion no I was trying to follow along writing the lyrics

@Untitled_Niamiko 8 лет назад

See our river that catches on fire

@ninjakid1003 6 месяцев назад

"We see the sun almost three times a year" is amazing

@michaelconneely7820 5 лет назад

Ok You Tube, I’m from Ireland, live in China, never been within 100 miles of Cleveland, yet you decided to show we this today... and I love it!

@eliassuominen387 5 лет назад

Why do you live in China? That's an odd place to live for an Irish person.

@katiePetsy 5 лет назад

@@eliassuominen387 I'm Scottish and I have friends in China who are teaching English. Maybe that's the reason. I'm jealous, China looks super beautiful. And just think of the food 🤤

@valeriebumblebee7607 5 лет назад

@@katiePetsy well and I would love to come to Scotland, I think it's so beautiful. But this driving on the left side...nope. I just know that's not going to end well.

@katiePetsy 5 лет назад

@@valeriebumblebee7607 I'll drive you around 😂 there's always public transport if you don't mind drunk people chatting to you

@valeriebumblebee7607 5 лет назад

@@katiePetsy that actually sounds like fun. Though I propably wouldn't be able to understand a single word :)

@captaincraftit696 7 лет назад

If Cleveland's economy is based off of Lebron James, and their main export is crippling depression, then does that mean Lebron James IS crippling depression?

@pyroparagon8945 7 лет назад

CaptainCraftIt holy shit, I think you're on to something

@ucreategames 7 лет назад

CaptainCraftIt Here in Cleveland, we have a high rate in idiocy. It's not uncommon that we contradict ourselves.

@jasonofsteel5658 7 лет назад

CaptainCraftIt my little sister said the same thing

@owensullivan8350 7 лет назад

CaptainCraftIt yes it does

@PaxIesus 7 лет назад

As of today? Yes. It does mean that.

@loriswank8033 7 месяцев назад

Lyrics~ Fun times in Cleveland again! (Still Cleveland) Come on down to Cleveland town everyone! Under construction since 1868! See our river that catches on fire! We’re so polluted that all our fish have AIDS. We see the sun almost three times a year! This guys has at least two DUIs! Our flats look like a Scooby Doo ghost town! Don’t slow down in east Cleveland or you’ll die! Our economy’s based on LeBron James! Buy a house for the price of a VCR! Our Maine export is crippling depression. We’re so retarded that we think this is art! It could be worse though at least we’re not Detroit! 😇

@Finlandball39 4 месяца назад

“We’re not Detroit!”

@DDRaHolic 8 лет назад

Now their main export is REALLY LeBron after tonight.

@SalimFromATL 8 лет назад

Praying LA imports him.

@amateurletsplays2144 8 лет назад

Economy*

@jeffman913 6 лет назад

I thought it was crippling depression

@KrazeeClark 6 лет назад

+Jeff Man Mmmmm Donuts... Homer J.

@maplejet 6 лет назад

"We're not Detroit" Well, now you are!!

@TheStatisfiedOne 6 лет назад

maplejet even worse right now

@tori9365 6 лет назад

maplejet about as bad id say

@javeonrobinson8498 6 лет назад

Wow what did Cleveland do you three to make you so mad

@maplejet 6 лет назад

Cleveland Browns...0-16 season...just like the Lions.

@javeonrobinson8498 6 лет назад

maplejet so what does that have to with you guys treating Cleveland like crap and don't give me that Brown's shit

@rogerebertjr. 5 лет назад

Lyrics: Fun times in Cleveland again (still Cleveland) Come on down to Cleveland town everyone Under construction since 1868 See a river that catches on fire It's so polluted that all our fish have AIDS We see the sun almost three times a year This guy has at least two DUIs The flats look like a Scooby Doo ghost town Don't slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die Our economy's based on LeBron James Buy a house for the price of a VCR Our main export is crippling depression We're so retarded that we think this is art It could be worse, though, at least we're not Detroit (We're not Detroit)

@ShoeTheGreyCat 5 лет назад

10 years in and this video is still one of my favorite things on the internet.

@mister_wide 5 лет назад

Now I just want to go to Cleveland and sing it all day until I get murdered.

