Headless Horseman - SNL 

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Which one's Pete

@@Ash-gk8jp taller young white guy, a little scrawny. pete shows up at 2:15

@@jjonvhs.7408 i thought pete was puerto rican

You mean his son?

*Extreme Agreement*

that's cause he's actually from the 19th century

Mikey also does a pretty great old timey voice.

Teenage girls in the 2020 “omg I was totally born in the wrong generation” John Mulaney: hold my sody pop, doll

He’s good at the early 1920-1950s type of movies and news casts, too!

Thought it was funny until the end when it kinda started trivializing rape

@@rachelmoore2948 whit.

@@rachelmoore2948 oh come on dude

@@driley5004 To be fair, it’s pretty weird that they grab his head and have sex with it unconsensually.

@@andrewp2681 right... and you know that consent is a pretty modern concept right? Back when the story of the Headless Horsemen takes place did not have consent laws. Pretty effed up, but the sketch isn't incorrect about that.

It's really pathetic that you don't understand how this is depravity and disgusting. But it's even more disgusting that you got a thousand Thumbs Up by other garbage humans

@@Blessedone333AZ this whole sketch is a joke. They are purposely making jokes that are gross

@@mac8750 I realize you don't have the intellect to understand how the world works, but humor has always been used in propaganda. Go away now

My wife Goodie Chastity. Lol

Faith restored So you’re saying there is no place in this world for humor of any sort? Surly you’ve laughed at something in your life. Perhaps you’ve even told a joke or two. This is clearly dark humor. You know it’s funny because of how insanely wrong and ridiculous it would have been for someone to say the things they said in this skit. I think that’s perfectly punctuated by the use of the word “homie” here. Also, without your comment, I never would have known I got a thousand plus thumbs up. Guess I’m an internet legend now! Time to start a streaming on Twitch and Tik Tok! But on a serious note, the root of this joke is that we as Americans, some descended from puritanical settlers, have a hard time talking about and respecting the role sex has as a part of our lives and a healthy relationships. It shouldn’t be disgusting and shouldn’t be depraved. That way of thinking would certainly be a reason Pete’s character can’t talk to his wife, Goodie Charity, about the sexual aspect of their relationship.

Jeehan: Right...: we had nothing to do with it...see *Loren* about it, ok...

This was definitely John material!!

Could be the worst sketch to ever air on SNL.

The Lonely Island did something similar with Jonah Hill dating Andy's dad. After Bill said he's fucking his dad, the text says "written by Lorne Michaels"

Killed you? Do you require aid?

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Literally *cringe*

More like putting the sticky 😅

You almost had the line. You were so close to "putting the ick in ichabod".

@@xyzzyxyzzy2 one has 1.4k likes, one has 1 like. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Power for me

not the only time he has said that on SNL

The best part is that imo it’s honestly totally in-character for the original Ichabod Crane lmao

I mean after what he did to princess diana who knows what he’s capable of

He's immortal just like Webby and Wiggly....

@@Aukejorrit this might seriously be the greatest reply I’ve ever gotten.

@@sapphosspecialboy Starkids look out for eachother ;)

The only thing that could make this episode better was if Salt N Peppa were performing as the musical guest.

Maybe the head of NBC Censoring is Goody Chasitity, and she didn't get it 😂😂

He used to write for SNL lol

SAME! Joking about repeatedly raping a severed head in the woods?!

It’s not Fox so it should be find

I had the same thought.....as I laughed uproariously.

The censors probably told them they couldn't do it.

(Mikey too!)

It's the time he's from

John's costume I'd wear everyday.

Because He’s immortal

because he’s a 4035 year old immortal

😂😂

Rape, apparently.

@@Hermes_Agoraeus I mean, back in the times of the tale of the Headless Horseman, rape wasn't uncommon unfortunately.

Joke's on him, she's just not getting witchy in the marital bed.

@@trickytreyperfected1482 Also Goody Chastity was likely 14-15 years old.

“Icabod... Icabod Crane... this is the department of Social Security with very important information about..."

I can't believe they didn't put that in the sketch.

@@kieran.grant_ Well now you know you can blame Lorne for that.

@mister foster, Sounds like a personal problem. He has 2 hands he should use one of them.

That's the classic miconception. It only means he doesn't get as much as the next guy/guys.

Hats off to you for that awesome joke, man. I bend the knee to you!

I mean, it basically writes itself when you establish the fact that “headless” is a double entendre for “not getting head”

I would LOVE to hear all the ones that get rejected. I'm sure after 16-22 hours awake they get REAAAAALl ponchy

These jokes are probably cleaner than many of the other options they produced. Michael Che is pretty open that his favorite jokes can't be televised. Maybe he is waiting for HBO to pick him up...

Three years late but honestly I think sketches of the writer's room while they're trying to think of sketches could be hilarious

Same

We all did

The fact that I understood immediately I blame on my friends who make dirty jokes half the time 😂

HEY! That's High Tech!!? 🤔

lmao

Got it from an old prop from the 80s clash of the titans

I hear it’s going to be a featured player next season.

it's a props not animated lmao

You rang??

