Mario but drown 

"Let's drown mario! He can't be in jail if he's a corpse :D" -Boatman, 2020

"you must find a way to fight it" "you must find a way to fight it" "you must find a way to fight it" "just whacking stuff, huh?"

"are you slacking off?" "....I'M KILLING SOMEONE!" mind if I take that out of context lmao

*To be fair "Thirsty? Mario" sounds like a bootleg energy drink*

ya this will definitely be one of those titles that changes LOL

If this title changes. It was originally called “thirsty? Mario?”. Edit: My prediction was right. It did change

9:44 Ah yes, another case of Daniel’s fatal weakness to *blocks moving in a predictable manner*

3:58 how to get ladies according to shadow mario in 3 easy parts Step 1. Grab the person you are trying to get Step 2. Take a dump Step 3. R U N

"Mario has no neck, his chin goes directly into his nipples" Wario: backs away slowly

"You can't go to jail if you're a corpse." -Failboat, CEO of Drowning.

“Get rid of all that ugliness!” Fail: *Shoots him*

“Take a dump where you stand” “I almost took him out with that perfectly placed durian”

Titles "Thirsty? Mario?" "New 3D All Stars" "Mario but drown"

I was expecting the title to be “drown Mario” but the title we have is better ( dang failboat just gave me clout )

The Peach Being Destroyed After Slamming Peach With His Head Actually Cracked Me Up

1: thirsty? Mario? 2: New Mario 3d All stars 3: Mario but drown

Peach: trying to protect Mario Judge: *S H U T U P*

8:28 The part where he found a door that lead to Nook's Cranny...I just straight up died xD

5:24 Daniel's faces when he hears the Bianco Hills music... They're just priceless. Not to mention his insanely accurate depiction IN SONG of daily life in my house. Daniel is an artist.

That thumbnail’s just like: BACK IN MY DAY WE USED TO DRINK STRAIGHT FROM THE HOSE!

"Do you know how Mario gets the ladies" He turns into a water form to instantly get everyone in a 50 meter radius soaking wet.

Mario’s(Failboat’s) Crimes in Sunshine: -Assaulting police officers, civilians, The Princess, a shadow demon, and a Stu -drowning a goopy piranha plant and Petey Pirahna while smashing him so hard it caused him him to melt into brown goop -ripping the limbs off a giant squid before launching it into orbit -being so ugly it caused multiple gloopy bois to jump to hard they became a puddle -making content out of it

“Stop moaning you weird tentacle.” -Failbot, CEO of Drowning

no one: FLUDD: *t h e* *b u t t o n*

9:58 The death jingle in general in this game makes me feel like the game is actively mocking me for sucking and it kinda hurts

4:07 IVE WATCHED THIS PART SO MANY TIMES AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING???

0:19 Peach’s earrings have an eyeball texture.

*Bianco Hills theme* “Let’s pre-tend their isn’t a terrorist on the loose right now” Music 100

BREAKING NEWS: local man drinks whole of the ocean when attacked by water monster out of spite

Just like the Pog in Animal Crossing, all you simply have to do with Mario Is give him a S I P

SONG LYRICS: Let’s pretend There isn’t a *terrorist* On the loose *RIGHT NOW*

I'm sorry but Dan's change of emotions at 3:33 had me dying

The Holy Trinity: The Father (Stroolin’ stew) The Son (Stooms) And the Holy Spirit (Mooms)

As alpharad said “And we’ll defeat the water demon with water, that’s like going offstage as little Mac”

"If you awe not awewe, I gwaduated cowwege." I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY FRENCH FRY

Enemy dies Fluud: Mario you must find a way to fight it

“Mario doesn’t have a neck in this game” Jontron: finally a video game for me!

And then there's Chunky, 9:35

alright, boat. we have to talk about that thumbnail.

3:47 Daniel it's H2O, 2 hydrogens and 1 oxygen.

Failboat is just one of those RU-vidrs that when he uploads everyone screams YEEEEEEEES!

