He Is Not Your Friend 

@@arthurman2233 His muscle memory is a gymrat

For me it got me when he left.

I wonder why.

Learned from gf lmaooo

"where do i go, bro?" 14:30

Unironically the funniest shit i have seen in a while, this game really has the potential to be unintenionally funny.

Slop slop slop

I want to get this game and type, „women“ in that bit and be confronted with the scariest thing of all.

HOLY SHIT THATS TERRIFYING

i BURSTED OUT LAUGHING THANKS TO THAT, THE FUCK DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WATCH THE AMONG US??? THERE WAS LIKE THREE LAYERS OF TERROR THERE

@@DIEBOZBT I did the same thing, truly horror at its finest

"But it has Bloodborne!" Jade said, However Kinito knew it could be Emulated.

THIS IS GENIUS

Sam said "There's still Spider-Man 2! It's right there, you see?", but deep down he knew, it was going to be ported to PC

With that, Femboy laughed at their pathetic lie. For he knows the truth, no games on the PS5.

So scary

I know it was so horrifying when it started playing his old commentary videos with cluster truck in the back. Truly horrifying

Unfunny jumpscare

​@@jimbomcbob7849 Bro you see that in the night sky? I think that's a Wishing star, quick make a wish! I'll go first! I wish that- oh... Oh wait... That's no shooting star... That's a Joking flying right past your smooth brain

@@DickerMax18 I'm saying that memeulous is unfunny you redditor lmao

Bro I didn't even notice that wtf 💀💀

Counterargument: I literally forgot Nemo was the one who said that line in the movie, haven't seen it in prolly 20 years

​@@pokeninjafireemblemsounds bout right

"The ogre from Shrek"

"the name of the princess in Cinderella"

it's chover

It's vover

It's pyrover

it's

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that has gotta be intentional

i searched up gay porn and it did the same thing

as it should

and then pulls up results about "brain injury" right after lmao

Е621 would be better

my worse nightmare

An Americans worst nightmare

@@Verdant_Werua brits nightmare

YEEHAWW WE DON EET NOO CARAWTS ONLY CHEMICALS!!!

@@logbuzz this product is carcinogenic

you da real MVP

Finally... Thank you for saving me from the slop

More timestamps in case y’all need it 0:01, video begins

Thanks so much

@@uncoolbob9653 we didnt need that one

>see new pyro video >click and realize it's a pyro video >day ruined

​@@janbittner1465 >see pyro >day ruined

@@RobBloxes >pyro >day ruined

@ThatSpecificIndividual Based pfp.

@@1tsnopticus > > day ruined

i have to agree, game have great concept and ideas but i wished it has more slowburn at the start.

I think ddlc is better but I like this too

The opening made it feel very generic, but it got genuinely interesting later on. Idk if it’s intentional or not.

I think the lack of subtlety and decent-at-best writing can be excused because some of the tricks it pulls are really fucking clever. spoofing a video player window to have something jump out of it at you is cool as hell and the second monitor scares are a really interesting idea as well. It shows a pretty good understanding of the fundamentals as well, cuz it gives you Some space to rest between scares. it's a shame it beefed the landing so hard in that last stretch

It gets dogshit near the end though

Full on rendering the game art was a really neat touch. If those were my favourite/most played games then I’d be freaking out as I’d be so used to the cover art.

Why is The Germkla in Pyro's Desktop? Is he hornknee??

​@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 Is there a lore reason why Jamaica is always horny?

YUR HUR YUR HUR 🗣️🔥 YUR HUR YUR HUR 🗣️🔥💥

Its the Metal sonic boss fight theme in Sonic generations 🤓

I knew it was Sonic related, but couldn't remember it at all until you pointed it out, thank you

The Sonic Riders final boss song at 20:38 hit me harder cuz no one ever references that game lol

@@syfrax9725 yeah that’s where I remember it from.

How did you make that?

Cheers

Based

@@Bushman06 Laced

Lmbo

Agreed Even if he's trapped who knows how many people I can't help but feel bad for the little guy

This feels like the spin off ending to a horror saga where the curse is lifted

LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT

damn. I liked it a lot

my exact thoughts!! it doesn’t help that the market for these types of games has been so saturated. i can tell the creator put a lot of thought and effort into the game, and some of the 4th wall breaks are genuinely really cool, but i just can’t help but be unimpressed cause i’ve seen similar shit way too many times now you know. though i guess this is more so a problem with me than the game itself. the genre is still on the newer side so there bound to be some people discovering it for the first time.

Yeah, it's an incredibly coded game, I can't even fathom how they do it to access so much of the computer, but it also doesn't do much with it.

​@@FULLTECHNOJACKASSI'd say this is an exceptionally complicated program, though. Like as someone learning software engineering right now, I can safely say that there's a lot of really interesting stuff, not to mention a ton of attention to detail. The delete sequence is specially cool, cause a lot of the byte sequences are in authentic hexadecimal, for example. This is the kind of stuff that isn't that often done

3 likes in 2 minutes coollutz fell off

Shut up omg

​@@lambda7600 likes in 3 minutes, lambda760 fell off

@@UnemployedStormtrooper 0 likes in 1 minute, UnemployedStormtrooper fell off

pyrocynical fans are the only fan that will make me laugh out loud the jokes never get old and they're always funny even if repetitive! please continue making these comments so pyro will stop looking through comments 🙏🏾

Are you really femboy? *Vegetable and memeulous jumpscare*

Insert FNAF 1 power out noise

its like that one friend that doesn’t know how to show affection so they just insult you 24/7

Hmmmmmfgdgh

Do it and report back to us.

if they did indeed had some sort of interaction with each other, they would probably end up squabbling instead of becoming friends due to how possessive they are

nice pfp

Remeber the flare gun incident? I dont blame him.

First ever positive sloplive comment

bait

"self dono"

Your taste is trash

i think it's because it requires having a second monitor

The Milk, that had been spilled. The Slop? Has been administered.

Will be Slop? Judging the Video.

@@SunshowerWonderlab Will it Slop? Let's talk about that. *(GMM Crossover that won't happen)*

You come to a pyro video and don't expect slop

That profile pic... What hybrid of Pyro must you be?

@@yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 evil pyro.

Lurk more

Nah it’s just random code

​@@Evanz111 It's just log output, not even code.

Yes im stuck in 2022