*Contains some strong language. Extended version of HIGNFY. 5 Nov 2018. Paul Merton and Ian Hislop are joined by guest host Victoria Coren Mitchell and panellists Janey Godley and Robert Rinder.
He/She STILL hasnt replied. Dont let their ignorance stop you from posting polite comments of gratitude though, man. Perhaps just post them to something completely différent, that's what i used to do.
5:00 No way you could get a 7 sided coin out of anywhere with a spanner!!! Spanners are made for hex (or square) boltheads and nuts. Pliers would be needed for a Scottish extraction!
Lol, that guy was like "hahah, look at this lightweight, he fell on the ground, oh wait, what happened?" That turkeybear looks like it's from those movies that get banned from most countries. That looks diabolical.
Victoria is the perfect package and miles out of my league except I am a witty out of shape bearded guy with anxiety problems and a fountain of facts no one needs so if David Mitchell suddenly passes maybe I'm in lol
I sincerely wish you the best of luck, unless i happen to be in the same room as you both at the time. Are you any good at Poker? I know she's always impressed by a master (loaded) Poker player.
Well… after subsidising Scotland (by many times what the UK gets from Scottish oil and gas), and giving nearly twice the third world aid per capita that Ireland does (without the major corporate taxes due to the UK that go Ireland’s way), that leaves England more skint.
@@TerryODowd Oh wow, really? Ireland isn't part of the UK? No wayyyy. I wasn't implying that... I'm talking about the massive tax avoidance for operations in the UK that major tech companies and other multinationals file only in Ireland for complete fake reasons, which has become as much of an iffy tax haven as some of the British offshore territories. It's the main reason the Irish GDP is inflated, and even the Irish government doesn't use those figures. Finally at least a chunk of this activity has started to be ruled illegal in UK and EU courts.
First of all the gas pump should have cut off automatically at 10. What kind of software are they using that doesn't cut the pump off at the prepaid amount . That sounds a bit sketchy all by itself . That's literally the definition of nickel and diming in America which is a polite way of saying engaging in mild fraud . Secondly I would have thought false imprisonment would be a much more serious crime than being short 3P . Are you allowed to just hold people against their will in Britain over pocket change . Sorry but that really bugged me 🤣
I love that Scottish woman.🙂 And I think everybody knows how jealous of David Mitchell i am, already. The jammy, witty, barsturd. Mind you , i think some of us other humans have got a miniscule chance now.
Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?"
I like Victoria's 50p joke to Janey. But if Janey had made the exact same joke to Victoria, it would have been very wrong and she would have to be cancelled. This is not a double standard because Scots are a highly privileged and powerful people, while Londoners are not.
Yes - as a vegan it was a difficult show ... except us who do still have a sense of humour. Still - we are the last group it is is officially fine & allowed to make fun of. You're welcome.
She was 46 when she did this. Thank god she's let herself grow older gracefully and is the most natural, appealing woman on television anywhere in the world that I've seen. Victoria is number 1 on my list of 10 best dinner guests to invite, but she'd no doubt bring David along with her. Then again, David would be in the top 10 anyway.