Uh using is head to spy on women changing is definitely MORE salacious

LOL yep 😂

specially if you've seen the mindhunter

Yeah, _that’s_ when it became disturbing, sure 👀

Agreed

@@MoonDolph exactly what came to my mind

"We'd all go play jacks at the soda fountain!" "I was on the telephone with Blockbuster Video!"

Why you think it’s weird

It was hilarious until the rape at the end

Rachel Clark what that very thinly implied part at the end involving a mythical creature? 😂

@@joedunphy5064 rape is rape. What are you getting at?

Rachel Clark think you’re overthinking it here

@Eszter Fodor, Me too!

Nah, I thought they brought up some interesting points.

Don't worry about it. The headless horseman HAS no head, it was totally destroyed by a cannon ball.

aw sucks for you 😀

You misspelled “made it better”

And I thought it was going to be the musical sketch so I said “this one is going to be amazing” WHYYYYYY

I’m sorry. I hear ya. I have teenage sons..I would have skipped to the next video if it had been me. This was just rather icky, even to watch alone. Didn’t really find it funny, just odd. We generally stick to Disney plus when we are all watching here😉 It’s getting tough to find good family content anymore. Remember, us Moms are just regular people too. She was probably just as embarrassed but didn’t want you to know. In a day or two neither one of you will give it a second thought. It will be all forgotten. You takecare now:)

@@frozennorthwoods4401 Or she may have just been thinking about getting some severed head.

Longer than you'd last if you had the 'use' of a severed head?

I **know**!! They really went there!! LOL. 🤣😂

Lmao! I've tried to reach the neck! 😂

Yup

Rapey.

There's whole manga/anime made surrounding the very idea described in this video.

@@nercksrule Of course there is, lol

Nope nope, not gonna Google it never.

@@delusionsalyer Lol.. Yeah, yeah me too. Never. 😏

@@delusionsalyer if I’m not wrong it’s called Durarara!!!

Best 15 dollars spent in props.

Johnny Depp as Ichabod was a great casting choice in that. But I'm curious as to which one is more faithful: The movie (the horseman is trying to claim his head back) or the skit (he's forced to carry around his head for eternity).

@@trickytreyperfected1482 - Kind of both and neither ... In the story he's riding in search of his head, but Ichabod also sees him carrying a severed head on his lap, which he throws at Ichabod. But the next day the townspeople only find a smashed pumpkin, and it's inferred that his town rival Brom Bones faked the whole thing. So, it's both and neither, sorta.

@@masterofallgoons oh, I think that's actually covered in the movie like right as Ichabod starts investigating.

@@trickytreyperfected1482- Sort of. The movie gives a little more of a background the the Headless Horseman than the original story does. I absolutely love the movie, but it has very little to do with the story. Ichabod and the other characters are quite different than the original story describes, and the plot has nothing to do with the source story. It's worth reading, and it's not long. I'm sure you can find it online for free since it's in the public domain. Also, the Disney animated short from the 50s is probably the most faithful and accurate adaptation just as far as maintaining the basic story goes. It's also a great work of animation and Burton drew some inspiration from that aesthetic for the movie.

That's a good one.👍

Same owl, too!

OMG yes that's one of my favorites

In some deoictions, he has a jack-o-lantern FOR a head, and carries his own actual head

I think.

I'm high and will not bother confirming that

This sketch and talking about Ron Jeremy on WU (famously known for his ability of autofellatio).

It’s not really... that is an actual procedure people get to get smaller waist. Marilyn Manson never had that done, it was only a rumor.

Before Marilyn Manson, they used to say Alice Cooper did that.

I thought it was a Cher reference. Which apparently is untrue as well, according to Snopes: Women who have been rumored to have spared ribs to the goddess of vanity are: Cher, Elizabeth Taylor, Jane Fonda, Racquel Welch, Tori Spelling, Pamela Anderson, Gina Lollobrigida, Victoria’s Secret model Stephanie Seymour, Kate Moss, Janet Jackson, and Britney Spears.

I even tried yoga..and had 2 ribs removed. LMAO

what would u have asked?

@@s.m.tahsinzaman_2720 how would you eat

You know......clean up

@@vandal280 I know right🤣

One of? Show me grosser one.

Fingers crossed. He's almost hosted five times.

the last time he hosted it pretty much was

I mean, there is a musical about Ichabod Crane.... (kinda) called Tarrytown

obviously lorne.... it's like you didn't even watch til the end

@@qwertyyxoxo You would be correct.

Once you go black... You go deaf:/

@@jeckjeck3119 what's that?..... I can't hear you!... 😱..... lmaooo! 💀

I know, how is no one talking about how rapey this is

@@heleneverbach it's because the rape of men is often played as a joke so it kinda goes under people's radar rather than smacking them with the realization that oh, no...no...wrong.

@@stanamilanovich3956 totally. it's just super disappointing to me that anyone could find rape funny