I delivered a jacuzzi to Linda luzardi in the late 80s with my dad. I had to bunk school to give him a lift. She made us a cup of tea. Bit on milky side and weak as piss.. . I'll stick the details in a book maybe.
I remember Cheryl Baker from bucks fizz admitting on one of those "worst tv shows ever" things on channel 5 she made her whole story up. Iirc she said "Come on my parents were Joseph and Mary. I couldn't have been more obvious I was lying if I tried". She also said she kept laughing at the silly voice the hypnotist kept doing.
One of the best, and most succinct summaries of "Past Life Regression" I've ever heard @0:54 "a scientific tool regression that allows people to remember things they've seen in movies, putting everyone in medieval Britain or ancient Rome & never some obscure Turkish Hamlet they've no cultural knowledge of!"
Until you mentioned it I thought you were doing the pan and scan focuses for laughs. Also The Good Life theme was so well placed I almost choked on my non-organic pizza.
The thing that I found difficult to grasp during the This Morning scandal; Schofield was described as having great power and influence at ITV. So how did he come from being so hard up for work, that he accepts jobs like this and Talking telephone numbers etc, to the evil overlord of ITV daytime? 😂❤
Who could have predicted that, in a distant previous life, Eddie Large was....benny off of Crossroads.... I seem to remember him believing he was a Scottish child soldier called "Wee Jimmy" or some such. This series did genuinely inspire me to try and blag a session of "past life regression therapy." Though I soon binned the idea upon seeing that all the websites for PLRT 'experts' carried "no money back if it doesn't work" caveats. At least booze and drugs work every time.
Can’t remember if it was on TV Burp or Screenwipe or something else, but I can remember the hypnotist asking him where a particular battle was taking place: “Some field. They always pick a massive field for battles.” Never let anyone say he wasn’t a comedy genius. 😅
He said he’d been a Scottish soldier and she asked him what he was wearing. “A kilt....” And what’s your name? “Jock....” Can remember it because I creased up laughing at that point
The voice of the hypnotist reminds me of a voice Alan Partridge did on the radio version of Knowing Me, Knowing You when put under hypnosis. Coogan was doing it for comedy reasons but I’ve no idea why she’s doing it!
Aww, I gave you a sympathy like!! If John Barrowman remembers his past clown life so well surely the least he’d remember is a few words of Romanian? I remember seeing this before with Eddie Large claiming he was a Scotsman called Jock and giving the most vague details possible.
I could never watch anything like this with a straight face. It's all a load of cobblers, but then what do we expect from the mainstream of television known as ITV.
I unironically love Shaun Williamson giving it the full beans with his rendition of Labi Siffre's "something inside so strong" at that lawn green bowls championship. He's putting his whole heart into that anti-apartheid/pro-gay rights anthem and his audience couldn't care less (that's presuming they even bothered to switch on their hearing aids).
Listened to his interview on the Richard Herring pod. The first bit was the standard fare but as he relaxed into it he admitted he does stuff for shits and giggles. If it's going to be a new experience, he's up for it. The narrowboat show he did, what made him say yes was being offered the chance to spend time with Lionel Blair and Anita Harris. Seems like a genuinely nice bloke once you get past the facade.
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The Toyah one was too embarrassing to watch. She recounted an exact story from a rubbish film she had "starred" in and they somehow concluded this "might" have had been an influence on the outcome of their scientific experiment into re-incarnation.
The celebrity regressions are like a proto-version of the kind of leading discussions I have with AI chat bots. Only instead of talking about dead children, it usually ends with everyone kissing.
Also, props to Linda Lusardi for having her feet somewhat on the ground in the wrap up section of that ridiculous show. (But I also imagine all the celebs in the dressing room waiting to go into the room for their session and talking about what they are going to make up when on the couch, with one saying "I'm gonna talk about having loads of dead babies" and then unfortunately all the others all thinking that was a good idea and doing the same thing! If that's the case, then Anneka Rice becomes the best figure on the show, for doing her gender-bending riff!)
I detest TV hypnotheapists. At best, it's unbelievable bollocks; at worst, it's exploiting people who are grieving for lost loved ones. "Calming voice" 13:28 I don't think I'd be able to relax as I'd be constantly trying to suppress a laugh or really tense as her voice is like nails down a blackboard. Do they hynotise Scofe, and in a past life, he's a nonce?
Uri Geller has more captions than any man, he’ll do anything including bending the wallets of gullible TV producers. That joke doesn’t quite work but I tried!
Dangling something over Linda’s chest whilst asking what she’s wearing, is it? Also, was ‘got it caught in a mangle’ a reference to Joe from Neighbour’s?
@@StuartMillard plot twist - you ARE Paul Miller, and we are living in a Paul Miller infused fever dream. PS I would like to humbly request a review of the Concert For Diana from 2007, with particular focus on Puff Daddy’s and Ricky Gervais’ car crash (pun intended) performances. It was essentially a variety show and could serve as a nice follow up to the It’s A Royal Knockout video, as the Royal Family’s most ill-advised, embarrassing 21st century cultural faux pas.
I don't know if this hypnotist has the most annoying voice I've ever heard, but she's certainly a good contender. It's not a "hypnotic, calming voice", it's a voice that makes me want to punch something. Also, at 13:50 I thought you'd switched her out with Phoebe from Friends as a joke.
