It would be great if Disney made movies based on the attractions of Expedition Everest, Big Thunder Mountain, Hollywood Tower of Terror, Matterhorn Bobsleds and Kali River Rapids.
Welcome, foolish mortals, to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host, your ghost host. Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now. Our tour begins here in this gallery, where you see paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in their corruptible, mortal state. Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding, almost as though you sense a disquieting metamorphosis. Is this haunted room actually stretching? Or is it your imagination - hmm? And consider this dismaying observation: this chamber has no windows and no doors… which offers you this chilling challenge: to find a way out! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha! Of course, there’s always my way....