8:26 wait..... that was a hidden Animal Crossing portal? :P

2:40 Fludd is evolving! Fludd evolved into *BRASS BEAST*

The part were Mario crashed into peach while sliding made me Laugh so hard

Video title was originally "Thirsty? Mario?' About an hour later, "The New Sunshine" A little bit later, "New 3D All Stars" Later, "Mario but drown"

"Why does this guy have an actual butt..." -Failboat 2020.

Stock images: exist Failboat: I’ll take your entire *stock*

5:35 Failboat: *drinks water* “ahh..delicious.” Also failboat: “ alright let’s go catch a wanted criminal now shall we?”

2:53 when peach rejected mario in mario odyssey

PEACH LOOK OUT- *A peach exploted Me: That's perfect!

“You can’t go to jail if you’re a corpse!” -Failboat

8:36 Guys I saw Mario vent, vote him out

Loving how when Petey Piranha disintegrated the auto generated subtitles thought it was an audience clapping (8:00)

"Peach sends her regards" ARCHIMARIO NO

8:45 ever heard of inklings in nice outfits

"Let's pretend that there isn't a terrorist on the loose right now ~"

Peach: MARIO HELP! Failboat: plays with a durian and listens to music

In case it changes, "thirsty? Mario?"

“Stop moaning you tentacle” -Failboat 2020

So, just if you were wondering.. it was “thirsty Mario” and now it’s Mario but drown.

Failboat this morning: Thirsty, Mario? Failboat at this time: Mario but drown.

Welcome to another episode of "the protagonist has to deal with an annoying companion who constantly says useless tips"

3:14 press the button button button button *B U T T O N*

0:28 oh so that's how mario made Mario Galaxy

Having never played any of the games and trying all of them, Sunshine is my favourite

Original Title: *"thirsty? Mario?"*

“Nice shot!” Flashback to Donkey Kong country stream.

7:35 gee i know how that feels

3:38 “it’s no use” silver -06 - 17

its a-me mario i have never went on a vacation and now i am in jail

0:14 Im never gonna be able to forget that peach's earrings are eyeballs here

2:03 lol, what a great speech, flood did a good job.

Original title is "thirsty? mario?" Just a reminder

3:43 best line he's ever said

6:38 We need those dudes on Amazon shipping:D

I just went and watched all of Failboat's videos from 9 years ago. He is always so happy and I love that! He has also changed a lot. Keep up the great work Failboat!

Eyea is still waiting, boat You must locate the mad god again

To anyone saying first: ITS BLUE SHELL TIME

8:16 The Bad Ending: He didnt like G’s cut

5:30 🎶let’s pretend that there isn’t a t e r r o r i s t on the loose right now.🎶 this part made me laugh so hard 🤣

“That’s rough buddy.” 10:52

I can't argue with his logic about being a corspe

0:20 horror eyeballs

4:19 B-but durians aren't healthy-

Original title if he changes it: “thirsty? Mario?”

I've been rewinding 7:10 for the past few minutes and it's still funny

Dan: you can’t go to jail if your a corpse. 0:37 Cops: throw him in anyway

0:15 Are we not gonna acknowledge peaches earings? Ok cool

I lost it at 5:31

For those who are here after the title changed the og title was “thirsty? Mario?”

8:02 I LOVE HOW DAN LOOKS AT MARIO LIKE “BOI VAT DID U DU”

Witnessing someone experiencing the first 3d Mario I played in my childhood when I was super young, for the very first time seemingly, on the switch, is kinda surreal ^^

I’ve only looked at the thumbnail and 30 seconds of the video I can gladly say that this video is cursed.

6:29 Yes, they do. Just not official ones.

Boaty is worried about the toad’s faces, while I’m worried about Peach’s eye earrings

The stus: pls don't me into a marketable plushy. Failboat: deal with it

4:29 bowling in a nutshell

Mandjtv: hydrate or die Failboat: hydrate or die 🤔

This is one of my favorite games and I always love the little reference to Luigi's Mansion in the beginning.

4:05 3 simple steps: pick up peach. Have Mario running at you. RUN! (SONIC DROWNING MUSIC PLAYS)