@stonedalldayjedi533 5 лет назад

Your pic reminds me of Kim Peek

@thecheezemann 4 года назад

i’ve big oofed now cuz I also made a lyrics comment-

@wildchaser9892 4 года назад

FirstBroGamer won’t take you that long

@toadofsteel 5 месяцев назад

COME ON DOWN TO CLEVELAND TOWN EVERYONE THE SUN DOES NOT WANT TO SEE US PLUNGING INTO ALL OF THE DARKNESS IF YOURE LUCKY YOU MIGHT GET SOME CLOUDS april 8 2024 eclipse

@brainsironically 3 года назад

"Cleveland - At least we're not Detroit!" That could be the motto for pretty much everywhere.

@dindixie 3 года назад

Not for Baltimore. And Seattle, Portland, LA, and San Franciso are all heading that general direction. Give it time.

@hhs_leviathan 3 года назад

I think there is likes couple cities which are considered worse than Detroit now...

@akish302 3 года назад

Except Detroit

@roflstomps324 3 года назад

@@hhs_leviathan San Francisco. My friend was butt mugged by an addict. Friend was in his new Audi when a junkie literally pulled down his pants and planted his ass cheeks on the driver side door and said, 'Twenty bucks or I shit." My friend gave him twenty bucks. Dude still leaked ass waste on the Audi. Well, you know, because he's a fucken junkie.

@hotpikachu 3 года назад

Detroit: at least we're not florida!

@Powerqubed 7 лет назад

i almost forgot to watch this today

@_random_trash_-_-5767 6 лет назад

This is funny because I used to live in Cleveland And all of these things are true

@javeonrobinson8498 6 лет назад

_random_trash_ -_- no they are not

@dylansemrau4839 6 лет назад

Knight kai .......yes they are

@yoboistopmotions2709 6 лет назад

YES THEY ARE

@SnowBunneh 6 лет назад

Boi, take a walk on east 80th ;3 You will have a real good time

@Someone-wj1lf 6 лет назад

Define "Funny"

@a.s.raiyan2003-4 Год назад

Cleveland's economy is actually based on the revenue from this video.

@GSCommander 6 лет назад

And on this day 12/31/2017 the Cleveland Browns became the 2nd team in NFL history to go 0-16, joining the 2008 Detroit Lions as the only two NFL teams to winless in a 16 game season.

@edpsfavoritestepdad7382 6 лет назад

Bungholio the 2007 Miami dolphins were honestly worse than both those teams

@xx_emeraldanvarxx2371 6 лет назад

The conspiracies..

@camdendaley1015 6 лет назад

I was at that game

@ericmendenhall2867 6 лет назад

They even threw a parade!

@xx_emeraldanvarxx2371 5 лет назад

Emigdiosback Who knows?

@danielwestphal6941 Год назад

This ad has given me depression. I'm moving to Cleveland

@niklasmarewski8110 4 года назад

Me looking at this in 2020 realizing that this was made 10 years ago Holy crap

@rosytimes9456 4 года назад

Oh frik really? Wow.

@isabellaperez6379 4 года назад

IKR! And it’s still true!

@mirzaahmed6589 3 года назад

11 years ago

@johncam8420 3 года назад

Tbf tho this was in made in the great recession so....

@michael_schumacher5616 3 года назад

“This guy has at least two DUI’S” One of the best lines in this video

@Vicioussnakeboy 2 года назад

"Our main export is crippling depression" is mine

@zoltanperei4789 2 года назад

What is DUI?

@michael_schumacher5616 2 года назад

@@zoltanperei4789 Driving under (the) influence

@ArcYT Год назад

@@zoltanperei4789 The guys riding a DUIcycle.

@Loner098 6 месяцев назад

@@zoltanperei4789Basically instances of drunk driving.

@northbuster290 3 года назад

I'm French, never been to Cleveland and never will, but thanks youtube algorithm for the fun!

@MH-up1xe 3 года назад

I’m an American and probably never will visit Cleveland either because I live very far from there.

@firstnamelastnamethirdname 3 года назад

No need friend you have yours in your country already ..it's called Paris

@wdh47211 3 года назад

Oui

@mrsupremegascon 3 года назад

@@firstnamelastnamethirdname Seine St Denis to be precise.

@EternalShadow1667 3 года назад

I’m British and will probably never visit Cleveland either because I value my health

@jerryrichardson2799 Год назад

My sister lives in a Cleveland suburb. I sent her an _Animaniacs_ video, in glorious black and white, with these lines, "Are we dead? Or is this Cleveland?".