Hat in Time but I ruin everything 

"I can't drown, but at least I could pretend for a bit." I love this game and I haven't even played it

Here’s the weather: SUBZERO, WE ARE UNDERNEATH THE ARCTIC CIRCLE WITH A 100% CHANCE OF DROWNING! OH GOD THERE GOES SNATCHER.

plot twist: the titanic crashing was caused by failboat

Not even a few minutes in and the ship is already down

Failboat: I give it 3 acts before we're actually swimming! *Act 3: rock the boat*

0:15 *why we call him failboat:*

Miss woo have kwilled uws awll

The thumbnail is art.👌🏾

1:34 “At least there’s no time limit.” ... *That’s called foreshadowing.*

Failboat should totally: •Try to capture the seals with the Cappy mod. OwO •Get the playable Mustache Girl mod and use co-op so Hat Kid and Mustache Girl can work together •Find Mustache Girl's backstory book •Find the Captains backstory book •Keep making fun videos. :3 Edit: hmm.. anyone up for "try to capture Queen Vanessa with Cappy and MAYBE not die"? Edit edit: oooo! Try to do Vanessa's Manor with 3x speed! >:3

5:32 "When did boats get so sexualized?" ...Nobody tell him about Kantai Collection

i want a pet seal it must be a seal from seal the deal no other seals just these ones

"Oh goodness she is dead. i will hawve to cwean up the blood with a mwop" -Failboat 2018

The New Super Mario Bros music worked great with this lmao

1 tip for watching failboat don’t watch with a full bladder

[⚫Failboat endangers the life of many seals and people with out feeling any shame or regret... ...Because he likes pressing buttons.]

The seals are too CUTE

"I didn't seen this coming..." *some violans start playing Last Surprise*

"I WILL CONSUME EVERY COLLECTIBLE IN THIS GAME."

Me when I see hat kid steering the boat: Ha! Thats funny. Me when hat kid sinks to boat: Alexa how do you murder kids for destroying cruise ships?

Failboat: Dies. Collectibles: **chuckles** I’m in danger.

0:29 *O P S E* *W H O P S E*

A Hat in Time But Failboat Fails the Boat

Hat In Time: Seal The Deal DLC STD DLC

As a warning to any “first” commenters, I have a metric ton of blue shells at my disposal. (I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN, BROTHERS)

schwupsie i *crashed an entire cruise ship*

How the titanic sank. 1912 colorized.

Next up hat of time but my family gets murdered

*ITS THE TWITWANIC* You failed the boat Failboat..... I need help

Hat Kid's smug face is truly adorable

6:55 Da penguin: * snaps his fingers * Thanos: *i don't feel so good*

Real footage of the Titanic never shown before.

0:09 That moment when Failboat FAILS his BOAT! Ba-Dum Tsh! XD GATHER THE RAFTS!!

A Hat in Time but the gameplay is enhanced by Mr. Boat

*_We Hope You Hwave A Gweat Twime Watching FailBoawt!_*

LOL this was definitely one of the weirdest levels I've played in a game, or at least the funniest. You just... wreck the ship. Why? Because. That's why. It wasn't an accident or the result of something else you just... do it. OH WELL!

Failboat managed to destroy not only the ship, but the entire universe as we know it

If you've still got a HANKERIN' for Hat In Time stuff, I should remind you there's the Deal part of that DLC as well. It's MUCH harder though, kinda the point. If you're not a perfectionist like me you can probably stomach it.

6:47 Moment of silence for the boat boat

Back round:rip ship Seal:dance party 7:24

Failboat: Sits in chair Seals 2 seconds later: pwease hewp us we'we DWOWNING

Seal’s for smash

Snatcher:It's not...entirely your fault kid.It was the iceberg.And all ice is a bad omen!Now go before you freeze to death!If you're going down you're going down my way!

Hat kid: (steers the ship) Seals: "Nooo Stoooop! Hat kid continues 5 seconds later DEAD!

Failboat FAILING AT DRIVING A BOAT.He really lives up to his name.

Peace and tranquility :}

0:50 This is just Titanic again. *My heart will go on plays

I can’t wait for “A Hat In Time but Snatcher wants me dead”

These seals could totally steal my soul if they wanted to.

S.S. Literally Can’t Sink: *sinks* Captain and Failboat: *my heart will go on intensifies*

"What did I just pick up? OH IT'S A BABY!" is never something you wanna hear.

7:19 if you were to do the would that be Eating a hat?

"hat kid [fricking] crashes the boat and recreates the titanic movie.mp4" were my (almost) exact words upon playing this level. fun!

So This really broke the ice.

0:21 Funniest part of the entire video.

Failboat: shows the art of buffed seals Me: "pillar man theme intensifies"

Girls on a cruise:this is relaxing. Boys on a cruise: 0:14

Failboat: *kills everything without feeling bad* Also failboat: *sees a seal* AAA

Hat kid, the smug dancer and ruler of all buff boys. 🤣🤣🤣 WAIT WHAT IF SHE JUST BENDS DOWN AND GRABS THE GROUND AND PULL UP, WILL SHE JUST FLOAT IN SPACE WITH THE EARTH IN HER HANDS?!?!

In all seriousness those seals have no right to be that adorable.

Now your name makes so much more sense!!!

peace and tranquility

I got A Hat in Time from Humble Bundle but was never really convinced to play it. But you convinced me with your latest videos of this game, gotta thank you, my man! ^^

Not even a minute into the video and I already died of laughter xD

I love these A hat in time vids

Keep up the amazing hilarious work failboat

Man I wish I had thought of using the camera to noclip around the level and figure out where the heck to go.

MAN HOW SURPRISING THAT FAILBOAT CRASHED IT

I didn’t even see the ship sink in the background when I first played the level 😂😂😂

*Wow, you’re name is now accurate!*

The name of the video should be, Failboat plays A Hat In Time but a boat actually fails

THE BOAT HAS CRASHED

I love the stwong seal doodle, majestic

The Captain's face will forever haunt me...anyone agree?

4:10 Don't you mean _stick with your _*_puns?_*

"When did boats get so sexualised in today's market?" >jump cut to azur lane

That ship went down with my Bright Future

It all makes sense now, HAT KID CAUSED THE TITANIC TO SINK!

the seals whenever they see dan coming:oh god run dan:huhuhuhhuuhuhu i love you

people on the sunkenboat: 1 star review nearly died failboat: REEEEEEEEEE

Failboat THANK YOU FOR RAIDING MY BEST FRIEND!! YOU MADE OUR NIGHT THE BEST!! (BTW I’m a boy ya’know) thanks so much!!

This game get my seal of approval

Recorder Titanic theme is the only correct and acceptable way to end this video.

Failboat: at least there’s no like timer for them, the don’t just like, PEWISH after a certain number of seconds Me: wait for it *snap* *explosion* Failboat:*franticaly* I mean I guess the explosions would definitely speed up the timer if there wasn’t one before. Me: *laughing* called it

"Why do the boats have butts" Failbutt Ahahahaha.. im sowwy misstew! I didn't mean to offwend you!

thawx fur savring us miss. I doodly dood not mess with da Engoon

THAT BABY LOOKS LIKE CONDUCTOR

“Ha! Nobody can ruin something that is TOO glorious!” ~Me (before watching this video)

THE BOAT IS EGGGGG

THE SEALS FINAL FORM 4:58

A failed boat messed up a perfectly fine boat *clap clap clap*

Failboats level: S H I P. H E C K

This is a good day to get obsessed with hat in time

when i hear a failboat scream i feel sleepy

Hat kid would have a strong grab move and carry infinite items in smash run

3:42 When the world is ending around you but you have no days off 😂

"tank woo, miss!" *"N O P W O B L E M"*

Good job

Stop clubbing, baby seals

"I did the Titanic..." *Jontr- I-I mean *Failboat.